Tuesday, March 15, 2011

My bracket

First, too soon Gilbert Gottfried, too soon.

Thousands of bodies wash up on Japan's shoreline. That must be gross. The ocean is like a big fucking pool.


In honor of Freak:


1st Round Winners:

Uconn
Purdue
Princeton
Maryland
Penn St
Depaul
Marist
Duke
Tenn
Texas
GA Tech
Ohio St
Okla
Miami
Zona St
Notre Dame
Stanford
St. Johns
North Carolina
Kentucky
Iowa
UCLA
Louisville
Xavier
Baylor
West Virginia
Green Bay
Mich State
Middle Tenn
Flordia State
Rutgers
Texas A&M


You'll have to figure out the remaining winners on your own.

183 comments:

Blue said...

gil's time was up anyway

tem said...

i picked lots of big east in my bracket

El Padrino said...

if you buy someone a plane ticket you should dictate what airport they use

El Padrino said...

milwaukee = mecca

not

El Padrino said...

freak we doing the suicide pool

El Padrino said...

my lov bracket has 3 big easters in final 4 and the champ is big east

my $$$ bracket is not like that

Blue said...

i don't even have a bracket yet.

not sure who's gonna win the play in games

tem said...

"my lov bracket has 3 big easters in final 4 and the champ is big east

my $$$ bracket is not like that"

i will add more big east in mine.

El Padrino said...

what are you waiting for neither play in winner will beat the 6 seeds

only vunerable one is gtown with the wright injury but i dont see that either way

El Padrino said...

japan needs homer simpson

El Padrino said...

these pics, then the video at the bottom, nuts, ust nuts

JFreak said...

"freak we doing the suicide pool"

Didn't seem to be much interest when I mentioned it yesterday.

Still can do it, though.

JFreak said...

I'm going back to sleep. My meeting got cancelled.

El Padrino said...

go back to sleep freak

El Padrino said...

im in on the suicide pool if we do

Blue said...

"what are you waiting for neither play in winner will beat the 6 seeds"

why because they're both shitty big least programs?

tem said...

WVU will lose their first game.

tem said...

reverse suicide pool in the NFL would be fun.

you pick a loser every week. if they win you are out. can't pick the same team twice.

El Padrino said...

"why because they're both shitty big least programs?"

i mentioned gtown
no way in a gazillion years pitt loses

16 seeds never win

El Padrino said...

lov gets better everyday

Blue said...

aren't the playin teams gtown and wvu?

why did the big east get 3 of the 4 play in games?

oh maybe it's because they have 16% of the tourney field

El Padrino said...

good, get the fuck out and stay out, doucher

El Padrino said...

thought i was a donut you tried to glaze me

keef said...

3 big east teams in the final four is hilarity. Don'tchaknow that theyh're all tired from beating each other up all season?

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef calls out EP for his LOV bracket but not his $$$ bracket that doesnt have 3 big leasters in the final 4, ironic, eh?

/H

keef said...

hahaha

keef said...

bobby hurley said jalen rose wouldn't have seen the floor if he went to duke

Blue said...

"bobby hurley said jalen rose wouldn't have seen the floor if he went to duke"

because he would have been academically ineligible?

Blue said...

jimmy king and ray jackson might not have been able to play at Duke, but the other 3 would have started there, no doubt

El Padrino said...

bobby hurley said jalen rose wouldn't have seen the floor if he went to duke

joke

El Padrino said...

"bobby hurley said jalen rose wouldn't have seen the floor if he went to duke"

this is why i hate white poeple

/meiz

El Padrino said...

tell bobby hurley to keep jerking horses off

El Padrino said...

"3 big east teams in the final four is hilarity. Don'tchaknow that theyh're all tired from beating each other up all season?"

that's why its not the $$$ bracket

Blue said...

some yahoo guy has uconn in the final 4..

those guys are tired...like when syracuse went on a run a few years ago...they'll flame out by round 2

keef said...

LP doesn't take LOV challenges seriously

keef said...

They don't get rested having 5 days off?

El Padrino said...

