Wednesday, March 16, 2011

prepare to be bedazzled

I'm sorry, can't afford a Ferrari

Watching Tosh last night, the web redemption was great. Bringing back 40 year old dudes who were in Karate kid is awesome. I just wish the "get him a body bag" guy was there.

For those of you who don't know what i'm talking about (at the 27 second mark)


I remember seeing that movie in the theater as a little kid, and the entire crowd standing up and cheering at the end. I've never been to another movie where that has ever happened.
Re-watching that scene, Johnny is a really shitty fighter in that last point, he just runs straight at Danielson...what is that? The only thing better would have been a body slam ala Casey Heynes also known as Casey the Punisher, also known as fat kid who beat down the bully.

I think i'm picking Duke to win the tournament, especially if they have that one black kid back. Having a black kid puts them over the top...Steve knows.

Discussion about the greatest team to have never won the NCAA championship always has to start with the Fab5 teams. People remember that C-Webb was the star, but Jalen Rose was the leader of that team, he was a pmip.* Of course the phi-slamma-jamma teams that had Akeem and Clyde were great teams to have never won as well. I'm sure there are others, but those are the 2 that stand out to me.

Eat cereal and shit bricks

Enjoy this video, it's great

124 comments:

Contract the Gophers said...

"the entire crowd standing up and cheering at the end. I've never been to another movie where that has ever happened."



it happened when I saw Mystery Alaska; I did not stand

Blue said...

i guess in a hockey area, i could see that.

I would think Miracle would have the same effect on people, even though they already knew the ending

Blue said...

"blue, jug, and H all need to join the bracket"


tourney doesn't start til tomorrow, I need to see who wins tonight

Contract the Gophers said...

i guess in a hockey area, i could see that.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


yeah, it was the campus theater in Winona, almost all college kids at the screening....I doubt it happened many other places

"I would think Miracle would have the same effect on people"


agreed; I got major rev chills at that movie even though I've heard the story and seen the games many times

Contract the Gophers said...

plus, almost half of that 1980 team was made up of Minnesotans


we take a lot of pride in that; personally, I think it's Minni's greatest contribution to American history

Blue said...

"personally, I think it's Minni's greatest contribution to American history"

mall of america

Contract the Gophers said...

mall of america


I had started a list, but could only come up with 3

MOA
Hubert Humphrey
Walter Mondale

Blue said...

Jesse Ventura

Blue said...

Judge David Doty

Blue said...

Prince

Blue said...

Bob Dylan

Blue said...

John Madden

Contract the Gophers said...

I don't count Madden since he moved away at like 3 (same with Winona Rider); Jessie is more of a black eye IMO


good call on Dylan and Prince; musically there's some good history here

Blue said...

i didn't know the John Madden one, saw him on a list of famous minnesotans

Contract the Gophers said...

yeah, I think he was born in Austin, MN (wherever spam was invented, that is where he is from)

Blue said...

SPAM

there you go, there's another one

keef said...

The Lakers

keef said...

Dallas Stars

keef said...

Nate Dogg (the rapper), dead

keef said...

He collapsed

El Padrino said...

stroked out

hold up heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

El Padrino said...

andrew zimmern

El Padrino said...

fat louie anderson

El Padrino said...

biels ass was born in minny

can stop right there

El Padrino said...

and youz talked about miracle, fucking wasnt herb brooks from minny

keef said...

Minnesota Inventions: Masking and Scotch tape, Wheaties cereal, Bisquick, HMOs, the bundt pan, Aveda beauty products, and Green Giant vegetables

El Padrino said...

i think dorothy from wizard of oz was a 'sotan

its either her or the other movie star i cant remember her name

Blue said...

judy garland

El Padrino said...

and that's about it for my 'sota knowledge in regards to people

keef said...

She's Liza Minnelli's mom

El Padrino said...

well played Mauer

Blue said...

kent hrbek

Blue said...

kevin mchale

keef said...

Nick Bockwinkel

El Padrino said...

that black video is like all over, and being made fun of what is it a parody or this bitch really thought she can sing

keef said...

