Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Big East Time

Big East Tourney Time!

AKA let's see what team gets overrated and then flames out in the NCAAs.

But first....

Squirrels

I was woken up this morning by a squirrel making a horrendouse noise outside my window. Femtem said it was a bird, but I got up and saw the fucker. It was a goddman squirrel. I had no idea squirrels made such a noise. I think it was its mating call. Or it was choking on a nut (yes! /lp). I hope the little guy or girl was OK. Femtem did not like it when I threatened to shoot the squirell and eat it. Especially since she still thought it was a bird.

That got me thinking, has anyone seen a baby squirrel? WTF do those look like?


Tourney Picks

UConn vs Depaul - UConn will roll.

Seton Hall vs Rutgers - Rutgers wins a minor upset.

Nova vs USF - Nova rolls.

Marquette vs Providence - I think Providence wins.



2nd Round

Uconn vs Gtown - UConn wins.

Rutgers vs St. Johns - St. Johns wins.

Nova vs Cinci - Nova wins

Providence vs WVU - WVU wins


3rd Round

UConn vs Pitt - Pitt wins. I hate Pitt.

St. Johns vs Cuse - Cuse wins. Cuse playing tough lately.

Nova vs Notre Dame - Nova magic runs out. ND wins. ND is also a popular wedding site.

WVU vs Louisville - Louisville wins



4th Round

Cuse beats Pitt

ND beats Louisville


Finals


Cuse bets ND

198 comments:

tem said...

The top 10 states and their average well-being scores (out of a possible 100 points):

1. Hawaii: 71.0

2. Wyoming: 69.2

3. North Dakota: 68.4

4. Alaska: 68.3

5. Colorado: 68.0

6. Minnesota: 68.0

7. South Dakota: 68.0

8. Utah: 67.9

9. Connecticut: 67.9

10. Nebraska: 67.8

11. Massachusetts: 67.8

The bottom 10 states

1. West Virginia: 61.7

2. Kentucky: 61.9

3. Mississippi: 63.0

4. Arkansas: 63.7

5. Alabama: 63.7

6. Ohio: 63.8

7. Delaware: 64.2

8. Nevada: 64.2

9. Louisiana: 64.3

10. Michigan: 64.6

Beth said...

"Femtem did not like it when I threatened to shoot the squirell and eat it."

I've tasted squirrel before. (ns) No surprise really but it tasted pretty much like chicken.

tem said...

squirrel meat is ok.

tem said...

mostly seems to find its way into soups and stews

tem said...

don't think many steaks are made from the squirrel.

tem said...

effing was a mating call.

mating call

tem said...

haha, tressel news is big here

tem said...

wall or something

tem said...

at least i am here

Beth said...

Wow, quite morning for LOV again.

But hey, at least Tem is here.

tem said...

exactly

tem said...

beth knows

keef said...

Rick Pitino is on DP right, he said the Big East tourney doesn't wear down the top teams because they get a double bye.

NS

tem said...

the regular season wears them down.

keef said...

That's nonsense

tem said...

words i've played recently on scrabble:


ravel
issei
pyxie
tyred
airers
umiaq
kheth

tem said...

i just type in letters until something works.

tem said...

and if i have a 'y' i just pretend it is an 'i' and use it.

tem said...

"That's nonsense"

your face is nonesense.

keef said...

I had a 70 pt word against jug yesterday

Jugdish said...

umiaq


that one was bs

Jugdish said...

I had a 70 pt word against jug yesterday



yeah that sucked too

Jugdish said...

mize is not acceptable in words with friends

tem said...

keith knows how to play the game. he strategierieisizes

keef said...

"Seton Hall vs Rutgers - Rutgers wins a minor upset."


Rutgers has a better record

tem said...

so?

tem said...

odds are -160.

it is a minor upset.

keef said...

Hsil is on words with friends now. I'm beating her by 100

tem said...

hall is a higher seed.

tem said...

"Hsil is on words with friends now. I'm beating her by 100"

after two words?

tem said...

covers.com has SH as a 4pt favorite.

keef said...

covers.com has SH as a 4pt favorite


Bedskirts.com has Rutgers as a 3 pt favorite

keef said...

after two words?



27 letters left

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

you gonna get a facebook now?

