Thursday, March 17, 2011

I think Jug is in Vegas

I remember him saying something like that. But not saying that particularly...then he was tweeting all these cool pictures of sbarro's and sock stores that I remembered.

Tourney starts today, in case you didn't know.

I'm very ill prepared.

Jokes cut from the Donald Trump roast broadcast: These were all by the Situation

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ...Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

Straight Awesome

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JFreak said...

Let the madness begin.

Blue said...

freak is mad that butler is going to lose in the first round

tem said...

WVU is going to lose today.

Blue said...

yep xinjer

tem said...

no jinx. write it down in the same pen you use to write down my UFC picks.

keef said...

So they're gonna win. Got it

Contract the Gophers said...

Wava advantage


Wilbon was talking about this the other day on PTI; they should play the first 4 games in the arena where the winner will play.

El Padrino said...

WVU gonna slam Clemson

El Padrino said...

happy st patty's day TP

JFreak said...

"freak is mad that butler is going to lose in the first round"

Not even.

keef said...

play ball

JFreak said...

It has begun!

JFreak said...

Anyone know what regional Gus Johnson is doing?

JFreak said...

Gus is doing OSU-UTSA, George Mason-Villanova, Xavier-Marquette and Syracuse-Indiana St.

keef said...

why did you axe?

JFreak said...

I asked because I was curious. Then I figured no one was going to give me the answer in quick fashion, so I looked myself.

Todd Packer said...

"happy st patty's day TP"

busted out the green shirt today.... it's not keith lime green shirt though

Todd Packer said...

not going to the gator game tonight eventhough it's right here in Tampa.... weak

Todd Packer said...

gonna try and go Saturday if they win tonight

keef said...

I am not wearing any green today

keef said...

I've got my tosu polo on today

keef said...

I don't know if I can even name anyone on FU's team. Do they still have that Chandler guy?

H said...

", how bad do you want to have sexy time with that Pia chick on AI? "

Haven't been watching but saw a pic. She's quite hot. Can she sing?

JFreak said...

I don't own any green clothing.

keef said...

Oh I thought you were AI guy. She's probably the best on the show. Last night she comes on and cmk says "You think she's hot huh?" I said she's not hot, she's really hot

keef said...

I have a green Wrigley Field t-shirt

keef said...

and a green Callahan's Auto Parts t-shirt.

Spaceman Spiff said...

is there an in between view for MMOD, or is it just tiny or full screen

H said...

I watched the auditions and whatnot. I have a severe hatred of J-Lo so it eventually overwhelmed me and I had to stop watching.

keef said...

j-lo hates you too

Todd Packer said...

"I don't know if I can even name anyone on FU's team. Do they still have that Chandler guy?"

yeah, chandler parsons is still on the team.... he was sec player of the year this season

The gaurds are too small and streaky. they could easily lose tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WVU gonna slam Clemson"

fucking EP

keef said...

"they could easily lose tonight"


You gnixnij sonofabitch

keef said...

"fucking EP"


^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

found the good tweener view, suite

Todd Packer said...

"You gnixnij sonofabitch"

thank you

Spaceman Spiff said...

clemson guys' goggles are hilarity, coke bottles

JFreak said...

"gnixnij"

this could almost be pronounced the same way as jinxing.

keef said...

yeah that's almost a suite palindrone (palindrome?)

keef said...

Wava ends the half with a flurry

JFreak said...

TruTV just switched to being TBS. And then back. That was weird.

Blue said...

tru-tv is getting some good pub

Blue said...

finalized the deal on the new car today.

missed 1st halves, not a big deal

but i come back and the game I want to watch has been at commercial for like 18 minutes

tem said...

blue boat* another beemer?

Blue said...

not another...just the first one.

just took 3 weeks

tem said...

enjoy the $5,000 repairs.

Blue said...

covered

Blue said...

did get to drive my dream car today whilst waiting for cmblue to show up.

mercedes sl 550


fucking suite car...but blue doesn't have 100K$ to buy one

JFreak said...

"but blue doesn't have 100K$ to buy one"

Sell the third house.

JFreak said...

March Madness and St. Patty's day seem like they might be a bad combination.

JFreak said...

People already party for the tourney. St. Patty's could put it over the top.

Blue said...

it's the perfect storm

keef said...

Probably better than having them on back to back days and people getting fuckt up twice

keef said...

how come blue isn't at the games in Denver?

JFreak said...

