Thursday, March 10, 2011

Jug Thursday

H asked about Summitt II last night...I'll throw a weekend out there. How does the weekend of Sept 24th work for everyone?

I need a spot started next week as I'm going to Vegas. I dap Mize to start. I'm going to Vegas for cgjid's birthday, she is turning the big 3-0. There are a few others going with us. I was bummed to learn that our flight leaves to come back on Thursday at 10. No tourney games for Jug in Vegas.

You know maybe if that lawyer checked the red exclamation point in that email to Tressel then this whole thing may never have happened.

Keef mentioned the prank of the week on Tosh last night...that was hilarity. The atomic situp. We did it differently back in school...we put the towel over their head and spun them around, told them they'd be too dizzy to do one situp. The results were the same...hilarity.

Tem

Wade says he isn't going to watch TV until the crying jokes stop...hilarity.

That's all I got today...TPS is being a pain.

162 comments:

Blue said...

first!

Todd Packer said...

2nd

keef said...

3st

El Padrino said...

4th

El Padrino said...

tps has been unruly this week

keef said...

Nah

keef said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

im off thurs and fri next week

El Padrino said...

man everyone goes to vegas but me

El Padrino said...

i was reading an article this morning on greek debt and there was a quote from a baker where he said, "The Greeks are smart, we gave the world art, great food and democracy but they cant run a government."

first thing i said to myself was

so they are not smart, got it

El Padrino said...

damn you keef

keef said...

I haven't been to Vegas since my bach party

El Padrino said...

i havent been there since i was 22? or 23 i cant remember

El Padrino said...

it was balls out fun thats what i remember

El Padrino said...

wow look a France growing some balls

El Padrino said...

who knew

keef said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

this guy talks on the phone so annoyingly that i perioodically disconnect his phone when he goes home

i think he's on to it, usually he panics and creates a defcon level 3 but today he just quietly figured it out and is using the phone now

i will now resort to more stealthy tactics, possibly ripping ethernet from floor

Blue said...

ep should have signed with the frenchies

El Padrino said...

instead of saying wall, which is SO ANNOYING, make a comment

tell a story, make an observation, post a link, post a titty, make a joke, cnp a headline, talk shop, dap me, etc

El Padrino said...

"ep should have signed with the frenchies"

brits called me the other day, we'll see

Blue said...

you don't want to work in pounds

El Padrino said...

did i mention i love that commerical when the two guys are one the ski lift and the one dude asks if it was alright to talk to his former gf and he was all chill about it until the guy starts talking to her then throws the phone off the mountain

good stuff

El Padrino said...

"you don't want to work in pounds"

we might not want to work in dollar pretty soon

keef said...

Did I tell you about the time I climbed that WALL

keef said...

miguel is a mess

Spaceman Spiff said...

not festivus but i got to air some grievances about chopped all stars, finally got around to watching the first episode

the first group of people were not all stars, thought the show was gonna be top food network people not people who failed to get on the network. there's no difference between the failed network star contestants and the usual chopped contestants, failed network stars are actually probably worse than the usual peeps. Don't remember them being shown on the commercials, was SAS.

Also, if you are gonna have the failures on this show, why the fuck did they group them all together in one round to ensure that one of them makes the finals? WFT, spread them out in each group so they can get destroyed, and would make for a better final group

i just jinxed the other peeps, and the fat failed network star contestant will win now

El Padrino said...

agree spiff

El Padrino said...

then the fat gay guy wins to make it worse

El Padrino said...

that competition, not sure the full roster but i think aaron sanchez or robert irvine will win

guys like duff and that claire whatever will get torched

El Padrino said...

his dinner impossible shows are always timed, advantage

El Padrino said...

glad one fo the womanz left top chef last night too

El Padrino said...

thought antonia was done, that dish was awful

El Padrino said...

fat mike stepping up

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that competition, not sure the full roster but i think aaron sanchez or robert irvine will win"

yea, irvine has an edge from his normal show, i wanna see the judges compete, conant and zakarian

keef said...

Fucking LP can never just wait an extra day for that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"thought antonia was done, that dish was awful"

track record, even though dale didnt get the same courtesy, they need 1 strong female in there

Spaceman Spiff said...

blais on suicide watch

El Padrino said...

fuckl facebook, for real man fuck them

keef said...

LP is so jealous. It's awesome

El Padrino said...

"blais on suicide watch"

yeah what a sad sack

El Padrino said...

"LP is so jealous. It's awesome"

of course i am, do you know how much a billion dollars is

El Padrino said...

that is not the reason i boycott facebook though

keef said...

do you know how much a billion dollars is


I've heard it's a lot

El Padrino said...

damn straight it seems as if we are in the era of the social media boom

there are over 300 social media sites, some you've never heard of that are clocking money

also, all the silicon valley companies that support them

El Padrino said...

this groupon guy is on there

groupon fucking blows how did this compnay clock a billy

keef said...

