Monday, March 21, 2011

Fucking big least

Those 3 words by spiff make me laugh every time. 64 teams started the tournament on Thursday. 48 of those team lost over the weekend. 9 of those 48 teams that lost were Big Least teams. It probably would have been 11/48 if 2 of the games weren't big least vs big least. Basically the moral of this story is this...the big least is awful. Lesson learnt.

We are about 10 days away from Opening Day in MLB. There seems to have been a lot of injures to big names during Spring Training this season. Wainwright, Brian Wilson, Heyward, Utley, Dap Greinke, Carpenter, Peavy, Mauer, Sizemore, Andrew Bailey, Lidge, and I'm sure there are more that I'm missing. Basically the moral of this story is...bring back roids & HGH.

Big least. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaba, holy crap I'm choking.

It's bombs over Tripoli right now. It's cool when all of the big boys decide "hey, let's go bomb the fuck out of some third world nation" and then the guy running that country says that those countries will lose the war. Hey Moammar, tell us how our asses taste. Basically the moral of this story is this...don't live in shitty countries.

Random tem-note. That Fred Armison guy on SNL plays an excellent Moammar.

So I'm trying to buy one of those big Rubbermaid sheds on Craigslist, but every time one gets posted and I email or call the person, the fucking thing is already sold. Drives me crazy. Basically the moral of this story is this...don't have so much shit that you have to buy a shed to put it in.

Here we go big least, back to our campuses because we all suck ass but at least we will have more time to rest up before we spend all our energy beating each other up again next season before we flame out when it really matters, here we go ::clap clap::

LP don't forget about our Y! FMLB draft yesterday at noon EDT. Basically the moral of this story is this...read our comments because they might actually involve useful information sometimes.

Speaking of which, I am in need of a closer. I have some bats or starters to trade. Or I can trade some coffee for your closer. Basically e moral of this story is this...coffee is for closers only.

146 comments:

Blue said...

i must have lots of coffee then

tem said...

wava rocks

Blue said...

kind of like cleveland?

tem said...

no, the opposite of that

Jugdish said...

Mets release Perez, still owe left-hander $12M

Todd Packer said...

"Mets release Perez, still owe left-hander $12M"

messy

El Padrino said...

castillo signs with philly

$100 says he gets a game winning hit vs mets this year

El Padrino said...

why is big least so funny, that joke was made like 3 years in a row

El Padrino said...

"LP don't forget about our Y! FMLB draft yesterday at noon EDT."

thanks for the heads up guys

El Padrino said...

on the bright side my outfield is sick, everything else is a mess

El Padrino said...

keef volquez or cueto are readily available

Jugdish said...

Melo waves white flag?



wussbag

El Padrino said...

who does VCU think they are

Blue said...

""LP don't forget about our Y! FMLB draft yesterday at noon EDT.""

we discussed on thursday or friday, i'm sure

granted you were off those days, so all is forgiven

Blue said...

"who does VCU think they are"

beasts

El Padrino said...

"granted you were off those days, so all is forgiven"


apology accepted

El Padrino said...

got adraft tonight and another one sunday

the sunday one is live

Blue said...

yes, we accept your apology

Blue said...

the keeper league draft is sometime soon too

El Padrino said...

sammy hagar says he was abducted by aliens

i say too much cabo wabo

El Padrino said...

keeper is sat night i think

El Padrino said...

"It was real," Hagar told the reporter, according to the story on MTV's Hive website. "They were plugged into me. It was a download situation ... Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment."

Spaceman Spiff said...

draft went badly for me, abundance of nothing, deficiency in many things

El Padrino said...

lets make some deals

Spaceman Spiff said...

kansas is gonna stroll into the final 4

El Padrino said...

"Texas man receives full face transplant..."

hows ya face jug

El Padrino said...

fucking texas man

El Padrino said...

no quiero taco bell

El Padrino said...

i hung out too late last night, paying the price

El Padrino said...

fucking hsielp doesnt do a grate job babysitting but she's my only option


cant go out and have fun without paying for it home

how hard is it to follow a feeding schedule put forth in front of you

tem said...

i'll eat when i want to eat

tem said...

eff your schedule

El Padrino said...

said the man who eats everyday at 11:30

::HUNGRY::

tem said...

good point. i am hungry.

El Padrino said...

man kim k is so short, pics with that nets player is hilarity

she just has to tilt her neck forward to blow him

must be awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF alert

white chick gets slapped by 2 black dudes

for not giving out her number

blue, get the G6 fueled up, happened in france

Spaceman Spiff said...

bynum got suspended for this

slo-mo is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

bad teacher red band trailer

too bad its cameron diaz, and cant take timberlake seriously even in a non serious movie

El Padrino said...

i like how matt barnes gets all swolled* up

El Padrino said...

