Wednesday, March 02, 2011

I forgot

I know it's no surprise, but I don't even know what day it is anymore.


I have no idea what's going on in the world other than Carlos Estevez is awesome

Thanks be to tem for letting me into the Y! league, now we need one more team so it's not an odd number...c'mon H/kod/beth

I wonder if zeke ever got married

audit season is a wonderful time in the accounting world. eteo. fucking auditors think you should be at their beck and call...hey man, i got shit to do.

can't even bribe them with stuff nowadays...what a ripoff.

i guess there's been this debate going on at WWL "who would you rather have, Lebron or Carmelo". This is the dumbest debate ever. Anyone who choosed 'melo deserves to have their credentials taken away and never allowed to speak on national television again. I like 'melo, but he's not even close to the same class as Lebron/Kobe. And if for no other reason than LaLa is annoying as shit, i'd pick Lebron everyday and twice on tuesday.

greinke is bruised...too much dapping by meiz i guess

Carson Palmer has $80M in the bank...that's redonk. I'm guessing it's not really in a bank, if it is, he's dumb. But maybe bank to him, is some investment portfolio. Still $80 socked away somewhere is crazy. This is what happens when white people get money, they don't "invest" in bentley's and spinning rims.

march madness is upon us...i have no idea what that means this year..all I know is that BYU will probably lose in the 2nd round, just like last year, a team that can just basically wall off the jimmer can beat byu pretty easily.

today's word of the day is wunderkind...discuss.

116 comments:

El Padrino said...

tits

Blue said...

boobs

El Padrino said...

forgot isla fisher was hot, was on fallon last night

smoker

El Padrino said...

borat eats that

El Padrino said...

there is a show on showtime in which this emily rossum is always naked i heard

Blue said...

who is emily rossum

El Padrino said...

emmy

El Padrino said...

sean penn's daughter in mystic river, so sad, and did you see Poiseidon?

Beth said...

"Thanks be to tem for letting me into the Y! league, now we need one more team so it's not an odd number...c'mon H/kod/beth"

You can go ahead and count me out. I barely know the Braves players well enough for something like that. There are times y'all are debating ______ vs _______ in your league and both names I don't know.

El Padrino said...

there is no skill in fantasdy sports

El Padrino said...

unless its auction draft with a non-traditional scoring scale

Beth said...

"there is no skill in fantasdy sports"

I'd be the equivalent of the octopus that picked World Cup games.

Beth said...

Speaking of picking:

GOLF PICKS!!

(this means you too TP...)

Blue said...

so you'd be awesome...got it

keef said...

Wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"all I know is that BYU will probably lose in the 2nd round"

no doubt, especially since they just kicked a starting forward off the team, violated the honor code

keef said...

He had sex

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, check it

had me laughing for a minute

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare played 37 minutes and didnt grab a defensive rebound, jeebus

El Padrino said...

well the gameplan was to keep howard out the paint defending him

that's not normal

El Padrino said...

mike hasnt found a rotation yet

El Padrino said...

i prefer turiaf start at center, then go small with williams

not start williams then go to turiaf

also, with jeffries, at least despite some of those highlights on the spoof, he can defend a 4 or a weak 5 allowing amare to score in bunches

El Padrino said...

work in progress

keef said...

if you're 6'10", you shouldn't ever not get a defensive rebound in a game

El Padrino said...

what if he calls all the plays?

El Padrino said...

seems like this knick trade has made keef hate the knicks even more than before

El Padrino said...

xbox ($350 retail one)

av. for $325 but comes with Kinect

Kinect is how much?

Jugdish said...

-160

Blue said...

i think kinect is like $100 or something

Blue said...

there's probably a website you could look it up though

Blue said...

"amare played 37 minutes and didnt grab a defensive rebound, jeebus"

that's because melo is an elite rebounder, so he's going to take all that stats from stat

Blue said...

+/- is a worthless NBA stat

Blue said...

serena williams has a heart problem.

mizetumbo is worried

Blue said...

what do teams do with their spring training fields during the rest of the year?

El Padrino said...

serves as a rehabbing type center, mets have a double a team there

Blue said...

are there just fancy baseball fields all over phoenix?

El Padrino said...

single a i meant
st lucie mets

El Padrino said...

i want a cheesesteak

Jugdish said...

What??

/rev

Jugdish said...

Did you say steak?!?!

/rev


movie?

El Padrino said...

why do kids cry/scream/kick when it comes to getting a haircut

Blue said...

"y do kids cry/scream/kick when it comes to getting a haircut"

they know the story of sampson

El Padrino said...

80MM is not alot

El Padrino said...

unless it's straight cash homey

El Padrino said...

Apple CEO Steve Jobs made a surprise appearance at an event in San Francisco to unveil the company's new iPad tablet. Mr. Jobs, who took a medical leave earlier this year, told the audience the company had been working on the product for some time and he "didn't want to miss it."

The iPad 2, which has a dual core processor and two cameras, is thinner and lighter than its predecessor. The new version will start at $499, the same price as the original, and begin shipping March 11. It will be available for both AT&T and Verizon Wireless.


ipad already obsolete

El Padrino said...

well not obsolete but damn, version 2 already

El Padrino said...

i like chocolate alot

Blue said...

"The iPad 2, which has a dual core processor and two cameras, is thinner and lighter than its predecessor. The new version will start at $499, the same price as the original, and begin shipping March 11. It will be available for both AT&T and Verizon Wireless."


hells yeah

Blue said...

