Thursday, March 03, 2011

Charlie Tweeter?

No, not the guy from Varsity Blues...although they seem to have similar lifestyles. And yes, I know its spelled Tweeder in the movie. Remember the older guy at the party in the letterman jacket who puts the flower pot on his head before Tweeder pops him in the nuts with the plastic bat? That guy is in the Mize of West Canaan.

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I'm probably in the minority on this, but I don't find Sheen's "antics", "act", or quotes entertaining at all. I think part of it is just for show to get people to talk about him, follow him on twitter, etc. I think the other part of it is he has completlely lost touch with reality.

Until you have kids, you don't understand! /Blue

Neither does Sheen, the cops took his kids from him. He is a dumbass.
/Jug Rant>

How does Twitter verify accounts anyways? My guess is most of these celebrities have their handlers posting for them anyways, so what good is verifying it? If their handlers post something that makes them look dumb, they deny it or blame it on their brother.

Recently we have taken to the hitting each other in the nuts surprise shots at work. Gotta be on the lookout lately...don't want to get caught. That probably doesn't happen much in the office environment does it?

The Spurs lost their 11th game last night, which means they won't reach 72 wins to match the Bulls record. Tonight my brother and I had a Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, to celebrate the occasion. That's what the old 72 Dolphins do right?

Update: cgjid's aunt is still hanging on, but it is not going to be too much longer. They have her on a morphine drip just to ease her pain, as her organs are shutting down. cgjid is having a rough week and jug tries to keep his mouth shut...sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

Today I tried to start a new game on Words with Friends with a random opponent, and it told me I have too many active games going. rut roh!

Ever play paintball? I'm buying a gun as soon as my tax return comes back and taking that hobby back up...suite!

TPS shitstorm this week...not good times.

That's all I got...

187 comments:

Beth said...

"Recently we have taken to the hitting each other in the nuts surprise shots at work."

I hate it when that happens.

s

Beth said...

Meiz and Freak could still play for BYU...

Jugdish said...

"I'm aiming for some birthday strange this weekend."



left hand?


s

Jugdish said...

aja, isn't mize going ice fishing this weekend? is that a good place to pick up chicks? I'm thinking no

Jugdish said...

unless cubs chick is on that lake

Jugdish said...

ice fishing with her uncle


s

Jugdish said...

Lp

Beth said...

"aja, isn't mize going ice fishing this weekend? is that a good place to pick up chicks? I'm thinking no"

It is if it's anything like this.

NSFW

tem said...

Girl looked a little cold

tem said...

I had heartburn last night. Wft? I am getting old. Shit hurt.

El Padrino said...

i paintballed numerous times

its fun

El Padrino said...

cept when your goggles fog or your gun jams

El Padrino said...

sheen is hilarity

El Padrino said...

woman are so dramatic, understatement i know

Beth said...

"woman are so dramatic, understatement i know"

Good lord!! What the hell is with ALL you guys ALWAYS making such statements!!! It's like all of you hate all of women but only put up with us just to sleep with us!!!! I swear, we'd be better off just giving up guys altogether if that's how all you assholes think!!!!!!!!


SWIDT?

El Padrino said...

i see

El Padrino said...

what you did there

El Padrino said...

tolt cmep about summitt II

got a ::stank eye::

Blue said...

"sheen is hilarity"

agreed

i don't think he's faking it to get twitter followers.

I think this is really how his mind works.

Blue said...

and i guess the weird thing is how articulate and smart he is to go along with his craziness.

El Padrino said...

he likes to party

El Padrino said...

doc gooden will be on celebrity rehab

keef said...

"Meiz and Freak could still play for BYU..."


bethfast

keef said...

I like how Sheen was wearing an Indians hat in the video where the cops are taking his kids.

El Padrino said...

rick vaughn

El Padrino said...

never saw two and a half men

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC was good until the end, weaksauce

El Padrino said...

hate when they keep them all

El Padrino said...

aw shit sorry keef

El Padrino said...

eyemuffs

El Padrino said...

tiffany should have went, she even thought so

El Padrino said...

carla married

wft

El Padrino said...

blais is such a debbie downer sad sack

El Padrino said...

antonia hates makeup

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiffany shouldnt even be on the show

keef said...

fucking lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

1 good dish and how many episodes in is it

El Padrino said...

isabella cant be happy going against voltaggio

Spaceman Spiff said...

"isabella cant be happy going against voltaggio"

about to post this, he must be scurred

El Padrino said...

Jhoulys Chacin

blue, i have an opportunity to keep him in $$$$ league

should i

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiffany gets lucky again with kevin, maybe gonna make it to the finals which would be redonk

El Padrino said...

i want some glasswort

El Padrino said...

yeah she caught a break
but he did beat ed and angelo which was really strange

keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

the president's speech

El Padrino said...

pretty funny

El Padrino said...

which team to root for

keef said...

