Friday, March 11, 2011

Hump


Moving along. I'm off next thurs and friday, wish it was to sit back with the boys and bang back beers for two days while watching dramatic college basketball games. Instead I'll be crib shopping. (Crib as in baby bed not as in house). So fuck my life i guess. I also need a new TV cuz it broke. And I owe NYS taxes. Woe.

On the bright side I'm awesome.

I still see ads for like 1-900 numbers to talk to chicks late at night. Can't believe they are still in business with all the free porn out there. Like someone still calls these numbers to talk to chicks? How lame.

Stan Van Gundy seems fun. And it sounds like Stern put a hit out on the Hedgehog.

There was an earthqauke in Yapan* and this may cause a Tsunami in Cali so spiff, T, hop on a fun fare out of there. Goddamn just saw the videos out of Japan. Drowning is awful.

I gots to see about closing.


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Jugdish said...

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tem said...

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tem said...

Done with that,,,why do you need to taKe off work to crib shop? Can't do that shit on Saturday?

tem said...

And you need two days to crib shop? Fuck that. Have some amish guy build you a crib.

Done and done

Jugdish said...

the crib is for Lp...the baby gets his old one

El Padrino said...

"Done with that,,,why do you need to taKe off work to crib shop? Can't do that shit on Saturday?"

nah, cmep works the weekends

El Padrino said...

Japanese police say 200 to 300 bodies have been found in a northeastern coastal area where a massive earthquake spawned a tsunami.

The bodies were found in Sendai city, the closest major city to the epicenter. The magnitude 8.9 quake and 23-foot (7-meter) tsunami were followed by more than 50 aftershocks for hours, many of them of more than magnitude 6.0.



shitty

kill all the gophers said...

suite


that actually went really well; now will be a regular thing

El Padrino said...

no friday we'll be doing the home depot maybe bed bath and beyond

not sure if we'll have time

Blue said...

the video of the japan quake is awful.

looks like whole areas of houses and shit just wiped out


it's like another hiroshima

Blue said...

tent city is coming

El Padrino said...

yeah it's bad, the tsunami vid is pretty bad too

Blue said...

that tsunami shit is insane, just picked up houses and took them with it

El Padrino said...

live feed

Jugdish said...

watermelon

Jugdish said...

idol?

Jugdish said...

i need to go to Wall mart today

Blue said...

john wall is jug's favorite nba player

El Padrino said...

deez nutz

El Padrino said...

bad boys movies crazy rewatchability

El Padrino said...

airport flooded in under 60 seconds

Jugdish said...

growing pains

Jugdish said...

john wall is jug's favorite nba player



negative

El Padrino said...

hopefully this tsunami in cali will happen but it will only wipe out the Staples center and nancy pelosi

Jugdish said...

words with friends doesn't recognize "queef"

Jugdish said...

i recognize those


/mize

El Padrino said...

watched a biography on mick foley for a bit last night

nuts

El Padrino said...

sort of took you through the hell in a cell match with taker, when he was tossed from the top, then choke slammed through the cell itself

Jugdish said...

SI_PeterKing RT @darrenrovell: Knicks season tickets will rise, on average, 49% next yr ... Just when you think the NFL's loony, here comes the NBA.

El Padrino said...

nba prices have always been outrageous

El Padrino said...

baseball tickets are high too

Spaceman Spiff said...

no tsunami wrath here or in hawaii

El Padrino said...

yea it's been a dud

El Padrino said...

too far

El Padrino said...

washington state got 6 footers, which seem normal

Blue said...

hopefully petra nemcova was in Japan today

Blue said...

6 foot waves is pretty fricken big for that area.


but it's not gonna make people run in fear

Jugdish said...

your face will







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El Padrino said...

"hopefully petra nemcova was in Japan today"

she's dancing with the stars, her hotness offsets kirstie alley's fat ass

El Padrino said...

