Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Tee Cee Ess Round 1

I think people should be able to get cards that allow them to go through red lights if they are a good enough driver. Hell, I am smart enough to know when it is OK to go. Give me a card and let the dumbasses wait.

Anyway, TCS round 1 starts now. The following people made round 1, but I am not telling you who is playing who.

jug beth elpad blue keith spiff freak tp



Rules:
max points per day: 30
double dragon: 3 points - if i think you faked it i will deduct 2
natty z: 1 point -all nattys must contain at least 20 words combined for the 4 comments
prime z: 3 points
30 min wall: 2 points
60 min wall: 3 points
120 min wall: 5 points
240 min wall: 7 points
480 min wall: 10 points
600 min wall: 20 points
nekkid picture of beth: instant title
nekkid picture of hsilok: bye to title game
good dat ass: 2 pointts -max 1 per day per person
bad dat ass: -2 points
good dem tits: 2 points -max 1 per day per person
bad dem tits: -2 points
good so's your face: 2 points
baiting someone: 5 points
failed bait: no penalty
first comment: 1 point
19th comment: 1 point
sparta: 2 points
spam: -10 points. spam is bad.
rev: 20 points
104th comment: 3 points
failed new/old: -2 points
new/old: 2 points. a split new/old between 2 people is worth 1 point per person.
block: 1 point
good comment: 1 point
explaining to me what Battlestar Galactica is: 5 points
updating me on the whereabouts and recent activity of Alicia Silverstone: 5 points
Guessing my mom's age: 5 points - closest without going over wins, you get 1 guess

441 comments:

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Jugdish said...

suite

Blue said...

nineteenth

Jugdish said...

I've been drinking a lot of koolaid lately

Blue said...

battery died in my truck last night...that was not suite

Jugdish said...

dat finger

Beth said...

"if i think you faked it i will deduct 2"

No worries there, I've had plenty of practice in "faking it".

/beth

Jugdish said...

me too


/mize

Beth said...

"Guessing my mom's age: 5 points - closest without going over wins, you get 1 guess"

I guess it would help if I remembered how old tem is but put me down for whatever that is plus 13. (I mean we're talking WAVA, right?)

Just kidding, I'm really guessing 57 for mom's age.

Jugdish said...

I'll say 55

Jugdish said...

I've got about 25 years on her then

/tp

Jugdish said...

I guess it would help if I remembered how old tem is but put me down for whatever that is plus 13. (I mean we're talking WAVA, right?)


well done

Blue said...

i'll say 61 for tem's mom age

Blue said...

bill and ted would guess 69

Jugdish said...

I'll guess 59 and a half

/Lp

Jugdish said...

Irish!

/freak

Blue said...

dat ass

Jugdish said...

Beatles won rock band bracket on cowherd

Blue said...

were they really a rock band?

Blue said...

quiet riot begs to differ

Jugdish said...

19

Blue said...

yes!!!

nineteenth

Jugdish said...

damn

Blue said...

ha, blocked the jug

Blue said...

blocking jugs is what meiz likes to do in his spare time

Blue said...

i'm unfollowing meiz,

his twitter is full of a bunch of really worthless crap

Jugdish said...

ill let you know how the gritting teeth thing turns out

Jugdish said...

misspelt

Jugdish said...

<a href="http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/275113-phillies-worry-about-lidges-shoulder?eref=sihp>O:FPh</a>

Jugdish said...

O:FPh

Blue said...

"misspelt"

they're just bad typists

Jugdish said...

i umiaqed the link the first time

Blue said...

Jamaal Charles is the madden cover.


suite...broncos will win the division now

Jugdish said...

i was hoping for rodgers

El Padrino said...

"Guessing my mom's age: 5 points - closest without going over wins, you get 1 guess"

51, WAVA girls ger pregnant young i hear, WADR

El Padrino said...

lidge fucking sucks anyway i want him to be healthy

El Padrino said...

gollum eating bee pollen

Blue said...

"gollum eating bee pollen"

you mean honey?

Blue said...

how was the smelly guy?

El Padrino said...

"you mean honey?"

no, no i fucking mean bee pollen

El Padrino said...

