Monday, February 28, 2011

Runny* diary

I guess it's that time again. I feel like I did one of these just a couple weeks ago or something. Tonight's episode will be a little different because I'm the only one home, with my dogs and my 30.4oz bag of SPKs. So I might lose interest after a few minutes. TWSS
All times MST

6:31 One reason I'm glad this show is finally showing is that finally we'll stop seeing all the commercials with James Franco and Anne Hathaway (JFAH from now on) prepping to host this shit. I'm trying to figure out who decided to go with those 2, and why.
6:33 The show is starting out with JFAH jumping into a scene from a bunch big movies. I'm not really entertained yet.
6:37 Still not entertained
6:38 Finally, on to the show
6:39 I've mentioned this before, but I'm not a fan of AH at all. I mean, she's alright I guess. But I'd categorize her as maybe a 6, 7 tops.
6:41 The monologue between these 2 is a little awkward. Maybe it's supposed to be like that.
6:42 Tom Hanks is out to present the first award of the evening. WFT is he doing now? I haven't seen him in anything in forever. Does he just work behind the scenes now? He's awarding the achievement in art direction award, otherwise known as the "your movie sucked, but not because of your artists" award. Alice in Wonderland wins. Makes sense
6:46 Hanks is giving another award out, for achievement in cinematography. Not sure what that is. Let's try and sound this out. Cinema = movie. To = to. Graph = picture with lines. So cinematography = movie to picture with lines. And the winner is Inception. I didn't see it, so I don't know what the lines were.
6:52 JFAH introduce Kirk Douglas' corpse. He doesn't look bad for a dead guy. His earlobes are about 3" long, Jesus. Holy crap, I can't understand anything he's saying. If he and Dick Clark and Corky from Life Goes On had a conversation on TV, I'd probably get a 1st class ticket to hell for making fun of them. Shit, I probably already have that ticket.
6:59 Helena Bonham Carter looks like a masculine Johnny Depp.
7:02 The next award is being handed out by Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake. I'd F MK, and mize would F JT. They're giving out awards for cartoons. Boooooooooo. But Toy Story 3 beats out How to Train Your Dragon. Blue is bummed.
7:26 Mr Katy Perry is out to present some award with a lady speaking French. Looks like their* presenting foreign films. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY, MOVIES! /lp
7:29 Next on stage, tem's wet dream Reese Witherspoon. Honest to God, it looks like she had her hairline lowered, because her forehead definitely looks smaller than it used to. Good for her. She went from a 7 to a 9 on my scale. Batman won the award she handed out.

You know what, I can't do any more of this. This show is boring the piss out of me, which means that I'm probably boring the piss out of you. So we'll cut it off here. TWSS

175 comments:

Beth said...

I can't blame you for bailing on the running diary keef, I ended up bailing on the show about halfway through.

tem said...

I bailed on the oscars too....was hoping the running diary would let me see who won the awards. I guess LOV isn't the place to get my news.

Blue said...

blah blah blah

thanks to the academy

El Padrino said...

knicks

El Padrino said...

kings speech won best pic, director and actor

the fighter won the two supporting awards

Blue said...

good win for them.

Tolt you chauncey was gonna be a difference maker

El Padrino said...

you didnt have to sell me i knew

El Padrino said...

only guy i liked on those piston teams

El Padrino said...

he has robert horry balls

El Padrino said...

anne hathaway is a dog

Blue said...

that was the closest either hathaway or franco was ever gonna get to actually getting one of those awards


maybe franco later on in life will win one

El Padrino said...

well he was nominated this year and she was nominated last year i think

tem said...

so its not the closest he'll get to one, got it.

El Padrino said...

tem what did you do sat night you animal

you were toasted

El Padrino said...

didnt know diet coke can get you fucked up like that

tem said...

went to a jason aldean concert

tem said...

fmtem was hammered

tem said...

she passed out and i got bored so i texted a bunch of people.

El Padrino said...

oh, not the answer i wanted should have lied

tem said...

too bad

tem said...

i think between the two of us we had over a case of beer. so it was good times.

tem said...

oh and we finished off the Boones from valentines day. so over a case of beer and a bottle of boones

El Padrino said...

boones

::st. ides::

El Padrino said...

cant wait til football is over, i'm so sore

tem said...

football? is it rough touch season already?

keef said...

"knicks"


cavs

keef said...

wall

keef said...

this prince william wedding is kind of a big deal, huh

Blue said...

if you're british or a tabloid

Blue said...

of which i am neither

El Padrino said...

"knicks"


cavs"

i 1000% knew you were saying this
thanks for not letting me down

ns

El Padrino said...

