Friday, March 25, 2011

Break Bread

The real problem I have with the Rebecca Black video is whats with all the promiscuous auto safety. I mean that is just dangerous.


Gonna second Tem's thought here. Blaine Gabbert 1st overall? Really?


Fuck Dook. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Haven't mentioned the Wildcats in a long time.

Butler won again and I'm kind of getting sick and tired of it. I think it's because Freak is involved.

Kemba Walker >> Jimmer

Between Duke, BYU, Sconnie and Butler and sprinkle in some Florida we had a suite white boy theme going.

VCU, OSU, UNC, KU your winners tonight.

Lots of unrest in the Arab lands. I read some article that this would set the stage for a third World War. That's silly talk. USA alone would obliterate all the Arab countries combined. I don't mean the allies we have in the Middle East, I mean the shit streets of Libya and the like. America shits a bigger GDP than Yemen.

Portugal is the poorest European country and only 28% of the people graduate high school. Czhech first with 90%, by the way, America is 88%. Which should be better if it werent for animals eating on the subway. Speaking of that, Latinos and Asians made the biggest leap in the 2010 Census. I mean, like we didn't know that.

My favorite meal is dinner. Tonight we feast and laugh.


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Jugdish said...

HI-YA FIVE!

Beth said...

EP missed out on the easy 1st tcs points, leaving them for jug.

I hope he does better calling the plays for his touch football team.

Beth said...

Wait, you get points for the 1st comment?????

/EP

Todd Packer said...

"is there going to be a freak/tp bet on the butler/fl game?"

still waiting for Hreak to pay off his jets/colts bet

El Padrino said...

i dont need tcs points....yet

Jugdish said...

Lp is the allen iverson of tcs

El Padrino said...

richest sports owners

Beth said...

"Lp is the allen iverson of tcs"

I almost wish I followed basketball enough to know what that means.

Jugdish said...

Ozzie

Jugdish said...

I almost wish I followed basketball enough to know what that means.

El Padrino said...

i dont understand how these athletes get foreclosed on

im not one to give personal finance advice but one would think you'd pay for your property in cash and not even mortgage it

not like they cant afford it

tem said...

"i dont need tcs points....yet"

says you. dangerously close to missing the tourney.

el pad is on the bubble.

tem said...

he probably wants to be in the NICS anyway.

Beth said...

Tem, didn't you do daily TCS updates before? Or did you decide making up standings daily was too much work so are now just going to make them up once a week?

tem said...

^

tem said...

i'm gonna update them today so people know what kind of work they need to do over the weekend and on monday.

tem said...

if i am bored i'll update them on monday too

El Padrino said...

"says you. dangerously close to missing the tourney.

el pad is on the bubble."


it's all fixed anyway

El Padrino said...

im here everyday

tem said...

northwestern was there everyday and they didn't make the big dance.

El Padrino said...

dictator

tem said...

^

El Padrino said...

i should get a by in to the final four on credentials alone

tem said...

i prefer temtator though

tem said...

but i'll let it slide because you are here everyday

El Padrino said...

temocrat

El Padrino said...

temocratic*

i meant

El Padrino said...

temabsolutist

El Padrino said...

that doesnt have a nice ring to it

El Padrino said...

Temryant

Jugdish said...

he probably wants to be in the NICS anyway.


I thought it was the Tem Invitational Tournament

El Padrino said...

ISWYDT

Jugdish said...

i read ozzie guillen's tweets with his accent in my mind

Jugdish said...

Lp, is douche bank still sending you to that seminar in austin this sept?

El Padrino said...

"Lp, is douche bank still sending you to that seminar in austin this sept?"

no, all business travel as been cancelled unless necessary

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

suite

Jugdish said...

kod

El Padrino said...

better food in ballparks

keef said...

"(I know you were bidding your time.)"


Goddamn preview

tem said...

not sure a 38 minute wall is worth anything...

Jugdish said...

fan sues nfl

Jugdish said...

not sure a 38 minute wall is worth anything...

but it might be

Jugdish said...

