Monday, March 28, 2011

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Jug on LOV on a Monday is like Beth on LOV on the weekends...sometimes it happens.

You're ElPad Newton. You're a college football player who has declared for the draft. You call all your teams offensive plays and all the players look up to you. You just won the national championship and now you're preparing for the draft. The league you will enter is talking about boycotting the draft, but this is a moment you've been waiting your whole life for. Do you skip the draft?

Since I didn't fill out a bracket this season I haven't watched any college basketball during the tournament. I've been busy anyways. Freak is happy though. Turns out he is also a big VCU fan!

Bulls up 2 games on the Celtics (O:FB) with about 10 to play. Boston may drop below Miami. Derrick Rose is good at the game of basketball.

I rented The Fighter this weekend...good flick. You should see it. Vince Papale boxes.

I'll find a couple decent hotels for Summit II this week and make a reservation...not too early to book flights.

I played basketball this weekend for the first time in several years. I'm not any good, but it was fun.

Blogger is giving me problems tonight, so I'm done.

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Todd Packer said...

nice post freak

Beth said...

Jug missed out on the first comment? I'm SAS.

Beth said...

"I played basketball this weekend for the first time in several years."


Mize would say this, "I basketballed this weekend for the first time in several years."

s

Beth said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

Jug missed out on the first comment? I'm SAS.

i typed up the post last night and set it to post at 6:30 this morning...didn't get up to post first

Blue said...

isn't jug winning our bracket challenge?

Todd Packer said...

"isn't jug winning our bracket challenge?"

your face is a bracket challenge

Blue said...

maybe because jug didn't watch any of the basketball, that's why he's winning

Jugdish said...

your face is a bracket challenge



his face is a low seed too

Blue said...

my face is VCU

Jugdish said...

didn't do the bracket challenge

Blue said...

vagina chewing usually

Jugdish said...

your face is in the women's bracket

Blue said...

oh, it's the other guy with your name

the one who shall remain nameless,

shows how well I pay attention

Blue said...

i guess the butler did it again

tem said...

H won or something.

Blue said...

i can still get a point


not sure how, but yahoo tells me i can

Blue said...

that's not enough to catch the person who shall remain nameless, but

El Padrino said...

billy d forgot how to coach during those last minutes vs butler

Blue said...

billy d forgot how to coach when joak left

H said...

Why won't Blue say my name?

SAY MY NAME, BITCH!

H said...

Did anyone else even get a single final four team?

Jugdish said...

i did, but i started picking teams yesterday

Beth said...

So how many did you get then jug?

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Blue said...

1

Blue said...

vcu

H said...

NFL pick em and now the bracket. That's 2 wins in a row for H.

Haha just kidding. All of our brackets sucked. I just got lucky with UConn.

keef said...

uncle Joey

keef said...

"isn't jug winning our bracket challenge?"



Yeah. And h is winning the bracker challenge

Blue said...

my apologies for thinking it was so far fetched that someone else might have the same first name as jug

keef said...

"NFL pick em and now the bracket. That's 2 wins in a row for H."



Look at me!!!! Now if anyone wants to text me, go ahead. But I'll be busy sending out NDR invites. Lol


/h

Beth said...

(LOV quietly watches to see if keef's bait is taken.)

keef said...

uncle Joey part deux

keef said...

suite girl fight

Blue said...

'suite girl fight'

i'm guessing her hand hurt after hitting that chick in the head so many times

El Padrino said...

WHISKEY TANGO

Blue said...

well of course.

if you're going to be on a show called "teen mom", you're probably not the upper echelon of society

keef said...

"WHISKEY TANGO"


Funny you say that. Cmk is getting ready for work and I axed her if she knew who that chick was because she watches that show. She said "yeah, she's fucking white trash"

keef said...

"if you're going to be on a show called "teen mom", you're probably not the upper echelon of society"



Hey!!

/Beth

Beth said...

Yeah that last comment makes sense, since I have so many kids and all.

keef said...

Your mother

Blue said...

maybe he meant you don't have to have kids to be wt

Blue said...

and you took his bait

El Padrino said...

i wish your face would take some bait

keef said...

If they had a show called Teen Abortion, ahik*, Beth could have been on a video like that

keef said...

Your face is an abortion

El Padrino said...

i wish your face was an abortion

Blue said...

dem tits

Todd Packer said...

did Keith just your face himself? he's just running up the score now

El Padrino said...

great i have chase utley and raul ibanez

one guy is a knee twist from missing the year the other one is 50 years old

Beth said...