"how was the smelly guy?"

not a problem

Jugdish said...

Lp was the smelly guy

El Padrino said...

your face was the smelly guy

Blue said...

oh, bee pollen from the changmai mountains.

i should have known

El Padrino said...

rock got the FU last night, wrestlemania sunday

det

Beth said...

dat side tit and a semi dat ass all in 1 pic

El Padrino said...

beth just finish this already

El Padrino said...

who cares if we see you naked we are never gonna meet in person

El Padrino said...

and it's just some nipples

El Padrino said...

we all have nipples beth

El Padrino said...

you dont have to show vadge

Blue said...

who has a water cooler in their bedroom?

Blue said...

i have nipples greg...can you milk me?

Beth said...

EP doing his best Hugh Hefner impression.

El Padrino said...

embrace nudity

El Padrino said...

if you show your tits i'll show my cock

hows that?

El Padrino said...

"if you show your tits i'll show my cock"


do it beth, YES! PLEASE!

/meiz

Beth said...

"hows that?"

So now you're threatening me?

El Padrino said...

no trick photography, no wide lens

straight up cell pic of flaccid cock

come get some

El Padrino said...

everybody wins

El Padrino said...

you get the TCS prize pack
and a suite wallpaper for your computer

tem said...

"you dont have to show vadge"

maybe to win the elpadcs you don't

El Padrino said...

vegans kill kids

El Padrino said...

topless beth wins nothing tem?

El Padrino said...

and why are you even saying something i had her on the ropes bro

El Padrino said...

know your role and shut your mouth

Blue said...

beth doesn't have breasts, that's why she doesn't want to show them

Blue said...

itty bitty titty club

El Padrino said...

"Beyonce drops dad as manager"


money and blood dont mix like two dicks and no bitch find yourself in serious shit

Todd Packer said...

automatic disqualification if ep posts a dong pic

Beth said...

"and why are you even saying something i had her on the ropes bro"

You're so right there EP, I had my clothes off and my camera out until tem spoke up.

s

Blue said...

damn!

tem fucked it up for everyone

tem said...

i think it is funny that el pad thinks the chances of beth showing us a topless picture of herself are >>>>>>> the chances she shows a full frontal pic of herself.

Beth said...

"i think it is funny that el pad thinks the chances of beth showing us a topless picture of herself are >>>>>>> the chances she shows a full frontal pic of herself"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

i think the odds of both are very high

El Padrino said...

i agree

deep down she wants to reveal it all

El Padrino said...

it's like a thrill, she masturbates to the thought of it

Beth said...

Oh come on EP, we both know I only masturbate to the thought of you.

El Padrino said...

i reciprocate that beth

tem said...

he thinks of one women and dongs

Blue said...

i've never thought about beth during sex...her tits are too small

tem said...

i've never thought about her because she is probably a dude pretending to be a girl.

El Padrino said...

"i've never thought about beth during sex...her tits are too small"

i dont mind, big tits are fun but i prefer smaller ones

ass conquers all anyway

El Padrino said...

COLOV

El Padrino said...

"updating me on the whereabouts and recent activity of Alicia Silverstone: 5 points"


i think she's pregnant

El Padrino said...

People magazine tolt me in the bathroom awhile ago

Blue said...

she's a vegan/scientologist


screw her

Beth said...

"i've never thought about her because she is probably a dude pretending to be a girl"

That's WHY I think about her/him!

/mize

Beth said...

"i've never thought about beth during sex...her tits are too small"

Second bait about this not taken...

Blue said...

not taking bait is worth -5 points

tem said...

i take back 5 bad things i said about shaka smart. he seems to be an ok guy now.

El Padrino said...

she's a vegan/scientologist


screw her


fucking retard

El Padrino said...

i should start working on my beisbol preview

tem said...

mess suck.

Beth said...

"not taking bait is worth -5 points"

How many points is being a guy pretending to be a girl for several years on LOV worth?

Beth said...

Oh that last question was really mize's btw.

Blue said...