Vern Gagne

keef said...

Mr. perfect

Blue said...

"what is it a parody or this bitch really thought she can sing"

she thought she could sing

nerve heard of her, but thanks be to twitter, now I'm in the know

keef said...

Smash from Demolition, ravishing Rick Rude, Mean Gene


Robbinsdale, MN is rassler central

keef said...

Anyone else see the Trump roast? Situation was so bad it was awesome

keef said...

He really thought he was the star, too. What a joke

keef said...

Road warrior animal is from MN

Blue said...

"Anyone else see the Trump roast? Situation was so bad it was awesome"

i saw a clip of the situation's roast on youtube, but it was awful quality so I couldn't hardly hear any of his "jokes"

keef said...

Maybe the audience saw that same clip because no one laughed

keef said...

Ice T (the rapper) just shook his head

El Padrino said...

awesome

El Padrino said...

you've all been bamboozled

/zeke

JFreak said...

Regarding the black vid, I'd like to know what was so important about the words "bus stop" that she decided that's when she would stop singing the same note.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what is it a parody or this bitch really thought she can sing"

not a parody chick is 13, song/video is getting killed by everyone everywhere

rapper in it is hilarity, WFT was he thinking

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He collapsed"

fuck eminem

/meiz

El Padrino said...

man these football players, they just dont have a clue

see petersons comments?

El Padrino said...

didnt know slaves got paid 12MM a year

JFreak said...

Fans could possibly have the right to sue

Spaceman Spiff said...

"didnt know slaves got paid 12MM a year"

got wood

/whitlock

JFreak said...

Fans aren't victims yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, UFC picks

this card was stacked, then akiyama got hurt, now its above average

JFreak said...

Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rapping

El Padrino said...

nothing like his son

keef said...

all i can say is that my life is pretty plain
i like watching the puddles gather raaaaaiiin

Blue said...

"rapper in it is hilarity, WFT was he thinking"

yeah, he had to be told it was his song or something

JFreak said...

NFL is planning on moving the kickoffs up to the 35. And touchbacks go to the 25.

Apparently this will help prevent wedge blocking.

Blue said...

"Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rapping"

couple kids I was friends with in 6th grade did this song for the talent show (ns)

keef said...

big wall

El Padrino said...

$$$ bracket finally set i think

keef said...

Rome thinks an NBA game has 60 minutes

El Padrino said...

well carton this morning thought africa was a country

El Padrino said...

swear to christ i can do any of those sport jock jobs

keef said...

The Kniss are the Pacers' bitches

Spaceman Spiff said...

nate dogg mix

starts at 3:30

El Padrino said...

for shits and gigs i had cmep do a bracket

she picked st johns to win it all

El Padrino said...

cuz my cousins go there

Spaceman Spiff said...

gook GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

scarlett GIF

El Padrino said...

aroused

Blue said...

she's such a shitty actress, how has she gone so long without having to show her tits on camera

El Padrino said...

was this linked?, O:FA

El Padrino said...

i like how the header says EYE on BASEBALL

Blue said...

i read about that this morning, but since beth quit, i didn't care to discuss

Spaceman Spiff said...

grant hill response to jalen

them aint chinnuts

El Padrino said...

skewered

keef said...

"scarlett GIF"


BLOCKT!! BLOCKT!!

tem said...

When did beth die?

keef said...

You killed her when you went to GA

tem said...

People stood up and cheered when I watched a mighty ducks movie. Tem did not stand or cheer.

keef said...

I stood and cheered at the end of Little Giants

s

tem said...

Tem booed. H was a fan of the other team.

tem said...

She wasn't in georgia. She wasn't even real. I think I got too close to the truth and now she is gone. She is like keyzer soze

keef said...

"She wasn't even real"


TOLD YA'LL!!

/zeke

tem said...

Why is tosh the highest rated non animated show on com central? Is there some animated show that beats tosh? South park I guess...or futurama.

keef said...

That's 2 /zeke's today

keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

i remember people cheering for Schindlers List

s

keef said...