There's no local news break this year.

Awesome.

JFreak said...

Games just run all day.

keef said...

"Games just run all day."

suite

Blue said...

WVU starting to play now

Blue said...

"how come blue isn't at the games in Denver?"


Audit

JFreak said...

Wava was probably just a bit rusty.

Clemson played three games since wava played their last game.

tem said...

they'll blow it

JFreak said...

Morehead State is on fire.

keef said...

"Audit"

I thought you got a BMW

keef said...

OMJ

keef said...

My work shorted me $500 on my last paycheck. Payroll lady is saying she didn't get one of my incentive forms that was for $500. This won't end well

Blue said...

"I thought you got a BMW"

company audit, not me audit

can't take any time off first 3 weeks of March

keef said...

My guess is that my boss fuckt* it up, she's kind of a moron.

Blue said...

oh, ha

blue is slow

Blue said...

mazulla guy is kind of a punk

tem said...

he is from new england.

tem said...

/ new york

tem said...

he is from new england / new york / new jersey / earth.

Blue said...

time to switch back to ODU/Butler

JFreak said...

Butler's in foul trouble.

Ugh.

tem said...

butler graduated last year

tem said...

louisville off to a great start

JFreak said...

Butler already has 6 fouls with 13:37 left on the clock.

JFreak said...

And there's the 7. Not good. Not good. Not good.

tem said...

he should have fouled out after 5.

JFreak said...

Tem is a tard.

tem said...

so is your face

keef said...

Temple/PSU over under should be 87

keef said...

Butler's 15 minutes is over

Blue said...

sweet dunk by clemson dude

keef said...

Bill Frieder is the radio announcer for the Tucson games. I thought he died

ns

JFreak said...

Butler finishes since '07: Runner up, Sweet Sixteen, Second round, First round

OSU since '07: Runner up, Sweet Sixten, First Round, NIT

keef said...

We're in 2011

JFreak said...

If Butler is relevant anymore, then neither is Ohio State.

JFreak said...

isn't*

keef said...

We can go all the way back to 1940 and compare national championships if you want

keef said...

"If Butler is relevant anymore, then neither is Ohio State."

Who said anything about relevance?

JFreak said...

You said 15 minutes were up as if they were a short fad that was going away.

They aren't.

keef said...

But one of those 2 teams was #1 for much of this season

JFreak said...

"Who said anything about relevance?"

You did. When you said their 15 minutes were up.

keef said...

"You said 15 minutes were up as if they were a short fad that was going away."


I didn't say they were a short fad. My comment was stating that they blew their load last season

JFreak said...

This is ridiculous

Blue said...

gonzaga has been in the tournament 13 straight seasons

Blue said...

refs blew that call, should have been a travel

Blue said...

wVU guy just took over the game

keef said...

freak is all defensive about a team that he didn't outwardly cheer for here until they made the final four last year

Blue said...

butler's 15 minutes is up

keef said...

Radio announcer just said that John Beilein's 1-3-1 is working well for wava.

He's announcing in 2008

JFreak said...

"didn't outwardly cheer for here"

I forgot lov takes precedence over real life.

Blue said...

that howard kid on butler is a douche

keef said...

apology accepted

Blue said...

is inwardly cheering different?

Blue said...

get up you pussy

keef said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

good call tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

buzzer beater by the ogre!

El Padrino said...

the magic continues

El Padrino said...

back to the pitino game

Spaceman Spiff said...

cousin sal loses again

JFreak said...

BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!

El Padrino said...

no crib shopping, this is acytualyl working out

eating fried macaroni balls and drinking beer

corn beef dinner at uncles later

El Padrino said...

im liking shis anchor coverage from charles, kenny, anthony and ej

El Padrino said...

didnt ej have a stroke?

looks like it never happened

El Padrino said...

#35 on morehead st is a killer

Blue said...

literally or figuratively

Blue said...

gus johnson says:


the butler did it again!!!!

Blue said...

blue already 0-2

Spaceman Spiff said...

thank you wade

fuck fat perk

Contract the Gophers said...

"blue already 0-2"


me too; and I had both in the sweet 16

Spaceman Spiff said...

"me too; and I had both in the sweet 16"

clemson in the suite 16, shirley* you jest

tem said...

"Radio announcer just said that John Beilein's 1-3-1 is working well for wava."


huggy started using it some last year and a lot this year.

he uses it at the end of games alot. he has had a lot of success with it.

tem said...

