Tuesday, March 01, 2011

1263

Post 1263. Could be bad.



Deodorant

I don't get spray on deodorants. I had to use one in vegas because I forgot to pack my usual stick stuff. I had trouble spraying it on my pits and not somewhere else, my pits felt wet afterwards and it burned. I did not like it at all. Does anyone here use the spray shit? WTF? The worst part was that my pits felt all wet afterwards. I don't think I was doing it right. twss


New Baby

I love it when new moms are telling older ladies who have like 3 kids of their own about how to raise a baby. New mom 1 is telling older mom 1 here in the office about how you need to do something with the baby because it excercises the baby. No shit. I bet old mom 1 knew that already. She has 3 kids of her own. She might know a thing or two.

Ness

WWL thinks the Ness have brought the excitement back to New Jersey. Whatever, they still suck. A great point guard doesn't win games with a bunch of losers around him. He needs someone more than a guy named Brook. I'm not even sure how the Ness blew that game. Scoreboard ticker showed them going up with very little time left. I guess Nash threw it to someone good and they made a shot. I don't think Williams resigns with the Ness. This will be a collosal waste of time for the Ness.

TPS

TPS has really picked up lately. I am not sure I like it. I have too much stuff to do and too little time to do it in. I'm taking friday off to go visit fsilot. I'll be in Beth territory. I'll do my best to find her. Not really. I am not going to try. Well maybe I'll ask random lawyer looking dudes if they know her.


OK, I'm done. I am bored.

184 comments:

Beth said...

Local attorneys would never give out my contact info cause they want to keep me for themselves.

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Beth said...

And tem, if you really want to find me you run do the 10k on Saturday that I'm probably running. It's one where you get a beer and a beer glass afterwards, and there's then a brewery tour for all runners who are interested.

Blue said...

tem has to know the secret handshake to get the beth info

Beth said...

"you run do"


Goddman preview.

/keef

Blue said...

i'm interested, but probably won't make it to GA by saturday

if you'd have let me know sooner, I might have been able to make it

Beth said...

"tem has to know the secret handshake to get the beth info"

Secret handshake = GA Bar Association membership card

Beth said...

"if you'd have let me know sooner, I might have been able to make it"


Yeah right you would've!!

/blue's hot receptionist

tem said...

i can't run a 10k. i don't do metric.

tem said...

USA. Love it or leave it. Fuck metric.

Blue said...

carlos estevez is super awesome

Blue said...

might be my new hero

Blue said...

we're doing some stupid mustache growing competition for charity at work.

I had to shave today, that sucks

Beth said...

"i can't run a 10k. i don't do metric."


I think the 2nd sentence was unnecessary.

Blue said...

i think tem could run a 10k if he wanted to

Beth said...

Blue, you forgot the "AHIIK".

Blue said...

what's that, like 40 yards?

Blue said...

10k=40yards


it's science, i looked it up

tem said...

i can run 40 yards.

i can run 6 miles.

i can't run 10K. fuck 10K.

El Padrino said...

Hines Ward, 34, an NFL Pro Bowler from the Pittsburgh Steelers and the third wide receiver to appear on DWTS

Beth said...

"i can run 6 miles.

i can't run 10K. fuck 10K."


See, it's that last .2 miles that kills people.

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tem said...

i hope Hines loses right away.

he won't though. fucking steeler nation will vote him clear to the finals.

tem said...

i can run .2 miles.

El Padrino said...

NY Debts

hope the debt wont stop the mets from pro-creating

El Padrino said...

the karate kid is gonna win

the og kk not the lil fag dark one

El Padrino said...

REPORT: Christina Aguilera Arrested...

El Padrino said...

"Screen legend Jane Russell dead at 89"

Kod

El Padrino said...

I say KOD because........

Born Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell in Bemidji, Minnesota in 1921, she was the eldest child and only daughter of the five children of Roy William Russell.


what are the odds of that

Blue said...

it's like -160

El Padrino said...

we might be looking at something historic in the middle east if anyone cares, sort of like the fall of the berlin wall or the collapse of the soviet union

like from a history standpoint

tem said...

obviously

tem said...

obviously for was for -160 comment, but could apply to el pads as well.

Blue said...

isn't history made every day?

tem said...

no

tem said...

it wasn't made tomorrow because tomorrow is in the future

tem said...

the future happens everyday.

tem said...

because every day was or is the future.

tem said...

but not every day was or is the past.


it is science.

El Padrino said...

gotta disappear for a good while downtown see ya later

tem said...

i've never seen you

keef said...

"I guess Nash threw it to someone good and they made a shot"


Nope. Channing Frye

Blue said...

"it wasn't made tomorrow because tomorrow is in the future"


tomorrow isn't real, it's a idea, it only exists in your brain

keef said...

