Thursday, March 24, 2011

Nadda

TPS has sucked lately, and it looks like it will continue to do so...woe!

"I'd like to see how smart Theo Epstein is with the Tampa Bay [Rays] payroll," Showalter told Men's Journal, according to the Record. "You got Carl Crawford 'cause you paid more than anyone else, and that's what makes you smarter?

Face!

Keef, what do you think about the whole Carson Palmer scenario?

Is there going to be a Mize/Freak bet for the Sconnie/Butler game (since Freak is suddenly a Butler fan. /keef)?

There was some talk about pinning down a date for the Summit II...I think I threw out the weekend of September 24...thoughts? Let me know and I'll start looking into Austin Hotels.

Bulls alone in first...suite!

Is Lp writing for the stache again this year?

That's all I have today.

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Jugdish said...

that post sucked

Beth said...

That post sucked freak.

*fixed

Beth said...

You know I think H was right, I'm no longer crazy about my profile pic. So I'm bringing back a memory from the distant past, kinda like throwback uniform days in the NFL or MLB.

Jugdish said...

you may get some tcs points for that, if you care. you do

El Padrino said...

i like the smell of sex too Rihanna

Jugdish said...

incentive to raise airfares?

Jugdish said...

Dolphons sleep with one eye open.

Thanks Snapple!

Jugdish said...

Dolphins even

tem said...

is that a gameday weekend in austin?

El Padrino said...

why you want to see EA's nose in person?

Jugdish said...

looks like that is their open weekend...do you want to try and find a home game weekend instead?

Beth said...

"why you want to see EA's nose in person?"

Something tells me he'd be looking at other parts of her than her nose.

Jugdish said...

9/3 is Rice and 10/15 is Ok State

Jugdish said...

she has a nose?

tem said...

i'd look at her nose. i would want to see if it is really that big.

tem said...

unless she was naked. then i'd look elsewhere.

Jugdish said...

your face has a nose

/keef

tem said...

but i've seen clothed titties. i've seen nice titties clothed. i have no interest in staring at her clothed. her body isn't so awesome that i can't see a stripper here with an equally good body.

tem said...

but that nose.

goddman

El Padrino said...

stop it, if you dated her she'd easily be the hottoest girl you've ever dated

Beth said...

"i have no interest in staring at her clothed."

Yeah, I call bullshit on this statement. If she was near you and if you could do it discretely (2HIIK) then you'd stare.

El Padrino said...

what kind of animals eat on the subway

El Padrino said...

Beth

Scientists Grow Sperm In Lab...

El Padrino said...

President Barack Obama gets locked out of White House


REEEEEEEJJJJJECCCCCCTTTED

Jugdish said...

A fight starts over spaghetti on NYC subway



No, my sauce is better!!

/Lp on the subway

tem said...

"stop it, if you dated her she'd easily be the hottoest girl you've ever dated"

this would be true. but she would not be the hottest girl i've ever seen naked.

Beth said...

"Beth
Scientists Grow Sperm In Lab..."

I don't see what the big deal is, I can get an unlimited supply whenever I want.

S

El Padrino said...

"this would be true. but she would not be the hottest girl i've ever seen naked."

if you were born before interwebs and hugh hefner it would be, AHIK

El Padrino said...

Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in

whack

tem said...

"If she was near you and if you could do it discretely (2HIIK) then you'd stare."

at her nose yes

tem said...

"if you were born before interwebs and hugh hefner it would be, AHIK"

so she is not, got it.

Beth said...

FMtem would be proud if that's all you looked at.

(You wuss. S)

tem said...

fmtem would be worried if that was all i looked at.

ns

Jugdish said...

she is worried about your face

Jugdish said...

fmtem would be worried if that was all i looked at.


you also have to look at tax returns, stuff like that


s

El Padrino said...

this spring weather is awesome

S

Beth said...

"you also have to look at tax returns, stuff like that"

Maybe that would turn tem on more than looking at her body.

tem said...

negative.

but probably more than looking at ea's nose.

El Padrino said...

if antonia didnt lose like 10 pounds just from crying i'd be shocked

El Padrino said...

Qatari Engineers Working On Portable "Cloud" To Cool World Cup Stadiums

Beth said...

From a local story in the Atlanta paper:

"A 28-year-old man was arrested after allegedly following a woman around Kmart so he could videotape her rear."


