Friday, March 04, 2011

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Extension reached on labor talks. Listen who cares. Casual fan don't wanna hear all this shit we just want to know if we have a season to look forward. Yes or no. Labor, plaintiffs, sue, owners, greed, etc. Blow me. Thursday night opening game? Talk to me.

I can watch Keenan Cahill videos all day long.

Any wine drinkers out there? I know a good deal about wine and I love it.

It's time to start complaining about gas again.

Does anyone want to be partners with me in fantasy baseball? It's $500 and my two partners bailed. This is NS. I have the first round pick, Pujols contract year. Wow.

I saw Greg McElroy scored 48 out of 50 on the Wonderlic. Only a punter scored a perfect 50 out of 50, the Bengals punter. We should all take it and see who scores the highest.

O:FM

If I were a PBA bowler I'd change my name to Jimmy Rolls.
Golf? Jack Irons.
Baseballl? Sammy Spikes.
Bball? Jimmy Black.
Hockey? Claude Horton.
Football? John Lynch, nothing beats that name.

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keef said...

Funny you mention the names. Last night at HD I was putting away a brad nailer and I thought that would be a good porn name

keef said...

Maybe spiff can link up a good wonderlic site

keef said...

sad

tem said...

In buford. I have not seen beth.

Jugdish said...

under the desk


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Beth said...

Cause I was in the pool.

Blue said...

can we get that bikini picture again?

Blue said...

"sad"

or the perfect way to go out

Blue said...

his life would have only started to suck more after that point

kill all the gophers said...

"his life would have only started to suck more after that point"


reminds me of that poem


"Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man."

kill all the gophers said...

damn, everybody's down with the sickness these days


gdkod2 has pnemonia; I'm a little worried since she's under 2 and all

Beth said...

"can we get that bikini picture again?"

Like I remember the internet site I stole that from.

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Blue said...

i'm sure steve still has that picture set as his background on his computer

kill all the gophers said...

Very Misleading, Huffpo

Geez, the article doesn't just imply that Huck slammed Portman for having a baby out of wedlock, it flat out states it as fact.

While that would be total bullshit for him to do, what he actually said was:

"You know Michael, one of the things that's troubling is that people see a Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, 'Hey look, you know, we're having children, we're not married, but we're having these children, and they're doing just fine.' But there aren't really a lot of single moms out there who are making millions of dollars every year for being in a movie. And I think it gives a distorted image that yes, not everybody hires nannies, and caretakers, and nurses. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care. And that's the story that we're not seeing, and it's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of children wedlock."


I gotta agree with Huck 100% on this one. And shame on Huffpo; he clearly didn't slam Portman (or "all single mothers" as they say) for getting pregnant.

kill all the gophers said...

"Many, many women find star actor Michael Fassbender attractive. Apparently, so do many male horses.


There was a horse on the third day of filming [when] we were shooting the scene where Jane and Rochester meet, and every time Michael hopped on the horse it got a huge erection," Wasikowskia remembered. "And he'd get off and they'd run the poor thing around the block to try to make it go away, and he'd hop on it again and it would happen all over again, and they'd have to get him off and run it around."


-funny, as far as celebrities go, I would have guessed it was Sarah Jessica Parker giving horses erections.

kill all the gophers said...

"Employers hired in February at the fastest pace in almost a year and the unemployment rate fell to 8.9 percent — a nearly two-year low."



suite; here's to hoping we're reliving 1983 all over again

El Padrino said...

werent fridays supposed to be no work

Beth said...

"-funny, as far as celebrities go, I would have guessed it was Sarah Jessica Parker giving horses erections."

Funny.

El Padrino said...

"reminds me of that poem"

i never said this in my life

El Padrino said...

"reminds me of that poem"


was that James Joyce?

El Padrino said...

wal mart raises dividend again

keef said...

Wall

kill all the gophers said...

"was that James Joyce?"


Housman; I've never heard of any of his other work

El Padrino said...

hilarity

step bros kod

El Padrino said...

i gotta start going to chuch* again

Blue said...

"i never said this in my life"

i got EP's back on that one.

i've never said that either

Blue said...

WADR kod

kill all the gophers said...

