Monday, April 18, 2011

AHIK*

If you couldn't be a living creature and had to be an inanimate object, what would you be? You cant have any life at all, so bugs, humans, animals, plants, all out the door. I'd probably be a 34C bra.

If money didn't matter, and you could own any car, what would it be? Take into account this would be the car that you would drive full time. To work, with the family (if applicable), anywhere you drive your current mo-bile. I'd probably go circa 2003 and get a tricked out Escalade, with 22s, TV on every seat, Xbox, PS3, and a towing package to take my fake boat to the lake. Oh, and a pair of balls hanging down from the bumper. (s)

If you could live anywhere in the world, outside of the United States, where would you go? My first thought was Australia because I've always wanted to go, but I'm not sure I could live there because it's not really close to anything. So upon further review, I'd live in Vancouver. The reasons are threefold. One, it's close to the US so I could still be close enough to family. Two, I've been there before and it's a beautiful place. I could even deal with the winters there. And three, free healthcare.

If you could get paid to play any sport professionally, but it can't be one of the big four sports or golf (everyone picks golf), what would it be. This took me a few minutes to figger* out, but I'd probably go with NASCAR. I fucking hate that redneck shit, but I like driving fast, turning left, and drinking. Plus that seems like a "sport" where you can make a ton of cash, too.

If you had the option of winning $5 million and only living until 45 years of age, or earning a comfortable income and you and your wife/husband live to 100, what would you choose? And by comfortable, I mean you have enough to pay all your bills and eat out maybe 2-3 times per month, and maybe one ok trip per year. I think I'd choose to live to 100. I have nerve had money and I've been happy. And if I got to live to 100 and not be lonely and would live comfortably, I'd take that.

And now the last one. One of your favorite teams is in the championship games/series of their respective sport. The Super BowlTM, game 7 of the World Series, game 7 of the NBA or NHL finals, BCS championship, or the NCAA basketball title game. If you could choose one to see your team win the title in person, which one would you go to? Me? Hands down, I'd go see the Reds win game 7 of the WS. Baseball is my favorite sport, and Cincy is my team, so that's really a no brainer for me. I was at game 7 of the '01 Series and that was exiting as shit and it wasn't even my team. My personal opinion, game 7 of a championship series is > than the Super BowlTM.

That is all

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Keef said...

First

Keef said...

I haven't been first in forever

Keef said...

Twss

Keef said...

Where is yug?

Keef said...

Where is aitch?

Keef said...

The Woods name has often been found atop Sunday leaderboards but with Tiger Woods taking the week off after his fourth-place Masters performance, it was his niece's turn to carry on the family tradition.
Wake Forest junior Cheyenne Woods won the ACC women's individual title with a 5-under 208 to finish seven shots ahead of her nearest competitor, North Carolina junior Allie White.



Tiger is jealous

Keef said...

So the top 2 seeds in the West lost last night?

Keef said...

Too bad Boston and NY can't bolth lose this round

Keef said...

Although judging by the score of their game, it looks like people who watched that game lost

Keef said...

good story about that Giants fan

Keef said...

"He says to me, 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' I'm like 'Yeah, I'm sorry, I just got back from L.A.' The cop says, 'We got the same rules as L.A., pal.'
"I didn't say a word. I just handed him my license and started reaching for my registration and insurance."
When he looked up, the patrolman had removed his glasses and the glove on his right hand.
He leaned in to ask: "Stow? Are you related to Bryan Stow?"
"I just lost it," John said. "I literally cried for 10 minutes. Like I was a little boy. Everything I'd been holding in, this knot that had been sitting on top of my stomach for days, all of a sudden I could breathe a little easier."
The cop put his hand on John Stow's shoulder and handed him back his license.
There were tears in his eyes, too.



There is good news, man

Keef said...

They need some happy stories in the news. Everything is all death death death

Keef said...

The good stories all make page 8 and shit

Keef said...

People love war and killing I guess

Keef said...

15

H said...

Game 7 of a Bruins championship. Nothing else would even come close.

H said...

"Although judging by the score of their game, it looks like people who watched that game lost"

And you'd be wrong. It was an entertaining game.

H said...

Keef turned in methinks

Todd Packer said...

Wall

Beth said...

"I'd probably go circa 2003 and get a tricked out Escalade, with 22s, TV on every seat, Xbox, PS3, and a towing package to take my fake boat to the lake."

And here I was thinking Steve was the black guy on LOV, my mistake.

Beth said...

Wall.

Blue said...

That Brian Stow things gets me everytime i read about it

Ballz Boy said...

turrible

Ballz Boy said...