7/10

El Padrino said...

downey jr was on snl?

El Padrino said...

cost me a 10/10

keef said...

12/31

keef said...

lp doesn't give a fuck about spoiling

kill all the gophers said...

"never saw two and a half men"



it's awful; I never understood it's appeal

keef said...

you would think that kod would like a show called 2 1/2 men

kill all the gophers said...

true; plus it stars 2 80s movie icons



but alas, it's painfully unfunny

keef said...

21/25

El Padrino said...

watched 5 min of mondern family because people keep telling me to watch it

whats with the two fags man

El Padrino said...

i get vegara's appeal

El Padrino said...

obviously

kill all the gophers said...

Modern Family is really really funny IMO; The Middle is pretty good too


I think those are the only 2 current sitcoms I like/watch

keef said...

there's probably nothing I wouldn't do to sofia vergara

Blue said...

"true; plus it stars 2 80s movie icons"

was jon cryer really an 80's movie icon?

kill all the gophers said...

oh wait, that was dumb; I love the Thursday sitcom block on NBC (cept for Outsourced and whatever shitty show they throw on at 7:30 PM)

kill all the gophers said...

was jon cryer really an 80's movie icon?


oh fuck yeah; he was Duckie. icon status

Spaceman Spiff said...

"whats with the two fags man"

you see the title of the show?

show is funny

Blue said...

"oh fuck yeah; he was Duckie. icon status"

nerve watched pretty in pink


(ns)

Blue said...

awesome tweet by mize

kill all the gophers said...

"nerve watched pretty in pink"

not nearly as good as some of JHs other work (BC, UB, 16 candles, PTA, Vacation, etc.)


but still quite good

Blue said...

@atmeiller

"yeah, time to get back on the job hung. This place lacks accountability. ppl dont want to shoulder their responsibilities. Cant have it."

Blue said...

kod left out Ferris Bueller's day off

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

kill all the gophers said...

"kod left out Ferris Bueller's day off"


yeah, he's got so many good ones, so I just added etc...although I always thought that one was overrated

Blue said...

"although I always thought that one was overrated"


well it's no grease 2

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF

El Padrino said...

"yeah, time to get back on the job hung. This place lacks accountability. ppl dont want to shoulder their responsibilities. Cant have it."


ahahhahahhaaa

tem said...

grease 2 is a saint

Spaceman Spiff said...

darth sheen

enjoyed the first 10 seconds

Blue said...

keef will love that video

El Padrino said...

why cant indians use untensils

Blue said...

they do, they use tomahawks

El Padrino said...

other kind

keef said...

There are no utensils at medieval times because there were no utensils in medieval times

El Padrino said...

love that line

El Padrino said...

there were no untensils but there was pepsi?

El Padrino said...

thats something you would say In real life

keef said...

can't believe lp hasn't clowed* my cmk pic yet

El Padrino said...

i dont know what your referring too

keef said...

my blog

El Padrino said...

no clue you had a blog

keef said...

i post about once every 6 months

El Padrino said...

i see, nice "married hands" pic fag

El Padrino said...

aja, cute baby

keef said...

there it is

El Padrino said...

i didnt know you can buy casket lining without buying the casket

keef said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

Thousands of Owners Ditch Old iPads for Newer Model

*rich people, cross out owners

keef said...

"i didnt know you can buy casket lining without buying the casket"

can you buy a casket without buying the lining?

El Padrino said...

vegas stadium

El Padrino said...

"can you buy a casket without buying the lining?"


i dont know where did you get that red lining from

keef said...

"i dont know where did you get that red lining from"

are you color blind?

ns

keef said...

it's an orange blanket

El Padrino said...

looks red, suite blanket
looks like she's nestled in a muppet from sesame street

El Padrino said...

richard blais wife is jazmin

jazmin blais

comic book name for sure

keef said...

i think I'm gonna give up dairy for lent.

El Padrino said...

like all dairy or just milk

El Padrino said...

cuz that'd be pretty incredible

no ice cream, chocolate, cheese, titties, butter, etc

keef said...

"like all dairy or just milk"


Still deciding. I eat a lot of ice cream and cereal and drink a lot of melk*. Not sure I'd be able to not have butter because it's in everything. And titties? I've been on lent for the last 10 months

keef said...

bgas. is a month old today. wft. Shit flies by

El Padrino said...

eggs

El Padrino said...

just give up ice cream fool

El Padrino said...

one year i gave up fried foods and it was the dumbest thing ever

keef said...

NFL/NFLPA close to a deal

El Padrino said...

if i gave up carbs i'd lose 90 pounds

El Padrino said...

s

keef said...

"eggs"


pardon?

keef said...