"They don't get rested having 5 days off?"

still a mental and physical grind to do what they did

El Padrino said...

long season keef, im weary myself cant wait til football is over

Blue said...

rough touch gets to you

Blue said...

do you do a lot of film study?

Blue said...

"They don't get rested having 5 days off?"

i don't know, i'm not a scientist

El Padrino said...

no film study that's crazy talk

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB GIF

El Padrino said...

suite shirt superbad fag

El Padrino said...

this kid trying to tell me he wouldnt fuck snooki

damn lie

keef said...

"long season keef, im weary myself cant wait til football is over"


you're not 19 years old

keef said...

I wouldn't fuck snooki with your dick

El Padrino said...

damn lie

El Padrino said...

tyson

Blue said...

snooki is one of those trolls that Charlie Sheen is always talking about

El Padrino said...

that bully vid, details story

keef said...

"damn lie"


ETEO. She's fucking disgusting

El Padrino said...

i'd fuck close to anything, must be me

El Padrino said...

me too

/aitch

El Padrino said...

as long as there is a butthole im in

/meiz

El Padrino said...

gus johnson

El Padrino said...

rip tits

Blue said...

fat kid story is good

El Padrino said...

These are the restaurants that are about to invade your city (if they haven't already): restaurants like Chipotle, Buffalo Wild Wings and Panda Express are among the fastest growing chains in the country.

Five Guys is by far the fastest with 38% sales growth and a 35% increase in units in 2010; the next highest is Jimmy John's sub shop with 22% sales growth and 20% increase in units. The list below shows the top ten fastest growing chains.

The top ten. >>>
1. Five Guys
2. Jimmy John's
3. Chipotle
4. BJ's Restaurants
5. Yard House
6. Cheddar's
7. Buffalo Wild Wings
8. Firehouse Subs
9. Noodles & Co.
10. Panda Express

El Padrino said...

No harry baals building after all freak

El Padrino said...

Autopsy: Texas Hoops Star Died of Enlarged Heart

keef said...

BJ's Restaurants

Home of the Pizookie

keef said...

I'm glad the wnba bitch got kickt off the next best restaurant show. She was awful

El Padrino said...

hey lets higher a raunchy comic then fire him when he behaves like a raunchy comic!

/aflac execs

El Padrino said...

"I'm glad the wnba bitch got kickt off the next best restaurant show. She was awful"

fucking spolier

/keef

El Padrino said...

snake bites titty, dies

Blue said...

that restaurant show is decent...has some good ideas

keef said...

Yeah I like the grilled cheese one

El Padrino said...

none of those ideas comes close to Cheeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone get a MMOD email this year

El Padrino said...

no

keef said...

Paging Dr. Andrews...

/andrew bailey

keef said...

"anyone get a MMOD email this year"

No but I downloaded a CBS app on my ipad that will have all the games

keef said...

"none of those ideas comes close to Cheeks"

Then why aren't you on the show?

El Padrino said...

"No but I downloaded a CBS app on my ipad that will have all the games"

wow becoming an apple douche quick i see

El Padrino said...

you gonna buy black rimmed glasses and wear con all stars low tops soon keef?

keef said...

Your* right. I should throw it away

keef said...

I know you don't read the comments here, so I'll recap. I didn't buy it.

El Padrino said...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys’ I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the vodka went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

(Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her ‘MIDNIGHT’… she didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked her why, she said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

keef said...

And I don't wear glasses. I'm not blind

El Padrino said...

"I know you don't read the comments here, so I'll recap. I didn't buy it."

yay you won it, i know

El Padrino said...

"And I don't wear glasses. I'm not blind"

non-prescription

El Padrino said...

like the hipsters

keef said...

I'm in 2nd place right now in a contest to win another ipad

El Padrino said...

happy birthday chuck norris

El Padrino said...

"I'm in 2nd place right now in a contest to win another ipad"

shove it up your ass if you win it

El Padrino said...

sorry i'm irritable

JFreak said...

"No harry baals building after all freak"

huh?

El Padrino said...

oh you havent been following the ft wayne indiana harry baals story?

JFreak said...

Why would I follow news about fort wayne?

El Padrino said...

it was a internet fodder for weeks and i linked it here at one point

go back to sleep freak

El Padrino said...