"If you could live anywhere in the world, outside of the United States, where would you go?"

an island, maybe turks or bahamas

Ballz Boy said...

"earning a comfortable income and you and your wife/husband live to 100, what would you choose?"

getting old sucks but id still take 100 over 45

Ballz Boy said...

"One of your favorite teams is in the championship games/series of their respective sport."

mets no question

super bowls are corporate cant imagine feeling any different than watching that in living room with other giant fans

Ballz Boy said...

"A troubled 19-year-old stabbed himself to death on stage at an open mic night after playing a song called Sorry For All the Mess.
Kipp Rusty Walker repeatedly plunged the six-inch blade into his chest as the audience clapped and cheered in the mistaken belief it was piece of performance art.
But when he collapsed in a pool of his own blood they started screaming in horror and rushed to help him, but his wounds were too severe and he died soon after."

jesus

Beth said...

"A troubled 19-year-old stabbed himself to death on stage at an open mic night after playing a song called Sorry For All the Mess."

Clearly he was a Mets fan, that explains it.


Too soon?

Ballz Boy said...

i would be mad is someone didnt make that joke

Ballz Boy said...

i guess we got a bunch of jews up in here

Blue said...

maybe they're all just recovering alcoholics

H said...

I thought only Massachusetts gave people the day off on Patriots day. Apparently a bunch of LOV has the day off too.

H said...

Hideki Okajima recalled from triple A. Prepare for a lot of late inning runs against the Red Sox.

H said...

So nothing will change.

/LOV

Blue said...

fucking offensive goaltending


oh, and the fact that the last 2 weeks of the season all of a sudden the nuggets can't make freethrows

Blue said...

gallo (who shot almost 90% this year from the line) has been shooting like 65% the last week or so.

WFT

Blue said...

oh well, i hate the nuggets anyway

Ballz Boy said...

volquez is pissing me off

Ballz Boy said...

jesus shuttlesworth kilt me

Blue said...

the rockies 4 game lead in the NL west is the largest lead they've had since 1995


for the record, they've never won the division.

Blue said...

it's april bro


/#LOV

Blue said...

that offensive foul call on melo was awful...


but he always seems to come up with something like that in the playoffs...some sort of stupid offensive foul

Ballz Boy said...

melo call was an abomination but that's nba officiating at its best right there especially in the playoffs

Keef said...

volquez is pissing me off



He's awful

Ballz Boy said...

seemed like a trip on that play too, freed Allen up

Ballz Boy said...

garnett is a scumbag

Blue said...

"melo call was an abomination but that's nba officiating at its best right there especially in the playoffs"


well it wasn't as bad as the non-call for goaltending in the nuggets game...but that's beside the point

Ballz Boy said...

like i said nba officiating is awful

Ballz Boy said...

gallo free throw slump is puzzling for sure

Ballz Boy said...

lakers look like shit

Ballz Boy said...

which is nice

Ballz Boy said...

i mentioned the lov summit II trip to cmep sat night, got some hilarity back

first she said

arent they a bunch of rednecks?

then she said,

if you go ( i thought to myself so AHIK), you should bring someone because you shouldnt sleep in the same room with a stranger

Ballz Boy said...

people dont understand lov

Ballz Boy said...

no idea why she thinks everyone is a redneck

i was like literally no one is a redneck (cept beth) but i didnt want to tell her there was a girl she might think shes going and im lying

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nope. They just want to party and I'm guessing they figured cmk wouldn't because she's got a kid"

cmk

Ballz Boy said...

romero struggling early, dammit

Ballz Boy said...

stupid patriots day

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I was at game 7 of the '01 Series and that was exiting as shit "

so the game was shit

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"romero struggling early, dammit"

goddman, game is early

Spaceman Spiff said...

wish i was able to blame the lakers game on the refs like the other games, fucking gasoft is back, we all knew cp3 was gonna eat fisher alive

Beth said...

"no idea why she thinks everyone is a redneck"

Nascar talk.
Someone from GA
Someone from WV
Someone from TX
Tent talk (i.e. tent city)

And the main reason:
It's not NYC

Ballz Boy said...

texas thing threw her off

she was like why texas, does someone live there

i said yeah and she said so is he a redneck, i was like no he's from chicago

fucking defending jug to my wife while out to dinner

lov is great

Ballz Boy said...

and my family has been teasing me about twitter and my blogs they think im nuts

it's 2011 uncle, this is my generations how we roll you dont have to understand it but you cant knock it

in their time they did drugs and listened to rock and roll, in our time we need instant news and like being in each others business

Ballz Boy said...

fucking jed lowrie is awake, he almost escaped that inning

Keef said...