The sun will come out tomorrow.

keef said...

Beckett's head feels better; Red Sox going slow


good choice

/jug

keef said...

In an effort to improve their pitching, the Yankees called the Twins this offseason about the availability of Francisco Liriano, a baseball official with knowledge of the conversations between the two teams said.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Local government officials said Monday they have confiscated ice cream made with human breast milk from a London shop amid concerns the dessert is unsafe."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Vernon Gholston had a $9 million escalator clause in his contract for one sack or forced fumble or fumble recovery. Never got it."

hilarity

keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Marc Stein
Just filed to ESPN.com: Troy Murphy chooses Boston over Miami"

"SpearsNBAYahoo by WojYahooNBA
Free agent forward-center Troy Murphy has agreed to sign with the Heat, sources tell Y! Sports. Murphy also turned down Celtics.
"
someone fucked up

Jugdish said...

duh

Jugdish said...

next gen aveo

keef said...

0/40

Spaceman Spiff said...

yahoo fucked up

Blue said...

stein is the anti-mort

keef said...

13/22

keef said...

22/25

keef said...

26/55

El Padrino said...

sporcles arent even fun nemore

keef said...

39/100

keef said...

"nemore"

that's cute

Spaceman Spiff said...

arroyo got cut for bibby

keef said...

The heat need another shooter

Blue said...

they could get troy murphy

El Padrino said...

"nemore"

that's cute

my niece showing me texting talk

i asked her why mispell something on purpose especially if the number of letters remain the same and all i got was a

-_-

thought that meant gookface so now she teaches me how to talk like a 14 year old

Blue said...

-_-


confuscious say

Blue said...

there is one less letter in english

but maybe not in ep's language

keef said...

"i asked her why mispell something on purpose especially if the number of letters remain the same and all i got was a"


Yeah, no idear* why people do that

El Padrino said...

"she wrote to me the other day"

i meen the opp

im like really mean is too hard?

meen

really?

El Padrino said...

not sure why i quoted that

keef said...

good spelting got lost in the LP gene pool

El Padrino said...

i won spelling bees son, im a abd typist

El Padrino said...

all naturale

El Padrino said...

anyway she had no blood of mine

hsielp daughter

keef said...

the bad typist comment always makes me lol

keef said...

wall

keef said...

wall

keef said...

wall

keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

shitty

Blue said...

lucky

Blue said...

O:FStL

Blue said...

O:FLOV

kill all the gophers said...

"Does anyone here use the spray shit? WTF? The worst part was that my pits felt all wet afterwards. I don't think I was doing it right."


Spray on is the worse, but I have to use it (since the only OTC anti-persperant that actually works for me, Certain Dry, does not contain deodorant, so I have to spray on separate deodorant.

I don't think you're doing it wrong; it's just awful stuff

Blue said...

"On Libya's border with Tunisia, the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees staff erected 500 tents. All of them are full."


tent city

El Padrino said...

even kod's deodorant story is awesome

Blue said...

i used to use that spray on aerosol stuff in hikesckool.

it always burnt my pits

Blue said...

that's how you know its working

kill all the gophers said...

Born Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell in Bemidji, Minnesota in 1921


I did not know that, interesting (ns);

keef said...

I like how blew linkt* the same story twice

Jugdish said...

did you read it both times?

keef said...

I did.

Jugdish said...

it was suiter the second time



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keef said...

apparently chris carpenter hurt his moons over my hammy

El Padrino said...

oh god

keef said...

you devil

keef said...

I'd catch a grenade for u
put my hand on a blade for u
jump in front of a train for u


jug wrote that song

kill all the gophers said...

Keith with the old school 80s movie reference



niiiice

kill all the gophers said...

I like George Burns


hell, I like any smoker who can live into their 90s

keef said...

he had suite glasses

El Padrino said...

keef train your dog for these tricks

El Padrino said...

why doesnt like abc steal sheen and put him on the Bachelor

he'd be awesome

El Padrino said...

that idea might have to be on pay cable....

kill all the gophers said...

"that idea might have to be on pay cable...."


that's a fantastic idea; I'm sure it will probably happen over the next year or two...either that or he'll be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew

El Padrino said...

or dead

Blue said...

or working on telemundo

Blue said...

2mil/episode is what he gets paid.


roughy $50mm per year...that's insane

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that idea might have to be on pay cable...."

yea, vh1 over abc

sheen of love

Beth said...

Hilarity.

Guess who said it, Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi?

4/10

El Padrino said...

he'd blow bret michaels and flava flav out of the fucking water

kill all the gophers said...

"yea, vh1 over abc

sheen of love"



I was going to say VH1, but their train wrecks usually have some tie to music

I'm guessing Spike or G4

kill all the gophers said...

