Wednesday, March 23, 2011

had a flare up

on my grill you sick fucks, i've got valtrex to keep my herpes under control (s)

Singed my beard from the heat, it was kind of cool.


There's a lot of legal stuff going on in the world of sports, beth is very wet.

Keep TCSing fools

The audit has me backed into a corner and is giving it to me like EP gives it to a pygmy goat.

"hey a hole is a hole" /TJW

Carry on

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Blue said...

do i get points for being first on my own post?

keef said...

You get the points you lost for being late

Tyler said...

I would spend a couple of hours photoshopping together a nekid picture of beth, using that totally secure bikini pic from a few years ago, but unfortunately, I've got work to do.

keef said...

totally secure bikini pic


Hilarity

tem said...

yes you gets points for being first.

that's the benefit of posting.

Beth said...

"I would spend a couple of hours photoshopping together a nekid picture of beth, using that totally secure bikini pic from a few years ago, but unfortunately, I've got work to do."


Make sure you Photoshop a dick in it so that it's accurate.

/Zeke

keef said...

Yea definitely make sure there's a dick in that pic

/LP

Beth said...

And tem, just as a hypothetical, if a naked pic of me from several years ago was posted but I had my back to the camera and you really couldn't see the girly parts, just a some butt crack, would that still qualify for a win?

Not that I have such a pic or anything, I'm just curious...

keef said...

Oh you have that pic

Blue said...

can you see your face?

Blue said...

or are you just photoshopping your head on someone again

tem said...

"if a naked pic of me from several years ago was posted but I had my back to the camera and you really couldn't see the girly parts, "


so, not a naked pic, got it.

tem said...

"just a some butt crack"

HDH

Beth said...

"can you see your face?"

A side view. Well if I had such a picture that is.

Beth said...

"just a some butt crack

HDH"


Oops, forgot the "we" between the "a" and "some".

s

Tyler said...

Tem, you should have said "Yes" and then when she posted the pic on a totally secure and encrypted server for us to download it, THEN you should have told her it didn't count.

El Padrino said...

pygmy goat?

keef said...

"A side view. Well if I had such a picture that is."



Does it make you look like an anorexic chick

/h

El Padrino said...

yeah tem not smat

Beth said...

And just to help you with the scoring for today tem, I think this conversation about me supposedly considering posting a naked/semi-naked pic should qualify for quite a few TCS points since "baiting someone: 5 points" and several responded to that bait.

So yeah, I guess I've decided to participate in the TCS after all.

keef said...

People respond to almost every comment

Jugdish said...

now we're just waiting for "dat crack" pic

tem said...

she did bait people into talk about a picture that doesn't exist

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat huge ass

EP will love it

Jugdish said...

Cowherd just said "Getting Melo is not like getting LeBron or Kobe, where you get it at both ends..."


TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

had some portobello fries last weekend, they were HDH

they had a shakeys mojo potato looking batter

Blue said...

that could be beth's picture


good investigative skillz spiff

Jugdish said...

i had some cereal this morning...it was pretty good

Blue said...

"And tem, just as a hypothetical, if a naked pic of me from several years ago was posted but I had my back to the camera and you really couldn't see the girly parts, just a some butt crack, would that still qualify for a win?"

baby pictures don't count

Blue said...

i'm eating nerds jelly beans right now

everyone is jealous

Spaceman Spiff said...

laker game was good last night, kobe tried to lose a few times, artest saved the day and kissed his biceps again, then kobe won

Beth said...

"that could be beth's picture"

That would answer keef's question about if the pic made me look anorexic.

Jugdish said...

Bulls looked good...right beth?

Beth said...

No, Hawks looked awful is more accurate.

El Padrino said...

i wannt put my whole leg in dat big ass

Jugdish said...

No, Hawks looked awful is more accurate.



I'd say both statements are accurate

keef said...

everyone is jealous


Not me

El Padrino said...

that might be negative points, tme likes skinny ass

El Padrino said...

"i'm eating nerds jelly beans right now"

they've disappeared

El Padrino said...

Barry Bonds admits using steroids during his baseball career, his lawyer told a jury Tuesday. The catch is that Bonds' personal trainer misled him into believing he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream.

tem said...

the opposite happened to me.

i bought steroids and it turned out they were flaxseed oil and arthritis cream.