If TP goes to the summit, I'll bring my jorts

Keef said...

romero struggling early, dammit



Damn, I finally put him in my $ lineup this week because he's got 2 starts

Jugdish said...

fucking defending jug to my wife while out to dinner


DOUBLE DRAGON

Ballz Boy said...

clyde, Tyler check this out

Ballz Boy said...

“If your suit is popping,” he said, “your tie can’t.”

words to live by

Keef said...

I used aitch in wwf against yug

Spaceman Spiff said...

jay mohr in for rome, suite

Keef said...

hopefully he bashes Vic some mohr*

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare dunk GIF

amera took at least 3 steps, let him if he's gonna keep doing that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"hopefully he bashes Vic some mohr*"

me too, fucking wussbags calling/emailing said it made them uncomfortable, never want to hear it again

rom secretly loved it, but had to pretend it was too much for him

Blue said...

nene had a couple good dunks last night right in perkins grill

Ballz Boy said...

dice k should be coughing up some runs soon

Blue said...

dunk 1 on perk

dunk 2

Blue said...

sorry i don't know how to gif

Blue said...

so i rematched Jug on WWF last night and it created a new game with TP

Ballz Boy said...

i lost 7 pounds just by giving up beer for lent

Keef said...

6 pack by July

Ballz Boy said...

ok romero toast

Blue said...

dat ass

Keef said...

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Keef said...

yay blue

Ballz Boy said...

dat ass

breakfast

H said...

Wall

H said...

Red Sox winning streak.

H said...

I'm glad I put Romero on my bench

Contract the Gophers said...

"cool...maybe kod can get you tribal discount"


very doubtful


"Maybe kod can get me some peyote"


probably doable

Contract the Gophers said...

good post (ns)...got me thinkin' here today

"If money didn't matter, and you could own any car, what would it be?"

-It would not be good for my career to own a fancy car, so since I like the CRV, I'll say a 2009 CRV

"If you could live anywhere in the world, outside of the United States, where would you go?"

-Winnipeg; it would have to be a major city in Canada, and this is the closest major city to where my family/friends are located

"If you could get paid to play any sport professionally, but it can't be one of the big four sports or golf (everyone picks golf), what would it be."

tennis; it's what I know

"If you had the option of winning $5 million and only living until 45 years of age, or earning a comfortable income and you and your wife/husband live to 100, what would you choose?"

-it's sad to me that there are people out there who would chose the 5 million...I feel sorry for them (ns)

"One of your favorite teams is in the championship games/series of their respective sport. The Super BowlTM, game 7 of the World Series, game 7 of the NBA or NHL finals, BCS championship, or the NCAA basketball title game. If you could choose one to see your team win the title in person, which one would you go to?"

-I would rather be watching at home with my old man. Music, sports, cigs and CL...the ties that bind; and other than the Twins in 87 and 91, we've had 0 championships to celebrate

Ballz Boy said...

the car question is dumb

Ballz Boy said...

i could give a shit less about cars

Ballz Boy said...

"If you could get paid to play any sport professionally"

professional wrestler

Ballz Boy said...

bring on the jokes

Keef said...

"i could give a shit less about cars"


So you give a shit. Got it

Keef said...

"professional wrestler"


So you'd take the $5 million, too

Jugdish said...

what would your ring personality/name be?

Jugdish said...

"If money didn't matter, and you could own any car, what would it be?"


my very first car...a model T

/tp

Jugdish said...

"If money didn't matter, and you could own any car, what would it be?"



no clue on a car. i like my truck a lot, so probably some kind of truck

Contract the Gophers said...

"If you had the option of winning $5 million and only living until 45 years of age, or earning a comfortable income and you and your wife/husband live to 100, what would you choose?"


I think a tougher call would be choosing whether you could live to 45, but be remembered throughout history for some positive accomplishment you made to society, or live to 100 with a comfortable income but no lasting memorable contribution.

*In that scenario, I may choose 45 (depending on how good the accomplishment was)

Keef said...

"what would your ring personality/name be?"


The Brooklon* Toddler

Jugdish said...

"If you had the option of winning $5 million and only living until 45 years of age, or earning a comfortable income and you and your wife/husband live to 100, what would you choose?"



definitely the 100

Keef said...

"I think a tougher call would be choosing whether you could live to 45, but be remembered throughout history for some positive accomplishment you made to society, or live to 100 with a comfortable income but no lasting memorable contribution."