"4/10"


me too; hilarity indeed, I am posting this to fb

tem said...

5/10


no idear which ones i got right.

kill all the gophers said...

"no idear which ones i got right."


you gotta hit the show answers link...they probably should have just directed there anyway

Spaceman Spiff said...

double murder fail

"I dialed again and told that operator a guy with a gun was holding me hostage with a mother and baby and threatening to kill us. I told her the name of the gas station and then she said they didn't have a unit to send."

This is Detroit. This is what we do

kill all the gophers said...

and oh my freaking gosh


The morning seminar I attended today on technological advancements for stalkers was absolutely frightening


had no idea just how cheap and easy it is to be a complete scumbag.

Plus, after the presenter googled "how to stalk your wife", it became painfully clear that stalkers don't even have to be smart to learn this shit; they just have to google.

Blue said...

why is kod going to presentations on how to stalk people?

El Padrino said...

kod call spiff

Jugdish said...

spiff gave the presentation kod didn't even know it

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod was probably one of a few real law people there, the rest were just stalkers getting their degree

Jugdish said...

i hate kod* calling...sales sucks


/keef

kill all the gophers said...

just got carded by room service



that's a first

kill all the gophers said...

"why is kod going to presentations on how to stalk people?"


cause half my caseload is helping victims of domestic violence with civil stuff....protective orders, custody, child support. etc.

kill all the gophers said...

"kod was probably one of a few real law people there, the rest were just stalkers getting their degree"


it's an APPA (probation and parole) conference...so 99% of the people here are in probation/parole or corrections

kill all the gophers said...

it's nice to be at a conference and not be surrounded by lawyers



but you guys know I how I feel about most lawyers

El Padrino said...

"Actor Charlie Sheen paid $6,537.50 to buy most of the seats behind the leftfield fence in Anaheim Stadium last Friday night, hoping to catch a home run ball. Sheen and three friends sat alone, 20 rows up, and watched the California Angels-Detroit Tigers game, on the chance that someone—preferably Tigers slugger Cecil Fielder—might postmark a round-tripper to their vicinity. "I didn't want to crawl over the paying public," said Sheen, the hell-raising star of Hot Shots! Part Deux and other cinematic landmarks, in explaining why he bought up the 2,615 seats. "I wanted to avoid the violence." Alas, no one homered and the Sheen crew went ball-less."

from 1996, Sheen has always HAD it

kill all the gophers said...

"spiff gave the presentation kod didn't even know it"


I always suspected spiff was a Puerto Rican chick




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kill all the gophers said...

"Alas, no one homered and the Sheen crew went ball-less."



chuckle

El Padrino said...

piece

kill all the gophers said...

the other funny part of the stalking story was the part when she talked about pro athletes being notorious stalkers


she mentioned the Albert Belle story as an example


only me and a few others in the room laughed when she said it was Belle....not a room full of sports fans I guess

kill all the gophers said...

but let's just say I was not SAS when the horrible stalker turned out to be ole Albert

in fact, if it would have been later than 9:00 AM, I may have guessed that ahead of time; dude is fucking nuts

kill all the gophers said...

hey EP, she also mentioned some famous NYG player being nailed for stalking in 2009; she never said his name though



guesses anyone?


Plaxico is too easy; I'm thinking maybe Strahan?

Spaceman Spiff said...

charlie sheen on twitter, verified account but no tweets

Blue said...

"charlie sheen on twitter, verified account but no tweets"

that could be really fun

keef said...

"and oh my freaking gosh"


Geez, how about an earmuffs warning

keef said...

7/10 on sheen/gaddafi comments

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that could be really fun"

it has


begun

Mize said...

"arroyo got cut for bibby"

I put that waiver claim in on Sunday, baby!

keef said...

Slowed by a bruised right side, Zack Greinke was erratic in his first spring training start for the Milwaukee Brewers.
Greinke said the bruised right side was caused by a "stupid" off-field incident he wouldn't elaborate on.



Dap

keef said...

Carson Palmer is apparently determined to leave Cincinnati.
Palmer, who has demanded the Bengals trade him, told a confidant he "will never set foot in Paul Brown Stadium again," WCPO-TV in Cincinnati reported Tuesday.



Good fucking riddance, douche fuck. Get the fuck out of here you sorry piece of shit

keef said...

Wall

H said...

"told a confidant he "will never set foot in Paul Brown Stadium again,""

What happens when his next team has ot play in Cincy? "Sorry, coach, I'm a man of my word. You'll have to go with the backup."

keef said...

Palmer won't start for another team

H said...

"Palmer won't start for another team"

You might be right. But it is always possible. He used to be alright. Never been the same since he blew out his knee in that playoff game, no?

H said...

Contestant on Idol just said "There are so many people out there who can't be thereselves."

He must be taking grammar lessons from EP

H said...