WADR kod


no disrespect taken; I like poetry. I cannot write it, but I like that others can

keef said...

my favorite poem is
little miss muffett, sat on her tuffett, eating her curds & whey
along came a spider and sat down beside her
and said hey what's in the bowl bitch

keef said...

winning

El Padrino said...

ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

mad bosh is mad

then

sad bosh is sad

ahahahha heat, hope they never give the ball to dwade in crunch time, they might actually win

El Padrino said...

jamracus foreclussel

Spaceman Spiff said...

diego sanchez last night

face during the fight

face after the fight

El Padrino said...

he creid over a regular season losS?

El Padrino said...

"diego sanchez last night"

went from mexican to gook

El Padrino said...

did he fucking win?

Blue said...

"did he fucking win?"

nope they just raised his hand to see if he was "sure"

El Padrino said...

good lord

El Padrino said...

day got brighter

free pizza

Blue said...

#winning

El Padrino said...

twitter is a cash cow for celebs

Blue said...

sure is.

cash cow for blue too

keef said...

"nope they just raised his hand to see if he was "sure""

hilarity

El Padrino said...

Blair River, the 6-foot-8 575 pound 29-year-old spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill restaurant known for its epic stunt-ish food and commercials, passed away on Tuesday at the age of 29.

El Padrino said...

According to Danyelle Freeman aka Restaurant Girl, the secret to seducing a lady is by making her dessert: "Sure, alcohol lowers our inhibitions and hampers our judgment, but not as much as sweets do. It's a fact: Girls lose control around dessert... Dessert is like a drug for some women... If you're our supplier, we'll do anything to get some."

beth confirm or deny

El Padrino said...

inhibitions


i like this word

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Jugdish said...

sad lebron

Jugdish said...

keef

Beth said...

"beth confirm or deny"

Semi confirm.

They both help get you in our pants, but it's less of a valid and conscious decision with alcohol. I mean I've never woken up the next morning thinking "damn, I wouldn't have screwed him if that damn cheesecake didn't cloud my decision-making". But let's just say that may have happened with alcohol once or twice.

Blue said...

alcohol is the great equalizer

El Padrino said...

details, pics if any please

El Padrino said...

eye muffs meiz

kill all the gophers said...

"According to Danyelle Freeman aka Restaurant Girl, the secret to seducing a lady is by making her dessert"


also, note the timing aspect. A woman is at peak arousal after successfully dominating another woman (and no, I don't mean that sexually). If your girl recently prevailed in some dispute with another woman, it's a good time to for you...and the sweeter the victory for her, the better for the guy who walks up to her with a cheesecake.

El Padrino said...

yeah anytime cmep fights with her mom she blows me

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keef said...

"Blair River, the 6-foot-8 575 pound 29-year-old spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill restaurant known for its epic stunt-ish food and commercials, passed away on Tuesday at the age of 29."


Saw that this morning. I didn't know he went to my hike school

keef said...

7 day extension for NFL talks

keef said...

I'll buy that Dusty Baker bobble

keef said...

best PFP safety going to the Chargers

El Padrino said...

nice weather

El Padrino said...

panacea

El Padrino said...

Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown snorted lines of cocaine at a party recently and it was all caught on camera...The 18-year-old teenage daughter of Whitney and rapper Bobby Brown is on a partying path of destruction; smoking marijuana, chugging beer and getting drunk on bottles of Everclear, a 151 proof grain alcohol

shocker

Blue said...

"partying path of destruction; smoking marijuana, chugging beer and getting drunk on bottles of Everclear, a 151 proof grain alcohol"


I call that #winning

Blue said...

sheen needs to post more pictures of hot chicks

Beth said...

If you want some interesting reading, go read the twitter feed of Sheen's "goddess" Bree Olson. Just be warned though, it is VERY much nsfw. Hell, it made me blush and that's very tough to do.

El Padrino said...

bree is suite

El Padrino said...

TD Bank

Tango Derby?

::kentucky::

then i caught on

El Padrino said...

im getting BOMBED tonight

El Padrino said...

quality of life

Blue said...

iverson's denver mansion is being foreclosed on.

even though it slated to be sold on April 1st, he just quit paying the mortgage as soon as it went under contract.

El Padrino said...

smat%

keef said...