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Beth said...

"i bought steroids and it turned out they were flaxseed oil and arthritis cream"

Does that mean instead of getting meaner and your testicles getting smaller you got more mellow and your testicles got bigger?

Tyler said...

Pygmy Goat Stampede

JFreak said...

The guy who wrote the New York Times obit for Elizabeth Taylor died in 2005.

Humorous.

keef said...

LT is grate

keef said...

Angel Pagan got injured riding the bus

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice block

El Padrino said...

usually starters dont take the bus trips but this collins is a little bit nuts

JFreak said...

TCS is boring.

JFreak said...

Sarah Silverman is not funny.

Todd Packer said...

"TCS is boring."

your face is boring

keef said...

his face entertains me

keef said...

"usually starters dont take the bus trips but this collins is a little bit nuts"


Aren't all the trips in Spring Training bus trips? Cities are too close to fly

El Padrino said...

"Aren't all the trips in Spring Training bus trips? Cities are too close to fly"


ask pujols whens the last time he rode a bus in ST

keef said...

I wasn't being an as. It was a serious question. So do they just drive to the games themselves?

keef said...

Also, good comparison of Angel Pagan and Albert Pujols

keef said...

Terry Collins: Alright Angel, get on the bus

Angel Pagan: The fuck? Pujols doesn't have to ride a bus

Tyler said...

dem tits

keef said...

tyler needs to learn about imgur

El Padrino said...

"I wasn't being an as. It was a serious question. So do they just drive to the games themselves?"

they dont go period.

stars stay behind, only required to take like 3 or 4 regulars

El Padrino said...

im not saying angel is a star, well on the mets he is a star so i guess i am saying that

keef said...

"they dont go period."

So stars only play on their home field? Stop it right now

keef said...

"well on the mets he is a star"


ooof

El Padrino said...

lewis black is funny sometimes

El Padrino said...

"So stars only play on their home field? Stop it right now"

i think depends on the trip, like how long but yeah it's common

have you followed baseball before?

maybe not common in cactus league but grapefruit league it is

keef said...

"i think depends on the trip, like how long but yeah it's common

have you followed baseball before?

maybe not common in cactus league but grapefruit league it is"


I don't know how far apart the parks are there, but at most they are maybe a 45 minute drive here. Stars play on the "road" all the time

keef said...

Blue. Want to trade days next week so I can do the NL preview on Thursday and LP can do the AL on Friday?

El Padrino said...

"Every spring training, gray pants are issued to Mariano Rivera. And every spring training, they go unworn, hanging in his locker like a painting in a museum. Rivera, perhaps the greatest closer in history, does not do trips."

keef said...

Oh wait, jug is Thursdays. Jug, want to trade?

El Padrino said...

why does carson daley still have a tv show

JFreak said...

EP sounds like an idiot comparing Mariano Rivera and Albert Pujols to Angel Pagan.

Jugdish said...

Oh wait, jug is Thursdays. Jug, want to trade?



sure...

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve is NOT amused GIF

El Padrino said...

"EP sounds like an idiot comparing Mariano Rivera and Albert Pujols to Angel Pagan."

your an ididot if you think im comparing them

tem said...

b
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El Padrino said...

i usually respond to all comments

tem said...

responding and taking bait are different.

tem said...

"your an ididot"

classic el pad

tem said...

but you need to get aggrevated before the bait really worked

El Padrino said...

the babe

El Padrino said...

cocks under siege
sfw

keef said...

"why does carson daley still have a tv show"

Isn't it on at like 1am?

keef said...

"aggrevated"


HDH

El Padrino said...

"Isn't it on at like 1am?"

or on the web i dont even know

keef said...

LP ♥s the PHX

keef said...

"your an ididot if you think im comparing them"


You said they don't take a bus after you said that you were surprised that Pagan took the bus.

keef said...

ipso facto, Pagan is a star like Pujols & Rivera

El Padrino said...

teams tend to keep their everyday players behind when they can

that was my point

pagan, while not to the rest of the world, is a key player for the mets this year

El Padrino said...

roy oswalt got hit in head with line drive today

O:FP is going swimmingly

keef said...

So Pujols is just an every day player. Got it.