"football? is it rough touch season already?"

two seaons, fall/winter
winter wrappin up by mid march

El Padrino said...

speaking of prince's, i wouldnt draft a kid named prince, his ego is probably the size of texas

Spaceman Spiff said...

start at 55 seconds in

holy shit

tem said...

spiff that was horrible

tem said...

where do you get these things?

El Padrino said...

blocked, what was it

El Padrino said...

shit eating girls again?

tem said...

it was a car running over about 40 people on bicycles.

like some bike race where the bikers were just getting started and riding slow and then a car plowing them over at about 50mph or something.

tem said...

it was people dying

Spaceman Spiff said...

boob on youtube

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare block GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

LeFail

Spaceman Spiff said...

"St. Cloud Police say an intoxicated man broke into a Pizza Hut, attempted to fry up some boneless chicken wings and threw marinara sauce on the wall."

Spaceman Spiff said...

bittersweet for freak

El Padrino said...

"St. Cloud Police say an intoxicated man broke into a Pizza Hut, attempted to fry up some boneless chicken wings and threw marinara sauce on the wall."

February 28, 2011 11:45 AM

spifffast

El Padrino said...

saw lefail live

laughed my ass off

Spaceman Spiff said...

charlie sheen latest interview

part 2 is the next vid on the list

El Padrino said...

sheen suing cbs for like 320 milly

Spaceman Spiff said...

smack my beach up

El Padrino said...

post is grate

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

i like the seizure part

El Padrino said...

best host of oscar would be to have the actors come out as the characters

like when javier bardem was presenting, i made pretend he was Chigur from Old Country and it was funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"best host of oscar would be to have the actors come out as the characters"

roberts downey jr did

Spaceman Spiff said...

roberts is suite

keef said...

mountains around here are all covered in snow

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz

money saving tip

El Padrino said...

i laugh everytime i see a grown ass man eating a giant bowl of lettuce

keef said...

like a salad?

El Padrino said...

yeah like a salad

keef said...

i could eat caesar salad every day

keef said...

O:FB

El Padrino said...

"i could eat caesar salad every day"

shit is gay son

keef said...

"shit is gay son"

You would know what gay is

El Padrino said...

after you eat your salad do you finish off the meal with a cock?

El Padrino said...

meiz get on this

thanks obama

El Padrino said...

trent reznor sounds familiar, is that the nine inch nails guy?

Blue said...

yep

El Padrino said...

oh ok

i confucious* with bands

El Padrino said...

space shuttle launch from an airliner

Blue said...

i watched that movie 2012 this weekend.

i didn't see where they would put the tents

El Padrino said...

white people are so embarrassing

/meiz

keef said...

"after you eat your salad do you finish off the meal with a cock?"

said the guy obsessed with dong

El Padrino said...

so yes

El Padrino said...

madonnas daughter is busted

Blue said...

no doubt

El Padrino said...

you guys know you can get youporn on your blackberry right?

Blue said...

"you guys know you can get youporn on your blackberry right?"

blackberry's are so 2008

El Padrino said...

not an iphone fan
next phone will be droid

El Padrino said...

duke

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

rip steve

tem said...

at one point that shuttle was less than 100 feet in verticle height away from that plane...


NEAR MISS!!!!

tem said...

verticle height is taller than horizontal height

Blue said...

"at one point that shuttle was less than 100 feet in verticle height away from that plane..."


yes, for that nanosecond

Blue said...

"not an iphone fan
next phone will be droid"

i've had both, and both have good and bad.

droid having a "back" button is the better.

iphone much better apps and seems quicker and more seemless.

El Padrino said...

yeah its those apps
too many, waste of time a bit no?
sort of like the ipad

El Padrino said...

meeting

yay!
s

keef said...

"yeah its those apps
too many, waste of time a bit no?
sort of like the ipad"


A dude that spends 1/2 his life on a blog is complaining about something being a waste of time?

keef said...

uncle joey

Blue said...

apps aren't bad, especially when you get the footlong mozz

Blue said...

i downloaded that words with friends


what are screennames of peeps to word up

Blue said...

who cares which side of the bench he sits on

keef said...

what are screennames of peeps to word up



keefknows

keef said...

tem is bed skirt

jug is thebender12, I think

keef said...

mentioned this over the weekend, but cmk got me an ipad app giftcard. I don't know what to get with it

keef said...

tem beat me in our first game because he used fake words

tem said...

fake words are the best

tem said...

i almost used keef against you, but decided against it.

keef said...

whatever cheater

El Padrino said...

"A dude that spends 1/2 his life on a blog is complaining about something being a waste of time?"

i do this to waste work hours

keef said...