"If they had a show called Teen Abortion, ahik*, Beth could have been on a video like that"

Too bad your mother wasn't on that show.

s

El Padrino said...

dem tits

looks like she might have a fat ass too based on the hip/curve ratio

keef said...

"he's just running up the score now"

Why would you do that?

/freak

Blue said...

kinda of dat ass

more of a friendship sandwich

El Padrino said...

everynight when i say my prayers i hope for microfracture surgery for utley

El Padrino said...

i like sandwhices

keef said...

"Too bad your mother wasn't on that show."

No doubt. Then I wouldn't have to deal with my ratard sister

keef said...

And you know you meant NS

keef said...

"i like sandwhices"


Terrible typist

/lp

El Padrino said...

sandwich is my staple

El Padrino said...

i do it just for you

Spaceman Spiff said...

"one guy is a knee twist from missing the year the other one is 50 years old"

cant wait until utley crumbles after trying to turn a double play

Blue said...

chase utley is a saint, a domgan saint...you shut your mouth, you shut it right now


/rev

Spaceman Spiff said...

over/under on pounds gained due to O:FB causing rev stress

24.9

El Padrino said...

phillies run is over

El Padrino said...

"Since retiring from basketball, Mashburn has worked for ESPN as an analyst and launched a number of successful business ventures. He owns 34 Outback Steakhouse franchises, 37 Papa John's franchises, and a number of car dealerships across the state of Kentucky. [1] *Mashburn is a partner in Ol Memorial Stable, which owns Kentucky Derby prospect Buffalo Man, along with former Kentucky coach Rick Pitino and Outback Steakhouse co-founder Chris T. Sullivan."

that's how it's done

D said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Blue said...

mashburn owns shitty chain restaurants?

keef said...

over/under on pounds gained due to O:FB causing rev stress


Rev is in Philly and he is on Jenny Craig

Blue said...

"Rev is in Philly and he is on Jenny Craig"


he must be crushing her


OMJ

El Padrino said...

spiff thats what im talking about

keef said...

OMJs are the better

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean

Blue said...

it means that they're better than regular jokes

Blue said...

$75 for a cheap ticket to opening day.

hells no

Mize said...

"$75 for a cheap ticket to opening day."


I'm gonna try to get in for $10 or less

Contract the Gophers said...

I think somehow I acquired the power to curse Papa Johns.

I love PJs, but the last 3 times I've moved to a new town, the closest PJs has gone out of business within 6 months.

Contract the Gophers said...

and in 2 of the 3 cities (Winona and Bemidji) it was the only PJs in town

El Padrino said...

saw the roast, good stuff

Blue said...

"I'm gonna try to get in for $10 or less"

that's my other option, see if i can find a cheap scalper on gameday...doubtful though.

it's like a circus around here that day, they sell that game out months in advance, and this year it's supposed to be sunny and 75

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I love PJs, but the last 3 times I've moved to a new town, the closest PJs has gone out of business within 6 months."

know a couple peeps that have a knack for having joints shut down after they take a liking to the place,damn mushes, told them to stay away from my mexican joint which they are a big fan of now

Blue said...

happened to my favorite eyetalian place near my house.

loser didn't pay his employment taxes

Blue said...

you have to pay those?


/lp

keef said...

anyone een watching that America's Next Great Restaurant?

Mize said...

I might try my hand at crawfish trapping this summer. It's a perfect lazy activity for me.

Mize said...

I still wanna see a pair of pajama jeans in action. I'm intrigued.

Blue said...

"anyone een watching that America's Next Great Restaurant?"


i watched a couple episodes, mist last night though

keef said...

I don't have fun when trapping crawfish. I've never really found it to be fun.

/mize

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

bud bought goose island

tem said...

when is this summit?

Mize said...

Ya know what's a bummer?

Signing in to XBox Live and seeing your dead friend's avatar standing there sleeping.

Mize said...

"when is this summit?"

Weekend of September 24th.

Don't get married that weekend.

Blue said...

"Signing in to XBox Live and seeing your dead friend's avatar standing there sleeping."


would you rather it had a headstone?

Blue said...

too soon?

Mize said...

Watching Coming To America. $5 at Walmart on Saturday.

Winner.

Mize said...

"would you rather it had a headstone?"


Even worse, he's sleeping next to Freak.

Mize said...

And Iam

El Padrino said...

im getting my holed kicked in by TPS

Blue said...

my dad witnessed a dude literally break his neck skiing yesterday, had to bring in the chopper to airlift the guy out and everything

El Padrino said...

cmep called me a jackhole

made me lol

Mize said...

I need new glasses. I should look into that.

Mize said...

One oh four

Mize said...