I cheered at the end of United 93

/steve

keef said...

situation

El Padrino said...

kelly brook ruined

El Padrino said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP new name and pic

Pshycho T

El Padrino said...

damn

tem said...

why do i care about that video? what is that, the new nikelodeon or disney girl?

tem said...

rebecca black as sally wyoming?

El Padrino said...

man what a bomb for situation

El Padrino said...

if he wasnt so stupid this would be the career killer

Spaceman Spiff said...

EA wants to be the bachelorette

with really nerdy nerds who arent dorky, what?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EA high school pic

El Padrino said...

suite

tem said...

UFC Picks:

Mauricio “Shogun” Rua vs. Jon Jones


Shogun ruined Machida. 2 years from now when Machida hasn't had a single good fight we'll remember Shogun just ruining his career. That is what Shogun can do to a guy who is supposedly unbeatable.

Jones is supposedly unbeatable. So Shogun has that going for him.

I don't think Jones has ever really been hit yet and Shogun will get a shot or two in. When this happens either Jones will wilt or he won't. That will pretty much determine the winner of this fight.

I'm guessing Jones doesn't wilt and he does enough damage to wear down Shogun and wins via 4th round Shogun quitting.

Urijah Faber vs. Eddie Wineland

Faber carried the WEC for a couple years. UFC wants him to carry the tiny tot fights. They put him up against a pretty tough dude, but at 135 or whatever these midgets weigh speed is the game and Faber is faster.

Faber should win either via submission or decision.

Jim Miller vs. Kamal Shalorus

Miller is good, but not that good. Shalorus is OK.

Good but not that good >> OK


Nate Marquardt vs. Dan Miller


Marquardt was close to a title shot and got beat by a foreign dude. He should be pissed and just take it out on Miller.

I think though that he will be pissed and get outworked and depressed when things don't go his way.

Miller wins a surprising upset decision when Marquadt doesn't put him away.

Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic vs. Brendan Schaub


5 years ago Cro Cop destroys this guy. Now Cro Cop just collects his checks and goes home.

I'll be shocked if this goes past 1 round.

Schaub will just hit Cro Cop a few times. Cro Cop will decide he earned his show check and fall down.

El Padrino said...

riveting

piece

tem said...

Raphael Assuncao vs. Erik Koch

Koch /lp


Ricardo Almeida vs. Mike Pyle

almedia

Kurt Pellegrino vs. Gleison Tibau

tibau


Anthony Njokuani vs. Edson Barboza Jr.

barboza sounds like a pirate. njokuani sounds like a nija. no weapons in the octogon, so i'll take ninja.

Costantinos Philippou vs. Nick Catone

greek vs italian? italian food is better. fuck gyros.

Luis Artur Cane Jr. vs. Eliot Marshall

1 dude has too long of a name and the other dude is missing letters.

draw

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking cro cop, just want to see him destroy 1 more person before retiring

tem said...

"fucking cro cop, just want to see him destroy 1 more person before retiring"


gotta play a "best of pride" tape for that.

tem said...

Fucking wall

keef said...

Yep

Todd Packer said...

"EA high school pic"

I think mentioned this before, guy i worked with at the old job claimed to have fooled around with EA in HS.

Todd Packer said...

I haven't even looked at a bracket yet.... need to make my picks tonight

keef said...

"I think mentioned this before, guy i worked with at the old job claimed to have fooled around with EA in HS."


He's a nose guy

keef said...

You confident about FU, Todd?

Todd Packer said...

"You confident about FU, Todd?"

not really.... should win the 1st game, but who knows after that.... wouldn't be sas if ucsb beats them

keef said...

Rome has been redonk about UCSBthis week

keef said...

30 teams in 30 days is on the O's right now. Zzzzzzzzzzz

keef said...

Don't forget golf picks

Todd Packer said...

"Rome has been redonk about UCSBthis week"

yeah, lots of couch burning comments

keef said...

H, how bad do you want to have sexy time with that Pia chick on AI?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I haven't even looked at a bracket "

me neither, feels good

Blue said...

you don't need an invite for mmod this year.

I don't think you've needed it for the last couple years

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