"6 foot waves is pretty fricken big for that area."

yeah i guess for some parts of cali though thats norm

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers got raped on the glass by mike miller, redonk

Jugdish said...

is there anyway we can stream the kod show on the radio?

is kod getting his own kodcast on itunes?

El Padrino said...

best price on this shoe style i like i cant buy because the maker is Bostonian

now that's dedicated hate

kill all the gophers said...

is there anyway we can stream the kod show on the radio?



no, I'm bummed they don't have that set up yet; the rival broadcast network in town has it on their website, so hopefully that spurs them to get it done in the near future.

El Padrino said...

hopefully

kill all the gophers said...

is kod getting his own kodcast on itunes?



haha, no....but it looks like I'm going to be doing this fairly regularly now

El Padrino said...

kobe's lil postgame shooting thing with media attention and all was staged and gay

Jugdish said...

kod...hook us up with an mp3 of your segment if you can.

do you have a suite signoff?

You stay classy bemidji

kill all the gophers said...

"do you have a suite signoff?"



no, but I love that idea

kill all the gophers said...

kod...hook us up with an mp3 of your segment if you can.


I don't have a device other than a very old ipod....is it easy to do? I'd be happy to do that if I can.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hard to sign off when youre a guest answering questions, the host will say thanks for your time etc then youll have to say thanks for having me on then force a sign off, thats if they dont cut off your audio

you could have a sign on though

host: we would like to welcome our new legal analyst kod to the show, kod how are you doing

kod: hey there!

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

I don't have a device other than a very old ipod....is it easy to do? I'd be happy to do that if I can.


if the radio station could hook you up with one

Jugdish said...

hilarity


^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat biel ass is open for business again

Jugdish said...

me too!

/mize

keef said...

the host will say thanks for your time etc then youll have to say thanks for having me on



Give lov a shoutout

keef said...

dat biel ass is open for business again



You mean dat Timberlake ass is open for business again

/mize

kill all the gophers said...

Give lov a shoutout


as soon as there is a way for people outside the listening area to tune in (so you guys can choose to listen if you want) I will absolutely 100% give a shoutout to LOV

And it will be made through a subtle inside LOV joke

keef said...

Yeah you'd have to drop a holier then now or something

El Padrino said...

Woman enters courthouse with monkey in bra...

El Padrino said...

boy jumps off golden gate

Blue said...

220 foot fall is far


he's unbreakable

Blue said...

I know they say it wasn't in the middle, but couldn't have been too far from the shore for "surfers" to rescue him?


i've been there a ton of times and never seen anyone surfing on the side of the bridge he could have jumped from.

it would be a hell of a swim for those surfers

El Padrino said...

President Barack Obama said Friday that a no-fly zone over Libya to keep Col. Moammar Gadhafi from attacking rebels remains a possibility and "we are slowly tightening the noose around Gadhafi."

a white presidnet couldnt say that right?

El Padrino said...

"220 foot fall is far"

i always felt like i can survive a bridge jump, if you enter the water rather cleanily you should be fine

swimming to shore is the hard part

Blue said...

how the fuck does he not drown

so to not have serious injuries from the impact, he'd have to have gone into the water either head or feet first, that would push him a good 50 feet below the surface.

Blue said...

how does he not have hypothermia.

it's like he landed right next to a boat or some "surfers"

El Padrino said...

maybe he's Aquaman

Blue said...

he's bruce willis

keef said...

Runny diary for SG today

El Padrino said...

beer me, silly me i was considering giving up beer for lent

El Padrino said...

should i read this sg shit

Blue said...

it was readable

Spaceman Spiff said...

this is all EP wants to see from it:

"4:13 -- LeBron: "This isn't rock bottom for us. Crazy thing is, we could lose every game from now on and still make the playoffs. And once you get into the playoffs, everybody's record is 0-0. So this isn't rock bottom." Yup, rock bottom will be losing to the Knicks in Round 1, capped off by a series-ending Game 6 in MSG when Carmelo drops 44 and the crowd chants "Over-rated! Over-rated!" for the entire second half. Technically, he's right."

