Thursday, March 31, 2011

2011 NL Preview

This is long. LMC

NL West
San Francisco Giants (93-69): Reigning champs, I see no reason why they won’t win this division again. The top 4 of their rotation are as good as anything outside of Philly. Buster Posey is a man. Brian Wilson has a beard that is sweeter than the sweetest honey, even though he’s a little dinged up right now. I believe that they are going to keep top prospect Brandon Belt and plug him in at first base to start the season instead of giving him some more time in AAA. If he can hit like he’s expected, AHIK*, watch out. Kung Fu Panda had an awful year last year, so he spent the off-season on good conditioning program and came into camp in grate* shape. Only thing that they have against them is that they’re getting a little long in the tooth. Starters Tejada, Huff, Derosa, & Sanchez are a combined 250 years old. Google it. But I think they can put together 1 more run.
Player to watch: Brandon Belt. Can he win ROY?

Colorado Rockies (88-74): Solid young nucleus that is locked up for many years. Too many people are picking them to win, though. Obviously they’re led by Tulo & CarGo, but they have other pieces in place that I like. I like the addition of Wigginton in the off-season. Dude can play just about anywhere and is grate* coming off the bench. They’re ‘pen is one of the best in the league. The rotation is what scares me off. Ubaldo was grate for 3 ½ months, and then turned into garbage. Chacin is a good young pitcher but I don’t think he’s ready to make the jump yet. The rest of the starters are poopoo. When Jorge De La Rosa is your #2 pitcher, well, Jorge De La Rosa is your #2 pitcher. Helton and Giambi are a combined 89 years old. Google it.
Player to watch: Dexter Fowler. Can he get on base enough to steal 30-40 bases and give Tulo/CarGo RBI opps?

San Diego Fathers (77-85): SD surprised pretty much everyone last season. Will they do it again? No. But they won’t be terrible, despite having a roster of no-names and well traveled veterans. They’ve added ODogg, Bartlett, & Cameron Maybin up the middle, so defensively they’re in good shape. The question is once again, where are they going to get their runs, especially with the absence of AGonz? And Latos is going to miss the first few weeks of the season, so the other youngsters really need to step up. If they can get some leads to the 9th inning, AHIK*, there is noone better than Heath Bell.
Player to watch: Chase Headley. This is a make or brake* season for him. He was their #1 prospect a few years ago, and he hasn’t done dick in the bigs yet. I think this year is his last chance to prove something.

Arizona Dbacks (73-89): I’m not really sure what’s going on here in the PHX with this team. They got rid of guys like Reynolds & LaRoche because they K’d a lot, and then they go and sign Russell Branyan. Really? I think Mize is the only guy in the world who likes Branyan. I do think that this is the year that Upton makes his jump. He struggled a lot last year, which I think only helps him for this season. They pickt* up JJ Putz to close games, which I guess is better than Chad Qualls. The Melvin Mora pickup was good, if this was 2005. AHIK*. Maybe we’ll see some cool Kirk Gibson ejections this season.
Player to watch: Juan Miranda. Got him in a trade with the Yankees last season, has the potential for 30 HR.

LA Dodgers of Los Angeles (68-94): Oof, this o-fence is brutal. Thames, Kemp, Ethier, Blake, Furcal, Uribe, Loney, Barajas. Re-read that. Are they going to score 400 runs this year? Seriously? People talk about how grate* their pitching is, but I don’t see it. Kershaw, yes. Billingsley? They just renewed him for 3 more years for $40. He's not worth it but I guess they're trying to show that they are trying. Lilly is ok, but not a world beater. Kuroda? Stop it. Broxton was downright awful the 2nd half of last season. This is just a bad team with a bad ownership situation.
Player to watch: Broxton, I guess. Can he bounce back from last season’s bad 2nd half?

