Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Tee Cee Ess

Ever notice how a tube of toothpaste looks empty, but you can get like another 2 weeks of use out of it? Then deodorant is the other way. You think you have lots left, but then bam, the sucker is empty.

I notice that stuff.


Rules:

round robin round determines seeding. (This starts today)
8 people make the tourney.
tourney works like tourneys do.
as always winner gets a tee cee ess prize pack.
i will add to the ways you can score as we go, so you should keep looking.
i will post the ways to score each week.

max points per day: 30
double dragon: 3 points - if i think you faked it i will deduct 2
natty z: 1 point -all nattys must contain at least 20 words combined for the 4 comments
prime z: 3 points
30 min wall: 2 points
60 min wall: 3 points
120 min wall: 5 points
240 min wall: 7 points
480 min wall: 10 points
600 min wall: 20 points
nekkid picture of beth: instant title
nekkid picture of hsilok: bye to title game
good dat ass: 2 pointts -max 1 per day per person
bad dat ass: -2 points
good dem tits: 2 points -max 1 per day per person
bad dem tits: -2 points
good so's your face: 2 points
baiting someone: 5 points
failed bait: no penalty
first comment: 1 point
19th comment: 1 point
sparta: 2 points
spam: -10 points. spam is bad.
rev: 20 points
104th comment: 3 points
failed new/old: -2 points
new/old: 2 points. a split new/old between 2 people is worth 1 point per person.
block: 1 point
good comment: 1 point
link of the guy singing with puppets and g. paltrow: 5 points -one allowed per tourney
explaining to me what the show castle is about: 5 points
explaining to me who the fuck rebecca black is and why i should or should not care: 3 points






Go.

441 comments:

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Jugdish said...

explaining to me what the show castle is about: 5 points



from what i understand there is a hot chick detective and she is being shadowed by a dude who is a writer because he wants to write some cop books...yet he helps solve all the cases. there is a lot of sexual tension between the two which is the only reason the show goes on. as soon as they hook up the show is over

cgjid loves this show

Jugdish said...

finally saw most of the trump roast last night...some good stuff in there


the situation was awful...just awful

Beth said...

"finally saw most of the trump roast last night...some good stuff in there"

Agreed. Marlee Matlin was surprisingly funny and dirty.

Beth said...

Those are a lot of TCS rules.

tem said...

yes

tem said...

beth doesn't like rules

tem said...

she plays by her own rules

tem said...

or the rules of whoever tied her up

tem said...

so castle is like reverse moonlighting?

Beth said...

"she plays by her own rules"

Whenever I can.

Beth said...

"or the rules of whoever tied her up"

Well that's what safe words are for...

Jugdish said...

so castle is like reverse moonlighting?


never watched moonlighting

Jugdish said...

Agreed. Marlee Matlin was surprisingly funny and dirty.


i liked macfarlane's line..."trump has a pretty big ego. when he is banging super models he closes his eyes and pretends he is masturbating"

tem said...

what's moonlighting?

El Padrino said...

dont know but bruce willis was in it

Jugdish said...

so you do know

Beth said...

With all the TCS rules there was one detail missing: is it starting today?

Contract the Gophers said...

that new dude who took GGs place at the roast did pretty well


looks like a square and I had never heard of him, but had some funny lines

Contract the Gophers said...

I heard the Situation had the jokes written for him


if so, whoever wrote those jokes totally set him up to make an as. of himself

tem said...

"With all the TCS rules there was one detail missing: is it starting today?"

yes

Beth said...

"that new dude who took GGs place at the roast did pretty well"

The Greg Geraldo tribute on Comedy Central is pretty well done if you're a fan Kod. I had no idea but GG was a Harvard educated attorney. (No wonder I liked him...)

Blue said...

one questions for tem

20 words over the 3 comments for the natty?

i thought you had to have 4 comments for a natty

Blue said...

tem's new favorite song

Blue said...

rebecca black loves fridays, and she knows that after friday comes saturday and then sunday

Blue said...

she also can decide if she should sit in the front seat or the back seat of the car

Blue said...

she's 14, but she's all about "Partyin, partyin, YEAH!"

tem said...

"i thought you had to have 4 comments for a natty"

typo

Beth said...

"typo"

That should be minus TCS points for you then.

tem said...

sure

tem said...

i never win tee cee ess anyway.

Beth said...