"too bad its cameron diaz"

what is arod doing?

she must be amazing in the sack

keef said...

"keef volquez or cueto are readily available"

I don't need SP

El Padrino said...

so

keef said...

freshly squeezed OJ is the better

JFreak said...

Pulp is the devil.

keef said...

I don't like pulp either, but this is low pulp

El Padrino said...

i like pulp

Blue said...

how do you get low pulp from fresh squezzed

Blue said...

keith is telling us a false story about the amount of pulp in his drink

Blue said...

i thought he hated pulp fiction

Spaceman Spiff said...

love pulp in orange juice

keef said...

"how do you get low pulp from fresh squezzed"


I have an electic juicer that has a pulp setting

ns

keef said...

I don't mind the pulp when I'm drinking it, but it gives me horrible heartburn

keef said...

"I have an electic juicer that has a pulp setting"

Then after I juice them, I pour the juice through a strainer to dilute it more

El Padrino said...

wow thats alot of work for some juice

Blue said...

you lost me at electric juicer

keef said...

"wow thats alot of work for some juice"

Probably. But I'm not going to just throw the oranges away

El Padrino said...

wow why phil even fucking around with zelwigger*

Blue said...

SHE'S A NICE LADY

El Padrino said...

movie titles in movies

El Padrino said...

"The NFL pension doesn’t kick in until age 55 and the average life expectancy for NFL players is 52"


i guess that's a sticking point

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice link

El Padrino said...

great Big Least read

ns

El Padrino said...

by the way i scored a 27 inch Samsung, LCD 1080i for $300 Friday

El Padrino said...

costco

det

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice article if youre a big least defender, thats it, can print it out and use it to wipe your ass

"But no league that has won so many games against elite competition deserves to be considered a failure."

the fuck, they fail when it counts

El Padrino said...

surburban tyson

El Padrino said...

"nice article if youre a big least defender, thats it, can print it out and use it to wipe your ass"

some fo those stats, points, were not defending him

El Padrino said...

so reg season doesnt count?

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt count once the tourney starts

Spaceman Spiff said...

porsche prius

keef said...

"so reg season doesnt count?"

Stop it right now

keef said...

Don't you rank on Norv because he can't win in the postseason?

Blue said...

""But no league that has won so many games against elite competition deserves to be considered a failure.""


shouldn't the measurement of a league be how well it prepares them to win a national title?

I mean that's the argument the SEC has is that they are the best prepared come bowl season

Blue said...

"so reg season doesnt count?"

only in the BCS

El Padrino said...

it's real hard in sports to win it all, no matter the game

there have been years where the big east has had deep runs with 4 or 5 of the conf teams

sure they got 11 teams in but only 4 of them were very good

El Padrino said...

SEC has had some down bowl years

El Padrino said...

then zeke, when alive, would say

SEC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

El Padrino said...

16 teams that play favorable out of conf schedules for the sole purpose of preparing for the tourney then getting 11 bids and only two left in Regionals is embarrassing

i'll admit that

but they arent going anywhere, big east almost gteed 7 bids min a year, next year if they get 11 again and 6 lets say are in regionals then what, are they a powerhouse conference then

you got fucking VCU ripping teams new holes right now, Butler with another miraculous win, Arizona winning a game they shouldnt have, a WAC team, fucking Spiders, a mormon team and a third ACC team that came in as a ten seed

it's crazy unpredictable, they called this field the weakest ever, with 11 bids for big east teams and only 2 remain they werent kidding

El Padrino said...

fucking morehead st rick pitino?

really?

cmon bro

El Padrino said...

that pitt coach didnt put his team in position to win

you cannot have rebounders there, you just pressure the ball handler after the miss, that game should have went to overtime

or better a win if the kid could have hit the free throw

El Padrino said...

nobody wanted to pick pitt this year to make final four, everyone looked for reasons for matchups but truth was Pitt was the best the Big East had this year

cuse was pretending (quette had their number this year), Notre Dame was a joke all along only freak never saw that plus the coach is another one and doner usually

El Padrino said...

Uconn is playing as well as anyone so the SD state game should be suite

Blue said...

"sure they got 11 teams in but only 4 of them were very good"

only 2 of them were any good

Blue said...

there aren't any WAC teams left in the tourney

El Padrino said...

"only 2 of them were any good"

well that was the point i was making, i say 4, you say 2

El Padrino said...

and uconn wasnt good until now, outside of the maui invitational

El Padrino said...

plus calhoun cheated

El Padrino said...

"there aren't any WAC teams left in the tourney"

whatever san diego st is

keef said...

your face is WAC

keef said...

LP is doing his best Prime Time impression today

Blue said...

sd state is whatever byu is

Blue said...

for this year

Blue said...

michigan's team looks nothing like the fab 5 days

Blue said...

they look like duke lite

El Padrino said...

that kid got a great look at the end

El Padrino said...

mountain west, i looked it up

Blue said...

byu is joining Gonzaga's conference next season for basketball

El Padrino said...