NL Central
Chicago Cubs (91-71): Just a gut feeling with this one. Every year there is a surprise team, and I think it’s the Cubs this season. I really like Quade running the team, he’s a grate* baseball guy. The best thing he could have done in spring was get rid of Silva, and he did it. Now, granted, their offense is a question mark right now. But Pena gives them a ton of power and plays a solid first base. And he’s not going to hit < .200 again, I could see him being about .240-.250 with 40 HR. That’s not unrealistic from him. Their pitching is the strength, obviously. I think the Colvin will replace Soriano in LF sooner rather than later, because we’ve seen that Quade isn’t afraid of making a statement. And their 7th, 8th, 9th inning guys Marshall, Wood, & Marmol are filthy. They’ll win a lot of 3-2, 4-3 games this season.
Player to watch: Matt Garza. Coming over from the AL East to the NL Central is like pitching against MLB talent and then against AAA. He should thrive in the #3 spot of that rotation.

Milwaukee Breer’s* (87-75): Exciting off-season for the Breer’s with the addition of Dap Greinke & Marcum. And this week they added Nyjer Morgan as insurance for Carlos Gomez. Solid pickup there. Their big question marks are RF (with Hart out), SS, & C. But they really are only going to go as far as their Big 3 at the top of the rotation take them. Is Yo really a #1? I’m not really sure. I’m leaning towards no. Greinke will start the season on the DL, and I don’t think they’re going to try to rush him back since it’s a rib injury. And when Hart is healthy, the middle of that lineup with him, Prince, Brawn*, and McGehee is top notch. They’ve handed the reigns to another Scioscia disciple, Roenicke, so we’ll see what he can do with it.
Player to watch: John Axford. He took over for Hoffman during the middle of the season last year and pitched well. He had control issues before, so has he been able to shake those to become a top tier closer?

Cincinnati Reds (86-76): Last year was special for Cincy. IDGAF if they were no-hit and swept out of the playoffs. The fact that they made the playoffs as a division winner was huge. Walt Jockety is building something pretty nice in the Queen City. Right now their big issue is their starting pitching, which is what I think is going to keep them from making a serious run this season. Cueto & Bailey are going to start the season on the DL with shoulder issues. Hopefully Arroyo has kicked his mononucleosis. But offensively, this team can rake. Led by Votto & Bruce (affectionately known as White Jesus by Tyler), they are going to score a lot of runs. Their big ?s are at SS & C. I also don’t see Cordero finishing the season as the closer with his control issues and Chapman sitting right there ready to take over.
Player to watch: Drew Stubbs. Has the potential to be a 30/30 guy batting leadoff, and plays solid D.

StL Cards (81-81): The Wainwright injury kills the LaRussas. Their starting pitching consists of Carpenter, Jaime Garcia, and poop. Offensively, it’s Pooholes & Holliday, and maybe Rasmus & Freese. I don’t know what those fans have to look forward to in StL. I mean, they have Miguel fucking Batista in their bullpen now. Shouldn’t be be somewhere writing poetry right now? For realz. And they’ve got fat Elvis in the OF. I don’t know how LaRussa can pull any of his magic with these guys. If they had Wainwright, I’d give them a shot. But not without him.
Player to watch: Pooholes, it’s a contract year!! /h
AJA, Jaime Garcia. He had a good rookie year, let’s see what he can do in year 2 now that the league has seen him at least once.

Goddamn Pirates (73-89): Good news, they’re not gonna finish last. Bad news, they’re still the goddamn Pirates. But they do have a new manager and some good young talent. McCutcheon is an exciting young guy. Pedro Alvarez could potentially hit 30 HR & drive in 100. What they do lack is pitching. Starters and relievers. But Ohlendork* could still end up being decent.
Player to watch: Jose Tabata. Acquired in the Xavier Nady trade, they’ve been waiting for him to make it to the bigs. This is his chance. He’ll be starting in LF on Opening Day.

Houston Astros (64-98): Awful team in Jugland. Their Opening Day starter is Brett Myers. Yep, THAT Brett Myers. The wife beater. Their #2 pitcher is named Wandy. The only thing I like about this team is Hunter Pence.
Player to watch: JA Happ. I was going to say Bill Hall, for mize’s sake. But Happ is who they got in the Oswalt deal last year. He’s pitched well, this could be the year he makes the jump to a top of the rotation guy.

