Thursday, April 07, 2011

0-5

No team that has started 0-5 has ever made it to the World Series. On a better note...the Sports Guy said he won't tweet until the Red Sox do win a game. On an even better note LeBron has joined forces with the Red Sox, so O:FB and O:FM have joined forces...suite! LeBron is a Yankees fan, so maybe he can FNY in the process.

Jug's weekend plans: This weekend cgjid and Jug are taking a road trip to this part of the state. We will be staying here. While in San Antonio we will have lunch here somewhere on Saturday. Saturday night we will have dinner here, followed by a concert here to see this guy. He's good, hell of a songwriter too. On Sunday on the way back she wants to stop here (dammit). No trip in Texas would be complete without a stop at one of these gas stations. That was too much effort.

What are you doing this weekend?

Anyone else book their flight to Austin yet?

Softball tonight. Game is at 6. Jug is bringing out his grill and the team is going to cookout and heckle other teams after our game...good times!

I had an email in my Inbox from Colonel Knickerbocker...Lp's favorite person in the military. I thought his email was going to be really important with a lot of good direction like everyone said it was going to be, but it turned out to be overhyped and quite pointless. It used a lot of words though.

Go!

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Jugdish said...

Only 2 teams that have started 0-5 have ever made the playoffs...

Jugdish said...

freak hates walls, and he hates tcs

Jugdish said...

or he likes pretending he hates it, while he secretly tries

Jugdish said...

O:FM miami was in full effect last night thanks to the Bucks.

So was O:FLA

Jugdish said...

twitter does not want to work on my work pc lately...

Jugdish said...

Obama's buddy


"Obama and Titcomb have been close friends since high school, and the pair often get together to golf and dine when Obama vacations in the state"


what else do they get together for?

Jugdish said...

this mike and mike nfl draft analysis is painful to listen to unless they have soemone who actually knows what is going on call in

Jugdish said...

mel kiper doesn't scout the rough touch leagues in nyc...he should

Jugdish said...

MLB team tats

Jugdish said...

bacon cologne

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

The Jug Show

Jugdish said...

did you write this?

Jugdish said...

i know it was mentioned before that sbarro is bankrupt

Jugdish said...

15

Blue said...

sbarro tried to do too many things...branching out into pasta and strombolis


should just stick to what you do best, making delicious pizza

El Padrino said...

jesus, although the orginal sbarro was more of a delicatessen in brooklyn during the 60's was actually very good

imported meats, fine cheeses, etc

El Padrino said...

then it made mall pizza

Blue said...

"jesus, although the orginal sbarro was more of a delicatessen in brooklyn during the 60's was actually very good"

straight from Italy...they started the Pizza craze in NYC.

they made NYC Pizza famous

Blue said...

when I think NYC pizza, i think Sbarros

Jugdish said...

that's true

Jugdish said...

no more sports talk radio for me today

Jugdish said...

Shiner Light Blond...yes please

Blue said...

meiz prefers brunettes

El Padrino said...

sleeping on the job

El Padrino said...

meiz prefers dudes

*ficced

El Padrino said...

the women at this firm are so fucking ugly

like 1 out of every 40 women are aight

El Padrino said...

at least the secretaries all have big cans

El Padrino said...

is there a htoter mexican than Longoria?

spiff?

Blue said...

"is there a htoter mexican than Longoria?"

sofia vergara

El Padrino said...

"sofia vergara"

try again

Colombian

El Padrino said...

"Boy without hands wins writing award"

the fuck

El Padrino said...

"Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department."

nice work mystery man

El Padrino said...

The "Tiger Homewrecker" is a 12" Nathan's hot dog stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, deep fried and topped with chili, onions and more cheese.

Blue said...

"try again

Colombian"


what is with the semantics all of a sudden


they're all mexican to me

Blue said...

and eva's not mexican, she was born in Corpus Christi

El Padrino said...