Big day

El Padrino said...

bottoms up

El Padrino said...

that is awesome

El Padrino said...

Jeff Francoeur (now with Kansas City)


burn

keef said...

Saw that beer thing a while back. That's pretty cool

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot to mention

anyone see the ending to the jazz nugs game last night

shit was redonk

keef said...

SG with an awful what if column

keef said...

Video won't load for me, spiff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

different vid, just the last 5 seconds of the game

try that one

Blue said...

i watched that game live...fucking kirilenko.

laughed my ass off

Blue said...

best part is kirlenko's reaction..just walks off the court like no big deal

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP is proud of his fave pizza joint

Blue said...

kenyon martin is no longer allowed to inbounds the ball

fucked up against the lakers twice in the western conf finals...now this.

good thing his contract is expiring

Spaceman Spiff said...

"SiriusXM Radio is devoting a channel to the Charlie Sheen affair.

The satellite radio service announced Friday that it has created Tiger Blood Radio, a 24-hour limited-run channel it says will examine the news, facts and media frenzy surrounding the actor and his hit CBS series, "Two and a Half Men.""

lame, thought they were giving sheen a show

keef said...

Jazz video is grate

keef said...

Wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ozzie Guillen on Jake Peavy: "He's maybe got Tiger Blood.""

ozzie up in this

Blue said...

did ozzie tag it before he said it though?

JFreak said...

"best part is kirlenko's reaction..just walks off the court like no big deal"

Looks like Martin touched the ball while he was out of bounds. Probably wouldn't have changed the outcome, but still. Something like 4 or 5 tenths were left.

keef said...

Walllł

Todd Packer said...

Another big lov day

keef said...

Knicks!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

keef said...

Wall

tem said...

Go eers. Still no beth sighting

keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

Dear Blue...

Beth said...

Still no tem sighting...

JFreak said...

Why are you guys trying to sight each other?

Are you snipers?

Spaceman Spiff said...

charlie sheen live at 10 EST

tem said...

Baby babble

tem said...

Baby babble

keef said...

Doooooooooooooook. Hahahahahaha

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

Yug

Jugdish said...

yup

keef said...

Hi

Jugdish said...

tem dropped this word on me in words with friends:

umiaq

keef said...

I'm sitting here watching 48 Hours with cmk and hsil. Life can't get any better than this

S

Jugdish said...

just got home. one more drink...bummed that i have to work tomorrow

keef said...

Yeah tem is a words with friends cheater

Jugdish said...

how is the baby?

keef said...

We went out for sushi tonight with some friends and csil & hsil. The baby slept the whole time, and it was loud as shit there

Jugdish said...

i wish i could sleep like that

keef said...

No doubt.

Jugdish said...

gotta work tomorrow and do some police augmentee on monday...

Jugdish said...

vegas a week from monday though

keef said...

30 Clubs in 30 Days on MLBN has the white sox this week. I think Tuesday or wednesday

Jugdish said...

summit III should be in vegas

keef said...

gotta work tomorrow and do some police augmentee on monday...


Wft is that

Jugdish said...

ill dvr it...gotta do the tosh thing tomorrow too

keef said...

I'm still working on summit 2. Cmk is talking about going to Vegas in the fall so I might be able to swing it

Jugdish said...

cops on base are under manned and we have a lot of projects going on on base. when the contractors come in they have to undergo a vehicle inspection everytime. ill be helping with those

keef said...

Forgot about the tosh stand up tomorrow

Jugdish said...

I'm still working on summit 2. Cmk is talking about going to Vegas in the fall so I might be able to swing it

suite...its only fair

keef said...

Yeah. She doesn't have a problem with me going. It's just a matter of money with me

Jugdish said...

if we do it in austin i want someone to fly into houston and ride up with me

Jugdish said...

i can swing some deals on hotels with mil discounts...i should start researching that

Jugdish said...

"I have no qualms with sharing a bed with another man" - Mize

keef said...

I have many qualms sharing a bed with a dude

Jugdish said...

im sure we could find something reasonable in austin

Jugdish said...

mize said he needs a vacation...id think he could save for airfare between now and then

keef said...