Jugdish said...

you gonna get a facebook now?


hilarity

tem said...

"Bedskirts.com has Rutgers as a 3 pt favorite"

not true. i check that site everyday.

El Padrino said...

"Femtem did not like it when I threatened to shoot the squirell and eat it."

can take the kid out of wava but cant take the wava out of the kid

Spaceman Spiff said...

white dunker

under 6', dude can float

El Padrino said...

"That's nonsense"

your face is nonesense.

^this

El Padrino said...

you gonna get a facebook now?


hilarity


negative

tem said...

i just dropped a zed on jug

tem said...

hungry

Spaceman Spiff said...

keenan and double rainbow guy getting paid

Jugdish said...

Bosh

keef said...

Just got an 81 pt word against temothy

keef said...

Aniston. is so goddamn hot

El Padrino said...

aniston like a fine wine, hotter as she ages

El Padrino said...

in this day and age how do you cheat on someone?

with facebook, you cant it will always come back

the get caught rate was high back before facebook, now it must be damn near 100%

El Padrino said...

facebook is to infidelity as DNA is to getting away with murder

keef said...

And crazy as sin

keef said...

Re: Aniston

keef said...

in this day and age how do you cheat on someone?



Dude you have 2 kids

El Padrino said...

"Dude you have 2 kids"

yeah i know im not interested in cheating on my wife as.

just conversating, random thought i had

Spaceman Spiff said...

theres social networks for cheaters

if you do it with someone at work or another non stranger, yea, youre probably getting caught

Spaceman Spiff said...

watched this whole thing

twas awesome

keef said...

Ashleymadison

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, you mad subway has more locations than mcd's now

El Padrino said...

Ashleymadison

colov

El Padrino said...

"EP, you mad subway has more locations than mcd's now"

no mickey d's still #1 $$$$$$

El Padrino said...

im mad at people for patronizing Subway

keef said...

I'm mad at people who the think they're too good to buy a value priced meal

keef said...

Who the think


Nice

El Padrino said...

well my retort to that is i only hate subway, every other value priced meal option out there i support and peridocially enjoy

keef said...

So you like OG. I knew you'd come around

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB

21 seconds in

Spaceman Spiff said...

shoulda just went with a crotch grab

/H

El Padrino said...

O:FB

21 seconds in



please send this to Simmons

El Padrino said...

or yourself

Blue said...

what a fag

Spaceman Spiff said...

two thumbs way up

keef said...

Awesome

tem said...

how was the twitter account charliesheen not taken by someone else before?

keef said...

whitlock

tem said...

by the by, charlie sheen will be the most popular male halloween costume this year.

keef said...

You think?

El Padrino said...

no bosh

all you gotta do is blackface and cry all night

keef said...

and act tough

Jugdish said...

this was fun while it lasted...right miami?

keef said...

Miami isn't here

Jugdish said...

i know

El Padrino said...

beltran needing 5 days is not good, this year will try my patience

El Padrino said...

perez 3 runs in 3 innings

cut this shithead already

keef said...

They interviewed Collins during the game yesterday and he made it clear that Oliver needed to show him something today

keef said...

Beltran looked like an 80 year old man running from 2nd to home on a hit the other day

Jugdish said...

sportsguy33 The Reuben Sandwich of Fantasy Football has returned! RT @AdamSchefter Former Giants RB Tiki Barber filed papers to come out of retirement.

Jugdish said...

clutch

Blue said...

didn't tiki leave his wife for some 18 year old chick

Jugdish said...

and didn't she work at dave and busters?

s

Blue said...

"clutch"

lebron is not clutch

so the one exception that proves the rule is that miracle shot he hit to beat orlando in the playoffs 2 years ago

Blue said...

dave and busters is the best

keef said...

didn't tiki leave his wife for some 18 year old chick



He left his pregnant with twins wife

keef said...

I'm filling out life insurance paperwork now. Exciting stuff

Jugdish said...

do i get a cut?

/mize

Blue said...

haircut

El Padrino said...

yeah tiki bagged his pregnant wife for some model

he thought he was all cool and shit retiring, then the giants won the super bowl and i dont think he ever got over that looked lost on NBC

El Padrino said...

keef your on vaca you said?

keef said...

do i get a cut?