Todd Packer said...

nice baiting points, keith

El Padrino said...

he plays everyday so yeah

JFreak said...

"nice baiting points, keith"

Is it really baiting?

EP is actually comparing them. As silly as that is, it's really happening. It's okay to question that.

El Padrino said...

Mayweather posted a picture on his Twitter account Wednesday morning of a betting slip from the M Resort in Las Vegas that showed he won $37,272.75 on the Bulls, who faced the Atlanta Hawks the previous night.

According to the photo, Mayweather made a halftime bet that the Hawks wouldn't outscore the Bulls by six points or more in the second half. The Bulls made 73.8 percent of their shots in the first half, which ended with a Rose 3-pointer, to go up 72-43.

keef said...

I was talking with my buddies last weekend about the best active MLB player. They kept bringing up Pujols but I stood firm on Angel Pagan.

keef said...

Sammy Hagar is nuts

El Padrino said...

"I was talking with my buddies last weekend about the best active MLB player. They kept bringing up Pujols but I stood firm on Angel Pagan."

draft monday night pujols went third

did a wft face

keef said...

"draft monday night pujols went third"

WFT? Who went 2nd? Crawford?

keef said...

Angel Pagan went first, obviously

El Padrino said...

great basketball ending, announcer sucks

espanol

El Padrino said...

"WFT? Who went 2nd? Crawford?"

hanley, halladay, pujols

keef said...

"hanley, halladay, pujols"

awesome

El Padrino said...

i picked 12th (last) and got Arod/crawford back to back

Jugdish said...

espanol



you know i don't speak spanish

Blue said...

matt halladay?


/mize

El Padrino said...

are we still doing holds in y!

Jugdish said...

work interwebs suck today

El Padrino said...

"The Knicks are a mess, and Mike D'Antoni is running out of time."

hilarity

good to see screamin a back in the mix

Spaceman Spiff said...

"are we still doing holds in y!"

holds are an LOV staple

Blue said...

well they can't fire carmelo and amare

Beth said...

GOLF PICKS!

El Padrino said...

no one is getting fired

keef said...

"i picked 12th (last) and got Arod/crawford back to back"

You won the league last year?

keef said...

"are we still doing holds in y!"

Hope so, otherwise drafting Chapman & Soriano was ratarded

El Padrino said...

"i picked 12th (last) and got Arod/crawford back to back"

You won the league last year?

no, first time with them

Jugdish said...

no one is getting fired


that's what you think

/blue

Blue said...

that's what your face thinks


/keith

Blue said...

i'm sorry i don't mean to be rude...

Blue said...

but tonight i'm fucking you

Jugdish said...

suite!

/hot secretary

Jugdish said...

poon is a word in wwf

El Padrino said...

as it should be

JFreak said...

This shouldn't be a wall.

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

it wasn't a wall

Blue said...

that was a wall

Mize said...

This Dat ass blew up my timeline last night.

keef said...

"no, first time with them"


Why are you picking last?

JFreak said...

"that was a wall"

Someone didn't read the rules.

Or can't tell time.

I can't decide which.

Spaceman Spiff said...

draft order by height

H said...

"i love how H spammed to new/old then fucked it up by putting new first then old."

I think this is bait, but I will bite. Yes I did this on purpose since my goal was to get NEGATIVE points.

keef said...

ZOMG, you guyz noticed!!!!
/h

keef said...

This Popcorn Indiana black & white popcorn is pretty good

Mize said...

Some possibly drunk girl was hitting me up on twitter last night. Entertaining.

H said...

"Sarah Silverman is not funny."

This^

H said...

"ZOMG, you guyz noticed!!!!
/h"

So it was bait. Got it.

H said...

Strong day for the TCS

keef said...

Dat as.

keef said...

"Strong day for the TCS"

Weak day for your face

Mize said...

A suite apartment in downtown Cedarburg came open for $395, June 1.

I wanna jump on it, but I want to parlay some more money into my bank account.

keef said...

mize, this is legit NS, you don't have to answer. But how are you not able to save money without having any rent, utilities, food expenses, etc?

H said...

"A suite apartment in downtown Cedarburg came open for $395, June 1."

suite

H said...

"mize, this is legit NS, you don't have to answer. But how are you not able to save money without having any rent, utilities, food expenses, etc?"