And there is no way he isn't gay. Brett Loewerstein for anyone else watching.

Mize said...

I need to figure out where to WD-40 my computer chair. This thing is mind bottling.

keef said...

Lose weight

H said...

"Lose weight"

Burn!

Mize said...

"Lose weight"

That makes no sense. My chair is squeaky.

Go back to work, Keith.

H said...

I'm getting sick of some of our customers. Think because they take a $4 ride on a somewhat regualr basis that we will just spot them rides when they don't have money. I don't fuckin think so. Can you go into the market where you do your grocery shopping on a regular basis and take something off the shelf and pay them next time? No? Then fuck off.

keef said...

Aitch is back!

keef said...

That makes no sense. My chair is squeaky.


It's squeaky because of the extra weight it's holding.

Mize said...

"It's squeaky because of the extra weight it's holding."


Okay.

Mize said...

"Think because they take a $4 ride on a somewhat regualr basis that we will just spot them rides when they don't have money."


Whaaaaaat? That's crazy.

H said...

"Whaaaaaat? That's crazy."

Right? Then when you say no, they're like well I'm a regular. Ugh!

What, Keef? you think I'm wrong or just saying cuz I am woeing?

H said...

one of my drivers made a joke over the radio yesterday that I mush more mellow lately cuz I'm (his words, not mine) in love. It made me chuckle.

keef said...

What, Keef? you think I'm wrong or just saying cuz I am woeing?


I'll let you guess

H said...

a little of both?

keef said...

Maybe aitch will get a ring before jug does

H said...

"Maybe aitch will get a ring before jug does"

Not likely. NS. Not trying to be a tough guy, just saying I ain't moving that fast with anything.

keef said...

So you already got one. Got it


S

keef said...

Work time

H said...

Have an easy shift, Keef. NS

Mize said...

The Depot doesn't offer the easy shift for night crew

Mize said...

I want to cuss out a couple of our salespeople. They're like children.

kill all the gophers said...

Palmer won't start for another team


he'll start next season (whenever that is) in a Vikes uni



lock it up

kill all the gophers said...

and it's the right play


we'll give ya a 3rd or 4th rounder; win-win

Mize said...

"he'll start next season (whenever that is)"


Big development in the legal battle today. Something about the owners breaching contract, and that making it practically impossible to lock the players out.

kill all the gophers said...

ah shit, I gotta get back to Minni and vote

Mize said...

Kod, here. And anybody else that wants to read the NFL legal docs.

Mize said...

I'm actually surprised it's only 28 pages. I might have to print it and read it on the shitter and on lunch tomorrow.

kill all the gophers said...

I'm wondering why it was filed in Minni



I guess they can file it anywhere....but why there?


I know a bit about 3 of the fed court judges in the district, but I've never heard of Doty

Mize said...

Doty is apparently a big deal in all of this.

kill all the gophers said...

"New York law
governs interpretation of the SSA."



chuckle; so the MN district court judge has partially overruled the special magistrate's interpretation of New York law


8th Cir. Court of Appeals here we come

kill all the gophers said...

I'll have to read the whole decision on Thursday

I definitely agree about the inapplicability of the "sound business practice rule" as it relates to piercing the corporate veil/imposing personal liability on corporate directors and officers


But my gut still seems to side with the magistrate's ultimate holding; oh well, I don't know shit about labor law anyway (ns)

H said...

TMLT

kill all the gophers said...

TMLT


the sound business judgment rule is basically a defense that a corporate officer or director uses when sued by shareholders (the landmark case for that defense stemmed from when they installed lights at Wrigley Field). It's like saying, "hey, this didn't work out so great, but it made sense at the time and was a well thought out and calculated business move that just didn't work out the way we planned." It doesn't make much sense to apply it in this context

H said...

So I say too much lawyer talk and you come back with even more? Nice Kodiac.

kill all the gophers said...

and since you can basically only be sued for breaching a duty of care or loyalty....that rule pretty much insulates upper management from decisions that don't work out (you either have to show self-dealing(breach of loyalty) of downright stupidity (breach of duty of care)


ok, I've had 10 CLs tonight, I better go to bed

H said...

ok, I've had 10 CLs and a can of lysol* tonight, I better go to bed

Fixed

kill all the gophers said...

"So I say too much lawyer talk and you come back with even more? Nice Kodiac."


just giving a little context to the partial reversal' since KIK and all

Beth said...

"So I say too much lawyer talk and you come back with even more? Nice Kodiac."

Damn, I am so turned on right now.

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tem said...

I forgot my basketbaqll at basketbaqll Sunday. I always forget my balls

Beth said...

"I always forget my balls"

Is this part of a new quiz of whether tem or Charlie Sheen said it?

Blue said...

ok, post

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino