Friday, April 29, 2011

Draft Notes

I guess Bowers knee is fucked up. Guy sank like cement shoes.

Things I liked last night, welll first of all I like the NFL draft. Actually I love it. LOVE it. I should of did a Mock but post Easter week I didnt have time for that shit. I dont just throw the shit on the screen despite what keef thinks. as.

Anyway I loved the Von Miller pick, loved the Falcons trading up to grab Julio Jones. Love the value for Fairley and Prince for NY. Thought alot of talent late first round was available. Jaguars surprised agian with the Gabbert pick. Love the Titans taking Locker who is the total opposite of VY. Liked Spags Quinn pick. Pouncey could see Sparano's woody from my living room on that pick. Good stuff.

The only pick I hated was Minnesota reaching for Ponder. Well I didn't like the Nate Solder pick or the JJ Watt pick for Houston either. Think there were better players at that position at that point. Plus Houston's pass coverage is shit. And New England has no pass rush so that was baffling. Surprised Ingram slipped maybe cuz his daddy is in jail.

Jimmy Smith smoked weed? No shit. And drank before 21? GET THE FUCK OUT! Mort and Sheffy slayed me with that info. Mort stumbles with words alot. He could be mentally challenged.

Ravens passed. Retards. Then ran behind KC;s pick to prevent New England from running up behind KC. That was strange. Then KC reaches for some wideout. Then the Ravens took Smith, who was projected there since 21 Jump St. But then New England traded down. That shit was nuts. Thought New England would take Ingram. But New Orleans wanted him more. And paid for him. New England is crafty. Hey remember the Crafty Veteran? What a douche that guy was. Fuck Kevin Cott too. I hope he failed the bar exam 5 times.

NUBA....
Orlando out. Hawks rebounded nicely from a year ago. I miss Jamal Crawfords scent. Lakers better late than never. Back to being the fav out West.

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Todd Packer said...

Nice post, freak

Todd Packer said...

"I should of did "

Nice

Beth said...

"loved the Falcons trading up to grab Julio Jones"

That seems to be getting a mixed reaction around here, people like Jones but feel the Falcons probably gave up too much.

They apparently really wanted to get high enough to get AJ Green but quickly realized that wasn't going to happen.

tem said...

Falcons paid a lot for that trade. 1,2,4 this year and 1 and 3 next yr? That seems like a lot.

tem said...

Dalton going in 2nd round. Just like brees did. And yeah that knee of bowers must be fuct up

Blue said...

i like peanut butter on my waffles

Blue said...

I can live with Von Miller

I'm afraid the team fell in love with his measurables and less about his play on the field

but...that being said, he played well on the field

Blue said...

my only concern with a guy like that is that he's lived off of being a better athlete than everyone his whole life...now he's the same as everyone else, so he'll have to learn how to pass rush

Blue said...

Leslie Frazier must love him some Christian Ponder.

talk about a reach (not a reach around)

Blue said...

but if that's the guy you like, and who you would have taken at 20, and you can't work out a trade to move back, then what does it matter.

better than taking a "value" and then not getting the guy you want.

I hate New York said...

you dont let pass rushers get away at the top of a draft, fox knows that so does elway

Blue said...

so none of my picks were right?

damn

Blue said...

think Patrick Peterson knew he was going to the Cardinals? Had the bright red tie on and everything

I hate New York said...

frazier wanted ponder, simple as that

still dont like the pick, ponder is pennington ish, dalton i figure would be better

or even mallet, that guy has a cannon

I hate New York said...

i know brees loved the ingram pick

now he has a REAL running game

Blue said...

Reggie Bush did not love that pick

I hate New York said...

no he tweeted goodbye last night

I hate New York said...

bengals wanted a ransom for 4th pick beth, falcons are a few pieces away and WR was one of them

I hate New York said...

prince's posse was hilarity

dude had like a witch dr and some african tribe member

I hate New York said...

DUI Derek Lowe

tem said...

i think the biggest thing that pisses me off about mel kiper is that he is constantly saying things like "i had him going in the top 15"

last night he said that about 25-30 guys. you can't have 30 guys in your top 15. unless you are beth.

and then this morning he was asked to name a couple guys who would go early in the 2nd round. He named 34 people.

Blue said...

was one of them Andy Dalton

I hate New York said...

i loved kiper saying over and over again how shocked he was that bowers dropped

your not a doctor mel, cool it down

Blue said...

i think it's funny that 3 months ago, it was Fairley and Bowers fighting for the number one pick

fairley ends up 13 and bowers 2nd round

Blue said...

maybe the broncos can get bowers too.

then they'd have a plethora of pass rushers

tem said...

"was one of them Andy Dalton"

yes.

tem said...

"was one of them Andy Dalton"

he didn't say bowers though.

tem said...

so we know bowers will be the 1st pick of round 2.

Blue said...

marvin austin probably too...i would like the broncos to take him as well

Beth said...

"beth, falcons are a few pieces away and WR was one of them"

Thanks EP, I had no idea of that.

s

I hate New York said...

your welcome

Blue said...

who cares if you give up your #1 next year if you win the superbowl this year

I hate New York said...

turns out the bears were retarded on that bothced trade but both teams got the guy they wanted anyway

I hate New York said...

you can trade players today i think

I hate New York said...

jimmy claussen

hahahahahahaaaa

I hate New York said...

fairley's face was locked in last night, he looks hellbent on making the teams who passed on him pay

that detroit d line is gonna be a powerful lineup with schwartz coaching them

Blue said...

i think the league is going to come out with their free agency and trade "rules" later today

rumor was that free agency wouldn't be available until monday so teams could focus on the draft...

Blue said...

yeah, couldn't have worked out better for Fairley...or Suh for that matter.

no way they can both be double teamed (twss)...so one should be able to dominate the line at all times

I hate New York said...

spiff if dalton is there tonight he's a skin, they pick 9th in the 2nd round

Blue said...

shanahan will take caepernick, because he likes to say "colon"

tem said...

bengals will take him before the skins do.

I hate New York said...

beth im hearing once or if the trade restriction is lifted the falcons are looking to get a pick back today to shore up the secondary

dangling leader Abraham, Norwood and one of their 7's

I hate New York said...

bengals will take him before the skins do.

right, why i said if he's there AHIK

I hate New York said...

i think ricky stanzi is popular in the bengals war room though

I hate New York said...

hearing new england passing on bowers for Ryan Williams, RB Va Tech

dont believe that but Williams was a hell of a football player

I hate New York said...

cant believe philly picked a 27 yeard old rookie

I hate New York said...

surprised the steelers didnt trade up for prince once he started falling or even jimmy smith knowing the ravens were hot for him especially

tem said...

"right, why i said if he's there AHIK"


if newton is there i bet the skins take him in round 2.

ahiik.

I hate New York said...

akeen ayers drop out of the first round was surprising too

tem said...

"cant believe philly picked a 27 yeard old rookie"

26. do your homework.

Blue said...

Fig Newton?

I hate New York said...

pats have to go pass rush if they stay put

they literally have none

tem said...

i liked how the giants were going to trade eli to the vikes to jump up and get mallet, but the vikes wanted ponder over eli.

I hate New York said...

"26. do your homework."

27 when they start playing games that count

homework done

I hate New York said...

tem is silly

I hate New York said...

broncos at 26th overall gonna have some nice options blue

Blue said...

huh?

they pick 4th and 14th in the second round

Blue said...

hahaha...stupid madden

I hate New York said...

meant 36th

tem said...

"27 when they start playing games that count"

wrong.

he is born in november. season starts before then.

dufus.

tem said...

el pad should sit a few plays out.

Blue said...

"he is born in november. season starts before then."


maybe...maybe not

Blue said...

is he born every november?

tem said...

yes. he is canadian. they are reborn every year. science.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff if dalton is there tonight he's a skin, they pick 9th in the 2nd round"

sonny jurgensen 2.0, unless someone else takes him, then he'll suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

can't wait for dirk and cuban to be crushed

tem said...

words with friend is a POS

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Cotto-Margarito II September 17"

nice, revenge, cotto should be allowed to have loaded gloves for the fight

Blue said...

"words with friend is a POS"

your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

phenomenal peyton hillis quote from a chat:

From : Danny Eberhart (Deltona Fl)

"Hey Peyton, when your about to truck someone, what goes through your mind?"









Response: Peyton Hillis* (1:17 PM)

"Trucking someone."

Spaceman Spiff said...

who's taking mallett

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Bengals reportedly tried and failed to trade into the Packers' 32nd spot Thursday night.
Cincinnati was presumably chasing TCU QB Andy Dalton, but they couldn't agree on fair compensation. At this point, the entire league knows they have Dalton in their sights at No. 35 overall. It's a safe bet they're already talking with the Patriots about moving up three spots to ensure their quarterback of the future.
"

fucking patriots gonna end up with bengals 2012 1st probably

Blue said...

pats are gonna get the bengals 2nd next year and carson palmer's first born child

Blue said...

pats are going to get a whole bunch of shit, and i bet the bengals don't get dalton.

belichick is sitting there fielding phone calls from all the teams that want him (raiders, skins, bengals) and playing them against each other

Blue said...

pats mock drafter guy says mallet doesn't go in the 2nd round

Blue said...

i could see the raiders taking mallett

because he's jamarcus 2.0

I hate New York said...

tem doing a keef impression today

I hate New York said...

mallet will go in the 2nd round

I hate New York said...

man the Vikings really thought Ponder wouldnt be there when they pick 43rd overall today?

hard to believe

Blue said...

if jake locker can go #8, then mallett should get picked...not sure by who though? maybe shanny, but probably not mobile enough for him

I hate New York said...

pats fuck up the picks anyway for the most part

Blue said...

"man the Vikings really thought Ponder wouldnt be there when they pick 43rd overall today?

hard to believe"


if they valued him that high, they had to believe somebody else did as well

I hate New York said...

"maybe shanny, but probably not mobile enough for him"

any of the three NFC west teams not named Rams

Blue said...

I don't think AZ gets a QB, they have enough young QBs, they need a veteran, trade for Kolb/Orton

i could see seattle and or San Francisco taking a look though

Keef said...

"you can't have 30 guys in your top 15."


Steve had like 40 chicks in his top 10, right?

Blue said...

at some point the Chiefs have to draft a QB too since Cassell is garbage

Keef said...

"Response: Peyton Hillis* (1:17 PM)"


Was that supposed to be Peyton Mills*

Keef said...

"at some point the Chiefs have to draft a QB too since Cassell is garbage"


No. LP listed him yesterday as one of the guys who didn't have a good college career but was a solid pro. Remember?

Blue said...

peyton hillis stings way more than jay cutler

fuck you josh mcdaniels

Blue said...

"No. LP listed him yesterday as one of the guys who didn't have a good college career but was a solid pro. Remember?"

he won a national championship

I hate New York said...

Bills dont see long term in Fitzpatrick they might leap on a QB too

I hate New York said...

"No. LP listed him yesterday as one of the guys who didn't have a good college career but was a solid pro. Remember?"

he is a solid pro

you guys can stop hating him he's on KC now not NE

Blue said...

i think the bills are shooting for Andrew Luck next year

Blue said...

the fish need a quarterback too

Blue said...

"he is a solid pro

you guys can stop hating him he's on KC now not NE"

dude is garbage

I hate New York said...

ok, 27 and 5 last year over 3K years pretty solid

first year with cheifs the team was basically a pop warner team

Keef said...

3K years is a lot

Blue said...

garbage

I hate New York said...

when in rome

I hate New York said...

by and by i said solid pro

not super star or "elite"

Blue said...

that's like saying kerry collins is a great qb

when teams put 8 and 9 guys in the box on every down to stop the run, throwing the ball, is pretty easy

Spaceman Spiff said...

crash GIF

Keef said...

Beth never passes on 8 or 9 in the box

Blue said...

he threw for over 300 yards in 2 games last year.

one was a game that they were down 35-0 the start of the 2nd quarter, so they threw it on every down the rest of the game.

the other game was legit

I hate New York said...

dead guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

ricochet GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy chit GIF

tem said...

bengals are going to trade palmer for the pats 2nd rounder

I hate New York said...

spiff making me queasy

I hate New York said...

i hope ben zobrist dies in a hotel fire

Spaceman Spiff said...

"derek lowe charged with DUI, reckless driving and improper lane change"

was racing while drunk

I hate New York said...

spiffast

Spaceman Spiff said...

dammit

Keef said...

i hope ben zobrist dies in a hotel fire


Yo tambien

Spaceman Spiff said...

hillis letterman top 10

Keef said...

Looked like a black guy on that cover

Keef said...

Did y'all know there was like a big wedding today

Keef said...

NASA Postpones Launch of Shuttle Endeavour Due to Technical Problem

I hate New York said...

thats the shuttle trip with the kelly guy commanding right, with the shot up wife

I hate New York said...

i love weddings

I hate New York said...

in america only though

I hate New York said...

at the draft last night did you all see the USA USA USA chants?

thats how we do

Keef said...

Tem mentioned the USA chant in AD

Blue said...

who reads AD?

Keef said...

Not LP

I hate New York said...

correct, unless in in AD, then i read it

Keef said...

Lp is bigger than lov

I hate New York said...

two kids is nuts by the way

not sure if i mentioned that

I hate New York said...

kiwanuka, umenyiora, amukamara

giants putting together a Nigerian All Star team

I hate New York said...

i noticed the blacks are doing the hipster black glass frame look now too

kanye laughs at these fools probably

Blue said...

they're all malcolm x

I hate New York said...

i need beer this weekend

sam adams already out with summer ale

Blue said...

"the blacks"


and i'm the racist one

Blue said...

i don't like scottish ale

makes me puke

I hate New York said...

Giants have Akeen Joffer as a qulity control coach.

::Eddie Murphy laugh::

I hate New York said...

I know for a fact that every time Brad Penny pitched for the Dodgers in San Diego it was probably the lowest velocities he ever had. He liked velocity. He'd stare at the board. He was throwing 95-96 (mph), but we'd have it at 91 and he'd get pissed off and throw harder and harder and start elevating.

-Kevin Towers

I hate New York said...

apes will rise

tem said...

akeem dumbass

tem said...

DYH

Blue said...

i like this new tem

I hate New York said...

he corrected akeen but not qulity

I hate New York said...

my hdh is overwhelming

Blue said...

he's trying to use qulity in wwf right now

tem said...

i figure qulity was how you said it in real life.

tem said...

i only play 2 letters or less at a time in WWF now.

Blue said...

you must be behind by over 100 pts

tem said...

no. i do that in new games too.

tem said...

i guess eventually i will be behind over 100 points though.

I hate New York said...

phone sex gramma

Contract the Gophers said...

"Not all fans in Minnesota were happy with the Vikings' selection, and some of them reportedly directed catcalls at Rick Spielman as he took the stage at the team's draft party. No doubt fueled by a few cocktails, some of these folks got the opportunity to direct their disgust at the Vikings brass."



booing your team's selection is fucking stupid; who the hell knows who will pan out and who won't? Like the fans know any better; this is the type of shit they pull in Philly...no me gusta

Blue said...

tesus did not show up to workout today.

neither did orton

losers

Blue said...

workout warriors my ass

Blue said...

what would you rather they do re: booing a team's draft pick

golf clap?

Blue said...

i'd boo the shit out of the broncos brass if they stretched that far for a pick

Contract the Gophers said...

this isn't Philly, this is MINNESOTA


/kod wyche

Contract the Gophers said...

"what would you rather they do re: booing a team's draft pick"



um, not boo

Blue said...

booing is a fan's only recourse

Blue said...

that's like saying, you don't like who's in office so you don't vote

Blue said...

if you don't like a judge's opinion don't you boo?

I hate New York said...

"Randall Hank Williams (born May 26, 1949), better known as Hank Williams, Jr. and Bocephus"

Bocephus

what the fuck

Contract the Gophers said...

that's like saying, you don't like who's in office so you don't vote


seriously? I'm hoping (for your sake) that was s

I hate New York said...

our forefathers booed

it's an american pastime

I hate New York said...

tesus is busy healing african children

Blue said...

no it was NS

Contract the Gophers said...

it's very disrespectful to the player, and a moronic way to react

Blue said...

what does kod have against booing

Contract the Gophers said...

It's not the pick I expected, but I have more class than to boo about a guy who had no control over where we went and when...and has done absolutely nothing to deserve ridicule or scorn (and neither has Vikings management, who you could argue was the target of the boos....but practically speaking, it's an affront to the player chosen as well)

Contract the Gophers said...

what does kod have against booing


generally speaking, nothing. But I also hate when fans boo their own players during the game; that's classless and stupid too

Blue said...

i booed jay cutler (ns)

fuck cutler and his arrogant ass, should have left plummer in the game

Blue said...

I agree about booing a drafted player


it's one thing when they announce him at his press conference if peeps were booing or as he walks on stage like with McNabb.

but it's ok to boo Goodell right?

Contract the Gophers said...

Well, Cutler's a different story; he should be bood 24/7




(kind of ns)

Contract the Gophers said...

but it's ok to boo Goodell right?


oh yeah; I'm just talking about booing your own players or draft picks....or management when they announce the draft pick (because again, practically speaking it's about the same as booing the pick himself)

Contract the Gophers said...

I was at the NBA draft years back


I booed the hell out of Stern, Pryzbella (sp?) and a few other draft picks; I would not have booed the Wolves selection though (if they had had one, but with the Joe Smith abortion, no 1st round picks that draft)

I hate New York said...

it's passion, the draftees dont even hear it all they hear is the sound of cash registers

I hate New York said...

they arent booing the draftee they are booing the actual pick

jet fans know

Blue said...

yeah, i'm sure Ponder doesn't give a shit

who's more pissed, christian ponder who got booed, or nick fairley who fell to 13 and lost brazilians of dollars

I hate New York said...

when your team drafts kyle brady or whoever that was over a warren sapp shit gets real

I hate New York said...

ryan leaf set the chargers back like 4 years

booing is appropiate

sometimes, and this is true, sometimes fans are smarter than team management

I hate New York said...

i'll boo my mother is she picks the wrong guy to date

moep - son this is Frank, he's a car salesman

ep - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hate New York said...

and your face is disrespectful

Keef said...

"they arent booing the draftee they are booing the actual pick"


So they're booing the draftee. Got it.

I hate New York said...

they are booing the choice

I hate New York said...

the decision

Keef said...

moep - son this is Frank, he's a car salesman

ep - Frank better not get in my face, cuz I'll drop that motherfucker


*fized

Keef said...

"they are booing the choice"


Right. The choice to make that particular player the draftee. Got it.

I hate New York said...

nice fix

I hate New York said...

nothing against the player but the decision was poor

like getting your girl pregnant

you hate the decision to have the kid but you dont hate the kid

boom

I hate New York said...

piece

Blue said...

good analogy

Blue said...

so in the kid analogy are you booing yourself?

Blue said...

self boos are the worst

tem said...

"Bocephus

what the fuck"


common knowledge among country fans

tem said...

your booing the girl for being so fertile

Blue said...

"your booing the girl for being so fertile"

maybe you're booing her parents for not putting her on the pill

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ozzie Guillen suspended 2 games for, among other things, tweeting"

fucking MLB

Blue said...

raiders trading up with the pats?

Blue said...

nope guess the raiders didn't get it done

Blue said...

bengals didn't have to trade and still got their guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite, got laker tickets to 2 games, hopefully sell 1 game to pay for the other

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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