/mize




He can have all my shoelaces

El Padrino said...

"Beltran looked like an 80 year old man running from 2nd to home on a hit the other day"

yeah no bueno, thank lord for pagan, hope he's for real for real not just one year for real

keef said...

"keef your on vaca you said"


Si

keef said...

100

El Padrino said...

waht you doing just lounging

keef said...

Right now just filling out this application and watching beisbol. But I've been doingmshit around the house and out in the yard

tem said...

shouldn't you be baby proofing the pool?

keef said...

You mean building a fence?

El Padrino said...

pool with toddler around would make me mucho nervous unless it fenced in with a good fence not a chinsky lock

tem said...

"You mean building a fence?"

maybe. i dunno how to baby proof a pool.

maybe you just put jello mix in.

keef said...

We're gonna put a fence up this year. Cmk's aunt boat* a house here which has an iron fence which she doesn't need so she's gonna let us have it

tem said...

she's giving you a house?

El Padrino said...

i dont need an iron fence either

tem said...

so tiki is going to come out of retirement and straight into a lockout?

keef said...

Iron pool fence

El Padrino said...

tina fey op-ed on writing

El Padrino said...

"Iron pool fence"

solid plan

El Padrino said...

soar* Salt

unsure

El Padrino said...

next inception

tem said...

what?

tem said...

"Henderson captured the Strikeforce light heavyweight championship with a rousing knockout against Cavalcante, as he put away the talented Brazilian 50 seconds into Round 3 in the Strikeforce "Feijao vs. Henderson" headliner Saturday at Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio. "


wft? i didn't even know strikeforce was going to be in town. never heard 1 ad for this or saw a single billboard.

El Padrino said...

cuz no one but you cares and it sucks

tem said...

your face sucks

El Padrino said...

how to split the check

keef said...

"how to split the check"


Get separate checks

tem said...

vacation in HH with the family is ridiculous for splitting cheks.

if the bill is $200 we either end up with $500 on the table or $50.

tem said...

vacation in HH with the family is ridiculous for splitting cheks.

if the bill is $200 we either end up with $500 on the table or $50.

keef said...

Separate checks

tem said...

can't do separate checks with parties of more than 8 or whatever.

tem said...

its an obiism

tem said...

plus splitting buckets of beer is a problem in and of itself.

who gets how many buckets?

JFreak said...

Your face gets all the buckets.

Blue said...

put that bucket on tem's tab


/meiz

Blue said...

splitting evenly is what grownups do

JFreak said...

Charge this guy for the buckets.

Blue said...

course it gets really complicated when you start adding kids to the check

El Padrino said...

splitting evenly is what grownups do

^this

El Padrino said...

note to self

don't go out to eat with keef

El Padrino said...

i dont want to miss a thing

Aerosmith

#nowplaying

El Padrino said...

::tears::

/keef

tem said...

out with friends we always split evenly.

out with family with 18 people, 6 of which are under 13 and 5 of which are over 65 it just gets all FUBAR.

El Padrino said...

"out with family with 18 people, 6 of which are under 13 and 5 of which are over 65 it just gets all FUBAR."

yeah that's different, thats why i dont vacation with family

tem said...

"VCU coach Shaka Smart was still incensed after his team's 70-65 loss by the "five-point swing" he believed Nixon's botched layup caused. Since referees didn't stop play until after the sequence was over, Old Dominion capitalized on Nixon's fall with a transition 3-pointer from guard Ben Finney."


ha, fuck you shaka.

tem said...

i went to school with shaka. he was a douche.

El Padrino said...

celeb apprentice

see jose canseco all swholled* up

looks massive

El Padrino said...

"Why Phil Collins wants to call it quits"


thought he quit 10 years ago

tem said...

ronde still plays in the league so tiki should be able too as well.

tem said...

"Why Phil Collins wants to call it quits"


thought he quit 10 years ago"


^^^


said the same thing to femtem yesterday.

keef said...

There's no doubt in my mind that tem boat* the word cheat app

tem said...

you don't need an app for that.

you just need a dictionary.

tem said...

tem boat nothing

tem said...

tem has a dictionary at his desk.

so he either just types in things that look like words or just looks in the dictionary at different letters.

tem said...

you are too fretty

tem said...

you can tell when i play and am not near a dictionary because that is when i do a normal word.

tem said...

if you want i'll stop using a dictionary.