"80MM is not alot"

would you ever have to work again if you had $80MM?

I mean what you're 30 and lets say you live to be 80, that's $1.6mm per year without any interest

Blue said...

and that 80mm is after taxes, he's already got it in the bank

El Padrino said...

stadiums never quite built

El Padrino said...

"would you ever have to work again if you had $80MM?"

i corrected myself with the cash statement

keef said...

"seems like this knick trade has made keef hate the knicks even more than before"

Nope. Same hate. Just didn't get the trade. The Kniss didn't have a problem scoring points, so I don't know why they gave up that much for a scorer. And Amare has always been a garbage rebounder. I was just reinforcing that thought. Dude is 6'10", supposed to be an "elite" player, and is averaging < than 9 boards per game for his career and nerve* had a year where he averaged over 10 boards.

keef said...

"are there just fancy baseball fields all over phoenix?"


yep

keef said...

when I played men's league beisbol a few years ago, we played our games on a lot of the practice fields. Like LP said, minor league teams use the stadiums a little, but they really don't get used that much throughout the year. They get used a lot in the fall for the AZ Fall League

El Padrino said...

"Just didn't get the trade"

melo isnt just any scorer

Spaceman Spiff said...

worst meth face

El Padrino said...

steven tyler looks like the Mask

El Padrino said...

i wonder if any of the drivers dine ins or drives that fat head went too went under or no longer exist

Spaceman Spiff said...

doubt it unless by choice, they all have regulars

El Padrino said...

so it seems

Spaceman Spiff said...

sonny weems

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

yummy

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

good stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

another one

25 seconds in

El Padrino said...

good lord

keef said...

"melo isnt just any scorer"

right, I forgot he's a rebounding and defense monster

keef said...

I don't blame you for being excited. People are finally talking about the Kniss in a positive light.

El Padrino said...

"right, I forgot he's a rebounding and defense monster"

he's a prolific scorer

keef said...

"he's a prolific scorer"


They were already 2nd in the league in scoring.

keef said...

You can sell me on the "he brings a new excitement to MSG" angle. You will have a tough time selling me on "he makes the Kniss better"

Spaceman Spiff said...

crunchwrap deal sucked me

El Padrino said...

Celina Tio - Chef/Owner: JULIAN Restaurant, Kansas City, MO, Competing for Harvesters

fail at iron chef cant be top chef master


sorry

El Padrino said...

nba players love tats

El Padrino said...

death

Blue said...

And stats

Blue said...

Kod loves cats

Blue said...

Spiff loves rats

Blue said...

Meiz loves hats

Blue said...

Kerf loves acrobats

El Padrino said...

matt damon made a movie about hats

El Padrino said...

like hats chasing him

El Padrino said...

keef

El Padrino said...

sheen pyramid

Blue said...

Sheen makes me want to join twitter

El Padrino said...

do it

Blue said...

What's his name

El Padrino said...

@charliesheen

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Packers cut LB A.J. Hawk"

El Padrino said...

he was weaksauce

Spaceman Spiff said...

cubs fighting already

"Silva watched the Cubs commit three errors, and served up two home runs in the six-run first. Silva was angry coming into the dugout, and apparently some words were exchanged with someone else in the dugout. Players scrambled to break it up."
"Silva and Aramis were the Cubs scufflers. Ramirez calls it "misunderstanding," says he's never been a "troublemaker.""

gonna be a long season freak

Blue said...

I dOnt think that's him

Spaceman Spiff said...

its a verified account

keef said...

"crunchwrap deal sucked me"


yo tambien

Spaceman Spiff said...

sheen got help from a company

they must have schooled him on twitpics, hashtags, etc, thats why he looked like a pro tweeter from tweet 1

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Patriots’ Stephen Neal retires"

O:FB

Mize said...

"serena williams has a heart problem.

mizetumbo is worried"


No, I'm not a Serena guy

Mize said...

I'm aiming for some birthday strange this weekend.

Mize said...

"they must have schooled him on twitpics, hashtags, etc, thats why he looked like a pro tweeter from tweet 1"


Yeah, the hastagging thing threw me off.

Mize said...

hash, even.

keef said...

Chick braking* her ankles on Tosh was awful

keef said...

Went to Sport Clips today for a hairscut, scalp massage, back massage, and hot towel on the face. If they gave happy endings there I would go once a week

Mize said...

"Chick braking* her ankles on Tosh was awful"


Was it the gymnastics one?

keef said...

Yeah

keef said...

Stacy Kiebler pics were nice

Mize said...

"Yeah"

I saw it sans audio so I didn't know what was going on.

Todd Packer said...

Huge day

Todd Packer said...

TC time

Todd Packer said...

"Speaking of picking:

GOLF PICKS!!

(this means you too TP...)"


There's a golf league?

kill all the gophers said...

"Kod loves cats"


I love 2, like 1, and tolerate 2

keef said...

I was right


Brandon Davies was dismissed from BYU's basketball team after he admitted to having sexual relations with his girlfriend, the Salt Lake Tribune reported Wednesday.

H said...

"I'm aiming for some birthday strange this weekend."

doubtful

H said...

"Brandon Davies was dismissed from BYU's basketball team after he admitted to having sexual relations with his girlfriend, the Salt Lake Tribune reported Wednesday."

Stupid Mormons

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