Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Rule #76

No Excuses...play like a champion

Since i've skipped the last few weeks let me say again congrats to keef and cmk. Kids can be fun...and having a little girl, you'll do things that people will want to take your man card away, but you do it because kids are awesome.

Pujols set a deadline...good for him. Now if i'm the cards as soon as the deadline expires, I say, oh we were about to offer you 10 years and $400M, but since the deadline has passed I guess we'll wait until the end of the year. Pujols is just an attention whore with herpes, just like H.

'Melo wants traded, or doesn't, or does. The knicks want him, or they don't, or they do. I really don't care that he's being traded, and haven't for the past 5 months, but i do kinda hope he doesn't get traded to the knicks, just to say "ha ha" (nelson laugh)

Roger Goodell thinks the NFL is poor and that people are stupid. Maybe the leagues shouldn't have unions, I think that would be worse off for the players to have to individually negotiate their contracts, but at least the agents would earn their money

They're having some moustache competition at work, blue plans to dominate

I got cmblue an iphone for v-day (romance look it up). Now she spends all her free time playing some games and ignoring me...best valentine's day present ever. Blue also got an iphone but has been too lazy to activate it.

I heard there was some crazy shit going on in egypt. Female reporter got beat and sexually assaulted by like 200 men in an angry mob....sounds like a friday night for Beth.

180 comments:

El Padrino said...

sounds like a friday night for Beth.


ba dum bum

Jugdish said...

Blue also got an iphone


buy 1 get 1 free?

Blue said...

nope, blue's was purchased by his company

Blue said...

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Jugdish said...

nope, blue's was purchased by his company



which one of your companies?

s

Blue said...

jetblue

have you heard of them?

Beth said...

"sounds like a friday night for Beth"

What makes you think that's limited to Fridays?

El Padrino said...

Blue Bunny

Beth said...

And blue, did you get AT&T iPhones or Verizon iPhones?

El Padrino said...

Blue Mountain

El Padrino said...

fuck the iphone anyway
no time for that shit

Blue said...

"And blue, did you get AT&T iPhones or Verizon iPhones?"

verizon

Blue said...

i'm still standing here yelling 'fuck the free world'

Beth said...

"verizon"

I think I'm getting one from them too, but am going to wait til June or July when they hopefully come out with a 4G version.

El Padrino said...

whats with the knockoff apple commercials with the t mobile phone chick or whoever that is claiming they got 4g

Jugdish said...

im on tmobile...just got the 4g my touch and I like it

El Padrino said...

im leery of that term anyway, how the fuck do i know it's REALLY 4g

Jugdish said...

how the fuck do i know it's REALLY 4g


you can ask that kind of question about anything.

I notice a difference in the speed from my 3g phone...but i haven't measured the g's

El Padrino said...

LONDON – An Iraqi who has been identified as a key source for the U.S. case for war in Iraq says he is proud that he lied about his country developing mobile biological warfare labs.

The Guardian newspaper published an interview Wednesday with Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, who has been identified as the informer called "Curveball." His claims about weapon labs formed part of then-U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's speech to the U.N. Security Council in 2003, shortly before the war began.

The Guardian quoted Curveball as saying: "I had the chance to fabricate something to topple the regime. I and my sons are proud of that."

El Padrino said...

it's like tv's with the HZ features

like i know my tv is refreshing at 120 HZ's per second

Blue said...

4g stands for 4th generation

Blue said...

4g has nothing to do with the speed level

Blue said...

"I think I'm getting one from them too, but am going to wait til June or July when they hopefully come out with a 4G version."

I'll probably upgrade in the summer to a 4g phone if they come out with one

El Padrino said...

"4g has nothing to do with the speed level"

well it does because it's required, as a 4th generation celluar service, to meet speed requirements determined by i dont know who

is how it was explained to me

El Padrino said...

"Woman Answering Ad On CRAIGSLIST Held Captive As Sex Slave -- For 8 Days!

Man brutally stabs, kicks woman he met on MATCH.COM..."

internet love baby

Blue said...

"well it does because it's required, as a 4th generation celluar service, to meet speed requirements determined by i dont know who"

that is correct but the speed requirements are really low, yet still higher than 3G

Blue said...

requirements to be "4G"

1)Based on an all-IP packet switched network.
2)Peak data rates of up to approximately 100 Mbit/s for high mobility such as mobile access and up to approximately 1 Gbit/s for low mobility such as nomadic/local wireless access, according to the ITU requirements.
3)Dynamically share and utilize the network resources to support more simultaneous users per cell.
Scalable channel bandwidth, between 5 and 20 MHz, optionally up to 40 MHz.[8][8][9]
4)Peak link spectral efficiency of 15 bit/s/Hz in the downlink, and 6.75 bit/s/Hz in the uplink (meaning that 1 Gbit/s in the downlink should be possible over less than 67 MHz bandwidth)
5)System spectral efficiency of up to 3 bit/s/Hz/cell in the downlink and 2.25 bit/s/Hz/cell for indoor usage[8]
Smooth handovers across heterogeneous networks.
6)Ability to offer high quality of service for next generation multimedia support.