EP, you in Atlanta???

El Padrino said...

"EP, you in Atlanta???"


you wish

El Padrino said...

Mayor Pushes Washington For Federal Toilet Paper Tax...


shhiiiittttt

El Padrino said...

Felt in Bangkok...

suite

El Padrino said...

proof getting old sucks looking at liz taylor pics when she was young and how she aged

goddamn

tem said...

i was shocked to find out that she was still alive. i thought she died about 10 years ago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what kind of animals eat on the subway"

according to blue's comment below the vid, ghetto black beasts do

JFreak said...

Happy Birthday to the Greatest Quarterback that's ever lived.

Spaceman Spiff said...

uncle rico's bday?

Spaceman Spiff said...

jonathan moxon bday?

tem said...

"Happy Birthday to the Greatest Quarterback that's ever lived."



he's not elite /lp

El Padrino said...

uncle rico

hilarious

Spaceman Spiff said...

if the greatest quarterback thats ever lived only wins 1 super bowl, does it make a sound

JFreak said...

48/50

Spaceman Spiff said...

sarah shahi can get it

El Padrino said...

yeah i was saving her for a hump day hottie of the week award

keef said...

"Keef, what do you think about the whole Carson Palmer scenario?"


He's a joke

tem said...

so is your face

El Padrino said...

boom

keef said...

Your face is an OMJ

keef said...

if antonia didnt lose like 10 pounds just from crying i'd be shocked



Fucking fat ginnys*

keef said...

Happy Birthday to the Greatest Quarterback that's ever lived.


He shares it with Chris Bosh

gninniw

El Padrino said...

its also the day tubercolosis was discovered

thanks wiki!

keef said...

Undertaker's bday too

El Padrino said...

aint no grave, can hold me down

El Padrino said...

Vanderjagt birthday too

cue the uncle joey

Todd Packer said...

"do you want to try and find a home game weekend instead?"

home game weekend would be more cash for hotels and bars if Austin is anything like Gainesville

keef said...

Texas' football team sucks. They ain't going to be on gamsday

Todd Packer said...

If the greatest quarterback thats ever lived only wins 1 super bowl, no heisman trophy and zero national championships, does it make a sound"

fixed

Todd Packer said...

"Texas' football team sucks. They ain't going to be on gamsday"

not talking about gameday, just regular home game weekend

tem said...

Off weekend should be cheaper, but I don't care either eway

tem said...

Who do the m/ountaineers play that weekend?

tem said...

why does kiper think carolina is taking blane fucking gabbert at number 1?

Jugdish said...

so stick with the weekend of sept 24th? who is in?

Jugdish said...

i don't think anyone named blaine will have much success in the nfl

tem said...

I don't see why tem wouldn't be in.

Todd Packer said...

24th is a road game for uf, so might be in for the summit

El Padrino said...

no clue until a day before

tem said...

El pad is probably on the no fly list due to not renewing his drivers license

tem said...

Its a shame he hates america

Jugdish said...

especially after all that "love it leave it" talk

El Padrino said...

its renewed

keef said...

"so stick with the weekend of sept 24th? who is in?"


I definitely might be able to maybe make it

Jugdish said...

its renewed



now you can drive your new minivan

Todd Packer said...

"now you can drive your new minivan"



make sure the wheels don't fall off

El Padrino said...

i got an accord

fuck that would rather drive a vagina on wheels

Jugdish said...

the accord must be a dong on wheels

El Padrino said...

heroin in the coochie

El Padrino said...

staring at breasts is good for men

Contract the Gophers said...

"In the annals of Franco-U.S. relations, this is a rare moment indeed when the French can bail America out of an ill-conceived foreign intervention of its own making. Whatever Sarkozy's motives may be, it obliges us to urge him on as long as he, rather than we, is responsible for carrying the primary military burden -- if he wants the glory, he is going to have to earn it."


-yeah, France owes us; this should all be on them

Contract the Gophers said...

"The big Wall Street banks are planning a sneak attack on an essential element of the Wall Street reform law that was passed by Congress last year. They plan to make their move as early as next week.

The target of their attack is the provision limiting the "interchange" fee that the big banks charge retailers and their consumers every time a debit card is used. Right now, so-called "swipe fees" are set by Visa and MasterCard -- who control 80% of all credit card transactions. In other words, they are not subject to competitive market pressure of any sort. They are fixed by the Visa-MasterCard duopoly."



