Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Running Late

I overslept so this is all you get for now. I'll add more later that you won't read

CU lost in the NIT semifinals, guess they didn't deserve to be in the tourney instead of VCU.

Ok that's all for now...talk amongst yourselves

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Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

points

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

points

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

double points?

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

maybe not

Jugdish said...

i think its just point

H said...

Big morning

Blue said...

big like your head

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Blue said...

thanks jugfast

Jugdish said...

you're welcome

Blue said...

dem tits with a hair bra

Blue said...

dat ass

H said...

I love dem tits and dat ass.

Jugdish said...

Lp

El Padrino said...

dem tits has been posted before

her ass is more impressive

tem said...

i don't even know who reggie is.

Jugdish said...

that's not long enough


/morneau

Jugdish said...

cheryl miller's little brother

Jugdish said...

19

Blue said...

damn, forgot about the 19

Jugdish said...

you were too busy bluefasting dem tits links

Contract the Gophers said...

"id like another hotel with a bar though"

This^"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

beth will get Reggie Reggie Reggie's points until I figure out who it is.

tem said...

clicking on his name gives me several clues.

Contract the Gophers said...

""I won't play. It's fun but my mask fogs up with my glasses on, and I can't see shit without my glasses. It's a lose lose proposition for me."



I'm out too; shots?

Contract the Gophers said...

"I worked for enterprise for 6 months"


I was offered a job there, but by the time their pokey asses got back to me, I had already fled Cali

Blue said...

i think that's TP

Beth said...

"beth will get Reggie Reggie Reggie's points until I figure out who it is."

You're such a tease tem.

tem said...

"I'm out too; shots?"


sure, but i don't drink lysol.

Blue said...

snorkel shots?

tem said...

"You're such a tease tem."

pot. kettle. kettle. pot.

Blue said...

yeah, where's those topless pics beth

El Padrino said...

"I worked for enterprise for 6 months"


they give you the tools to succeed

Blue said...

"I worked for enterprise for 6 months"



they'll pick you up

El Padrino said...

""I won't play. It's fun but my mask fogs up with my glasses on, and I can't see shit without my glasses. It's a lose lose proposition for me."


another reason to get Lasik

El Padrino said...

Obese man stuck in chair for 2 years; Skin fused with fabric...

rev

Beth said...

"yeah, where's those topless pics beth"

Remember a link called "dem tits"? That was me.

El Padrino said...

hs hockey fight, better than pros

Blue said...

your hair is not that long

Blue said...

you could post a pic of yourself like that, i'd enjoy it.


and it wouldn't be too revealing

Blue said...

just used the one man wolfpack line on someone at work.

El Padrino said...

"The Fiesta Bowl has released a new report revealing that the bowl committee spent thousands of dollars on illegal campaign contributions; personal travel; gifts; strip clubs visits; and a $33,000 birthday party for president John Junker.

Junker was also fired today because of the allegations."


hey it is the FIESTA bowl though

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

not plural because I am disregarding the left one

Blue said...

i'm ok with the left one

Blue said...

i'd take one for the team

Spaceman Spiff said...

ultimate fighter starts tonight, lesnar/dos santos

hope they dont show dos santos' wife even once

Beth said...

"i'm ok with the left one"

Yeah, the left one ain't too shabby.


See though, this is why it's tough to be a woman in today's society dammit!!!!!!!!

(that last part was mostly s)

Spaceman Spiff said...

nothing wrong with left one but i wouldnt link it by itself with a 'dat ass'

El Padrino said...

right

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"i think that's TP"

yes

El Padrino said...

just click the name and you'll see who it is

El Padrino said...

youtube is slow lately

tem said...

your face is always slow

keef said...

"escrow overage"


We had that in January for like $250

Jugdish said...

ultimate fighter starts tonight, lesnar/dos santos

DVR is set

Spaceman Spiff said...

ac green looks like a grown up dukie from the wire

El Padrino said...

WALL

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

wall

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

nice work, ep

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

the Reggie pic inspired my wall choke

Jugdish said...

your face inspires us to choke

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

well played, jug

Tattoos for everyone! said...

suite

Jugdish said...

mize cheer

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mize cheer"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

maybe i can do that with my cats

/kod

Jugdish said...

sportsguy33 At some point we need to decide where "Not in our garage!!" ranks among the top-10 worst trash-talking moments ever.


chuckle

tem said...

word around town is tressel is going to resign soon.

tem said...