Blue said...

why do you have a dictionary at your desk

tem said...

i dunno. it came with the office.

tem said...

i have a dictionary, a master tax guide, a book of auditing, 1 basic economics book, 1 intermediate accounting book, 1 financial accounting book, 1 business law book, 1 visual basic book and 1 tax book.

oh and 3 books that i can't tell what they are from here. they look like binders from CPE i went to.

tem said...

i also have a giant painting of anthya americana

tem said...

i mean aythya americana

El Padrino said...

::mona lisa::

tem said...

they look like ducks.

but the painting says "redhead aythya americana"


signed by Basil Ede in 1984.

print 189 of 750

tem said...

i guess it is a print, not a painting.

El Padrino said...

classy

Blue said...

ducks taste like squirrel

keef said...

if you want i'll stop using a dictionary.


No. Just some redonk words

keef said...

Vest suspended 2 games

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Greinke has fractured rib, will miss start of year"

too much dapping

Mize said...

stuffed Portabella. Pretty damn good.

keef said...

I'm not a fan of portabella shrooms

keef said...

Mize can you get your BCS boys to do their FMLB rankings again? I used them for 3 years and won money each time, then last year they didn't do them and I finished 5th

tem said...

"No. Just some redonk words"

yep. it entertains me. umiaq

Mize said...

"Mize can you get your BCS boys to do their FMLB rankings again? I used them for 3 years and won money each time, then last year they didn't do them and I finished 5th"


I doubt it, they're all lawyerly and shit now, so they're on LP fb status. Lame.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Zack Greinke is likely to begin the season on the disabled list because of a fractured right rib he injured while playing pickup basketball in the offseason.

The former AL Cy Young winner is expected to be out two to four weeks.

Greinke said he was hurt when he went up for a rebound and fell on his side.

"Everyone always told me not to do it because I was going to get hurt," Greinke said. "It finally caught up to me."
"

hilarity

Mize said...

And Roenicke specifically told him not to play basketball

keef said...

I doubt it, they're all lawyerly and shit now, so they're on LP fb status. Lame.


Stupid

H said...

Wall

Todd Packer said...

"squirrel meat is ok."

Tem was showing his wava roots today

Mize said...

If I had a .17 or a .22, I'd hunt rabbit & squirrel to kill some time.

JFreak said...

"Vest suspended 2 games"

Have to think NCAA will come in and make it longer.

Has to get at least as many games suspended as the players, right?

tem said...

fucking nova

tem said...

phat plays in words w/ friends

Todd Packer said...

"Have to think NCAA will come in and make it longer"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mize said...

"phat plays in words w/ friends"

That's awful

H said...

wall

keef said...

Has to get at least as many games suspended as the players, right?


I think he should

NS

Jugdish said...

one of the ccnsi headlines says "The Ohio State Mess"

funny

Jugdish said...

Blazers extend Heat's skid to five


also funny

Jugdish said...

Greinke is growing the Brady hair...good sign for the brewers


s

Jugdish said...

"It is common sense, we can talk about it, but I think it's evident," Bosh said. "I just have to get it where I'm effective. I'm a big man. I can shoot the ball but I'm a big man. So I have to get it where big guys get it. Then I feel I can start helping out this team more."


stop it bosh

Jugdish said...

"Hopefully guys can be aggressive and contribute more," Wade said. "There are guys on the bench that can help us, no question about it. That is all on coach.



Its blowing up.

Jugdish said...

Bosh back in October:

"I never really like to bump against people that are a lot, lot bigger than me," Bosh said in October. "I'm not the biggest guy in the world."


wussbag

Jugdish said...

Heat play the Lakers on Thursday...suite

Jugdish said...

I'm the next spiderman!

/tp

Jugdish said...

tem is cheating in words..."nth" is not a word

El Padrino said...

hes a cheat

El Padrino said...

miami mini implosion is suite

El Padrino said...

Lakers' Jackson on Heat: Big boys don't cry


face

El Padrino said...

soria

El Padrino said...

tressel news must be ya-huge in cbus or temhio

El Padrino said...

ironic too, sweater vest was like a saint in the NCAA eyes

Blue said...

post is up

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