"they're all mexican to me"

forgot who i was dealing with

El Padrino said...

"Within the zoological realm, castoreum is the yellowish secretion of the castor sac in combination with the beaver's urine, used during scent marking of territory."

just found out the above is used as a food additive in America, mostly for vanilla flavoring

El Padrino said...

Lebrons mother arrested

El Padrino said...

hope the heat stay the 3 seed

Todd Packer said...

"The Jug Show"

congrats on making it to the tcs finals, jug

El Padrino said...

another Japan quake

7.4

market responding, loss 100 points in 4 minutes

El Padrino said...

tsunami warning, expected in 7 minutes

El Padrino said...

run

El Padrino said...

3rd largest economy is being wiped off the planet

El Padrino said...

china is behind this somehow

s

Jugdish said...

congrats on making it to the tcs finals, jug


i need all the points i can get now because my weekend will be sporadic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is there a htoter mexican than Longoria?"

salma is hotter, not a longoria fan though

elsa benitez in that one SI swimsuit issue was the hottest display of a mexican chick

Blue said...

how do you define mexican?

Jugdish said...

how do you define your face?

Jugdish said...

what?

El Padrino said...

"salma is hotter"

true but after the kid she could be a bit fatter than usual

El Padrino said...

Meiz

Jugdish said...

Lp, are you still selling these?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat adjustment

El Padrino said...

yeah jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

remember when jr smiff destroyed gary neal

tyreke evans released the not better than the original but still good sequel last night

watch the chinnuts then rewind and watch the bench reaction, and the look on evans' face right after is hilarity, he realized what he did, reminds me of this GIF

Blue said...

gary neal is the ultimate posterized guy

Todd Packer said...

"What are you doing this weekend?"

UF spring game on saturday.... Haven't been to an orange & blue game since urb's 1st year. I plan on yelling "fat ass" when I see chuck

H said...

Eva Longoria = HIGHLY overrated

El Padrino said...

like your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

street KO GIF

perfect, daze him with a punch, then finish it with a kick

you just got knocked the fuck out

El Padrino said...

espn wont let me updtae my team, this has happened before

i blame freak

Cheater said...

Salma >>>>>> than Longoria

El Padrino said...

what did the guy think was coming, when your face to face like that you have to feel it man you can just sit there

Cheater said...

jug is going to be spending a lot of money this weekend

Jugdish said...

jug is going to be spending a lot of money this weekend


won't be that bad...and she spends her money at the malls.

Cheater said...

what's a mall?

Jugdish said...

shews

Blue said...

tiger even through 10, puts him in 20th place...he sucks

Jugdish said...

grandma

Spaceman Spiff said...

GRANDAMA! THE INTERNET! WE WANT IT NOW!

Spaceman Spiff said...

HDH

Jugdish said...

by the time this years federal budget is approved it will next year...good stuff

Cheater said...

HDH

Blue said...

pointing out HDH is worth 2 BTCS points

Blue said...

i should have bet tem on the pirates/rockies series.

Jugdish said...

pointing out HDH is worth 2 BTCS points


suite! is that like the women's tournament?

/freak?

Blue said...

lp, bet on the rockies/mess series next week?

Blue said...

"suite! is that like the women's tournament?"

it's the CBI

El Padrino said...

lp, bet on the rockies/mess series next week?

sure

Jugdish said...

trump

Cheater said...

global warming

El Padrino said...

i read 90% of jugs links before he links them

Jugdish said...

get to work

Jugdish said...

4 hours until beer

El Padrino said...

fucking motherfucker romero with a gem frasor allows a run on a wild pitch KO of coco

El Padrino said...

TULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

fucking Price

man i nailed tampa

Jugdish said...

indians take the lead on boston in the bottom of the 8th

Spaceman Spiff said...

"indians take the lead on boston in the bottom of the 8th"

without getting a hit in the inning, nice

H said...

0-6.

Jugdish said...