"good call tem"

i m smrt

tem said...

my picking skillz rivals el pads

Spaceman Spiff said...

louisville playing like shit

keef said...

"huggy started using it some last year and a lot this year."


OIC

keef said...

WE WANT MOREHEAD!

keef said...

Congrats freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite, think i have louisville in 8

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice drive and dish right there

keef said...

listening to the games on the radio just isn't the same. Obviously

keef said...

goddman free throws

keef said...

goddamn morehead

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

guy guarding him was backed off a foot WFT?

keef said...

fuck Louisville

keef said...

fucking big least

JFreak said...

That Morehead State kid has some onions.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice no call ref, fucker

keef said...

at least I only had them in the suite 16

keef said...

"nice no call ref, fucker"

Radio guy said it was a wonderful no call

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice D there, didnt jump or anything, goddman it

keef said...

of course, bolth radio guys were openly cheering for Morehead

keef said...

I'm always rooting for Morehead

Spaceman Spiff said...

phaggot white boy was depending on a call, gave himself no way to get the ball up, just tried to lean into the defender, idiot

JFreak said...

Yeah, Morehead guy got all ball.

Pintino's an early finisher.

keef said...

"phaggot white boy was depending on a call, gave himself no way to get the ball up, just tried to lean into the defender, idiot"


He was spent from having to play against the Big East all year

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

actually only have louisville in 16, nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking deeeep 3 to tie for penn state 14 sec

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice, game winner with 0.4 by temple

JFreak said...

Can't believe that Temple shot went in. Line drived it at the basket. Looked like a shaq free throw.

keef said...

"nice, game winner with 0.4 by temple"

Suite

keef said...

come on Princeton

Blue said...

calipari is dumbfounded

keef said...

caliopari is dumb

*fized

keef said...

calipari

JFreak said...

"calipari is dumbfounded"

You don't need the founded part.

JFreak said...

Double Dragon!

keef said...

freak is going to like my NL preview


or hate it

JFreak said...

"freak is going to like my NL preview


or hate it"

That pretty much covers all the bases.

keef said...

Nah, you could be indifferent

keef said...

Come on Princeton, you nerdy fucks

Blue said...

there is not gray area at LOV

keef said...

"there is not gray area at LOV"

TP's head

JFreak said...

Unless you pick the Cubs to finish below the Astros and Pirates in the Central I probably won't hate it.

Blue said...

kentucky has ratched up the defense,

princeton is dun

keef said...

My goal is to be done with work by 9am tomorrow. We'll see...

JFreak said...

I could see the Cubs finishing anywhere from first to fourth.

JFreak said...

In case you didn't get that from my previous statement.

keef said...

"Unless you pick the Cubs to finish below the Astros and Pirates in the Central I probably won't hate it."

You might hate it because my picks are always bad

keef said...

Noone will finish below the Astros

keef said...

bgas. got bolth me & cmk sick. Goddman kids

JFreak said...

"You might hate it because my picks are always bad"

That's where the indifference comes in.

keef said...

Fuck Kentucky

Blue said...

c'mon northern colorado

JFreak said...

Pitt's fooling around a bit too much.

keef said...

"c'mon northern colorado"

You, you're gonna be like freak now?

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

drive and dish that should have put the game away for louisville

tem said...

"Noone will finish below the Astros"

even the pirates ?

JFreak said...

Wish Princeton would have taken that shot a bit quicker so they could have gotten the ball back after Kentucky's possession.

Spaceman Spiff said...

princeton tied, kentucky will hold for maybe the last shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck yes, kentucky lay in

Spaceman Spiff said...

4 secs

Spaceman Spiff said...

make that 2 secs

JFreak said...

Princeton guy didn't even get the shot off.

Bad form.

Spaceman Spiff said...

last chance heave not even close

Spaceman Spiff said...

seemed like the buzzer went off before the clock was 0

tem said...

your face went off before the clock was 0

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF hilarity

keef said...

This announcer for the sdsu game is smrt. He said "what sdsu wants to do is make northern Colorado take tough shots"

keef said...

even the pirates ?


Nope

keef said...

Sdsu just had an awful 4 on 1

Blue said...

your face is an awful 4 on 1

Blue said...

c'mon richmond

keef said...

Freak, sorry but Reggie is an awful commentator

keef said...

Yes, come on Richmond

keef said...

Bold

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