Monday, March 07, 2011

Wahhhhhhh

That's the sound you hear coming out of the Heat locker room. They sound like a bunch of fucking spoiled babies right now. Just shut up and play basketball. Maybe try to win a game. And by "try to win a game", I mean give the ball to someone other than Lebron on the final possession, because obviously he's not a closer. He needs to put that coffee DOWN. Now you've got them crying in the locker room after they lose. And DW is being all woe is us about the world not liking them and being happy about them losing. You know why people don't like youz guyz, Dwyane? Where do I start? I know this has been talked about ad nauseum. You've got public enemy #1 on your team. Your "power" forward is a 6'10", 175 lb whiny bitch. Your team president has been disliked by everyone for a long time. You put on such a ridiculous show during the offseason introducing your "big three". You guys talked about winning 6 or 7 titles. And now you guys are crying after games. Let's just get to your 2nd round playoff exit already.

Did anyone else besides yug see the Tosh standup? My favorite joke on the show was him talking about how he walks up to woman* and acts like a dog show judge and awards them 3rd, 2nd, and 1st.

March Madness is upon us now. The regular season is over and smaller conferences either just ended their tourneys or are in the middle of them, with the bigger conferences starting this week. TOSU, Kansas, UNC, and Pitt will be the #1 seeds. LP, I'll bet you the TOSU makes it deeper into the tourney than any Big lEast team. 1 week. I would bet you something of value but I know I'd never see it.

suite

I need to start writing down shit that I think of for these posts. During the week I always think of 2 or 3 things and then Sunday night comes along and I can't think of anything to write other than recalling the weekend.

I'm on vacation this week. Well, kind of. I'm off during the day but still working at night. So I'll just watch the baby lay there and do nothing. But it still beats working. Maybe I'll job hunt and find something where I don't have to work at night.

So did mize get some pink this weekend? I say no. Big limb I'm going out on.

102 comments:

tem said...

I'll take the tOSU vs tBigEast bet

Beth said...

The week is off to a flying start I see.

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Blue said...

happy birthday meiz

Blue said...

100% chance bosh was the one crying in the locker room

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

I'll take the tOSU vs tBigEast bet


If LP doesn't take it, ahik*, then ok

keef said...

But when they make 14 3s in a row again, you'll be sorry

keef said...

Bosh also told ESPN's Brian Windhorst that while he wasn't among the players who were crying, he was nearly in tears after yet another close loss.


Bullshit

keef said...

in shots taken with less than 10 seconds to go in the fourth quarter or overtime, with Miami trailing by three or fewer points, the Heat have gone 1 for 18 this season


Hahahahahaha

keef said...

Wall

Blue said...

audit audit audit...love to have the audit

Spaceman Spiff said...

never realized this looks like pat riley

he's gonna have spoelstra for dinner one day

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bosh also told ESPN's Brian Windhorst that while he wasn't among the players who were crying, he was nearly in tears after yet another close loss.


Bullshit"

pecos bosh

El Padrino said...

turrible

El Padrino said...

day

El Padrino said...

good heat hate

El Padrino said...

"TOSU, Kansas, UNC, and Pitt will be the #1 seeds. LP, I'll bet you the TOSU makes it deeper into the tourney than any Big lEast team. 1 week."

done

my chances are suite because big east getting 10-11 bids

El Padrino said...

and maybe if the big ten were a great conference you'd wake up and realize how grueling the big east reg season is and why they tend to fade out during the tourney

Spaceman Spiff said...

videos of the day

EPIC taco shop beatdown camera 3

best view of the carnage

wide view camera 2

good for getting an overview of the fight, go back to cam 3 for more detailed look

camera 1

misses out on some stuff

analysis:
-the idiot white boys came 3 on 2 but let their homeboy go in 1 on 2, bad move. this is why i hate white people /meiz

-striped sweater guy is a BEAST

-jersey/hat guy was brave/stupid and got his shit fucked up bad, brutal shot to the dome, then ground and pounded then head kicked, then head kicked again

-friend came to save him from the chair, misses his shot and faceplants, hilarity

-wish shirtless dude was the one who got fucked up, annoying with all the screaming

-jersey/hat guy is badly concussed, should not be walking off the field

Beth said...

Good videos spiff. Gotta love the 1 wimpy white kid dropping the dog to try and join the fight (seen in cam 1).

See though, the tiny dog (puppy?) alone tells you the white kids were going to lose. You come to a fight and bring a dog, it needs to be a pit bull or something similar.

Spaceman Spiff said...

good eye beff, hilarity, missed that, watched cam1 for a closeup on the first shot only

El Padrino said...

hooligans

El Padrino said...

damn white boy got lit up kept trying to get back up

balls

El Padrino said...

shirless dude was straight pussy

Spaceman Spiff said...

artest GIF

after a block yesterday

El Padrino said...

blocked

Spaceman Spiff said...