Groupon has good deals

keef said...

LP hates saving money

keef said...

Gonna hit up spring training on Saturday

El Padrino said...

every deal groupon has mailed me was useless

Spaceman Spiff said...

groupon has good shit out here, used it a few times

keef said...

Some dude has been tweeting EA about her schnoz. Hilarity. And no it's not me

Spaceman Spiff said...

her nose looks extra large in that commercial where she calls bobby knight

keef said...

o:fb

keef said...

Where's everyone at today?

El Padrino said...

erin andrews is a saint

Jugdish said...

O:FNY

Blue said...

our company uses groupon to sell product.

they take 50% of whatever somebody pays...costs them nothing...it's a fucking genius business plan

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

via freak tweet
"More than 30 people, including the actress known as "Snoop" from the Baltimore-based HBO series "The Wire," were arrested Thursday morning across the city and its surrounding counties in connection with a large-scale heroin and marijuana operation."

idiot didnt watch her own show

El Padrino said...

"I just spoke with Harshit in DTC"

oh yeah and what did shithead say?

El Padrino said...

aflac

El Padrino said...

when old people fall it's a serious situation

El Padrino said...

"it's a fucking genius business plan"

it is

El Padrino said...

im tired, need tigers blood

keef said...

"hilarity"


Holy Finkle

keef said...

O:FB

El Padrino said...

hockey play to me

El Padrino said...

plus it happened in Canada so did it really happen?

Blue said...

why does a grown ass man have a "legal guardian"

El Padrino said...

probably cuz his daddy is in jail and his momma died of heroin overdose or aids and he never updated the legal papers once he became a "grown as sman"

Jugdish said...

danieltosh let me remind you that you have not lost a single championship since you joined forces. @chrisbosh @dwadeofficial @kingjames 1/2 FULL!!


hilarity

keef said...

"hockey play to me"


Yeah definitely. That's why it's grate* that the police are involved because it's Boston

keef said...

Dice K is getting diced up

Blue said...

ep asked about keeping Chacin the other day I think, right?


I think he's gonna have a tremendous year, definitely in the rotation all season, should have a high K number too

keef said...

Uconn wins at the buzzer

keef said...

I jinxed Pitt

El Padrino said...

I think he's gonna have a tremendous year, definitely in the rotation all season, should have a high K number too


thanks

keef said...

Pitt dude looked like a fool guarding Kimba Walker

tem said...

80th

tem said...

femtem is going to vegas for march madness. tem is not.

tem said...

pat white is a saint.

Jugdish said...

someone just dropped a "your face" joke on rev on facebook

El Padrino said...

if nick evans doesnt make the team im gonna throw a shit fit

keef said...

His middle name is Reginald. He's white

El Padrino said...

kimba

always cracks me up

is his fathers name Mustafa? or does he have a sister named Simba?

keef said...

Kemba's parents are from Antigua, apparently

El Padrino said...

i really want to eat a croquembouche

by myself

El Padrino said...

im gonna order one for my sons christening

Blue said...

sushi for lunch today for me

why couldn't this be tomorrow

El Padrino said...

cmep wants pizza tonight

said the smae thing to her, why not tomorrow

keef said...

I would like to travel to see the great WALL of china

El Padrino said...

acid attack

El Padrino said...

like i said, acid attack

Spaceman Spiff said...

over a top down convertible through the legs dunk

blake griffin should give back his heisman*

Spaceman Spiff said...

kemba walker vid

clumsy behemoth guarding him is hilarity

El Padrino said...

oh damn

El Padrino said...

epic 5 year old wrestler

El Padrino said...

keef's vacation

Spaceman Spiff said...

you say he's epic now, then you'll say he sucks when he's in the UFC 15 years from now

Jugdish said...

keef's vacation



hilarity

El Padrino said...

epic taco fight remixed with Streetfighter sounds

El Padrino said...

hilarity when striped kid nails him they bust out the TIGER UPPERCUT

i would have went with a ahyukan

El Padrino said...

street fighter 2 is one of my favorite games of all time

top 3

Jugdish said...

epic taco fight remixed with Streetfighter sounds


good stuff

Jugdish said...

going to the houston rodeo tonight

you're all jealous

Blue said...

this event has been blacked out in your area


fuck you espn 360

El Padrino said...

cuse putting st johns in its place

El Padrino said...

back to TC for a min, Kevin got HUGE

tem said...

"you say he's epic now, then you'll say he sucks when he's in the UFC 15 years from now"

because el pad likes little boys

El Padrino said...

why cuz im catholic

Jugdish said...

i just had my 260th tweet...mize scoffs at me

Jugdish said...

jug is trying to plan a family party for my parents 40th wedding anniversary.

jug's brother and wife say they can't make it because they say they are going to the lake that weekend. her family owns the lakehouse and they go there all the time. this is my parent's 40th anniversary...i don't feel they should skip the party for a routine trip to the lake, an hour away.

Am i wrong in this?

El Padrino said...

"Am i wrong in this?"


you are right, book it, brother will cave

kill all the gophers said...

Am i wrong in this?


I agree with you; although I don't see the 40th as one of the major anniversaries (like 2, 10, 25 and 50 are IMO)

Jugdish said...

I agree with you; although I don't see the 40th as one of the major anniversaries (like 2, 10, 25 and 50 are IMO)


it might not be known as one of the big ones, but we've never done anything big for them on their anniversary. They are both in their 60s (like TP), so I'd like to do something special for them.

keef said...

i just had my 260th tweet...mize scoffs at me

Pthats why I don't follow you. You fill up my board

/freak

El Padrino said...

going to the houston rodeo tonight

this is ridiculous

keef said...

"Am i wrong in this?"

Can you plan another weekend.,

Jugdish said...

Can you plan another weekend.,

i could, and i do understand its short notice for my brother. I planned it for the day of their anniversary, March 20th.

If it wasn't something they do mutilple times throughout the summer then I wouldn't insist that they reschedule so much

Jugdish said...

this is ridiculous



its more fun than you'd think

Jugdish said...

aja, rodeo is a fun time of year in houston. 3 weeks of festival, carnival, concerts, and booze.

Generally I'll make it into the rodeo for the last few events and some kids stuff which is actually pretty funny.

Jugdish said...

then the concert of course

Jugdish said...

mutton bustin

Jugdish said...

calf scramble

El Padrino said...

nice taco bell

El Padrino said...

piece

kill all the gophers said...

"They are both in their 60s (like TP), so I'd like to do something special for them."


yeah, I think that's really cool of you to do (ns)

keef said...

Gophers didn't look good

keef said...

Sheffield is on MLBN now. He's awful

Blue said...

anniversary #2 is a special one?

keef said...

#2 is special because it reminds kod of butt play

Todd Packer said...

"They are both in their 60s (like TP)"

I hate you, jug

keef said...

Buffalo wing Ruffles are grate

keef said...

Mize, you gonna watch Cotto/Mayorga on Saturday?

H said...

"Mize, you gonna watch Cotto/Mayorga on Saturday?"

Should be a good fight no?

keef said...

Hahahahahaha

Mike Tyson hilarity


FF to 1:40

keef said...

Should be a good fight no


Should be

H said...

Work until 2 am then off til Monday. Woot!

H said...

Show tomorrow night. The bar is attached to a hotel. The whole band got rooms so we can have an afterparty. Will definitely be a wild time.

Mize said...

"Mize, you gonna watch Cotto/Mayorga on Saturday?"


You know it.

Mize said...

Hell yes. Sal bought the pizza place in Cedarburg back from the schmuck he sold it to because he couldn't stand to have a place with his name on it be so unreliable and have such poor quality food.

Sal's is BACK, baby!

Mize said...

It would be in poor taste to FACE! my friend that just posted she got fired today, right?

H said...

"It would be in poor taste to FACE! my friend that just posted she got fired today, right?"

I'm gonna go with a yes on this one.

JFreak said...

"instead of saying wall, which is SO ANNOYING, make a comment"

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keef said...

Maybe I'll just spam the blog with inane rev comments instead

JFreak said...

"every deal groupon has mailed me was useless"

Been on the list for 4 weeks and haven't used a single one.

keef said...

Check out the Michigan man!

JFreak said...

Talked to the OSU beat reporter today.

He said media in Columbus was going crazy over Tressel.

keef said...

That's because that's all that Columbus worries about

JFreak said...

He also said Tressel was kind of a dick in the press conference. Purposefully drew out his answers so the media could get fewer questions in. And then refused to answer anything but puff questions.

keef said...

I could see that. He seems like an Eddie Haskell type

kill all the gophers said...

anniversary #2 is a special one?


yeah, I guess not. I was just thinking the end of the honeymoon phase

keef said...

That Pia chick on AI is so goddman hot

Todd Packer said...

No crying for the heat tonight

Mize said...

I broke down and started two MLB 2k11 Careers.

SP in one

SS/CF in the other


I'm not terrible at either yet

keef said...

Are you a millionaire yet

Jugdish said...

stern sounds like he is with the mob

Jugdish said...

japan got rocked last night.

i have friends in Hawaii...one should be out of the danger area...not sure about the others

Jugdish said...

don't you mean "danger zone"?

/tp

Jugdish said...

O:FE

Jugdish said...

Great Wall Marathon


kinda cool

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