NL East
Philadelphia Phillies (100-62): I just vomited in my mouth. I fucking hate Philly. But who else in the East is going to challenge them? They’ll have this division wrapped up by the end of August. The biggest question for them is how long will it take for key guys (Utley, Lidge, Brown) back from injury. I hope they never come back.
Player to watch: Dominic Brown. Great young player. But I hope he’s hurt all year. Fuck Philly.

Atlanta Braves (87-75): New manager. Gonna be weird not seeing Bobby Cox’s old ass sitting on the bench and bitching at the umpires anymore. They’ve got a rookie closing games. Chipper Jones is 45 years old. Google it. BTW, I just typed Google into MS Word, and it has the red squiggly line underneath it. Weird. But I digress. Jason Heyward has a year under his belt and is ready for a monster year. Their starting pitching is not bad. Hudson still has gas in the tank, Tommy Hanson is in year 3 now, Derek Lowe will give you innings. They’re in a weak (except for Philly) division, so a 2nd place finish is realistic.
Player to watch: Freddie Freeman. That’s a great name. He came up for a few games last year, but this year he’s the man at 1B from day 1. Expect big things.

Florida Marlins (85-77): Lots of young talent on offense, and some veterans in the rotation. I like the addition of Javy Vazquez. He’s grate* in the NL and awful in the AL. Good thing for him the ‘fins (/LP) are in the NL. Mike Stanton has seen the league once, and he’s ready to drop bombs. Hanley is Hanley. He’ll drive his manager crazy, but his talent will override that. Josh Johnson is a top 5 pitcher in the league.
Player to watch: Stanton. Has 40 HR potential, even in that giant park. He’ll K a lot, but who cares? Chicks dig the long ball.

New York Mess (75-87): Oh, shall we call this the curse of Madoff? This team is fuckt*. I heard Al Leiter on Rome the other day, and he said it’s going to be easily 5 years before the Mess are contenders again. I’d go along with that. They have a lot of issues. What to like about them? Ike Davis & DWright. What to dislike about them? Everything else. Sorry LP, you deserve better for all the positive shit you wrote about them at the Stache.
Player to watch: Angel Pagan. Was last year a fluke, or did he finally show the talent that had been expected of him for years?

Washington Nationals (68-94): If Strasburg was healthy, AHIK*, I’d have them ahead of the Mess. But without him, they are among the worst in beisbol. The only thing I like about this team is Ryan Zimmerman. Now that Jayson Werth got his big payday, he’s going to be a middle of the road player. I guarantee it.
Player to watch: Strasburg. Even if he’s not pitching, he’s more exciting than anyone else on this team. Will the Nats try to rush him back by the end of the season or will they use their brains and wait until 2012 and we’ll watch him pitch from our tents.

Awards:
MVP: Troy Tulowitzki
Cy Young: Roy Halladay
ROY: Brandon Belt

Playoffs: Colorado over Philly, Chicago over SF
NLCS: Colorado over Chicago

Who you got in the AL, LP?

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Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

nice post, freak

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

wall

Jugdish said...

face

Jugdish said...

sorry to hear about your boss keef...that sucks

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

I need a boat to get to work today

Beth said...

H's comment from LOVad:

"but I am shocked by how many girls fight me on it and want to pay on a first date."


Not sure if women everywhere are like this but I know me and most of my friends are - if we are seriously offering to pay on a 1st date, and not just putting up token resistance, it means there's no interest there and we don't want to feel like we owe you even a good night kiss.

ns

Beth said...

As the token chick on LOV I feel it's my duty to educate you guys on these things.

(some s, some ns)

Jugdish said...

i really don't want to see a red sox phillies world series

tem said...

I thought the same thing beth did, but forgot to mention it. Ifchick is offering to pay on 1st date she is either loaded or has no interest in date 2.

tem said...

Of course h fucks milfs so maybe they are like 50. Cougars probably pay.

Beth said...

"Ifchick is offering to pay on 1st date she is either loaded or has no interest in date 2."