Well the judge hates you.

tem said...

indeed

Contract the Gophers said...

The Greg Geraldo tribute on Comedy Central is pretty well done if you're a fan Kod.


^^^^^^^^^^


cmkod and I watched it after the roast last weekend; we thought it was great

Contract the Gophers said...

I didn't really know anything about him, other than he was funny on roasts and decent on Last Comic Standing


the Harvard lawyer thing was quite surprising.

tem said...

"Greg Geraldo"


:: tem stare ::

Beth said...

"I didn't really know anything about him, other than he was funny on roasts and decent on Last Comic Standing"

Same here, it seems he was VERY well respected by his fellow comics.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"prime z: 3 points"

is this the premi z?

Spaceman Spiff said...

rebecca black bish to get the last laugh

"Forbes says Rebecca Black to make $1 mil from "Friday.""

tem said...

prime z is all prime numbers ending the timestamp.

tem said...

premie z scores no tee cee ess points

El Padrino said...

god bless america

tem said...

did this geraldo guy die or something?

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

sheen just strolled onto Kimmel last night while Kimmel was interviewing marc cuban

El Padrino said...

Geraldo died, yes good guess tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

miker jackson GIF

keef said...

I should make a screen shot of the rules and set that as my desktop background

Blue said...

Geraldo Rivera?

keef said...

Mariano Rivera

Blue said...

rebecca black to make $1m?

you knew that as crazy as that blew up, even as awful as it was, she was gonna make bank off of it

Blue said...

shit was like the top downloaded song on itues

Blue said...

mariano cuomo?

Blue said...

EP? you still loving carmelo?

keef said...

Fucking Kniss are terrible

keef said...

Greg Geraldo made this suite piece of audio


Ignore the video

Blue said...

"Will success go to CarGo's head? He has never been bashful. Confidence flows from Gonzalez the way rhymes flow from Eminem."


fuck eminem

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

spike lee

he mad

ray allens mom said 'in you face' right before this clip

Spaceman Spiff said...

dog named kod GIF

El Padrino said...

keef, bgas ok?

El Padrino said...

"EP? you still loving carmelo?"

yes

"Fucking Kniss are terrible"

takes time, blew up the whole team mid year

Contract the Gophers said...

booooo, 1-2 feet of snow expected over the next 24 hours


I'll get tomorrow off; but I'd rather work tomorrow and have no snow

keef said...

"keef, bgas ok?"

Yeah, thanks. Doc said yesterday that she'll have a cough and congestion for a few more weeks but otherwise is doing good

El Padrino said...

she got bbep sick

keef said...

"but I'd rather work tomorrow and have no snow"

I'd rather have tomorrow off and have snow

El Padrino said...

he has RSV

keef said...

"she got bbep sick"


yeah I told her to wait on the open mouth kissing

El Padrino said...

not happy about it

keef said...

"he has RSV"

That's what bgas. had

El Padrino said...

i taught him the opposite

keef said...

has

El Padrino said...

That's what bgas. had"

blows, good to hear shes better

El Padrino said...

or getting better

keef said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

infants sick are pathetic

keef said...

shitty they can't give them anything for it

El Padrino said...

especially when they dont have insurance

/meiz

El Padrino said...

"shitty they can't give them anything for it"

Nebulizer, albuterol

also has an ear infection which they gave us amoxicillan for, i may or may not admister that though

El Padrino said...

"admister"

winning

El Padrino said...

this baby talk could be considered spam by tem

El Padrino said...

even though he gave us gifts

keef said...

"Nebulizer, albuterol

also has an ear infection which they gave us amoxicillan for, i may or may not admister that though"


Yeah bgas. got 2 shots of Rocephin for the ear infections. Doc said she she was too young for any meds for the RSV

keef said...

"this baby talk could be considered spam by tem"

He'll be here soon enough

El Padrino said...

fuck doctors anyway

Todd Packer said...

didnt know it was tcs season

El Padrino said...

yeah she's a lil younger i guess

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat toe

Blue said...

tCs season is whenever tem wants it to be

El Padrino said...

yea usually it's eoy

tem is bored i guess

El Padrino said...

wanna chomp on dat toe

Spaceman Spiff said...

rudy gay out for season

keef said...

I'd jam that toe

heyoooooo

Todd Packer said...