Jeremy Brenno, a 16 year-old golfer from Gloversville, New York, was killed when he threw his club against a bench in a fit of rage, breaking the shaft. Part of the shaft bounced back and pierced his heart

JFreak said...

"i linked it here at one point"

You're really not the person to be lampooning someone else on that.

And I've never regularly clicked your links anyway. Most of them suck.

Most of all, what the hell are you talking about?

El Padrino said...

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

El Padrino said...

harry baals

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jeremy Brenno, a 16 year-old golfer from Gloversville, New York, was killed when he threw his club against a bench in a fit of rage, breaking the shaft. Part of the shaft bounced back and pierced his heart"

should have went to his happy place

El Padrino said...

TMZ spoke with a family member of one of the kids ... who told us the bully was suspended for twenty-one days following the incident and the kid being bullied was suspended for 4 -- since he was violent as well.

We're also told the kid on the receiving end of the vicious body slam did not suffer any serious injuries ... despite the fact he came off the ground with a severe limp.

Sources tell us the kid who was being bullied is handling the media attention surprisingly well -- and is "very happy" he's received so much support.

Blue said...

fat kid is awesome

Blue said...

he'll be on tosh.0 next season

tem said...

tosh retired

keef said...

bgk has a 102° fever now. Goddman

keef said...

go back to sleep freak



It's go back to bed

El Padrino said...

"bgk has a 102° fever now. Goddman"

stay calm, babies usually run higher temps it's normal

as long as she is hydrated/eating not throwing up or diarrhea

keef said...

"Sources tell us the kid who was being bullied is handling the media attention surprisingly well "

Wait, I thought aitch was the fat kid

keef said...

"stay calm, babies usually run higher temps it's normal

as long as she is hydrated/eating not throwing up or diarrhea"


I'm calm as the other side of the pillow

El Padrino said...

it's cool

and good

keef said...

She had normal temp yesterday and doc said if it gets above 100.4 that we have to take her back in. So I'm going to pick her up now to take back to the doc.

keef said...

I know it's cool, mayne

keef said...

I guess I gotta put * after everything

El Padrino said...

"I know it's cool, mayne"

i know you know that

and it's man

S

El Padrino said...

On January 12, 2007, Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman and a mother of 3, from Rancho Cordova, California, was found dead in her home by her mother, hours after trying to win one of Nintendo's Wii game consoles. KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating. A nurse actually called the radio station to warn them about the danger in which they were putting people, but the disc jockeys were less than impressed. Lucy Davidson, the winner of the contest, was severely sickened while picking up her prize. Civil charges against the radio station were filed by Jennifer's family,[22] and the family was eventually awarded $16.5 million in the ensuing wrongful death lawsuit.[23] The FCC has launched its own investigation to determine if the station violated the terms of its operating license.

keef said...

I just hate that she's sick now because she's getting thermometers stuck up her ass. Don't want her getting any idears

keef said...

That Wii story is really old cumfast

El Padrino said...

i know

El Padrino said...

piece

El Padrino said...

hope bgas feels better

keef said...

thanks

Blue said...

sick kids are the worse

H said...

"keef calls out EP for his LOV bracket but not his $$$ bracket that doesnt have 3 big leasters in the final 4, ironic, eh?

/H"

Not unfunny

H said...

"I wouldn't fuck snooki with your dick"

^^^^^^^

H said...

"me too

/aitch"

untrue

H said...

LOV jumped the shark again

H said...

Watching Family Guy reruns. Keef is pissed.

H said...

AJA Keef, what did the doc say about bgas?

Mize said...

What's the bracket info?

JFreak said...

"What's the bracket info?"

It's at top of the last post.

H said...

"What's the bracket info?"

Meiz is doing his best EP impression

Mize said...

"It's at top of the last post."

I'm an idiot

Mize said...

I hate my bracket

H said...

"I hate my bracket"

Your bracket hates you

JFreak said...

Jerry Jones is a tool

He tried to lead a walk out on the negotiations. And that imbecile Jerry Richardson was going to go with him.

Mize said...

Goddman 2k11. I must've been too good too soon. Seems like I'm in a jam damn near every inning now.