It'd suck for you if she was both.

tem said...

Jug jujst wants first date eye contact...take it slow. First kiss is date 9.

tem said...

There would be no sucking if it were both

H said...

"Just found out from my buddy & HD that my boss for the first 6 months I was there (he switched departments after) had a major stroke and died tonight. Sucks, I was pretty close with him."

Sorry to hear this, bro.

H said...

"if we are seriously offering to pay on a 1st date, and not just putting up token resistance, it means there's no interest there and we don't want to feel like we owe you even a good night kiss."

Has not been my experience thus far. Guess I have lucked out. NS.

H said...

gfH insisted on paying the first time we went out to eat.

H said...

It was a nice dinner at Olive Garden...






























S

H said...

I've been working since 6 PM last night. Dispatched until 2:30 AM, then did 2 airport runs and a couple local jobs, now back on the desk from 8 MA until 11AM, back here for 6 PM. Gonna be drinking a lot of Red Bull

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

your face is an olive garden

H said...

It was not your fault but mine. And it was your heart on the line. I really fucked it up this time. Didn't I my dear? Didn't I my dear?

H said...

My face is not the best Italian restaurant ever

H said...

"the best Italian restaurant"

It is not authentic!!!

/EP

H said...

Your face is not authentic

/Freak

H said...

Freak is not authentic

/Me

Beth said...

"It was not your fault but mine. And it was your heart on the line. I really fucked it up this time. Didn't I my dear? Didn't I my dear?"

Great song, I just listened to it this morning.

tem said...

your face is a red bull

Beth said...

"Has not been my experience thus far. Guess I have lucked out. NS."

Just goes to show, even the women in Boston are strange.

s

tem said...

H with a natty there. too bad he threw the round robin round.

he could have used the OG gift card that might be part of the prize pack.

tem said...

who does beth go to HH with now that she doesn't go with exfembeth?

H said...

Your face threw the round robin

H said...

"Just goes to show, even the women in Boston are strange."

Or Awesome.

H said...

"who does beth go to HH with now that she doesn't go with exfembeth?"

Don't say anything, Beth. It's supposed to be our little secret....CRAP!

tem said...

i could not do H's hours. those suck.

tem said...

does she pay H?

if so she doesn't want action.

if not....

tem said...

time to go see Dr. J.

fun!

Beth said...

"who does beth go to HH with now that she doesn't go with exfembeth?"

Well it was SUPPOSED to be H but then the asshole went out and got himself a gf...


Actually now I go with my best friend (female). Monday too is the 1 year anniversary of breaking up with exfembeth so she already knows to expect lots of drinking that night.

H said...

"Well it was SUPPOSED to be H but then the asshole went out and got himself a gf..."

I can multitask ;)

H said...

";)"

CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!!
/EP

H said...

I shake my fists up to the sky, just keeping my dreams alive. I'm one part saint and two parts sinner and the last part is still on the line.

H said...

"i could not do H's hours. those suck."

You get used to it. NS.

H said...

"so she already knows to expect lots of drinking that night."

Can we get photographic and/or videographic proof of the inevitable girl on girl action?

H said...

Unless your friend is not hot.

H said...

H es en fuego esta manana!!!

H said...

You know I don't speak Spanish

/EP

H said...

En fuego is the worst catch phrase ever!

/I forget who said it.

H said...

I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good. You can't forsake it, 'cuz it's understood. I'm not in love, but the sex is good.

H said...

Living in a world so cold, wasting away. Living in a shell with no soul, since you've gone away. Living in a world so cold, counting the days, since you've gone away.

tem said...

I don't remeber when I called it off with exfemtem.

tem said...

Well, not the exact day. I know the month and year.

Beth said...

"Unless your friend is not hot."

Well I don't hang out with ugly chicks.

Just joking above but my friend is pretty attractive (and has a wild side). But she's also 100% straight. We've talked about it and she knows about my bi experiences but loves to tease me about it. She always tells me I better not hit on her.

Beth said...