"my dad witnessed a dude literally break his neck skiing yesterday, had to bring in the chopper to airlift the guy out and everything"


Yikes

El Padrino said...

mize get lasik

El Padrino said...

fuck no, too spendy

/meiz

JFreak said...

"fuck no, too spendy

/meiz"

I don't think it's meiz exclusive to think that it's expensive.

Most people try not to spend money they don't have.

Mize said...

Prince Akeem has the best alarm clock ever

Mize said...

"fuck no, too spendy

/meiz"



I like wearing glasses.

JFreak said...

Better than flava flav?

Mize said...

Yes.

El Padrino said...

keef am i doing AL?

El Padrino said...

"I don't think it's meiz exclusive to think that it's expensive."

it's cheaper than getting glasses the rest of your life

JFreak said...

"keef am i doing AL?"

You should do AAA.

Mize said...

"it's cheaper than getting glasses the rest of your life"


That's not a fact

JFreak said...

"it's cheaper than getting glasses the rest of your life"

How many pairs of glasses were you buying?

El Padrino said...

"it's cheaper than getting glasses the rest of your life"


That's not a fact"

depends how long you live

Mize said...

I had the chance to buy a 500gb hard drive for $50 on Saturday. Shoulda pulled the trigger.

Mize said...

"How many pairs of glasses were you buying?"

^^^^^^

Mize said...

LP buys only the finest Prada and Chanel spectacles.

tem said...

my mom just called me to ask me what wallpaper was for a computer

JFreak said...

Tell her she needs some spackle.

tem said...

your face needs some spackle

keef said...

"wall"


Nice math, Pythagoream

keef said...

"it's cheaper than getting glasses the rest of your life"


Hilarity

keef said...

"keef am i doing AL?"



yes

keef said...

"Ya know what's a bummer?

Signing in to XBox Live and seeing your dead friend's avatar standing there sleeping."


You could fuck up a wet dream, eeyore

Blue said...

""it's cheaper than getting glasses the rest of your life"


That's not a fact""


it's a fact

keef said...

"Nice math, Pythagoream"



I guess I meant Pythagoras

Blue said...

what's it cost for an eye exam, lets say $50

pair of glasses is oh, maybe $100. Contacts twice a year is another $100 (because who wants to be the goober in glasses all the time).

So you're spending at least $150/year on eye exam and contacts, plus another $100 every 2 or 3 years for glasses.


So after 10 years you've spent $1,800 not including all the lens solution and crap.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"(because who wants to be the goober in glasses all the time)."

meiz supposedly

Blue said...

nowadays you can get your eyes done for $1k total.

plus the fact that you never have to worry about losing anything, running out of anything, waking up and being blind

keef said...

"So you're spending at least $150/year on eye exam and contacts, plus another $100 every 2 or 3 years for glasses."


This hypothetical is meant for people w/o insurance, right?

Blue said...

if you can get it done for $1k, it'll be the best investment you'll ever have.

Especialy if you live past 35 or so

Blue said...

"This hypothetical is meant for people w/o insurance, right?"

what does vision insurance cost a year? maybe $100 a year?

Blue said...

do you want to add that into my analysis, because I can

keef said...

"what does vision insurance cost a year? maybe $100 a year?"

I think I pay like $3 a paycheck. So $78/year. Are you saying if you get lasik that you wouldn't need vision insurance?

Mize said...

"pair of glasses is oh, maybe $100. Contacts twice a year is another $100 (because who wants to be the goober in glasses all the time).

So you're spending at least $150/year on eye exam and contacts, plus another $100 every 2 or 3 years for glasses."


Nope

Blue said...

also, most places give you interest free financing now.

so you can pay like $50/month for two years and have it paid off

Mize said...

I don't wear contacts

Blue said...

"I think I pay like $3 a paycheck. So $78/year. Are you saying if you get lasik that you wouldn't need vision insurance?"

i haven't had vision insurance since i had lasik. What would i need it for?

Blue said...

why does meiz have pictures of dead djs as his avatar?

keef said...

"i haven't had vision insurance since i had lasik. What would i need it for?"

If you woke up one day and had trouble seeing. AHIK*

JFreak said...

"i haven't had vision insurance since i had lasik. What would i need it for?"

Cataracts, glaucoma, golf ball in the eye, etc.

keef said...

Had my $ draft at my house yesterday. 2 dudes in my league are chowds. Somehow the conversation turnt to Brady being a fag and they started getting lippy about what a pimp he is. I had to play dreamkiller, ala spiff, and show them the video of him dancing like a queer. One dude says "That's disappointing" and shut up

keef said...