"Not in our garage!!"


::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

not in our garage is what the cav's owner tweeted after their win over the heat last night

Jugdish said...

word around town is tressel is going to resign soon.


cowherd was talking about that...also heard that Urban meyer is buying a house in cbus. cowherd said he doesn't think tressel will resign...and apparently meyer is from ohio

Contract the Gophers said...

looks like we're shooting a pilot in April to pitch a new reality show off of


the kodashians dream lives on

tem said...

injun reality show?

Jugdish said...

looks like we're shooting a pilot in April to pitch a new reality show off of


details?

tem said...

yeah urb coached at tOSU way back in the day and at Bowling Green.

Contract the Gophers said...

"details?"


gotta keep this one under my hat for a short while; I think it's a good angle though (I do realize the odds of it happening are like are quite slim....but thanks to sskod's contacts out in LaLa, we do have some pretty good people working on it though.); will tweet the deets after submission.


oh wait, I don't tweet; I'll just post them here

Jugdish said...

Its a show about nothing.


s

Jugdish said...

gotta keep this one under my hat for a short while;


tease


/beth

Jugdish said...

gotta keep this one under my hat for a short while;


keep your face under your hat too


s

Beth said...

"gotta keep this one under my hat for a short while;

tease

/beth"


Jug understands.

El Padrino said...

kods gonna be on hoarders

tem said...

probably some show on animal planet

Contract the Gophers said...

"probably some show on animal planet"


probably; but I probably suggested approaching OWN and a few other cable networks as well

El Padrino said...

Lake Bemidji Shore

Contract the Gophers said...

"kods gonna be on hoarders"



yikes, that's the fear; both cmkod and I have OCD and hoarding tendencies

Jugdish said...

i can put in a word for you on BET if you'd like

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

mize cheer GIF

now featuring real mize

Jugdish said...

that's freaking hilarious

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"word around town is tressel is going to resign soon."

Urb

Jugdish said...

he was too valuable in his cheering role...that's why he never saw any playing time, or as ochocinco would say, "time on the pitch"

Tattoos for everyone! said...

i can put in a word for you on WET if you'd like

/mize



fized*

El Padrino said...

spiff you should win TCS for that link

El Padrino said...

Urb


fuck this guy

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Fuck your face

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I need to start writing the NL preview

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Probably should do that tonight

Tattoos for everyone! said...

How's the boy, LP?

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Can't wait to hear the Hack-Off on Friday

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Talk to me when it becomes the Jack-Off

/LP

Tattoos for everyone! said...

So is the summit officially the weekend of 9/24?

tem said...

fucked up the natty

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I gotta start working on cmk about spending $400 for a plane ticket

tem said...

probably going for 104

tem said...

didn't get it

Tattoos for everyone! said...

104

Tattoos for everyone! said...

fucker

tem said...

B
L
O
C
K

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"fucked up the natty"

wasn't paying attention to that, fag

tem said...

you got umiaqed

Tattoos for everyone! said...

fucking tem

tem said...

"wasn't paying attention to that, fag"


a TCS winner would be

Tattoos for everyone! said...

ok, back to your regularly scheduled programming

Jugdish said...

114

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"a TCS winner would be"

I had tunnel vision on 104

tem said...

i'm working on a deal with Tostitos to sponsor the TCS.

i told them i wouldn't wrongly spend $2M because i don't have rules on how to spend endorsement money.

tem said...

"I had tunnel vision on 104"

and that is why you fail young skywalker

Blue said...

119

tem said...

from cnn.com MLB preview:


Pittsburgh Pirates
65-97
Houston Astros
64-98



Ha! Suck it.

Jugdish said...

So is the summit officially the weekend of 9/24?


correct...gonna get a hotel pinned down this week.

Blue said...

block

El Padrino said...

"How's the boy, LP?"

better thanks

El Padrino said...

hows bgas

tem said...

blue is just misnumbering and blocking nothing

Blue said...

is that negative points?

Jugdish said...

blue is just misnumbering and blocking nothing



he's trying to block your face

El Padrino said...

who gets tems points

tem said...

nobody

Beth said...

GOLF PICKS!

Contract the Gophers said...
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Jugdish said...

what does that even mean?

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

Your face is horribly untalented

Blue said...

rockies are getting too much love from the analysts

Blue said...

and why are there so many more baseball writers than there are for football and basketball combined

Beth said...