Magic insist they will grow playoff beards




I'm mean it! We'll do it!!

keef said...

Bgas.is sleeping all night now. Praise jeebus

keef said...

How's bblp?

El Padrino said...

"Bgas.is sleeping all night now. Praise jeebus"

so jealous

you probably ferberized her

commie

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP must have loved this weeks lights out episode

keef said...

Can't believe h thoat* uofa winning would give me a stiffy

Jugdish said...

you probably ferberized her



funny

El Padrino said...

"How's bblp?"

getting better i would say just based on my infinite infant knowledge he found his hand the other day and has been trying to eat it ever since

goes back to dr later

El Padrino said...

"EP must have loved this weeks lights out episode"

it was great, possibly the best one

keef said...

I had to wiki ferberize. No, we didn't do that

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP and keef

El Padrino said...

Lights Out and Justified have renewed my confidence in solid TV writing, if only network TV can take suit I can ween off reality tv

El Padrino said...

"EP and keef"

whiskey tango

notice the chest tattoo on mom

classy

El Padrino said...

"I had to wiki ferberize. No, we didn't do that"

Meet the Fockers

keef said...

WT fo sho

El Padrino said...

buffalo wild wings must be nervous bout the lockout

keef said...

They're nervous about your face

El Padrino said...

bronchitis not rsv

keef said...

Hopefully he doesn't need that breathing machine. Those are the worse

El Padrino said...

i doubt it, we've been doing nebulizer treatments

keef said...

A tourist has been attacked by a shark after ignoring warnings to stay out of the water, according to a lifeguard in the Mexican resort of Cancun.



Dumb bitch

keef said...

i doubt it, we've been doing nebulizer treatments



So a breathing machine. Got it.
Aja, that's what I was talking about. Infants hate those things

keef said...

freak shot a kid

El Padrino said...

"So a breathing machine. Got it.
Aja, that's what I was talking about. Infants hate those things"

thought you meant the one at the hospital, they HATE that one even more

keef said...

whitlock

keef said...

Wft is JW talking about with Sonya Curry? She aint fine

El Padrino said...

never even saw her

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Wft is JW talking about with Sonya Curry? She aint fine"

he's black

Jugdish said...

he's black


so is my face!

/steve

JFreak said...

"Todd Packer said...

what would you like to know?"

"keef said...
I was wrong about FU and Butler

JFreak said...
I won't hold it against you.

JFreak said...
I don't know about TP."

El Padrino said...

tarheel connection to a newark kid

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ohio State coach Jim Tressel forwarded emails warning that his players were in trouble to a mentor of Buckeyes quarterback Terrelle Pryor despite withholding them from school officials, The Columbus Dispatch reported Friday.

Tressel nodded his head when asked at a March 8 news conference whether he had forwarded the emails to anyone. Ohio State athletic director Gene Smith prevented Tressel from elaborating as the case is still under NCAA investigation.

Ohio State didn't confirm the forwarded emails to Sarniak, telling The Dispatch it won't comment on the case until the NCAA investigation is concluded."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"tarheel connection to a newark kid"

pic on the right is hilarity

JFreak said...

"Lights Out and Justified have renewed my confidence in solid TV writing"

Lights Out just got cancelled yesterday.

El Padrino said...

"pic on the right is hilarity"

yes it is, third day in a row its there

El Padrino said...

i figured, lights out seems like a 16 episode show to begin with

i mean how much shit can happen to one guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

rome is playing and commenting on rebecca black today, radio off

keef said...

"rome is playing and commenting on rebecca black today, radio off"

Good to know. It's delayed an hour here since the time change so I won't even bother

El Padrino said...

i hate rome

El Padrino said...

(the radio personality)

keef said...

"i hate rome"


TOTPM

Jugdish said...

fail


she is hot too

El Padrino said...

There is a device used to measure testicles. It’s called an orchidometer.

keef said...

insurance company is sending some medical person to our house tomorrow to run a bunch of tests on me & cmk for life insurance.

Yay. eteo

El Padrino said...

damn what you taking out a milly

El Padrino said...

cmk or csil is happy bout arizona right

Jugdish said...

keef van lew

Todd Packer said...

""Todd Packer said...

what would you like to know?"

"keef said...
I was wrong about FU and Butler

JFreak said...
I won't hold it against you.

JFreak said...
I don't know about TP."



got it

Jugdish said...

to run a bunch of tests on me & cmk for life insurance.


hopefully there is a test for your face

keef said...

"damn what you taking out a milly"

No. Haven't decided yet. Deciding between 250 & 500.

keef said...

"cmk or csil is happy bout arizona right"


Cmk graduated from ASU. Csil & hsil went to Arizona

El Padrino said...

"hopefully there is a test for your face"

insurance guy : sir you've been denied, our medical team does not like your face

El Padrino said...

when the medical person comes keef, lie on the ground in the green shirt

please

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt mention the ixnaycolonnay problem keef


;0

El Padrino said...

and hide the tuna shelves, they might think you'll die early from mercury poison

Todd Packer said...

"tuna shelves"

made me aitch

Todd Packer said...

just had to go for an EKG for life insurance at the new place

El Padrino said...

they just approved me without any of this shit

weird

Todd Packer said...

policy was for $400,000

El Padrino said...

did you guys check the "Are you awesome" yes or no box (yes) ?

i did

Todd Packer said...

"weird"

they do that when you call the plays

El Padrino said...

476,000 for me

El Padrino said...

cmep 50K so im working on gettin her life insurance

El Padrino said...

they wanted her to get evaluated, cuz she was pregnant

El Padrino said...

gotta re-boot

Todd Packer said...

"gotta re-boot"

get more RAM

Jugdish said...

Bullpen catching is not a particularly lucrative field; most who do it earn less than $60,000 annually.


Yes please!

/mize

Jugdish said...

inside baseball

keef said...

"Bullpen catching is not a particularly lucrative field; most who do it earn less than $60,000 annually."

I'd do it

El Padrino said...

60K for 8 months or 9 months

s'good

tem said...

i need more insurance

Jugdish said...

I'd do it


looks like you've been bullpen catching with your face

JFreak said...

There definitely haven't been enough "your face" jokes yet in TCS.

tem said...

TCS scores:

jug 19
beth 8
el pad 9
kod 6
blue 8
keith 33
spiff 7
meiz 4
tyler 3
H -12
freak 13
tp 17

tem said...

"There definitely haven't been enough "your face" jokes yet in TCS."


i noticed very few good your face jokes.

barely any dat ass or dem tits as well.

tem said...

i figured spiff would clean up there, but he slacked.

tem said...

no prime or natty z's either

El Padrino said...

you changed the rules on the Z's

El Padrino said...

temyrant

keef said...

spiff had a natty last night

tem said...

i missed his natty.

i didn't change the rules on them.

tem said...

spiff 8

El Padrino said...

all nattys must contain at least 20 words combined for the 4 comments


rule change

El Padrino said...

and fuck aitch and his show up for TCS comments

beat it loser

Beth said...

"i figured spiff would clean up there, but he slacked."

I think you can blame your own rules for that, as you limited it to 2 points per day per person for dem tits and dat ass.

El Padrino said...

dem tits

keef said...

lp needs to get better with sfw urls

El Padrino said...

your at a fucking wendy's right now

keef said...

no i just got home so now I can see the link

keef said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

"This guy is getting paid $50 grand a night to DJ"

referring to Pauly D


i could puke right now

El Padrino said...

can see the veins in those

love that

keef said...

dap as.

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

you know how i know you're white?

/mize

El Padrino said...

looks like arroyo needs a nebulizer

tem said...

"I think you can blame your own rules for that, as you limited it to 2 points per day per person for dem tits and dat ass.
"

i figured he'd do 1 of each per day.

keef said...

"you know how i know you're white?"


This is one of the reasons why I can't stand black people

/blue

El Padrino said...

you see this doc rivers kid chiming in on fab five/duke talk?

quiet down son your a pipsqueak

tem said...

"all nattys must contain at least 20 words combined for the 4 comments"

been in the rules since the original post on wednesday

Jugdish said...

fab five didn't even win a big ten title

Blue said...

doc rivers is old

Blue said...

finally watched the UNLV documentary....great stuff...

fuck the NCAA

keef said...

"fab five didn't even win a big ten title"

Jim Jackson, yo

Blue said...

it was better than the fab 5 documentary


but sad there was no grandmama interviews

keef said...

"but sad there was no grandmama interviews"

Too bad. He could of* done his douche L arm thing

Blue said...

he came up with that a lot later

Blue said...

i imagine him being broke living in a meth house somewhere

Blue said...

"Johnson has converted to Islam. During the NBA season, he observed Ramadan, the holy month of fasting"


so he's mahmoud abdul grandmama now

keef said...

"he came up with that a lot later"

Right. But still before the doc was made

Blue said...

"In July 2007, Johnson expressed interest in making a comeback with the Knicks in some type of "leadership role".[8] On December 21, 2007, Johnson received a bachelor of arts degree in social science studies from UNLV."

his social science degree would have told him to stay away from the Carmelo trade

Blue said...

LJ and Isiah making all the knicks decisions would be hilarious

keef said...

compared to now?

El Padrino said...

donnie walsh is a saint

El Padrino said...

a 90 year old chain smoking wizard

El Padrino said...

blue

Jugdish said...

careful blue

Todd Packer said...

"it was better than the fab 5 documentary"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

your face is a documentary

Blue said...

"careful blue"


strange red lights, carrying water and fire retardant

Blue said...

"ur face is a documentary"


if by long and boring, like my johnson, you're probably right

Jugdish said...

if by long and boring, like my johnson, you're probably right


Lp likes this.

JFreak said...

your face likes lp.

JFreak said...

LP likes your face.

JFreak said...

Face lp your like.

JFreak said...

Your lp like face.

JFreak said...

Like face lp your.

JFreak said...

LP your face like.

JFreak said...

Face like lp your.

JFreak said...

Like lp your face.

El Padrino said...

enough

Blue said...

it's never enough

JFreak said...

your face is enough.

JFreak said...

Never enough for your face.

Jugdish said...

Mess

Blue said...

Dem tits

JFreak said...

Your face is a mess.

Blue said...

freak's face is tits

Blue said...

i'd like my face inbetween dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem UFC picks MEOW

keef said...

"i'd like my face inbetween dem tits"


What's that like?

/freak

tem said...

fucking blogger.

JFreak said...

blogger fucking your face.

tem said...

Leonard Garcia versus Chan Sung Jung


Chung got knocked the fuck out recently, so now he is prime for getting KOed until he changes his style. He won't change his style. Garcia is going to knock him the fuck out.

DaMarques Johnson versus Amir Sadollah

Johnson wins. I hate Sadollah.

Dan Hardy versus Anthony Johnson

Everyone thinks this one will be a KO by someone. Thus, it will go to decision. After 1.6 rounds both fighters will be tired.

Hardy wins a decision. Johnson will look huge though.


Antonio Rogerio Nogueira versus Phil Davis

Davis is the blacker Jon Jones. Or maybe the whiter Jon Jones. Either way he wins a ground and pound stoppage or decision.

Contract the Gophers said...

do you wanna see me crawl across the floor to you?

do you wanna hear me beg you to take me back?

well I would gladly do it cause

I don't waanaaa faaaaade away

JFreak said...

your face is gonna fade away.

JFreak said...

I think I might be done now.

JFreak said...

(Your face is done now.)

Blue said...

your fingers are done now

/beth

Blue said...

actually beth probably never said that

keef said...

fucking hilarity

Blue said...

dat ass

keef said...

Good ass

keef said...

I'd stick my face between those cheeks

keef said...

What's that like

/freak

keef said...

Or maybe he knows

keef said...

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