"i take back 5 bad things i said about shaka smart. he seems to be an ok guy now."


he kind of looks like keith, if keith would shave his head and be more arabic

Blue said...

sg is already trying to reverse jinx his celtics

El Padrino said...

mess suck.

ok pirates fan

tem said...

pirates will win more games this year than the new york giants do.

El Padrino said...

i partnered with this kid for FFB because i didnt want to pay the whole fee and im regretting this decision

kid calls me daily, hes like a nerd man

El Padrino said...

"pirates will win more games this year than the new york giants do."

science

tem said...

never ever ever partner with someone for FFB.

tem said...

unless you know they are completely a silent partner

Blue said...

why are you working out your FFB partnerships this early in the year?

Blue said...

there's a lockout on FFB

El Padrino said...

baseball

El Padrino said...

have a feeling hangover 2 is not going tobe as funny as hangover

El Padrino said...

although Stu with a face tat is pretty fucking hilarious

El Padrino said...

are you ready to let the dogs out?

Blue said...

i see

by using FFB, I didn't deduce that you were talking beisbol

El Padrino said...

you should deduce your face

Beth said...

"have a feeling hangover 2 is not going tobe as funny as hangover"

Way to go out on a limb there Nostradamus.

Mike said...

LP's face jokes are worse than his face, and that's saying a lot

Mike said...

114

Blue said...

thanks mike

Jugdish said...

do mike points count for jug?

Jugdish said...

stupid google

El Padrino said...

youtube takes forever lately

need more ram

Blue said...

"do mike points count for jug?"

nope, they count for H

El Padrino said...

dem tits

blue not gonna like these

Jugdish said...

he's not going to like your face

El Padrino said...

why two 2b/ss and two 1b/3b?

on the espn keeper

Blue said...

ep obviously did not see what blue was trying to do

Blue said...

people wanted to expand the rosters, so freak expanded the rosters

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wanted more bench, well played freak

Jugdish said...

space plane

El Padrino said...

so expand the worst offensive positions

tard

Blue said...

i like it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mets outfielder Jason Bay sidelined with rib cage injury, could begin season on disabled list"

tem said...

your face is the worst offensive position.

Blue said...

i like it because i have Ryan Howard and Adrian Gonzalez.

and no pitching

El Padrino said...

i like it

you must have been at the draft then

Blue said...

nope, but i did see the draft results

Blue said...

and I won

tem said...

mom age guesses:

jug 55
beth 57
el pad 51
blue 61
keith ____
spiff ____
tp _____
freak____

tem said...

has it been almost 20 days since el tardo has written anything?

Blue said...

he wrote something on twitter

keef said...

"jug beth elpad blue keith spiff freak tp"



IN YOU FACE MIZE

keef said...

"explaining to me what Battlestar Galactica is:"


All Battlestar Galactica productions share the premise that in a distant part of our galaxy, a human civilization lives on a group of planets known as the Twelve Colonies, to which they have migrated from their ancestral homeworld of Kobol. The Twelve Colonies have warred for decades with a cybernetic race known as the Cylons, whose goal is the extermination of the human race. The Cylons offer peace to the humans, which proves a ruse. With the inadvertent aid of a human genius named Baltar, the Cylons carry out a massive attack on the home planets of the Twelve Colonies and on the Colonial Fleet of starships that protect them. These attacks devastate the Colonial Fleet, lay waste to the Colonies, and destroy their populations. Scattered survivors flee into outer space aboard available spaceships. Of the entire Colonial battle fleet, only the Battlestar Galactica, a gigantic battleship and spacecraft carrier (analogous to an aircraft carrier), appears to have survived the Cylon conflagration. Later, it is discovered that another Battlestar, the Pegasus, has also survived and fled into deep space under the command of Commander Cain (Admiral Cain in the reimagined series). Under the leadership of Commander Adama, the Galactica and the pilots of "Viper" fighters lead a fugitive fleet of survivors in search of the fabled thirteenth colony known as Earth.

tem said...

"conflagration"


::umiaq?""

keef said...

"51, WAVA girls ger pregnant young i hear, WADR"


That joke was funny when beth said it

keef said...

Tem's mom is 63

keef said...