"although I hated Lost in Translation"

I actually just saw that a few weeks ago. I thought it was an entertaining and low key movie. Probably not worth all the praise it got but still a decent movie.

I mean come on, the titles were set over Scarlett Johannson's ass in panties...

Blue said...

question about the fab five documentary


how come Jalen rose is taking all the slack when all 4 of the guys in the documentary basically said the same thing.

That Duke was a bunch of little bitches

Blue said...

"I mean come on, the titles were set over Scarlett Johannson's ass in panties..."

not sure if you've noticed, but her ass isn't her best assets

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"hows bgas"

Good thanks

Beth said...

"not sure if you've noticed, but her ass isn't her best assets"

Well it may not be worthy of "dat ass" but I'd say it's pretty good.

Contract the Gophers said...

"Your face is horribly untalented"


sorry, forgot that you think Godfather III is the best of the trilogy

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"i'm working on a deal with Tostitos to sponsor the TCS.

i told them i wouldn't wrongly spend $2M because i don't have rules on how to spend endorsement money."


I workt* @ the Fiesta Bowl when I was at ASU. Saw that Junker guy a lot in the office. He was a giant douche

Jugdish said...

how come Jalen rose is taking all the slack when all 4 of the guys in the documentary basically said the same thing.


I think it was the "Uncle Tom" comment that did it. In several interviews he did say that is what he thought back then, not now. I heard a good interview with him on friday and he covered that.

besides no one really cares about about anyone but Rose and Webber. Maybe howard a little

Contract the Gophers said...

"I actually just saw that a few weeks ago. I thought it was an entertaining and low key movie."


in all honesty, I was probably in a shitty mood or something when I saw it, because there is no way it can be as terrible as I remember


plus, I do have an inherent bias against Sophia ever since GFIII

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"Pittsburgh Pirates
65-97
Houston Astros
64-98

Ha! Suck it."


I tolt* you a few weeks ago that the Astros would be worst than the goddman Pirates

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"and why are there so many more baseball writers than there are for football and basketball combined"


Way more games. They have to take more time off to rest

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"In several interviews he did say that is what he thought back then, not now. I heard a good interview with him on friday and he covered that."


Yeah but he didn't say on the show that it's not what he thinks now, so everyone flips out and doesn't pay attention to anything said afterwards

Tattoos for everyone! said...

They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident

Blue said...

everyone fixates onthat

he didn't say nice things about tOSU either

Tattoos for everyone! said...

yeah he was proud of his Fuckeyes comment

Contract the Gophers said...

"They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident"



I had a leaving the scene case recently; lucky for me MN law makes it very hard for prosecutors to convict people for this, the way our Supreme Court has interpreted the statute

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"I had a leaving the scene case recently; lucky for me MN law makes it very hard for prosecutors to convict people for this, the way our Supreme Court has interpreted the statute"


Yeah I was just quoting Dumb & Dumber

Jugdish said...

I tolt* you a few weeks ago that the Astros would be worst than the goddman Pirates



astros always exceed their shitty expectations

Blue said...

they have jason bourne, he'll kick enough ass to win 65 games

tem said...

"Yeah I was just quoting Dumb & Dumber"


::Temstare::

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"::Temstare::"


Fucking stop it

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I don't even know you

tem said...

is that the one where they look for their car?

Tattoos for everyone! said...

it's the one where you look for your face

Tattoos for everyone! said...

They found it in the trash

tem said...

i think it is the one where the guy's sister in law stays at his place, never pays rent, then makes it big on reality TV and never gives him a dime.

Tattoos for everyone! said...

That show didn't happen

tem said...

skittles challenge:

guess the number of red, closest to the answer wins 10 points. 1 guess per person.

offer is open until 4pm EST

tem said...

your face didn't happen

Tattoos for everyone! said...

9 red

Tattoos for everyone! said...

how old is your mom

Jugdish said...

12 red

Jugdish said...

how old is your mom


and is she available?

/H


s

tem said...

spiff won the my mom bet

tem said...

she is 63.3863

Beth said...

8 red

Beth said...

And Tem, when does this round of TCS end? Cause even if I make it to the next round (AHIIK) I'm going to have to forfeit. Next week is Hilton Head week for me (woo hoo!).

Jugdish said...

guess the number of red


why does it have to be about color?