"I don't remeber when I called it off with exfemtem."

You're not supposed to, you're a guy. But I bet exfemtem probably does.

H said...

"Well, not the exact day. I know the month and year."

Same with me. I Remeber time frames but not exact dates.

H said...

"You're not supposed to, you're a guy. But I bet exfemtem probably does."

This

tem said...

If she tells you not to hit on her she wants you to hit on her.

Girl science.

tem said...

Ok entering dr. Office. Ttyl :-) ha, lol ;-)

H said...

On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life. A bitter place and a broken dream. And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

H said...

"If she tells you not to hit on her she wants you to hit on her."

This was my thought too.

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"Ok entering dr. Office"

ok dr j is about to enter me

fixed

Beth said...

"If she tells you not to hit on her she wants you to hit on her."

Y'all do realize that real life is nothing like a porn movie, right?

H said...

"Y'all do realize that real life is nothing like a porn movie, right?"

Right.

H said...

"loves to tease me about it"

That's what makes me think she may be slightly open to it. The whole "every joke has a grain of truth to it" theory. NS.

Obviously you know your friend better than we do.

Beth said...

"Obviously you know your friend better than we do."

Yeah, we've been best friends for about 10 years now. I feel certain she's just teasing me and there's nothing more to it.

I will say though that even if it wasn't just teasing I'd never go there. We women can be ridiculously dramatic at times (you're all shocked, aren't you?) and I would never want to possibly ruin such a great friendship by trying to be more than friends.

H said...

"I would never want to possibly ruin such a great friendship by trying to be more than friends."


Wow, so women use this line on other women too. Interesting...

Beth said...

And maybe 25% of the time it's actually true, like it is here.

H said...

"And maybe 25% of the time it's actually true, like it is here."

Don't get defensive, sweet cheeks

H said...

Into the flood again, same ol' trip it was back then. So I made a big mistake. Try to see it once my way.

El Padrino said...

nice work keef

ns

El Padrino said...

i like how you bash the colorado pitching but then have them winning the pennant

El Padrino said...

thats something i would do

El Padrino said...

cubs is nutty pick though

El Padrino said...

mets are about where you have them, i'd like to think positive and say 84 wins max

El Padrino said...

marlins are not good, too many outs in the lineup and after johnson, nolasco who?

El Padrino said...

BLAIS!

El Padrino said...

someone tell antonia she can put her hair down once in awhile

El Padrino said...

like when shes not cooking

El Padrino said...

fucking heffalump

El Padrino said...

LOVE STUBBS

drafted him everywhere

H said...

Good morning Padrino

Tattoos for everyone! said...

i like how you bash the colorado pitching but then have them winning the pennant


Yeah, good point. I just think their pen is too strong

El Padrino said...

serious good job this is mad work

El Padrino said...

im into the AL central now finished west yesterday

El Padrino said...

i like how down you are on the dodgers

ethier is beast but outside of that shit

Tattoos for everyone! said...

serious good job this is mad work


Thanks

H said...

"serious good job this is mad work"

Actually I have to second that as much as I would like to hate on it. Solid post, homie.

El Padrino said...

sup h

El Padrino said...

these mlb previews are my 2nd fav posts of the year

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I hate making posts this long but it's hard to write just one sentence about a team

H said...

"I hate making posts this long but it's hard to write just one sentence about a team"

Eh. a little long I guess but quality info. The occasional long post isn't the end of the world

El Padrino said...

your face is the end of the world

H said...

"sup h"

Good. Getting to the overtired/giddy stage. How's bbep?

H said...

"your face is the end of the world"

I don't know about that, but one look at my face has been the end of many conversations with the opposite sex.

El Padrino said...

"How's bbep?"

he's good thanks

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Actually I have to second that as much as I would like to hate on it. Solid post, homie.



Thanks bud

Jugdish said...

yes...solid post, just not a solid face

El Padrino said...

jayson stark picks the phillies to win WS every year

what a tool

H said...

"he's good thanks"

Good deal. It's all about la familia.