El Padrino said...

this bitch had a pnytail too?

El Padrino said...

yeah i read that

Spaceman Spiff said...

ep and bgep

ep didnt even seem concerned

El Padrino said...

A man visiting Florida held two co-workers at knifepoint when they wouldn’t change the channel to “American Idol.” He has been charged with “aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill,” which has to be one of the more specific crimes you can be charged with.


he must be a fan

El Padrino said...

ep and bgep

ep didnt even seem concerned

March 11, 2011 3:03 PM

good one

El Padrino said...

trick shots seem to be all the rage now

this one is good, they take a million tries than edit i guess but still impressive

tem said...

This bit from El Tardo made me LOL(trademark H)


Sager: "Everybody is waiting to see what Miami will do in the fourth quarter, if it comes down to the final shot, what play will you draw?"



Me: "A play in which LeBron throws the basketball against your face as hard as he can."

tem said...

This bit from El Tardo made me LOL(trademark H)


Sager: "Everybody is waiting to see what Miami will do in the fourth quarter, if it comes down to the final shot, what play will you draw?"



Me: "A play in which LeBron throws the basketball against your face as hard as he can."

tem said...

This bit from El Tardo made me LOL(trademark H)


Sager: "Everybody is waiting to see what Miami will do in the fourth quarter, if it comes down to the final shot, what play will you draw?"



Me: "A play in which LeBron throws the basketball against your face as hard as he can."

tem said...

fucking blogger.

i'm leaving it up 3 times, i don't care.

Jugdish said...

ouch

Jugdish said...

oops

El Padrino said...

that was dumb

Jugdish said...

NYC Sports

El Padrino said...

saw that live

Jugdish said...

how did you feel about it?

El Padrino said...

i laughed

Jugdish said...

was that sign on a wall?

Jugdish said...

dammit

El Padrino said...

ad on subway

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Four Auburn football players have been arrested and each charged with 5 counts of first-degree robbery, according to the Auburn Police Department. Coach Gene Chizik has "permanently dismissed" the players from the team. "

idiots

Ben said...

they get to keep their national championship rings though

Blue said...

fucking gmail

Jugdish said...

this is wrong, but im sharing anyways


How do you say HI to someone from Japan??? With a FIRM shake, and a BIG wave

Jugdish said...

100

El Padrino said...

Talks between the National Football League and its players union collapsed Friday, with the players union filing paperwork in federal court to decertify the union.

With no further talks scheduled the dispute is now moving to the courts. The union will likely file an antitrust lawsuit against the league. NFL owners would likely lock out the players, unless the courts prohibit them from doing so.

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

happy hour in 7 minutes

keef said...

It's never happy hour

/h & mize

keef said...

Haha, UGA coach fucked his team by calling a TO at the end of the game and taking away a 3 his player made

keef said...

The MLB2K11 commercial with Brian Wilson is grate

Mize said...

"keef said...

Are you a millionaire yet"


Contest starts April 1

The RULES are a bit ridiculous.


But hey, it is a million dollars.

keef said...

So residents of AZ can't win? Fucking bullshit

Mize said...

I think one of my friends died today. What the fuck?

Mize said...

Yeah, he's fucking dead. What the fuck?

Mize said...

Fuck. I think he jumped off the Hoan. Motherfucking shit.

Todd Packer said...

Sorry about your friend, meiz

keef said...

Condolences

JFreak said...

Damn.

Todd Packer said...

uf can't put this game away

keef said...

What is the Hoan?

Todd Packer said...

Bruce pearl is a clown

keef said...

Mize deleted his post about his friend dying on FB

Mize said...

Hoan

Mize said...

"Mize deleted his post about his friend dying on FB"


Yes I did.

keef said...

Roger Goodell sent me an email

keef said...