"just give up ice cream fool"

That would be too easy for me. I figure I'll give up regular milk too

keef said...

eggs are in the meat group

El Padrino said...

some people consider them dairy product, i dont was busting balls

El Padrino said...

That would be too easy for me. I figure I'll give up regular milk too

give up sugary cereal and ice cream

keef said...

oic

El Padrino said...

im gonna gie up whacking off
act like a mormon

keef said...

"give up sugary cereal and ice cream"


I'll stick with milk

El Padrino said...

coward

El Padrino said...

"Their anal fins are sharply concave."

mine too!
/meiz

tem said...

who considers eggs dairy?

El Padrino said...

cheffies and crazy people

something about being a byproduct of an animal is dairy

Spaceman Spiff said...

caviar is dairy?

tem said...

i've never heard it used as anything other than milk based products.

i either just learnt something or el pad is way off.

Spaceman Spiff said...

never heard of an egg as dairy either

El Padrino said...

The misconception that eggs are dairy products is often a result of a confusion between the terms dairy product and animal byproduct. While eggs are, indeed, produced by animals and, therefore, an animal byproduct, they are not a dairy product or a derivative of dairy products.

El Padrino said...

hawk signed 5 year deal with Packers

tem said...

of course he did. they weren't really going to get rid of their leading tackler and he wasn't going to leave the one part of the country where he isn't considered the ugliest person ever.

Spaceman Spiff said...

perkins doesnt look happy in that okc uni

kill all the gophers said...

"who considers eggs dairy?"

eggs is a protein, in with meat in the food pyramid.

kill all the gophers said...

all dairy comes from nipples

kill all the gophers said...

or udders

El Padrino said...

afternoon computer crash is always suite

El Padrino said...

beth you ghost write this?

keef said...

"coward"


ok

Spaceman Spiff said...

potential H pic

El Padrino said...

need dat ass

keef said...

you want paul pierce's as.?

El Padrino said...

chain pastas

El Padrino said...

free fries tomorrow

Beth said...

"beth you ghost write this?"

Damn, that's actually a really good article, and at the risk of saying too much on LOV, an article to which I can relate to a lot of what she says. The part about getting engaged and freaking out I can especially relate to.

(all ns)

Of course I feel compelled to point out I'm not 41 like her!


Bet you didn't expect a serious answer, did you EP?

El Padrino said...

shockey, panthers

El Padrino said...

Bet you didn't expect a serious answer, did you EP?


i did not

El Padrino said...

see fallon's sheen?

very good

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"see fallon's sheen?

very good"

again with the dong talk

El Padrino said...

EP

the fuck

Jugdish said...

"see fallon's sheen?



that was a good impression

keef said...

I want to read that book 90 Minutes in Heaven

El Padrino said...

the guy that said he went to heaven even though he was alive?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

wava

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ninjarobot5000
My girlfriend just sent me an email"

tyler is temgaged already

keef said...

"the guy that said he went to heaven even though he was alive?"

yeah

El Padrino said...

labor extended

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, any UFC picks for tonights card

El Padrino said...

piece

keef said...

Wall

H said...

H loves paintball

keef said...

"I'm probably in the minority on this, but I don't find Sheen's "antics", "act", or quotes entertaining at all. I think part of it is just for show to get people to talk about him, follow him on twitter, etc"



I don't see anything wrong with it.

/aitch

H said...

"can't believe lp hasn't clowed* my cmk pic yet"

And you call me an attention whore?

keef said...

Yep

H said...

Anyone see the chick from Sons of Anarchy in Playboy? She looks like a fuckin skeleton. not impressed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

paulharris* with a heel hook, suite

keef said...

WINNING

Mize said...

"aja, isn't mize going ice fishing this weekend? is that a good place to pick up chicks? I'm thinking no"


sisterofmize brings friends. A couple of them like mize.

H said...

"sisterofmize brings friends. A couple of them like mize."

-160

Mize said...

I'd put it closer to a pick 'em.

Mize said...

I had to eracist that tweet. Probably not a good idear to tweet about your employer like that. Bad look on my part.

H said...

"Probably not a good idear to tweet about your employer like that."

This^

Mize said...

Casey McGehee, mashing out so far. Thanks for the 3rd baseman, Freak.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The University of Oregon paid more than $28,000 to two men with ties to multiple recruits who signed letters of intent with the school, Yahoo! Sports has learned."

keef said...

It's legit. Just a recruiting service

keef said...

S

keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

Wall this, retard

Mize said...

Bree Olson needs to shave that dugout

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Bree Olson needs to shave that dugout


Mize is rubbing out to porn to prepare for sexy time this weekend. Smart

Mize said...

Nope. Egotastic.

Mize said...

Wait. That reads wrong.

Aww, fuck it.

keef said...

I understood it

Mize said...

Thank god for that

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