Blue said...

and so it be said, and so it be done

El Padrino said...

i tired not looking it up for fear of reading nonsense like that

El Padrino said...

obama healthcare bill is socialist but you already knew that

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

i sit facing the main conf room and today they are having some day long meeting with food and whatnot i've always wanted to just waltz in take a donut or a sammich and waltz out like nothing happened

would be funny

keef said...

"and having a little girl, you'll do things that people will want to take your man card away, but you do it because kids are awesome."


Yeah, I can see how that would happen a lot

keef said...

"Now she spends all her free time playing some games and ignoring me...best valentine's day present ever"


same thing with cmk & the ipad. It's grrrrrrrrrrrrate*!

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

we ran out of things to bullshit about

Jugdish said...

dull time in sports this time of year

Jugdish said...

suite

/freak

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

i offered pujols a contract to come play with my softball team, but i sent it just after noon


damn

El Padrino said...

who turns down 8 years 200 mil

he wants arod 10 year deal i guess

Blue said...

25m$/year is like Ryan Howard money

El Padrino said...

you think pooholes should make 30 a year then, cuz howard aint worth 25

Blue said...

maybe 40m

El Padrino said...

every year multiple spanish players have "visa" issues and report late to camp

what are these issues and why are they never hashed out on time

not like you don't know you have to comeback to states at a certain date

El Padrino said...

maybe 40m

stop it
if we pretended babe ruth was in this era he wouldnt be worth 40mm

keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

lot's of those lately

keef said...

it was a good run

keef said...

Cards GM: It wasn't that we ran out of time, we just didn't get the deal done.


So you ran out of time. Got it

keef said...

wall

tem said...

"what are these issues and why are they never hashed out on time"

because it is just less days that they have to practice.

El Padrino said...

Alba pregnant

tem said...

it is amazing to me that a trip from columbus to bismarck costs the exact same on united as it does on delta.

even though united flies me through denver and delta flies me through minneapolis.

exact same price to me though.

tem said...

"Alba pregnant"


i'd still eat a burrito out of her ass. /LP

El Padrino said...

“You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

-Bieber

fuck this lil faggot

El Padrino said...

i'd still eat a burrito out of her ass. /LP


word up

Blue said...

i may sound like a commie, or a democrat or a whatever.

but socialized medicine is the way to go. I have no doubt about that, almost every other major economic country in the world does it that way.

tem said...

socialized medicine would work if the doctors didn't charge $1,000 for 1 tylenol.

tem said...

socialized medicine would work if the doctors didn't charge $1,000 for 1 tylenol.

Blue said...

i'm sure kod is on board with socialized medicine

El Padrino said...

love it or leave it

Blue said...

only people that privatized medicine is good for is insurance companies

Blue said...

"love it or leave it"


or change it


that's the egyptian way

tem said...

walk like an egyptian.

tem said...

"love it or leave it"

you can't say this anymore because you willingly and knowingly break our laws.

scofflaw.

get your license renewed.

El Padrino said...

friday

Jugdish said...

speaking of friday...I have it off

Jugdish said...

4 day weekends are the better

El Padrino said...

people with no insurance, that have babies, get taken care of

so im not sure what the beiber is talking about

Jugdish said...

GFY

/LOV

El Padrino said...

"4 day weekends are the better"

5 even better, off Tuesday too

keef said...

well I get Saturday & Sunday off

Jugdish said...

so im not sure what the beiber is talking about


and isn't he like 12? who cares what he thinks besides mize anyways?

El Padrino said...

"and isn't he like 12? who cares what he thinks besides mize anyways?"


good point

El Padrino said...

"well I get Saturday & Sunday off"

i applied to home depot again

ns

the way they handle this stuff is a bit 'tarded

tem said...

love it or leave it

Blue said...

blue just bought a new car...well new to me car

Jugdish said...

i applied to home depot again

ns



good luck. how much extra are you looking to work?

Jugdish said...

blue just bought a new car...well new to me car



aveo?

keef said...

I'm so goddamned tired

El Padrino said...

"good luck. how much extra are you looking to work?"

20-30 hours, its the only way to save money without sending cmep back to work full time

keef said...

"i applied to home depot again

ns"

Good luck with that. It sucks donkey dong.

El Padrino said...

"blue just bought a new car...well new to me car"

what kind aitch

El Padrino said...

"Good luck with that. It sucks donkey dong."


cant be worse than my 2nd job at rite aid awhile back

Jugdish said...

a used Iroc Z


s

Jugdish said...

cant be worse than my 2nd job at rite aid awhile back


bottle up your sauce and sell it like screech

keef said...