I just boat* that 90 minutes in heaven book on kindle. You would probably like that book

Jugdish said...

derrick rose...mvp...do it

keef said...

mize said he needs a vacation...id think he could save for airfare between now and then


He couldn't save $35 for a hat for our bet

Jugdish said...

what is it?

gonna get a kindle or nook sometime in the next few months. next purchase is a paintball gun

Jugdish said...

mize will sew you a hat

Jugdish said...

i like that the knicks lost to the cavs again...suite

keef said...

"what is it?"


this

Jugdish said...

it appears the celts will sign anyone who was cut

Jugdish said...

looking forward to getting the kindle...ill check that out

i think the houston library system lends to kindles

keef said...

I DL the kindle on the iPad. We have a new contest at work for march selling Yellow Tail and the winner gets an iPad. I'm in 1st place after the first week. Jinx

Jugdish said...

Case for Christ is a good read...looks into an aethiest investigation to see if Christ is who he said he was

Jugdish said...

ipad 2?

keef said...

it appears the celts will sign anyone who was cut

Same with miami

keef said...

Probably not iPad 2

Jugdish said...

miami signs mize after sysco release

keef said...

Goddamn flights from here to Houston in September on SW are $179 each way

Jugdish said...

what about austin or san antonio?

keef said...

Rev is watching Miley right now

Jugdish said...

he may have a heart attack

keef said...

Same prices for Austin & SA

JFreak said...

Face.

JFreak said...

SG is having a crazy person draft on twitter.

JFreak said...

It's taco bell time.

keef said...

Why did Christina aguilera go #1 in the draft

Jugdish said...

enjoy your 30% meat

keef said...

It's 88% meat. Hence $.88

Jugdish said...

jug is done...good night!

keef said...

Good opening skit on SNL

JFreak said...

Taco Bell is great for what it is.

It's decent food that's also cheap. Which makes it great. And it's better than most every other fast food place.

It's exactly the opposite type of place EP likes to go to.

JFreak said...

I hate miley cyrus. Fastforwarded through her entire monologue.

I cringe every time she comes on screen.

JFreak said...

Keith, a warning from the future -- Miley does a sketch as Justin Beiber. Try your best to avoid it. The rest of your life will thank you.

keef said...

Thanks for the heads up

keef said...

Miley has a flatter face than any gook

keef said...

I'd still fuck her probably

keef said...

Just cuz shes famous

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

kill all the gophers said...

that 90 minutes in Heaven book looks pretty suite


sounds a little like a book I read back in the day about this nurse who interviewed 13 people who had died on the operating table and came back and what they experienced.


wild stuff

keef said...

What was that called

keef said...

Armageddon on tv right now. That's my guilty pleasure

tem said...

I don't wanna close my eyes....

keef said...

They just landed on the meteor

keef said...

unfortunately they overshot their projected landing, so they're sitting on an iron plate

keef said...

Oh crap, the detonator device is broken so someone is going to have to stay on the asteroid and detonate the bomb

keef said...

They drew straws to see who was going to stay behind and set the bomb off. Ben Affleck drew the shorted straw. O:FB. But then Bruce Willis shoved him back on the shuttle and stayed behind.

That put a damper on O:FB

keef said...

*shortest

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

OSU was 14/15 on 3 pt shot today. That's alright

keef said...

In the Heat locker room, some players shed frustrated tears



Bosh

tem said...

thanks for the spoiler alert. as.

Jugdish said...

i just niticed that the opening song in blades of glory is the same one that ferrel sings at the catalina wine mixer

Jugdish said...

noticed

Jugdish said...

Bulls

El Padrino said...

"at the catalina wine mixer"

ahem, its the fucking catalina wine mixer

El Padrino said...

"But then Bruce Willis shoved him back on the shuttle and stayed behind."

what a guy

does armageddon get you misty?

Jugdish said...

new tosh stand up tonight

Jugdish said...

Chaz Mize Meiz

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Rev is doing weight watchers.


Good for him. Good luck with that.
NS

Jugdish said...

Good for him. Good luck with that.
NS



^^^^^^

keef said...

Watching next grate* restaurant show now. Seems alright

keef said...

I want the grilled cheese idear to win

keef said...

Tosh standup is pretty good

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

oh well

keef said...

pushing

keef said...

bold

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