I got my eye on you EP; don't do anything crazy now

Contract the Gophers said...

"Too bad she can't say the same about you.

s"



dynamite (ns)

El Padrino said...

MUUUWOOOAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

MUUUWUUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

keef said...

kod definitely helps us boost our words per comment average

Jugdish said...

i just had a 117 point word against a friend of mine

Contract the Gophers said...

"MUUUWOOOAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

MUUUWUUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"



aitch

JFreak said...

Everyone get their keeper picks in for the keeper league?

El Padrino said...

i want a miniature giraffe

keef said...

The giraffe wants a miniature person. Talk about meant to be

Contract the Gophers said...

"i want a miniature giraffe"


add yourself to the waiting list here:


http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/calves.php

keef said...

LP
So why did you have the last pick in your $ draft if it is a keeper league and you didn't win it last year?

Jugdish said...

kod...summit II...do it

keef said...

good link

El Padrino said...

"LP
So why did you have the last pick in your $ draft if it is a keeper league and you didn't win it last year?"


random

El Padrino said...

also it's my second $$ league, the other i pick first cuz i was last, last year

Contract the Gophers said...

"good link"



yeah, I'm d-u-m when it comes to computers (ns...yall know this by now). My cnp cheat is on my home computer

keef said...

"random"

I axed yesterday

keef said...

Gus Johnson has the FU game

Contract the Gophers said...

"kod...summit II...do it"


absolutely! (ns)

keef said...

"also it's my second $$ league, the other i pick first cuz i was last, last year"

That explains nothing about my question

Contract the Gophers said...

I would have been at the last one if it wasn't for my cousin's funeral...no way I'm missing II if I can possibly help it

tem said...

Gus johnson has your face

tem said...

Its fun when you are pooping at work and someone opens up the main door to the bathroom and sees the big stall is occupied and then just closes the door and leaves instead of using the little stall

keef said...

It's fun when I poop on your face

El Padrino said...

"random"

I axed yesterday"

are we good here pablo?

tem said...

He has the last pick because he is new.

Contract the Gophers said...

"Its fun when you are pooping at work"



nough said

keef said...

"are we good here pablo?"


You didn't answer the question, but sure

tem said...

USA! USA!

tem said...

Is it Friday? What comes after Friday? Goddman these days of the week are difficult.

El Padrino said...

"You didn't answer the question, but sure"


random drawing, determined half hour before draft

keef said...

"random drawing, determined half hour before draft"


OIC. Nerve heard that in a keeper league

Beth said...

"Is it Friday? What comes after Friday? Goddman these days of the week are difficult."

Sounds like someone will be getting TCS points for explaining to Tem about Rebecca Black.

keef said...

crazy

tem said...

Its only done in communist and/or muslim loving drafts.

JFreak said...

Tem, Jug, and Zeke need to pick their keepers.

Keith, you only picked 3, was that intentional? Probably is, but just checking.

JFreak said...

Aitch, you want to take over for zeke?

JFreak said...

Or anyone, really. I don't think there's many choices left.

TP, Beth, kod and aitch.

keef said...

some chick who just parkt* her car in front of mine got out and had one of those pairs of tight pants on with the writing on the ass. It said Fuck Off

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Everyone get their keeper picks in for the keeper league?"

is the freak set deadline tomorrow, still contemplating 1 spot

keef said...

"Keith, you only picked 3, was that intentional? Probably is, but just checking."


Yeah. I only picked three because I didn't think picking 0 would be good

keef said...

"Its only done in communist and/or muslim loving drafts."


Makes sense

JFreak said...

"is the freak set deadline tomorrow, still contemplating 1 spot"

Sure.

tem said...

"Tem, Jug, and Zeke need to pick their keepers."

there is a keeper league?

Spaceman Spiff said...

women clone callers are the worse

El Padrino said...

"OIC. Nerve heard that in a keeper league"


me neither, it's not a keeper league, theat's the other one when i have the 1st pick

Jugdish said...

so i listen to rome once or twice a year...is the hackoff the same thing as the smackoff?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"so i listen to rome once or twice a year...is the hackoff the same thing as the smackoff?"

like the smackoff but for the bad callers

tem said...

how many keepers do we get?

Spaceman Spiff said...