"dat toe"

wow

Todd Packer said...

spiff should get tcs points for dat toe pic

tem said...

"Greg Geraldo made this suite piece of audio"

i couldn't ignore the video.

had to turn it off after 1 minute.

tem said...

"spiff should get tcs points for dat toe pic"

he might. it seems like something i should look at on my phone, not on my work computer.

tem said...

guessing it is camel toe

keef said...

open it in a new winder* and minimize it and go about your work

keef said...

we finally filled out the life insurance apps last night. Them shits take a while

Spaceman Spiff said...

fat gook child

the pics are hilarity
Fat + Gook = Blind

"His parents claim he throws vicious tantrums if he doesn't get third or fourth helpings of dinner. "

keef said...

now the underwriters will come back and say my stomach is too fuckt* up, DENIED

keef said...

you excited about hard knock bucs, tem?

keef said...

I agree with LP, shit will be boring

keef said...

Raheem seems too blah

keef said...

104

tem said...

"you excited about hard knock bucs, tem?"


the bucs get hard knocks for the lockout year? awesome.

tem said...

"Raheem seems too blah"


^


but he does look like denzel.

El Padrino said...

got chicken selects, havent had them in a minute

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Raheem seems too blah"

aside from rex, has the coach mattered?

as long as there are some characters in the locker room, itll be fine

tem said...

nerve watched a minute of any hard knocks before.

Jugdish said...

nerve watched a minute of any hard knocks before.


same here

tem said...

words with friends is broke again

JFreak said...

"explaining to me what the show castle is about: 5 points"

Stana Katic is hot.

Nathan Fillion is funny.

The end.

tem said...

is stana a girls name?

JFreak said...

explaining to me who the fuck rebecca black is and why i should or should not care

JFreak said...

"is stana a girls name?"

Yes.

JFreak said...

Her parents are a Serb and a Croat.

tem said...

are those words i can use in scrabble?

JFreak said...

I would think so.

JFreak said...

They are both people groups.

So if you can use Indian or Jew then you can use those.

keef said...

"aside from rex, has the coach mattered?"

Didn't Herm say some funny shit?

tem said...

never tried jew

keef said...

"So if you can use Indian or Jew then you can use those."

Can't use those

keef said...

I've tried jew. Doesn't work

keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

20 minutes is nothing

keef said...

your face is nothing

H said...

I don't like Beth's new picture. Prefered the old one.

keef said...

woe

Beth said...

"I don't like Beth's new picture. Prefered the old one."

Well you didn't respond to my email where I set out all my proposed pics. I kept waiting for you to tell me which one you liked best so I could use that one.

s

H said...

The pic you have now looks like an anorexic chick

El Padrino said...

you should look into that anorexic thing

H said...

"you should look into that anorexic thing"

Her ribs are too visible.

El Padrino said...

A 22-year old New Jersey man is suing the makers of the formerly-caffeinated malt liquor beverage Four Loko, claiming the drink caused him permanent heart damage. It seems the guy drank two and a half cans of the stuff while on vacation and woke up with heart arrhythmia.

H said...

"A 22-year old New Jersey man is suing the makers of the formerly-caffeinated malt liquor beverage Four Loko, claiming the drink caused him permanent heart damage. It seems the guy drank two and a half cans of the stuff while on vacation and woke up with heart arrhythmia."

Who ever thought this drink was a good idea?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stana Katic is hot.

The end."

*fized

H said...

I'm glad Tem made 10 minute walls worth nothing

H said...

Is Hockey talk considered spam?

El Padrino said...

no but your face is

Beth said...

"The pic you have now looks like an anorexic chick"

Yeah but she's taking off her pants, shouldn't that count for something?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Didn't Herm say some funny shit?"

love herm

when i watch 5 nminutes of espn whilst eating my cereal before work and its a herm segment, i'm like, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Her ribs are too visible."

marry her and a year later, you'll be good

Spaceman Spiff said...

anorexic is hilarity tho

Spaceman Spiff said...

wouldnt be surprised if herm was banging hannah

H said...

"anorexic is hilarity tho"

I was clearly using some hyperbole, which is an LOV staple.

H said...

"Yeah but she's taking off her pants, shouldn't that count for something?"

I suppose so.

H said...

My hockey talk is simply that i am happy Matt Cooke was suspended through the first round of the playoffs. About time that clown got a harsh penalty.

H said...