I will accept your apology

keef said...

h ♥s Jeff Gordon

Blue said...

suite

Blue said...

fucking OG came up as an add for words.

ep should play this game

keef said...

like an addition?

Blue said...

no like an addvertizement

El Padrino said...

obama flys in a personal trainer

wft

Blue said...

i like to fly in planes

keef said...

Is it safer to fly in a personal trainer than it is to fly in a plane?

keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

i almost used keef against you, but decided against it.



i used "tem" but it wouldn't take it

Blue said...

"i used "tem" but it wouldn't take it"

i just tried to use tem as well

keef said...

I'd use tem and not think twice about it

/mize

Jugdish said...

it wouldn't take "elp" either

kill all the gophers said...

suite, the local morning radio show wants me to join their panel of experts as their attorney and come on the show from time to time when a big law related story is in the news.



I've always wanted to do that (ns); just hope big bossman will let me

El Padrino said...

dry cleaning should be open later

El Padrino said...

suite, the local morning radio show wants me to join their panel of experts as their attorney and come on the show from time to time when a big law related story is in the news.

ok Roger Cossack

kill all the gophers said...

"ok Roger Cossack"

one step closer to my childhood goal of becoming Doug Llewelyn


(kinda s)

kill all the gophers said...

the morning speaker dropped a kick ass O:FB jab; it was subtle, deadpan, and freaking alsome


I specifically went up to her after the session just to commend her for it (ns); she's a Dolphin fan, which is relatively harmless (they did beat Minni in a SB I guess, but long before I was born)

Blue said...

"one step closer to my childhood goal of becoming Doug Llewelyn"

hey, harvey weinstein runs TMZ now

Blue said...

harvey levin

harvey weinstein

they're all jews

kill all the gophers said...

hey, harvey weinstein runs TMZ now


yeah, but he'll never have Doug's hair

kill all the gophers said...

also funny that he always trumps up the fact that he's a lawyer...but has been dead wrong on some of his legal statements/opinions made on PC and TMZ

Blue said...

i think he probably has made more money with TMZ than he ever made as a lawyer

kill all the gophers said...

if I had a show (even TMZ) that had me saying "I'm a lawyer" at the end of it, I'd probably research the law ahead of time before making pronouncements



but that's just me

kill all the gophers said...

"i think he probably has made more money with TMZ than he ever made as a lawyer"


well, through PC and TMZ he's probably made more money than 99.9% of lawyers in that time

El Padrino said...

piece

kill all the gophers said...

lawyers are still ridiculously overpaid though

one of my closest friends who has been practicing poverty law for around 25 years started up a practice a few years back with his wife (new attorney, right out of law school) to try to help those who didn't quite qualify for legal aid or public defenders, but were still low income (125-200% of fed poverty levels is still crazy poor) and didn't want to go pro se.

They charged a reasonable $25/hr plus sliding scale (re: less) for their services, and netted more than 100K in both years of their practice


One day, the house of cards will be toppled; and it will probably be soon, as there are so many unemployed lawyers due to the economic mess. Once these lawyers figure out they don't have to charge $90/hr and up for their services to make money (meaning volume, and hard work), they can undercut the hell out of their competition (assuming they are good at what they do)

Blue said...

if they were good at what they did, they wouldn't be out of jobs

Blue said...

jimmer jabber

kill all the gophers said...

"if they were good at what they did, they wouldn't be out of jobs"


you STILL drinkin' that free market kool aid bullshit?


truth is, law schools have perpetrated a great fraud on society; I may expound, but for now I must smoke

tem said...

first word against blue:


spumed

tem said...

too many lawyers now.

prices should go down soon.

tem said...

legal docs are so long and confusing now that nobody can understand.

i can take our operating agreements to 3 different lawyers and ask them if i am allowed to loan money out of the company without the minority partners consent.

1 will say yes. 1 will say no. and the other will say it depends on what the money is for.

Blue said...

i think it's funny, the guy arguing that prices will go down, to argue that there's no free market

Blue said...

so tem uses the lawyer who says yes

Blue said...

lawyers aren't stupid, they just guess at what the answer you want is, that way they get paid

kill all the gophers said...

too many lawyers now.

prices should go down soon.



good sum up (ns). But, 2 things need to happen. 1) lawyers need to be proud and trumpet the fact that they only charge XXXX as opposed to everyone else who charges XXXX (for my example, my friends charged $25/hr or less instead of the standard $90/hr). They need people to understand that they are not doing this because they are half as skilled, but because paying $90/hr for anything other than maybe medical care is stupid

2) They must be smart and skilled

#2 is part of the law school/legal profession fraud; there are so many law schools now, and bar exams are so easy, that being a lawyer doesn't mean you are smart. There are plenty of idiots in this profession. There will be many more coming out soon, as naive cowards just went to law school to avoid trying to find a good job they knew they wouldn't get. Being idiots, taking on another $100K or so in loans probably seemed worth it.

kill all the gophers said...