0-6

tem said...

mauer
tex
shin shoo
oswalt
dap grienke
price

JFreak said...

Good work tem.

Jugdish said...

ill need to do my keepers later...mutombo'd at work

El Padrino said...

Phillies GM: Utley likely to start season on DL

Eagles Hall of Famer Bednarik, 85, hospitalized

OPERATION FUCK PHILLY

keef said...

"women clone callers are the worse'


Come on Rachel shave your back

El Padrino said...

captain america looks suite

keef said...

But yeah, chick callers are awful. But I'd like to see that Lisa in Indy chick

keef said...

"me neither, it's not a keeper league, theat's the other one when i have the 1st pick"


I get it now. I thoat* they were bolth* keepers

keef said...

neeeeeeeeeeeep

keef said...

Rangers set rotation, keep Feliz in closer role


smat*

Jugdish said...

Dennis Quaid has a band? I did not know that.

Jugdish said...

Dennis Quaid and The Sharks

El Padrino said...

"Eli Manning and his wife, Abby, welcomed their first child today….a daughter, Ava Frances, 7 lbs, 4 oz"

an elite baby was born today guys

wow, shares the same birthday as big bro

tem said...

if they were smat they'd use peyton's sperm so they could get a good QB.

Jugdish said...

ha!

Jugdish said...

maybe they used cooper's

El Padrino said...

18-1

El Padrino said...

keef sour patch jelly beans

El Padrino said...

keef sour patch jelly beans

JFreak said...

keef sour patch jelly beans

JFreak said...

keef sour patch jelly beans

El Padrino said...

scuba man finds family in tsunami

JFreak said...

That article is so boring.

Read this one about him.

El Padrino said...

blocked, what is he aquaman

JFreak said...

Close enough.

El Padrino said...

groupon sucks

JFreak said...

The dog is always barking at the mailman.

El Padrino said...

thats his job

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

my restaurant.com coupon i got for some place here is worthless.

it cost $3 for a $75 coupon.

I have to spend $150 to use the coupon.

the coupon is for the restaurant at the new hyatt place in grandview.


the "restaurant" at the new hyatt place is a snack bar and the most expensive thing they sell is $7. the don't sell booze. they sell cans of pop, chips, pretzels and ham and turkey sandwiches.

Beth said...

Well hopefully you can afford the $3 hit.



I couldn't!!!

/meiz

Contract the Gophers said...

"my restaurant.com coupon i got for some place here is worthless.

I have to spend $150 to use the coupon.

the "restaurant"...(doesn't) sell booze. they sell cans of pop, chips, pretzels and ham and turkey sandwiches."

-clearly tem is not much into tincture time

tem said...

wft is tincutre?

keef said...

"wow, shares the same birthday as big bro"


Peyton is Eli's kid?

keef said...

Train is a grate band. H is retarded

keef said...

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no

JFreak said...

Masquerade, painted faces on parade?

keef said...

Wall

H said...

"Train is a grate band. H is retarded"

YKHIKTYG?

keef said...

YFIG

Mize said...

"so stick with the weekend of sept 24th? who is in?"


I guess I am

Mize said...

"That explains nothing about my question"


He pickt last because it is his 1st year in the league. N00bs pick last clause.

Mize said...

"random drawing, determined half hour before draft"


Nevermind. Thoat he said yesterday he picked last cuz he was new

H said...

"He pickt last because it is his 1st year in the league. N00bs pick last clause."

Keep playing ketchup

keef said...

Roundtrip from here to Houston that weekend is $380

H said...

"Nevermind. Thoat he said yesterday he picked last cuz he was new"

You cot* up

keef said...

Gus Johnson time

keef said...

Gus johnson is teamed with Reggie miller. Bittersweet

H said...

"Roundtrip from here to Houston that weekend is $380"

How much to Austin? NS

keef said...

FU is gonna roll

Ns

keef said...

Same price to Austin

H said...

around $400 for me Boston to Austin. More expensive to go to Houston.

keef said...

Jimmer....REJECTED

Mize said...

I think I can swing a round trip for about $250

H said...

Would people be getting there Friday or Saturday?

keef said...

"I think I can swing a round trip for about $250"


Long bus ride

JFreak said...

I'll swing your round trip.

keef said...

"Would people be getting there Friday or Saturday?"


Probably

keef said...

Block

keef said...

Bold

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