"golf ball in the eye"


Hate when that happens

Blue said...

"Cataracts, glaucoma, golf ball in the eye, etc"

that shit's not covered by vision insurance

tem said...

i had lasik over 7 years ago. i haven't had vision insurance since.

keef said...

Cataracts, glaucoma, #3 in the eye, etc.

/beth

*fized

tem said...

keith has dudes over to his house to watch tom brady dance.

keef said...

"that shit's not covered by vision insurance"

vision insurance doesn't cover glaucoma or cataracts?

Blue said...

"What terrible kind of vision insurance do you have?"

the kind that allows me to read the part where I haven't had insurance for 10 years

tem said...

jug 44
beth 21
el pad 15
kod 7
blue 18
keith 4
spiff 10
meiz 14
tyler 3
H -12
freak 19
tp 34

Blue said...

oh, freak is a deleter

tem said...

deleters make things not make sense

JFreak said...

Keith's not gonna like the fact he has 4 points.

Mize said...

"why does meiz have pictures of dead djs as his avatar?"


They are living rappers.

Blue said...

"deleters make things not make sense"


freak's face doesn't make sense

JFreak said...

What name/pic should I choose for TP?

Mize said...

I have no idea how I have 14. I am proud of my 14 points.

tem said...

really keith is 54. i was trying to get points for baiting him.

tem said...

"I have no idea how I have 14. I am proud of my 14 points."

because i just give points when i think a comment is funny.

Mize said...

"What name/pic should I choose for TP?"


Something decidedly anti-Irish

tem said...

or at least more funny than a normal comment.

keef said...

deleters are the worse

keef said...

actually deleters are the 2nd worse. Your face is the worse

El Padrino said...

double dragon blue!

El Padrino said...

i have vision insurance for wife only

El Padrino said...

"That's disappointing" and shut up"

the great equalizer

El Padrino said...

had my draft last night and the yankee fan kept taking yankees, love when that happens

El Padrino said...

saw jackass 3 finally

holy shit

El Padrino said...

i wanna punch matt howard in the mouth

El Padrino said...

"because i just give points when i think a comment is funny."

not sure why i dont have a million points then

El Padrino said...

marlee martin

no clue she was the deaf person until i saw the roast

tem said...

"i wanna punch matt howard in the mouth"

^

don't know why either. probably because he reminds me of latner/hansborough/white annoying guy

Jugdish said...

you know she isn't really deaf right? its all an act

tem said...

"not sure why i dont have a million points then"

that is why you fail

keef said...

"had my draft last night and the yankee fan kept taking yankees, love when that happens"


The Yankees actually have some good players

Jugdish said...

actually she is deaf, but she would rather be blind after seeing your face

keef said...

"marlee martin"



awesome work

keef said...

"actually she is deaf, but she would rather be blind after seeing your face"

jug wins

El Padrino said...

"The Yankees actually have some good players"

draft position

arod 3rd overall
jeter in 3rd round
rivera in 5th round

he kept Swisher

re read that kept part
took Ivan Nova and the catching prospect in the later rounds

was just hilarity, everytime he was up we would call out a yankee

even the dead ones

Mize said...

"don't know why either. probably because he reminds me of latner/hansborough/white annoying guy"


Except Psycho T can ball.

Blue said...

didn't matt howard have a suite stache last year?

keef said...

we call those peope "donaters"

Blue said...

howard would be the guy who tries to take a charge in a pickup game

Blue said...

cargo aon the frong page of wwl...my latino

JFreak said...

"didn't matt howard have a suite stache last year?"

Yes.

He said he grew it out so players on the other team would disregard him as a scoring threat.

El Padrino said...

or a low grade porn star

El Padrino said...

"we call those peope "donaters"

yup

had a met guy too
felt bad for him
took ike davis WAYYYYYYYY to early

El Padrino said...

the chowda was pretty subdued last night, he must have had a hangover or something

JFreak said...

"or a low grade porn star"

Basically, yes. Look silly so the other team will think you're a nobody.

Contract the Gophers said...

"nowadays you can get your eyes done for $1k total.

plus the fact that you never have to worry about losing anything, running out of anything, waking up and being blind"



-I used to work on malpractice suits for botched lasiks, and after what I've read, I would never ever ever get it done.

-odds are you'll be fine; if you're not, prepared for the rest of your life to be absolutely awful

Contract the Gophers said...

*be prepared

tem said...

basically just like any other surgery that could be fucked up.

tem said...

if they fuck up taking your tonsils out you are fucked

El Padrino said...

correct

El Padrino said...

im carryin this discussion over to newer

El Padrino said...

block

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