Jugdish said...

jayson stark picks the phillies to win WS every year



I like where jim caple's head is at with his picks

El Padrino said...

"It's all about la familia."


ok Cake Boss

Jugdish said...

cowherd thinks the Brewers are "wildly underrated"

Jugdish said...

YES!

/mize

H said...

"ok Cake Boss"

Never seen a minute of this show ever. NS. I only know of it's existence because of you guys speaking of it.

H said...

I assume someone on that show says this a lot?

H said...

104

Blue said...

your face is a cake boss

Blue said...

goddman preview

Blue said...

i mean..good preview

Blue said...

your a good man, it was a good preview

Blue said...

de la rosa learned to be nasty 2 years ago...he was hurt all of last season with some thing on his finger...like a booger or something

Blue said...

either way, i think the rockies overpaid for him because he was the 2nd best lefty in free agency last year and they worried that the Yankees would go after him if(when) they didn't get phipher

tem said...

it was a good post.

previews at lov are one of the few times it feels like i am reading a legit report. something that would be on yahoo! or cbssportsline or something.

tem said...

dr didn't want to do dr. J action.

two years in a row he declined. i guess i am not as pretty as i used to be.

Blue said...

like keith said, i'm not sold on the rockies starting rotation

Jiminez, delarosa, Chacin, Hammel, Esmil Rogers


There's a lot of people who speak spanish in there

Blue said...

"two years in a row he declined. i guess i am not as pretty as i used to be."

you get prettier at 35

tem said...

i did get an EEE KAY GEE though.

tem said...

then i got me some nexium. i bet keith has had that shit.

tem said...

of course the side affects of that stuff seem worse than the actual problem. hopefully tem gets no side affects.

Blue said...

side effects include death

tem said...

"you get prettier at 35"

thanks blue.

H said...

"nexium"

Is that the heartburn stuff?

Tattoos for everyone! said...

ok Cake Boss



I thought the same thing

Tattoos for everyone! said...

then i got me some nexium. i bet keith has had that shit.


A long time ago. The stuff I use now is called Aciphex

tem said...

yes, heartburn stuff.

and/or acid reflux stuff. whatever.

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"of course the side affects of that stuff seem worse than the actual problem"


Seems like every pill has that

tem said...

heartburn is a bitch. i don't like it. i think i'll just not get it anymore. that's my plan.

Tattoos for everyone! said...

GERD

tem said...

my mom followed up her "what is wallpaper on a computer?" question with "well then what is a screen saver?"

tem said...

your face is GERD

Blue said...

"heartburn is a bitch. i don't like it. i think i'll just not get it anymore. that's my plan."

i love it when a plan comes together

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Yeah lots of people think wallpaper & screen saver are one in the same

Blue said...

do computers really need screensavers anymore?

I thought that burnout thing was fixed a long time ago

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Your face is burnt out

tem said...

ha, good your face

Blue said...

"ha, good your face"

TNWSSTT

Blue said...

yahoo and espn fmlb apps on my phone make management much easier

Jugdish said...

A long time ago. The stuff I use now is called As.iphex


fixed

Jugdish said...

"heartburn is a bitch. i don't like it. i think i'll just not get it anymore. that's my plan."


drink more diet pepsi

Blue said...

maybe it's time to switch to pepsi max

Jugdish said...

maybe it's time to switch to pepsi max



maybe its time to switch your face

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"drink more diet pepsi"


Caffeine free

NS

Tattoos for everyone! said...

90% of soda I drink is caffeine free

H said...

"Seems like every pill has that"

I had a guy who was a consultant for a pharmaceutical company in my cab a few weeks back. He said that if even one person participating in a clinical trial displays a possible side effect, they have to list it. They don't do any research into other possible factors. If someone shows it, the drug is stuck with it.

Contract the Gophers said...

"I had no idear that Aerosmith was from Boston"

Really? Thought that was common knowledge"


^^^^^^^^^^


As much as it hurts to say, Boston has produced a lot of kick ass classic rock bands; Aerosmith, Cars, Boston, J. Geils, etc.