O:FB continues

El Padrino said...

0-6

*ficced

Spaceman Spiff said...

- J.D. Drew singled to pitcher, D. McDonald to second, D. McDonald out at third
-End of inning


ahahahahah

Spaceman Spiff said...

dude came in to pinch run too

Jugdish said...

he is no willie mayes hayes

El Padrino said...

what a fool

Jugdish said...

no tuites* from the sports guy today

H said...

That box score is wrong... it was worse. He overran 2nd base on a grounder that struck the pitcher.

Jugdish said...

Reds tied it up with Houston. Houston sucks, but opening the year at Philly and at Cincy is not easy.

Jugdish said...

That box score is wrong... it was worse. He overran 2nd base on a grounder that struck the pitcher.



but they have carl crawford

H said...

Fell down and third baseman threw him out trying to crawl...yes, crawl...back to 2nd.

El Padrino said...

face

El Padrino said...

TULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

red sux last play GIF

might have been safe but ump knew O:FB reigns supreme

Cheater said...

"i read 90% of jugs links before he links them"


Kind of like us and your links

Cheater said...

"0-6

*ficced"


Your fix is exactly the same as the original

Cheater said...

"Reds tied it up with Houston. Houston sucks, but opening the year at Philly and at Cincy is not easy."


Apology accepted

El Padrino said...

Your fix is exactly the same as the original

was fixing the title

Cheater said...

Red Sux got shut out by Fausto Carmona? hahahahahahaha

Blue said...

tulo has homered in 3 straight games.

for a guy who traditionally gets off to bad starts, that's pretty good

Cheater said...

"was fixing the title"


Got it

Blue said...

he also switched his walk-up song to "baby" by bieber, since then HR in every game.

he's got bieber fever

Blue said...

"Red Sux got shut out by Fausto Carmona? hahahahahahaha"

he had a lot of rest since he got pulled in the 2nd inning on opening day

Cheater said...

what a homo

Blue said...

tulo let the fans pick his walkup song. They picked "firework", which actually sounded good as a walkup song

but he decided that's why he was 0-8 in the first 2 games

Cheater said...

Anytime you can disassociate yourself from Katy Perry and associate yourself with Bieber you gotta do it

Jugdish said...

or eminem

/mize

Blue said...

well, tulo is single, and I never hear about him being out on the town with a lady.

so....

Jugdish said...

houston wins their first...astros are better than the red sox

Blue said...

signing your email with

xoxo

always a crowd pleaser

Cheater said...

Is Beth hooking around the Augusta National clubhouse this weekend?

Cheater said...

"houston wins their first"


Goddamnit

Jugdish said...

signing your email with

xoxo



Gollum,
Let's meet at Sbarro for lunch!

xoxo
/Lp

Blue said...

rory is kind of a punk name

Blue said...

esmil rogers is throwing a 2 hitter against the pirates today.

clint hurdle is disappointed

Jugdish said...

he is disappointed in your face

Blue said...

damn...3 hitter


that's all we got, 3 goddamn hits

Jugdish said...

for a guy who traditionally gets off to bad starts, that's pretty good



twss

Blue said...

shit, 4 hits now.

i jinxed him

El Padrino said...

beth is at the hilton head

Spaceman Spiff said...

when did cahill starts striking people out, and when did tommy hanson stop, the fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"man i nailed tampa"

did you write the preview in a trailer

Jugdish said...

daily stache predictions for the mess today?

Blue said...

"when did cahill starts striking people out, and when did tommy hanson stop, the fuck"

cahill > hansen

Blue said...

"daily stache predictions for the mess today?"


pain

Blue said...

lidge expects to return near all-star break


O:FP

El Padrino said...

"daily stache predictions for the mess today?"

4-0 its over already

El Padrino said...

6-0

Cheater said...

"that's all we got, 3 goddamn hits"


You can't say goddamn on the air

Cheater said...