After careful consideration, I should have made it $5 million to 45, or living paycheck to paycheck until 100

Jugdish said...

"One of your favorite teams is in the championship games/series of their respective sport. The Super BowlTM, game 7 of the World Series, game 7 of the NBA or NHL finals, BCS championship, or the NCAA basketball title game. If you could choose one to see your team win the title in person, which one would you go to?"


Id say game 7 of the world series too. i agree with Lp...the super bowl is too commercialized. part of the fun is celebrating with other fans

Jugdish said...

"If you could get paid to play any sport professionally, but it can't be one of the big four sports or golf (everyone picks golf), what would it be."


WNBA

/freak

Ballz Boy said...

"what would your ring personality/name be?"

average joe

Ballz Boy said...

"I think a tougher call would be choosing whether you could live to 45, but be remembered throughout history for some positive accomplishment you made to society, or live to 100 with a comfortable income but no lasting memorable contribution."

like what a nobel piece prize?
no thanks

Ballz Boy said...

5MM is not alot of money

Ballz Boy said...

espn arcade is good

Blue said...

""I think a tougher call would be choosing whether you could live to 45, but be remembered throughout history for some positive accomplishment you made to society, or live to 100 with a comfortable income but no lasting memorable contribution.""

who cares about my accomplishment, i'd be dead

tem said...

If you couldn't be a living creature and had to be an inanimate object, what would you be?

Mirror at Playboy Mansion


If money didn't matter, and you could own any car, what would it be?

KITT

If you could live anywhere in the world, outside of the United States, where would you go?

temhio

or

Nice France.


If you could get paid to play any sport professionally, but it can't be one of the big four sports or golf (everyone picks golf), what would it be?

Indy Racing. More Money than NASCAR and less time commitment. Plus more travel.

If you had the option of winning $5 million and only living until 45 years of age, or earning a comfortable income and you and your wife/husband live to 100, what would you choose?

100

One of your favorite teams is in the championship games/series of their respective sport. The Super BowlTM, game 7 of the World Series, game 7 of the NBA or NHL finals, BCS championship, or the NCAA basketball title game.

WaVa winning the BCS title.

Blue said...

"5MM is not alot of money"

this

tem said...

i had meat loaf for lunch. my breath is horrendous.

Blue said...

"Indy Racing. More Money than NASCAR and less time commitment. Plus more travel."

formula one trumps them all

Blue said...

"One of your favorite teams is in the championship games/series of their respective sport. The Super BowlTM, game 7 of the World Series, game 7 of the NBA or NHL finals, BCS championship, or the NCAA basketball title game."


NBA finals. Indoors, the fans are crazy, electric (except at Staples)

Blue said...

I hear people talk about when the avs won game 7 of the stanley cup like it was the greatest rock concert of all time

Blue said...

I'd pick BCS if you got to play on your home field

Blue said...

Idaho winning the BCS championship in the Kibbie dome would be the bomb

Ballz Boy said...

i thought about swimming for sports because of the olympic angle

Ballz Boy said...

soccer crossed my mind

but the fandom is too much

Ballz Boy said...

"or golf (everyone picks golf),"

golf isnt a sport

colov

Ballz Boy said...

dodgeball

/white goodman

Ballz Boy said...

figure skating

/aitch

tem said...

bowling.

/woody harrelson

tem said...

tennis would be ok i guess.

tem said...

but i'd pick one of the racing ones.

probably indy though.

indy wives >> nascar wives

Blue said...

i thought about bowling because you don't really have to stay in shape...unless you consider round a shape

Blue said...

also thought about curling (ns)

Blue said...

roller derby


/freak

Blue said...

i don't think indy car guys make as much money as NASCAR anymore

why else would all the good indy drivers jump to nascar

tem said...

"why else would all the good indy drivers jump to nascar"

fair point, but i don't think all the good ones do.

sometimes they jump for the challenge (montoya).

sometimes they jump because their wife is from kentucky (franchitti).

sometimes they jump because they'll never win in either and need to cash in now (patrick).

but for the most part i think a high percentage of the good indy car drivers stay in indy.

Ballz Boy said...

racing is retarded couldnt do it plus you can die

Ballz Boy said...

boxing but you can die

tem said...

UFC

Ballz Boy said...

tennis is a good one your knees take a pounding

dont they have pro fisherman, meiz would say that

tem said...

"tennis is a good one your knees take a pounding"



no worse than my current job / beth

Ballz Boy said...

dem x game cats make made bread yo

maybe a snowboarder

Blue said...

nobody is saying cricket?

Ballz Boy said...

india sucks

Blue said...