Dear NFL Fan,

When I wrote to you last on behalf of the NFL, we promised you that we would work tirelessly to find a collectively bargained solution to our differences with the players' union. Subsequent to that letter to you, we agreed that the fastest way to a fair agreement was for everyone to work together through a mediation process. For the last three weeks I have personally attended every session of mediation, which is a process our clubs sincerely believe in.

Unfortunately, I have to tell you that earlier today the players' union walked away from mediation and collective bargaining and has initiated litigation against the clubs. In an effort to get a fair agreement now, our clubs offered a deal today that was, among other things, designed to have no adverse financial impact on veteran players in the early years, and would have met the players’ financial demands in the latter years of the agreement.

The proposal we made included an offer to narrow the player compensation gap that existed in the negotiations by splitting the difference; guarantee a reallocation of savings from first-round rookies to veterans and retirees without negatively affecting compensation for rounds 2-7; no compensation reduction for veterans; implement new year-round health and safety rules; retain the current 16-4 season format for at least two years with any subsequent changes subject to the approval of the league and union; and establish a new legacy fund for retired players ($82 million contributed by the owners over the next two years).

It was a deal that offered compromise, and would have ensured the well-being of our players and guaranteed the long-term future for the fans of the great game we all love so much. It was a deal where everyone would prosper.

We remain committed to collective bargaining and the federal mediation process until an agreement is reached, and call on the union to return to negotiations immediately. NFL players, clubs, and fans want an agreement. The only place it can be reached is at the bargaining table.

While we are disappointed with the union's actions, we remain steadfastly committed to reaching an agreement that serves the best interest of NFL players, clubs and fans, and thank you for your continued support of our League. First and foremost it is your passion for the game that drives us all, and we will not lose sight of this as we continue to work for a deal that works for everyone.

 

Yours,
Roger Goodell

JFreak said...

I'm going drinking.

keef said...

No white Zinfandel

Mize said...

"I'm going drinking."

I'm jealous

keef said...

I'm going to work

Mize said...

Whew. It wasn't him that jumped off the bridge today.

Regardless, he's still dead.

Todd Packer said...

high scoring wisc/psu game

Mize said...

I don't know why Jordan Taylor just took that 3

keef said...

high scoring wisc/psu game



Jesus

keef said...

Top o' the mornin'

Jugdish said...

Regardless, he's still dead.


sorry to hear that man.

keef said...

i'm in love with a stripperrrrrrrrrr

keef said...

Spring training today

tem said...

Cmk is a stripper? Or bgas is?

Todd Packer said...

Working on Saturday sucks

Todd Packer said...

Gonna miss the fla/vandy game

keef said...

Cmk is a stripper? Or bgas is?


Your mother

Spaceman Spiff said...

'UFC president Dana White told MMAFighting.com that Zuffa had purchased Strikeforce. "

fucking nice

Mize said...

Go get your people, LP

Mize said...

I hope those are all fake

Spaceman Spiff said...

theyre not fake, if you looked up pearl harbor on openbook yesterday, site that searches fb updates, thats what you got

now there is mostly updates calling out those people

JFreak said...

The Gus Johnson Magic™ is starting early this year.

JFreak said...

Wash - Arizona going to OT.

JFreak said...

Isiah Thomas with the buzzer beater.

Ha-ha!

Spaceman Spiff said...

thomas buzzer beater vid

Todd Packer said...

"thomas buzzer beater vid"

grate* game

Mize said...

Spiff what was that .eu site you linked for the fights?

Mize said...

WTF.

Can't find a broadcast of the fights

keef said...

@danieltosh yes the rumors are true. this weeks show will be the last one for awhile. need to figure out what i really want out of life.



Noooooo

Mize said...

roger-that.tk

JFreak said...

"Noooooo"

Don't you think it's probably a joke about Chappelle?

Mize said...

I've seen Tosh's show thrice. It's pretty meh.

JFreak said...

So's your face.

keef said...

Don't you think it's probably a joke about Chappelle


Didn't cross my mind

keef said...