"he kind of looks like keith, if keith would shave his head and be more arabic"


So he doesn't look like me. Got it

Blue said...

actually he looks exactly like you

Blue said...

fucking shiite muslim

Blue said...

"After graduating high school, Smart turned down both Harvard and Yale to attend Kenyon College, a liberal arts school in Ohio"


does Tem know Shaka? Would have been there the exact same time

I think tem is holding out on this info

El Padrino said...

explains the fireworks hate

Jugdish said...

"After graduating high school, Smart turned down both Harvard and Yale to attend Kenyon College, a liberal arts school in Ohio"


does Tem know Shaka? Would have been there the exact same time


he was shaka dumb then

Blue said...

maybe tem didn't want to boast about his former roommate now being a coach in the final 4

Blue said...

maybe exfemtem knows shaka

Jugdish said...

right now shaka smart is boasting to his coaching friends how his old college roomate runs the TCS

Jugdish said...

roommate

Blue said...

on shaka's facebook page he said they used to call Tem "stonehands"

Blue said...

cue tem's:

I didn't know that was the same shaka smart that I went to school with

Jugdish said...

also talks about how they always used to lock him in a room with a microwave

keef said...

actually tem & shaka were going to be roommates but tem called it off

Jugdish said...

the great "bedskirt dispute"

Jugdish said...

actually tem & shaka were going to be roommates but tem called it off


funny

Jugdish said...

he was my roommate, but only for 2 years


/Lp

Blue said...

guess which one is Shaka's brother

and which one is TEM

keef said...

i wish vcu & butler were on opposite sides of the bracket

Jugdish said...

i wish vcu & butler were on opposite sides of the bracket


i wish your face was on the opposite side of your head

El Padrino said...

wish neither team were there

keef said...

your face shouldn't be here

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE MIZE



mize is busy racking up the points on twitter for the mcs

Jugdish said...

every krit tune you download is +10

Blue said...

"i wish your face was on the opposite side of your head"

was going to make the same joke (ns)

Blue said...

the KRIT thing is what makes me unfollow him

i don't know what any of that crap is

Blue said...

is that like NKOTB

Jugdish said...

i don't know what any of that crap is


ironically, that is what it is

Blue said...

meiz is the biggets wigger i know

El Padrino said...

said the only kuntry music fan

Blue said...

biggest even

and not meaning because he has a 38 inch waist

Jugdish said...

said the only kuntry music fan


tem likes country too

Jugdish said...

and not meaning because he has a 38 inch waist

ha!

keef said...

"meiz is the biggets wigger i know"


That is one reason why he can't stand white people

Jugdish said...

That is one reason why he can't stand white people



they're the worse!

keef said...

as is your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

as. is your face

tem said...

"does Tem know Shaka? Would have been there the exact same time

I think tem is holding out on this info"


yes. we were in many of the same classes. he graduated with me.

he was a douche kinda of.

i have said as such here.

that's why i took 5 bad things i said about him back. because he seems to have outgrown the doucheness a bit.

keef said...

as. in your face

tem said...

"maybe exfemtem knows shaka"

exfemtem was a year younger, but yes, she knows shaka too.

shaka played hoops, exfemtem volleyball (she is the career assists leader for the school) and tem played football.

keef said...

"kinda of"

suite

Jugdish said...

rough touch?

keef said...

I'll rough touch your face

El Padrino said...

i wanna make sexy time on rihannas ass

tem said...

i take it back, he graduated a year ahead of me.

keef said...

didn't you clown kod for the as. play?

Blue said...

"i wanna make sexy time on rihannas ass"

if i wanted to have sex with a man (AHIIK), i'd pick a better looking one than rihanna


/kod

El Padrino said...

lets go to kod for his take on the Bonds trial

kod

El Padrino said...

we need to start a radio station

El Padrino said...

LOV radio

El Padrino said...

it would be huge

Jugdish said...

KLOV

El Padrino said...

LMC

Jugdish said...

it might bring rev back...he could do our traffic

El Padrino said...

rev and kod have experience

El Padrino said...

block

Jugdish said...

"a lot of walls out there right now...that;s it for traffic, back to you!"

/rev

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