"blocked"

your IT guy just kissed his bicep

El Padrino said...

all social network sites banned

El Padrino said...

crap

El Padrino said...

wonder if jordan cried after a reg season loss

El Padrino said...

and why did the coach offer this info or was it known

pat riley gonna fist this guy if he keeps this shit up

El Padrino said...

feel bad for wade, or felt bad for wade because at some point he was a cool dude

maybe a bit naive

his E60 piece was pretty good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and why did the coach offer this info or was it known
"

wondering this, WFT was he thinking

keef said...

and maybe if the big ten were a great conference you'd wake up and realize how grueling the big east reg season is and why they tend to fade out during the tourney



That's the most retarded shit vie heard. That doesn't seem to affect the SEC football champ every year

keef said...

This Kirkland baby formula is like foam in a bottle

keef said...

Dude in the white shirt in the video cracks me up when the fight stars

keef said...

Starts

keef said...

Mess game is on MLBN right now

El Padrino said...

That's the most retarded shit vie heard. That doesn't seem to affect the SEC football champ every year


you for real

El Padrino said...

how can it be the most retarded argument you ever heard if it's entirely based on common sense

and you cant compare football, sec play what 6 competitve games before bowl games?

El Padrino said...

and the tourney is multiple playoff games not one bowl game with 8 weeks of rest or whatever it is

keef said...

Yeah I'm for real. Saying a conference is so good that it makes them suck in the tourney is retarded

keef said...

Basketball plays 2 games a weeks, tops, before the postseason starts

keef said...

week

El Padrino said...

article for keef

"So far, there have been 28 Big East games involving two ranked teams, including five top-10 showdowns. The totals for all other conferences: 35 and three."

nevermind the fact the big east has a better winning % than the big ten in the tourney

El Padrino said...

dont let east coast hate get in the way of this keef

my point is solid

keef said...

IDGAF about comparing the conferences. The bet is OSU vs big least. You're making an excuse for yourself before the bet even starts

keef said...

This started with you hating the big ten

El Padrino said...

"This started with you hating the big ten"

i love the big ten

ns

El Padrino said...

i hate tOSU

keef said...

It sucks that 19 year old kids in the northeast can't recover in 4 days after a game

El Padrino said...

"You're making an excuse for yourself before the bet even starts"

no, just taking a shot for the sake of taking a shot, i know the abuse i caught last year for touting big east and thye pulled out quicker than meiz in a poontang

keef said...

Ha

keef said...

Luis Castillo up to bat

keef said...

Castillo grounds out

El Padrino said...

common

El Padrino said...

he wont be on the roster

gteed

keef said...

Who's on second? Harris?

El Padrino said...

Eamus

El Padrino said...

murphy can play there too and he'll break camp

reese havens is still a bit away from being a mlb'er

tem said...

that dog looks like a husky puppy.

Blue said...

shirtless guy was an awful fighter


dude walked right past the striped shirt guy and instead of tackling/taking him down, he walks over and throws a table at the guys legs, then starts throwing punches

Blue said...

lucky for us, shirtless dude pushed the first kid back into the tacos del rio

Blue said...

later that day, the three white kids were all found dead with gunshot wounds

Jugdish said...

Did anyone else besides yug see the Tosh standup?


his twitter line cracked me up

El Padrino said...

Did anyone else besides yug see the Tosh standup?

no

Jugdish said...

wussbag

El Padrino said...

rehabbing player, normal

knee started hurting the day it buckled vs Wainwright

so sad

El Padrino said...

With WTI options pricing in a 30% probability of crude trading north of $120/barrel by June 2011, we think other risk assets including credit will soon be forced to reflect this growing risk


jesus

tem said...

i don't speak spanish

El Padrino said...

120 a barrel in 2-3 months is high

tem said...

i got that part...what does "we think other risk assets including credit will soon be forced to reflect this growing risk" mean?

El Padrino said...

"what does "we think other risk assets including credit will soon be forced to reflect this growing risk" mean?"

meaning other risk assets will soon react too oil, so far they have been unchanged

El Padrino said...

spiff wwyd to rosie jones

Blue said...

hump her

El Padrino said...

for hours

El Padrino said...

and four hours

El Padrino said...

boring

Beth said...

Stat for the day that I just read online:

54% of women between the ages of 18 and 24 say they've kissed another girl.

For women between 25 and 34 that number drops to 43%.

El Padrino said...

no time for that shit once the biological clock starts ticking

El Padrino said...

beth you want kids?

Blue said...

so they start lying as they get older....got it

Beth said...

"beth you want kids?"

Why, you looking to get rid of yours?

Beth said...

But serious answer, probably not.

El Padrino said...

i see

El Padrino said...

"They continue to be in breach, like so many whales," Sheen's statement reads. "It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

good answer charlie

keef said...

no time for that shit once the biological clock starts ticking


Hilarity. That's not really what the survey was saying

El Padrino said...

keef's so smat*

Blue said...

west coast

El Padrino said...

piece

keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"Brewers 15 , Reds 2"

Happy birthday, Mize

Blue said...

mize forgot it was March

keef said...

spring training wins are important

Mize said...

Yep

keef said...

So that gives them a one game lead to start the season, right?

keef said...

wall

JFreak said...

uh oh keith

keef said...

Shitty

The Rev said...

100

Mize said...

bastard

tem said...

go

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