"byu is joining Gonzaga's conference next season for basketball"

fuck gonzaga, i hate private schools

/meiz

El Padrino said...

West Coast Conference

El Padrino said...

yeah WCC real powerhouses there

El Padrino said...

Pearl fired

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper sprained his left ankle during an intrasquad Minor League game Monday morning.

Harper was carted off the field and immediately examined by the Nationals' training staff. He is currently listed as day-to-day. "

carted off for a sprain? nationals aint fucking around

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt know tennessee had a jap AD

keef said...

"fuck gonzaga, i hate private schools

/meiz"


Fuck Gonzaga, I hate 4 year schools

/LP

El Padrino said...

not true

JFreak said...

We should do the second chance bracket.

Contract the Gophers said...

"The men's hockey programs at the University of Minnesota and the University of Wisconsin will leave the WCHA to join a new Big Ten hockey conference beginning with the 2013-2014 season.

The athletic directors of Minnesota, Wisconsin, CCHA members Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State and Penn State have announced the intention of their universities to form a Big Ten men's ice hockey conference."



super lame; bad move Gophs

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Jackass" star Bam Margera was knocked out cold after getting into a fight on the 11th floor of a Texas hotel last week

Bam tells TMZ he was at the SXSW festival late Thursday night, walking through a crowd of a bunch of drunks, "when someone said something rude to me, so I began making fun of a big girl in the group." Bam said, "I called her a sea otter and asked her why she's in Texas. She should be in Alaska laying on an iceberg because she's a beached whale."

Bam says the woman's friend punched him in the face and the two began fighting. Bam fell to the ground and the woman then delivered the knockout blow. Bam was out for 7 minutes."

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

keef said...

Why is that a bad move for Minnesota?

Contract the Gophers said...

"Why is that a bad move for Minnesota?"

Minnesota has been part of the WCHA since its inception around 1950.

Half the conference is in-state, or in a bordering state. These rivalries are great, especially since with in-state rivals and UND, there is very little travel involved in catching your team on the road.

After the move, they'll be in with a bunch of hockey teams that are way further away, and teams that most Gophs fans have never followed all that close or cared all that much about...other than Wisconsin (unless we were playing them in the NCAA tourney).

College hockey is nowhere near the same as college basketball or football. It was cool having our conference include so many competitive in-state and nearby state teams.


It will make it easier for them to win the conference tourney though and make the NCAA field; I guess that's nice.

El Padrino said...

"Minnesota has been part of the WCHA since its inception around 1950."


Inception isnt possible.

/arthur

El Padrino said...

Bam fight

video please

Spaceman Spiff said...

"video please"

when i see it you'll see it

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

"LP don't forget about our Y! FMLB draft yesterday at noon EDT."


No LP really fucked up the draft for several people. Myself included.

JFreak said...

We had a draft?

keef said...

Csil is a homeowner now. Scary

Mize said...

I thought she was a condo leaser.

keef said...

She was. Now she is a (town)home owner

keef said...

Remember the $60k for a townhouse convo? She closed today

Mize said...

I thought it was a condo. I misremembered.

keef said...

temknocks

Mize said...

I need to find a 60 thousand dollar house

keef said...

Condo, townhouse
Tomayto, tomahto

El Padrino said...

A Rod, Crawfod

12th and 13th pick

El Padrino said...

ubaldo, Buster

Blue said...

bucs on hard knocks would be boring as hell

JFreak said...

I think megatron just ate rebecca black

keef said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

i hate when i forget passwords

keef said...

At HD we have to change our login pw every 90 days so I always forget

El Padrino said...

you wouldnt believe how many passwords i have, i have them all written down but sometimes forget to write it down when i change it

i literally have 40+ passwords to remember or use for work

keef said...

CM has the most passwords too

Beth said...

"CM has the most passwords too"

Well when you factor in the EP Exaggeration Factor, that means he really probably only has about 10.

keef said...

LT has to register as a sex offender

keef said...

"Well when you factor in the EP Exaggeration Factor, that means he really probably only has about 10."


But he said literally

(s)

El Padrino said...

literally

need to remember 4 just to approve a fed fund

keef said...

shitty

keef said...

How many of those 40 are porn accounts?

Jugdish said...

30

El Padrino said...

no porn at work as.

El Padrino said...

im glad i dont have to remember a facebook pathword

Contract the Gophers said...

"I need to find a 60 thousand dollar house"



shouldn't be too hard to find these days (ns).

El Padrino said...

"shouldn't be too hard to find these days (ns)."

in depressed markets it shouldnt be too hard

Jugdish said...

houses that are way overpriced make me more depressed

tem said...

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