I've seen Tosh's show thrice. It's pretty meh.



You hate Vegas and going to restaurants so your taste is weird

Mize said...

"You hate Vegas and going to restaurants so your taste is weird"


I don't hate Vegas

keef said...

Zack G on SNL tonight

kill all the gophers said...

wow, funny; the NFL antitrust suit has been assigned to my old law school professor



they think it's probably going to be transferred to Doty though; makes science

keef said...

I hate losing an hour of sleep

keef said...

horry crap

kill all the gophers said...

"Two teams that appear very interested in Cam Newton are the Bills and Vikings."


please don't let this happen

kill all the gophers said...

I want Vick; with Webb groomed as potential successor

JFreak said...

"I hate losing an hour of sleep"

You don't have daylight savings time?

kill all the gophers said...

I'd change my name/pic back


but I'm pretty pissed about the Gopher's second half of the season went down. So I think I'll just make a slight adustment

keef said...

You don't have daylight savings time?


I make the joke every spring

Contract the Gophers said...

There

Mize said...

We should set a hard date for the Summit as soon as possible.

The cheaper, the better.

Mize said...

"I want Vick; with Webb groomed as potential successor"


Didn't Vick get franchised?

Contract the Gophers said...

probably. Been crazy busy, haven't done a good job paying attention to anything non-work related over the past few weeks

Contract the Gophers said...

I did get a chance to read up the Japan nuclear situation this morning though.


scary shit; glad it's halfway around the world...I'd be freaking out if I lived in Tokyo right now (or if this was happening, in say, Montana)

JFreak said...

"Didn't Vick get franchised?"

Not only that, but after he got franchised he signed a long term deal with the Eagles.

Contract the Gophers said...

ah, well, there goes that off the wishlist



anybody but Mcnizzle or Newton then

Contract the Gophers said...

probably time for rebuilding anyway; the O-line, secondary and QB positions are all either a mess or a giant question mark


I wouldn't mind seeing it blown up; we definitely have some attractive assets to exchange for future picks.

Contract the Gophers said...

won't happen though; not until we get a new stadium or have another sub .500 year

Mize said...

Kod, you're getting Carson Palmer. Deal with it.

Contract the Gophers said...

Kod, you're getting Carson Palmer.


ahahahaha


yikes; with Minni's o-line (at least, as is now), he would make Favre's last season look magical

Mize said...

"why do you need to taKe off work to crib shop? Can't do that shit on Saturday?"

Better yet, why do you even need to crib shop? Don't you already have one?

keef said...

And why are you buying a crib 2 months after your kid is born

Mize said...

AJ got too big for the cat kennel.

keef said...

Morehead State

JFreak said...

Someone make a yahoo tourney pick'em.

Mize said...

Looks at keith

keef said...

"Someone make a yahoo tourney pick'em"


We're not doing a women's tourney pick em, freak

keef said...

Group ID: 88290
PW: tits

keef said...

Some of the seeds SAS me. FU is a 2 and uK is a 4. AZ is a 4 and Wash is a 7.

keef said...

Mich St got in on reputation alone

Mize said...

Izzo makes things happen in the Tourney. The committee is probably banking on looking like geniuses if MSU goes deep.

keef said...

Ahik*

Mize said...

15 games into my SS career and my OPS @ AA is a whopping .651

Mize said...

"Ahik*"


Right, but it's not really that huge of a gamble.

keef said...

They are bad this year

Todd Packer said...

"FU is a 2"

2 seed is was too high for florida... they looked like shit today

keef said...

Breer's 30 clubs in 30 days on MLBN today

Todd Packer said...

is was = is way

JFreak said...

"We're not doing a women's tourney pick em, freak"

I don't want one?

JFreak said...

"They are bad this year"

It's not like there are a lot of better teams.

Mize said...

I can't stand the pregnant broads on facebook.

keef said...

Cuz they had sex?

keef said...

Bold

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