Jugdish said...

what drug was your face a side effect of?

Jugdish said...

keef...bet on the astros record or finish in the division?

I think they will have a better record than that for sure.

Jugdish said...

not saying they will be a contender

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"keef...bet on the astros record or finish in the division"


Nah. I could not care less about the astros

Jugdish said...

me neither...but betting is suite

Blue said...

so you're saying you care?

El Padrino said...

they have a nice offense and ecent pitching

i agree jug

brett meyers had some good #'s last year

Jugdish said...

kod

El Padrino said...

thier ace is named after a girl

Tattoos for everyone! said...

so you're saying you care?


Nope

H said...

I had no idea Boston was from Boston

/Keef

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"me neither...but betting is suite"

I'll bet that they finish last. The record was just to emphasize that I think they're really bad

Jugdish said...

I'll bet that they finish last. The record was just to emphasize that I think they're really bad


im down with that...I don't see them finishing last

Jugdish said...

blue

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I had no idea Boston was from Boston

/Keef




That was just in a Simpson episode

/h

H said...

"That was just in a Simpson episode

/h"

Cartoons Suck!!

/Keith

Tattoos for everyone! said...

im down with that...I don't see them finishing last


Cool

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Touché, h

H said...

apology accepted

Blue said...

who is Boston


/tem

Blue said...

"blue"

yeah, saw that on tv last night.


nuggets can beat the kings blindfolded

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I can beat your face blindfolded

Tyler said...

"They just renewed him for 3 more years for $40. He's not worth it but I guess they're trying to show that they are trying."

I would argue that he is worth every penny of the $40 you're saying they're going to pay him. One ticket would pay for that three year contract.

Tyler said...

It was a $40 MILLION contract? Oh, yeah, he's totally not worth $40 million.

Blue said...

no it was $40, but an unlimited supply of dodger dogs up to a 39,999,960 value

Blue said...

he also gets all the "spitz" sunflower seeds he can eat.


not david's and sons though, those are reserved for the good players

Tyler said...

Ok, well, then that's the greatest contract ever signed. Farmer John's will be bankrupt soon.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BLAIS!"

mike really looked like he thought he had a chance, nice job by blais sending spike on a reconnaissance mission

Blue said...

oh yes, he also has to have sex weekly with Jamie McCourt

Spaceman Spiff said...

TUF episode was gawd awful, they eliminated fight into the house this season, do not watch, i will link GIFs of the highlights

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face will be bankrupt

Blue said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

funny highlight of the non fight part of the episode



highlight of the fight

Blue said...

dem tits

Blue said...

i like the braids

Jugdish said...

still mad over that call?

El Padrino said...

"mike really looked like he thought he had a chance, nice job by blais sending spike on a reconnaissance mission"

yeah mike thought he was winning, blais had a stronger team

crem fraiche pearls = brilliant

El Padrino said...

jen carrol with the slanted mouth loosk like mary jo buttafuco

Jugdish said...

Actually now I go with my best friend (female). Monday too is the 1 year anniversary of breaking up with exfembeth so she already knows to expect lots of drinking that night.



cougars night out!

El Padrino said...

dem tits

man that chick is ugly but holsy shit

Jugdish said...

crem fraiche pearls = brilliant= gay



fixed

El Padrino said...

im swamped, goddamn finra up in this bitch

thanks obama

Spaceman Spiff said...

half day, dentist appointment

Jugdish said...

he didn't make it

Jugdish said...

half day, dentist appointment



getting that face repaired?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Tattoos for everyone! said...

spiff wins

Blue said...

of course spiffs are better

Tattoos for everyone! said...

dem tits

Blue said...

nice sneeze

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

walmart parking lot scuffle

shit sucks until 1:15 in, then it gets real

Tattoos for everyone! said...

1:47 You alright?

hilarity

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Is hitting the person with your car justifiable if they're throwing 40 lb bricks at you?

ns

Tattoos for everyone! said...

I mean legally. Can you be charged in court

Tattoos for everyone! said...

kod bat signal

Tattoos for everyone! said...

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