Mize said...

"He tried to lead a walk out on the negotiations. And that imbecile Jerry Richardson was going to go with him."


Hilarious

H said...

"Goddman 2k11. I must've been too good too soon. Seems like I'm in a jam damn near every inning now."

Don't you want it to be a challenge?

keef said...

"AJA Keef, what did the doc say about bgas?"

Just got home from the doc. She has bronchiolitis rsv, a double ear infection, and a UTI. They were gonna admit her to the hospital but then said she could come home tonight but have to go back to the doc tomorrow

keef said...

H and jug and blue need to join the bracket

H said...

"Just got home from the doc. She has bronchiolitis rsv, a double ear infection, and a UTI. They were gonna admit her to the hospital but then said she could come home tonight but have to go back to the doc tomorrow"

Rough dude. Sorry to hear it.

keef said...

Thanks. I'm handling it a Brazilian times better than cmk is

JFreak said...

"Rough dude. Sorry to hear it."

^^^^^^^^^^^

keef said...

I don't even know, where the fuck is the final four this year?

keef said...

Thanks freak

JFreak said...

I think it's Houston.

keef said...

Jug should have hosted the summit during the final four

keef said...

College sports suck

/mize

H said...

Bracket done and I signed up for the Y! FMLB. I will finish last in both.

H said...

xnij

keef said...

Thanks.

H said...

np

Mize said...

H, don't be Rev with the FMLB.

Or Mize with the FNBA.

Todd Packer said...

sorry to hear about bgas... hope she is feeling better soon

keef said...

Thanks Todd

Todd Packer said...

ep's snooki comment is mind bottling

Todd Packer said...

"Thanks. I'm handling it a Brazilian times better than cmk is"

nice job... it's not always easy staying calm when dealing with a sick kid

JFreak said...

Apparently tosh.0 is actually taking a break.

keef said...

ep's snooki comment is mind bottling



This

JFreak said...

"thanks all. sadly gary mann at comedy central is forcing the show to take a long vacation. still hoping to make 20 more eps this year"

Wonder what this is all about. Tosh.0 is CC's highest rated show.

Todd Packer said...

"Apparently tosh.0 is actually taking a break."

apparently Keith was right

JFreak said...

"apparently Keith was right"

Yeah. I figured it was just a joke. Near the beginning of the third season, same kind of wording as what Chappelle said.

keef said...

I just reposted what he tweeted

Todd Packer said...

"Yeah. I figured it was just a joke. Near the beginning of the third season, same kind of wording as what Chappelle said."

I thought the same thing too

JFreak said...

Gary Mann

Todd Packer said...

tem didn't pick the uf/ucsb game in his post

JFreak said...

Tem picked a bunch of teams to win that aren't in the tournament.

I'm not sure what he was doing.

keef said...

I'm not sure what tem is doing a lot of the time

keef said...

I love watching roasts

keef said...

Snoop is a good roaster

H said...

"I love watching roasts"

^^^^^

keef said...

The Situation is not funny

keef said...

Lots of ::blank silence:: at the situation's jokes

keef said...

Done

H said...

Get some rest, Keef. I doubt you've slept much the last few days.

keef said...

I meant lov is done

H said...

And I meant you should get some rest.

keef said...

Oic. I'm not tired. Watching beisbol

H said...

Just off tonight or did you quit HD?

keef said...

Stayed home tonight with the baby

keef said...

good story

JFreak said...

"good story"

And another story detailing how terrible of an owner Donald Sterling is.

tem said...

Sucks about bgas. Hope she feels better. Aja those are the exact same things neice of fmtem had. She got better.

tem said...

I'm sure you guys can figure out the games I was picking

Blue said...

postage due

Contract the Gophers said...

"Tosh.0 is CC's highest rated show."


seriously? I'm shocked it does better than Daily and Colbert (ns)

Beth said...

From the bible about Tosh.0:

He made the news on July 13, 2010, for beating both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert in ratings to have the highest rated non-animated show on the network. Tosh.0 is averaging 2.2 million viewers beating The Daily Show by 200,000 viewers and is beating The Colbert Report by 800,000 viewers.

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