"legal docs are so long and confusing now that nobody can understand."


-yep, as are statutes.....and it's part of the fraud too. The legal profession has always regulated itself, with no outside interference or regulation. Well, we've seen how that's worked in the financial and business sector; not well.
-Also note that most politicians are lawyers; lawyers protect the system that brought them to where they are now.

kill all the gophers said...

the hardest thing about being a new lawyer (non-tribal court) is trying to decipher the unnecessary procedural rules


these are created to discourage pro se parties and make everybody rely on lawyers whenever they need to assert their legal rights


I'm telling you guys; it's all fixed

tem said...

"so tem uses the lawyer who says yes"

yes.

and the minority partner uses the lawyer that says no.

then about 100K in legal fees later we agree to just sell the property.

tem said...

the system is spumed.

kill all the gophers said...

When I was 16 I made $50/hr teaching private tennis lessons

I did this every summer until I was 20...it's nuts looking back; where was my conscience? I knew that I would gladly do this for $10/hr, but my friends and mentors kept insisting people would be happy to pay only $50/hr. Even though I knew people were going to pay me this amount, it was shocking everytime they handed me a check....because I knew it was not worth that price.


a sucker is born every minute, and if the free market tells you that you can gouge people and get away with it, most will without even a second glance.

kill all the gophers said...

I also want to note that my job teaching tennis for the City paid $10/hr


-so, no, I don't agree that the private sector allocates salary better than the public sector....it's much worse actually. Government job salaries come way closer to adequate compensation than private sector jobs, where people seem to (mostly) make way too little, except for the lucky few, who make waaay too much

Blue said...

kod if you set your prices at $10/hr, people would think you were a shitty teacher

kill all the gophers said...

"kod if you set your prices at $10/hr, people would think you were a shitty teacher"

exactly! Which is why I stated earlier that:

"good sum up (ns). But, 2 things need to happen. 1) lawyers need to be proud and trumpet the fact that they only charge XXXX as opposed to everyone else who charges XXXX (for my example, my friends charged $25/hr or less instead of the standard $90/hr). They need people to understand that they are not doing this because they are half as skilled, but because paying $90/hr for anything other than maybe medical care is stupid"

kill all the gophers said...

if you're a good person, sharp, qualified and trustworthy, people will probably believe you


if not, fuck em, better those people be someone else's nightmare

kill all the gophers said...

note: Indian law, patent law, and antitrust law are notable exceptions


there may be a few more; but those three take a high degree of specialization and intelligence to take on.....$90/hr is more than fair in those instances IMO


other than that, being a lawyer only involves 3 skills
1) reading comprehension
2) logical reasoning; and
3) people skills
-analytical reasoning too I suppose, but that's the part I suck at

Mize said...

Home made soup time

keef said...

I heart kod

ns

keef said...

"Home made soup time"


go to FB and Like Chipotle. Then watch their 90 second video and get a BOGO. That's what we're having for dinner tonight

Mize said...

No Chipotle around here

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Arby's unveils Angus 3 Cheese & Bacon sandwich & cream cheese cinnamon filled donuts"

holler

Mize said...

Thank you Darren Rovell

Mize said...

"Here's something to keep an eye on as the regular season approaches: Edinson Volquez is tentatively scheduled to pitch against the Brewers on Opening Day, but at this point he's still not allowed to pitch in front of paying fans due to a visa issue. Volquez is in the States on a travel visa, not a work visa."



Keith, get your boy.

El Padrino said...

so free markets birth gougers now?

keef said...

"Keith, get your boy."

Fuck him

Mize said...

This is SPARTA!

S said...
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kill all the gophers said...

that was weird

Mize said...

What happened?

Mize said...

Eracist?

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Work time

Jugdish said...

kod needs to come to summit II

JFreak said...

If you didn't actually know, the cinematography award would be for the DP, or head cameraman.

Jugdish said...

so free markets birth gougers now?


I'm still standing here saying, "Fuck the free world!".

/mize

Mize said...

Fuck the free world

H said...

"Fuck the free world"

Cheddar Mize?

Jugdish said...

mizey rabbit

Beth said...

Whether it's 10 or 30 minutes, I'd say this qualifies as a:

wall

tem said...

go

El Padrino said...

mets broke

fire sale

madoff kilt the mets

hope your all happy

El Padrino said...

ny debts

El Padrino said...

Hines Ward, 34, an NFL Pro Bowler from the Pittsburgh Steelers and the third wide receiver to appear on DWTS

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