"I apologized to the team, I apologized to my coaches, everybody," Dareus said. "I'm just moving on with that. You can't look forward moving back."

I think he meant, you can't move forward, looking back

cuz you can look forward and move back, no problem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NBA finals. Indoors, the fans are crazy, electric (except at Staples)"

its awesome in the upper deck

tem said...

you can look back and move forward too

Blue said...

"you can look back and move forward too"

you're using movement in the literal term

tem said...

its science

tem said...

el pad. EDR. yay or nay.

Keef said...

"WNBA

/freak"


He said not one of the big 4 sports, dolt

/freak

Keef said...

"racing is retarded couldnt do it plus you can die"


You can die doing anything

Keef said...

"5MM is not alot of money"

for 10 years?

Ballz Boy said...

"el pad. EDR. yay or nay."

REIT's are tricky

this one looks pretty shitty, i'd say nay if it were my money

Keef said...

wussbag

Ballz Boy said...

you have to be pretty confident real estate is coming back to be in a REIT

Keef said...

bait tastes good

Blue said...

that didn't look like bait wussbag

Contract the Gophers said...

"also thought about curling (ns)"



very little money in that though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Reds Pitcher Mike Leake was arrested after Macy’s department store loss prevention employees stopped the Reds pitcher today after they say he took $59.88 in property from the store. Police said the incident was caught on security cameras at the Downtown Macy’s.”

fucking idiot

mugshot

Ballz Boy said...

jesus what a fool

Jugdish said...

he would take the 5 million

Keef said...

fuck that guy. He makes the team out of spring training last year without pitching 1 game in the minors, was grate for a month or so, and has sucked dick ever since

Ballz Boy said...

man the jews rule it's been dead

Blue said...

isn't passover tomorrow?

tem said...

el pad, what japanese company should i jump on to take advantage of earthquake stuff?

tem said...

*panic from earthquake dropping prices too low.

Blue said...

nuclear energy company of Japan

tem said...

tokyo power...it is a thought. probably too risky.

toyota looks possible, but aren't its cars getting shittier?

Ballz Boy said...

"el pad, what japanese company should i jump on to take advantage of earthquake stuff?"

dont touch toyota the lexus brand is fading

go with electronics, sony, hitachi, toshiba

those companies will rebound quicker

Jugdish said...

your face hasn't rebounded yet

Ballz Boy said...

if i come across more i'll let you know, that was off the top of my head

Spaceman Spiff said...

update: "Leake is accused of stealing six American Rag T-shirts from the store, removing the security tags and leaving the store without paying for them."

hilarity

Ballz Boy said...

what a jagoff

Ballz Boy said...

piece

Blue said...

bought tickets to take my department to the rockies game on wednesday afternoon


#winning

Blue said...

sitting in the right field seats above the bullpen.

not winning

Jugdish said...

Keef said...
I haven't been first in forever



ETEO

/cmk

Blue said...

keith doesn't take it slow

Jugdish said...

Rockets are getting rid of adelman...

Mize said...

Welp.

Jugdish said...

Lp and his new minivan

Jugdish said...

careful on your flights in for the summit

Mize said...

Brewers World Series

Vancouver or Toronto

Pro Tennis player

Mercedes Benz E350 Wagon

Comfortable income/100 years

Lava Lamp

Jugdish said...

this is probably something they should have been doing all along

Jugdish said...

Mercedes Benz E350 Wagon



the family truckster

Jugdish said...

Mercedes Benz E350 Wagon



the family truckster

Mize said...

"fucking gasoft is back"

The Paussy cat

Jugdish said...

i need to be home early tonight for the bulls game

Mize said...

"After careful consideration, I should have made it $5 million to 45, or living paycheck to paycheck until 100"


Easily the 5mil/45 in that case

Jugdish said...

yeah i thought the living comfortably for 100 years was better...not changing it to paycheck to paycheck

Jugdish said...

This won't happen anymore if tp makes it to the summit

Keef said...

Keefknows 368
Thebender12 328

Keef said...

that was off the top of my head



LMC

Keef said...

Comfortable income/100 years



I thought mize would be the one to choose the money

NS

Jugdish said...

same here

Mize said...

It was a horse apiece.

I'd take the comfortable money. Nerve had that.

Keef said...

Mize used to say he didn't care if he lived past 30 or something like that

Mize said...

I don't ask for much

Mize said...

"Mize used to say he didn't care if he lived past 30 or something like that"

40. And I don't. But that's contingent on money.

Keef said...

So you'd take the $5 million. Got it

Keef said...

your face is also contingent upon money

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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