For anyone interested, things are going awesome with cgfH

H said...

Still the "honeymoon" phase though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Her ribs are too visible."

she's sucking in her gut

/TJW

El Padrino said...

sheen

JFreak said...

""Stana Katic is hot.

The end."

*fized"

Tem liked Firefly so I felt a Nathan Fillion reference was necessary.

But you are right.

tem said...

nathan fillion is great

H said...

blocking a wall

H said...

Top 8 make the tourney. Do we even have 8 regular commenters?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes

tem said...

as.
el pas
jug
freak
H
beth
kod
spiff
tyler
tp

that's 10

tem said...

tp and tyler probably won't make the top 8.

rev too would comment if philly sports do something good.

tem said...

blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

id take tyler off, but thats still more than 8

tem said...

forgot about him.

tem said...

8th seed could be a battle

keef said...

yeah tyler has commented maybe twice this year

Blue said...

he commented a lot at the draft...does that count?

tem said...

depending on the contents of the comments he could win with those comments.

keef said...

it really depends on your face

keef said...

block

El Padrino said...

At In-N-Out, Tim Lincecum eats three double-doubles, two orders of fries and a chocolate-strawberry shake

El Padrino said...

big east is not overated

final answer

Spaceman Spiff said...

"At In-N-Out, Tim Lincecum eats three double-doubles, two orders of fries and a chocolate-strawberry shake"

fuk yea

Spaceman Spiff said...

learned about some new stuff on the 'secret' menu i want to get, root beer float, chopped chili peppers in the burger

El Padrino said...

i need to get my ass there

is there one in LAX?

El Padrino said...

are the fries good? better than 5 guys fries? cuz those are straight cash

El Padrino said...

actually five guys is my fav burger period maybe outside of a steakhouse burger

maybe id have to taste it again

Jugdish said...

just opened a 5 guys down here...not too bad

El Padrino said...

they are putting a distribution center in houston so maybe locations will pop up east soon

El Padrino said...

"not too bad"

shit is crack son whatchutalkinboutwillis

Jugdish said...

wing stop fries are awesome...colov

El Padrino said...

spread?

please advise

if it's mayo im out

Jugdish said...

my fav burger joint is here


i did like 5 guys burgers though...good stuff

Jugdish said...

kickoffs move to 35...sucks

El Padrino said...

to prevent wedge blocks or, OR so owners can counterpoint the fact that more games = more plays= more chances players can get hurt

so owners will say hey wait a minute we eliminated X number of plays for you guys by moving the kickoff back which subtracts plays from happening i;e touchbacks

Spaceman Spiff said...

spread = thousand island and if youre gonna remove that, dont eat in n out

and the fries suck, need major saltage and ketchup, then theyre decent with a mouthful of burger

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is there one in LAX?"

no

Blue said...

five guys > in n out

imo

and it was hard to convince me

Jugdish said...

and it was hard to convince me



it was hard to convince me about your face

/cmblue


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

havent had five guys yet, will probably like it better, looks meatier

TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

chris jericho looks like bon jovis big brother

Jugdish said...

i've had 5 guys


/mize

Jugdish said...

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El Padrino said...

thousan island is gross
piece out in and out

keef said...

"five guys > in n out"


I respectfully disagree

keef said...

Guy singing with puppets

keef said...

"explaining to me what the show castle is about: 5 points"

Castle follows Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle, a famous mystery novelist who has killed off his main character in his book series and has writer's block. He is called in to help the NYPD solve a copy-cat murder based on one of his novels. Stana Katic co-stars as Detective Kate Beckett. Castle, who becomes interested in Beckett as a potential character for a new book series, uses his connections at the mayor's office and receives permission to continue accompanying Beckett while investigating cases. Castle decides to use Beckett as the model for the main character of his next book series starring "Nikki Heat". Beckett, an avid reader of Castle's books, initially disapproves of having Castle shadow her on her cases, but later warms up and recognizes Castle as a useful resource in solving crimes.

keef said...

"thousan island is gross
piece out in and out"

I don't like it on salad, but I like it on burgers and to dip fries in

keef said...

Dem as.es

Jugdish said...

"explaining to me what the show castle is about: 5 points"

my description was better

keef said...

"my description was better"

That's fine. Rules don't say the best description gets points

keef said...

They do now

/tem

keef said...

fucking tem

keef said...

bold

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