"beth is at the hilton head"

So she's hooking in Hilton Head. Got it

Cheater said...

What's a fair price to sell my PS2, 21 games, 2 remotes, 8MB mem card, guitar, and DDR pad?

Jugdish said...

8-0

Jugdish said...

What's a fair price to sell my PS2, 21 games, 2 remotes, 8MB mem card, guitar, and DDR pad?



-160

Jugdish said...

sox win home opener

Cheater said...

"-160"


That's not fair to me

Jugdish said...

pedro beato is pitching for the mess...that name is not a good sign

Jugdish said...

That's not fair to me



twss

El Padrino said...

$200

Blue said...

you tell me a price and i'll tell you if it's fair

Blue said...

8-0

Cheater said...

I've had it for $150 since Tuesday and haven't had an email yet

Blue said...

i want the thunder to catch the mavs for 3rd in the west

Spaceman Spiff said...

did you add OBO?

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe no one wants a PS2

Jugdish said...

Blue said...
8-0




bluefast

Blue said...

noone

Cheater said...

"did you add OBO?"


I even spelt it out

Here is the listing

Cheater said...

"maybe no one wants a PS2"

Maybe. I know I don't.

Jugdish said...

Slim PS2, 21 games, 2 remotes, 8MB mem card, DDR pad, guitar - $150 (Gilbert, AZ)



its -160, not -150

Cheater said...

"its -160, not -150"


TWSS

Blue said...

how bad do you want to sell it?

Blue said...

do you ever play with it anymore?

Spaceman Spiff said...

check ebay for recent completed listings to see how much they are going for

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Harlan lives with her parents, and Roethlisberger said they aren't living together until they're married because of their religious beliefs.""

hilarity

Blue said...

martin kaymer +6.


best player in the world, my ass

Blue said...

""Harlan lives with her parents, and Roethlisberger said they aren't living together until they're married because of their religious beliefs.""


and because she's still in highschool

Cheater said...

"do you ever play with it anymore?"


TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Cheater said...

"how bad do you want to sell it?"


I want to get rid of it but I don't want to give it away. I probably wouldn't sell it under $100

Cheater said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

tan that ass

Jugdish said...

twss

El Padrino said...

fuck cragilist, put it on ebay broader audience

and put $110 let bids go up

El Padrino said...

some dork kid in the middle of the country will buy it for $150 gteed

Cheater said...

"some dork kid in the middle of the country will buy it for $150 gteed"



Maybe. I just hate taking the time to package it up and ship it.


You know how that is

Blue said...

hey-o

El Padrino said...

"Maybe. I just hate taking the time to package it up and ship it.


You know how that is"

yeah it is a pain

Blue said...

11-0

Jugdish said...

45 minutes until beer

El Padrino said...

piece

H said...

"Maybe. I just hate taking the time to package it up and ship it."

Me too!

Cheater said...

DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!

/h

H said...

Well, I've been in my pffoce for 20 minutes and I have alreadyhad a conversation wwith the local PD about an incident with a customer and the owner of the company about a driver being afraid to work on my shift (because I yelled at him and sent him home for trying to purposely overcharge a customer so he could pocket the difference).

Good start to my night.

Cheater said...

Is it a busy night at the pffoce?

Blue said...

exclamation points are better than smiley faces

H said...

"Is it a busy night at the pffoce?"

Brutal HDH

H said...

I copy and pasted thye wrong thing. I know the HDH was mine.

H said...

thye. nice.

Cheater said...

No worries, h. We knew it was you who did it first

Cheater said...

Twss

Blue said...

mitts is making a run, finishing the day strong

Blue said...

Golf is the only sport where the fans wear the exact same uniform as the players

Cheater said...

What about wrestling?

/mize

Cheater said...

What about bowling?

/mize

Cheater said...

What about Lumberjacking?


/tp

Cheater said...

What about your face

Cheater said...

Block

Cheater said...

Bold

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