/mize

Contract the Gophers said...

"she is 63.3863"


good, I would have been wrong anyway (I thought 64.75)

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"she is 63.3863"

that's good fixing

Jugdish said...

LOV ruling


Is the guy expected to pay for everything when he is dating a chick? For example...we sort of went dutch on the vegas trip two weeks ago. i usually pay for all weekend trips and pretty much everytime we go out to eat. I also offered to pay for a trip to chicago to meet my extended family (not yet scheduled)

yesterday she asked me if I wanted to take a weekend trip to disney world in june. We just got back from vegas about two weeks ago. I keep myself on a budget for vacations and paying for 2 (about 1400) is outside my budget...but i can do it if we go dutch.

I've also got trips coming up this year (summit, ski trip in january, chicago, corpus, weekend trips).

Contract the Gophers said...

"Minnesota High court: Suspicious license plates don't warrant drug search"



suite, I can finally pull the trigger on my tnctr420 vanity plates (s)

Contract the Gophers said...

"Is the guy expected to pay for everything when he is dating a chick?"


depends on how much money each person has/makes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Is the guy expected to pay for everything when he is dating a chick?"

maybe food and drinks, but usually the chick will pay at times for this too

trips is case by case basis

Beth said...

"trips is case by case basis"

I'd second that.

El Padrino said...

spiff knows

Contract the Gophers said...

everything spent is case by case basis


/fixed

El Padrino said...

of course spiff won the mom age
he fucking googled that shit

Jugdish said...

depends on how much money each person has/makes.



i make more, she is a teacher. However she is able to save about 75% of her salary due to no rent. she is saving for a house and has a good amount of money in the bank

El Padrino said...

he probably knows where your mom lives and where she worked at too

Beth said...

"everything spent is case by case basis

/fixed"


Personally, if a guy doesn't pay for everything on the 1st date he won't ever get a second one.

Contract the Gophers said...

"of course spiff won the mom age
he fucking googled that shit"

I was going to suggest a money pool betting on who wins, but I figured everyone would go with the internet ninja

Contract the Gophers said...

"Personally, if a guy doesn't pay for everything on the 1st date he won't ever get a second one."


makes science; I would advise guys to pay for everything until the casual dating phase ends and monogomy is established (assuming that's doods goal). At that point, totally depends on a number of individual factors

Jugdish said...

Personally, if a guy doesn't pay for everything on the 1st date he won't ever get a second one.


i understand that. we've been dating almost a year though.

Beth said...

"i understand that. we've been dating almost a year though."

Well I just finished with you taking it slow and all that you might still be on the equivalent of a 1st date.

s

Beth said...

"makes science"

Was that intentional or unintentional HDH kod?

El Padrino said...

bitch better be putting out during "casual dating" period

Jugdish said...

the meals she usually picks up now and then are like subway. its not often and i appreciate the effort.

i always have picked up the tabs on weekend trips, no worries there.

bigger trips...case by case. i lean more towards dutch on those especially if there are going to be like 4 a year. I am not going to go into debt. if i have the money we can go if i don't we don't

Spaceman Spiff said...

"of course spiff won the mom age
he fucking googled that shit"

keef acted like he knew, went with the price is right strategy, but didnt wanna just do .1 since not everyones answer was in, upped it a little, little luck there

Jugdish said...

not like im trying to procreate, where money is not an issue

Contract the Gophers said...

Was that intentional or unintentional HDH kod?


intentional; when I use science or suite wrong, it's on purpose. The other 99% of my HDH is accidental

tem said...

"And Tem, when does this round of TCS end? "

tuesday monring. 4-5-11


the better question is when does the next round start?

tem said...

"that's good fixing"


::temstare::

Jugdish said...

we should have another version of the tcs at the summit

tem said...

jug won skittle guess.

there was 14.

Contract the Gophers said...

"the meals she usually picks up now and then are like subway. its not often and i appreciate the effort.

i always have picked up the tabs on weekend trips, no worries there.

bigger trips...case by case. i lean more towards dutch on those especially if there are going to be like 4 a year. I am not going to go into debt. if i have the money we can go if i don't we don't"


there ya go; assuming there is not a large income or asset disparity between you two, definintely appropriate for her to go dutch on the big trips.

sounds like you've been more than generous, I would think she'd understand that you can't be expected to go into debt to finance so many expenses

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