I too would like to know this. NS

Mize said...

"mize, this is legit NS, you don't have to answer. But how are you not able to save money without having any rent, utilities, food expenses, etc?"


I still pay for my lunch every day, and some dinners, part of the electric & gas bill, gas is $3.60 a gallon, car payment every month, car insurance was due last month, I've gone to the doctor a couple times, had my wisdom teeth finally pulled. I still make very little money. I've been able to save some money, but not a lot.

keef said...

"gas is $3.60 a gallon"


Your car gets like 30 miles to the gallon and has maybe a 10-11 gallon tank. I thought you lived fairly close to work

keef said...

"I still pay for my lunch every day"

Sack lunch, bro

ns

Mize said...

"Sack lunch, bro

ns"


I do 3 days a week.

H said...

"I still pay for my lunch every day"

"I do 3 days a week."

One of these statements is untrue.

Mize said...

"Your car gets like 30 miles to the gallon and has maybe a 10-11 gallon tank. I thought you lived fairly close to work"


It's like 25 miles, round trip. Not bad.


Do you really expect me to sit here 7 days a week with no freedom?

Mize said...

"One of these statements is untrue."

No.

keef said...

"Do you really expect me to sit here 7 days a week with no freedom?"

Depends on how bad you want to get out of there

Mize said...

"Depends on how bad you want to get out of there"


I wouldn't mind so much, if I could be left the fuck alone and treated like an adult on occasion.

Mize said...

Therefore, I get the fuck out of here when possible.

keef said...

i see

Mize said...

comment

H said...

yo quero Taco Bell

keef said...

HDH

H said...

quiero?

keef said...

Si

H said...

Gracias hombre

H said...

I'm bored

Todd Packer said...

"I'm bored"

maybe you shouldn't have gotten married so quickly

Todd Packer said...

I guess we're not going to have any 1000 comment tcs days

Todd Packer said...

probably not going to ever hit rev either

Mize said...

Probably accurate

Todd Packer said...

"A suite apartment in downtown Cedarburg came open for $395, June 1."

summit 2 should be in the 'burg

H said...

"summit 2 should be in the 'burg"

I vote no

Mize said...

"I vote no"


LOV is full of people that can't make their own fun.

keef said...

"maybe you shouldn't have gotten married so quickly"


^

Todd Packer said...

"I vote no"

A meiz hosted summit would be grate*

H said...

"LOV is full of people that can't make their own fun."

Now THAT is funny. Meiz wouldn't last a week in most of our lives. Keep talking junk, son.

keef said...

h is the epitome of likes to fight guy

H said...

"h is the epitome of likes to fight guy"

Nah. ok, maybe.

keef said...

Nothing wrong with it. Just sayin'

H said...

"Nothing wrong with it. Just sayin'"

I think "likes to argue" is more accurate though.

keef said...

So likes to fight. Got it

Todd Packer said...

"Now THAT is funny. Meiz wouldn't last a week in most of our lives."

meiz would do ok

keef said...

"Meiz wouldn't last a week in most of our lives."


You're right. Mize could never live as a married man

Mize said...

"Now THAT is funny. Meiz wouldn't last a week in most of our lives. Keep talking junk, son."


What does that even mean?

Mize said...

Are you sensitive to not being able to make your own fun?

Mize said...

Can I get a Spiff lol?

keef said...

ror

/spiff

Todd Packer said...

wall

keef said...

damn

keef said...

glad I refreshed first

Mize said...

"A meiz hosted summit would be grate*"


All this^^

Brewers game tailgate

Zoo


Best weekend ever.

Todd Packer said...

"Best weekend ever"

drinks at cedar lanes

keef said...

mize hosted summit would have to include a trip to the cabin

Todd Packer said...

"mize hosted summit would have to include a trip to the cabin"

and a trip to the ups store to see dummy

keef said...

I'd go to the ups store and axe to speak to Andy

H said...

You don't know how many times I was tempted to call the UPS store and ask for Meiz. NS.

JFreak said...

No one man should have all the power.

keef said...

Padma looks delish

Todd Packer said...

"Padma looks delish"

better than the bikini last week?

keef said...

No

keef said...

That bikini was nice

keef said...

Her scar scares me

keef said...

But I'd still hit it

keef said...

Bold

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