The pay there is so bad. After taxes, I make like $30 a night. Since I'm up late with bgas. now, I started playing online poker again. I've won $30-$40 a night for the last week. I told cmk I was gonna quit HD and just play poker. She gave me a ::NFW::

keef said...

"bottle up your sauce and sell it like screech"

The taste-a, you can have. But the secret? She's a mine

El Padrino said...

After taxes, I make like $30 a night.

fuck that shit

El Padrino said...

used to think sleep was overrated until i stopped getting it

El Padrino said...

"used to think sleep was overrated until i stopped getting it"

same thing with me cept replace sleep with pussy!

/meiz

keef said...

"fuck that shit"

Right?

El Padrino said...

i really want a 2nd yob at the airport

ns

perfect hours, good pay, cool backdrop with all the planes and shit and easy work (mentally)

El Padrino said...

"fuck that shit"

Right?

yes.

ns

that can't be close to helping you THAT much, especially with the baby

El Padrino said...

costco is like hd and lowes

need to fill out some ridick online test

like cmon people i've shopped there before, i know who works there im pretty sure i can do the job

keef said...

"perfect hours, good pay, cool backdrop with all the planes and shit and easy work (mentally)"


Plus you get days off when the terrorists hit

s

El Padrino said...

customer things he was short changed on the self service counter, he bought a toilet seat for 16.50 and gave a $20 bill. How much change should he receive?

a- $20
b- $3.50
c- really? really home depot
d- $10

El Padrino said...

Plus you get days off when the terrorists hit

s

jerk

El Padrino said...

hundo

keef said...

"that can't be close to helping you THAT much, especially with the baby"

basically $600/month. Makes my car payment and student loan payment. So it is helpful. But for the amount of work I do, it's shitty. Woe

keef said...

"customer things he was short changed"

HDH

El Padrino said...

ah student loan
you got 60 years to pay that back

kill all the gophers said...

i'm sure kod is on board with socialized medicine


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Oh yeah, I am a big advocate for a single payer system

keef said...

"ah student loan
you got 60 years to pay that back"


Yeah, but I can't not make payments now

El Padrino said...

you can make them like $50 a month to adjust if you feel like not killing yourself

El Padrino said...

sometimes green tea taste like dirt

Blue said...

"what kind of car aitch"


like this one

not that one exactly (same year and model), neighbor is a car broker and got me one from texas for like 10K less than I could buy one

El Padrino said...

nice so you paid him for it?

El Padrino said...

travelocity has this thing where they offer "top secret deals" on hotels but they dont tell you the name of the hotel until after it's booked

like priceline name your own price deal

you can't cancel either

some people love this i just cant bring myself to try it

Blue said...

"nice so you paid him for it?"

yes, i will, he's buying it today, but i signed a contract saying i'll buy it from him at cost.

Blue said...

dude is awesome, told him we were looking for a new suv too, and he told me he has the hookup to get dealer demos and can get me one that's never been owned with like $5k miles on it for 20K less than MSRP.

Blue said...

might take him a few months to get one, but he's on the lookout now

El Padrino said...

check the carfax

Blue said...

he's all over that stuff, for his friends he only buys certified pre-owned stuff with clean carfax

Blue said...

he's got a good little dealership thing going. He prices cars pretty low (like to make 2-3k per car) then sells 20 cars a month.

El Padrino said...

was quoting the commercial

El Padrino said...

pushing weight son

cars on lots lose money

El Padrino said...

my mother dated a car salesman

i wanted to punch his teeth in everytime i talked to him

now he's a semi-pro poker player

ns

El Padrino said...

maybin tweets about panda express being awful

panda express ceo owns hsi team though...whoops

El Padrino said...

we shouldnt send pretty blond woman to an arab nation to report news during a revolt

El Padrino said...

dick weeks 4y 38.5MM

Blue said...

"we shouldnt send pretty blond woman to an arab nation to report news during a revolt"

and if we do, she should be packing

El Padrino said...

suite /lp

Blue said...

good gawd

si swimsuit cover chick...bunch of pictures from the mag...wowsa

Blue said...

brooklyn decker from the SI


fuck andy roddick

El Padrino said...

all over that

El Padrino said...

unspeakable, bitch is gorgeous when she takes a shit

Blue said...

if i ever win a bet with beth this will be her new pic

El Padrino said...

piece

Beth said...

I wouldn't mind that pic.

Jugdish said...

i would


/mize

keef said...

"you can make them like $50 a month to adjust if you feel like not killing yourself"

not sure. I did a student loan consolidation and my monthly payment is like $321

keef said...

it's a 20 year loan

Jugdish said...

not sure. I did a student loan consolidation and my monthly payment is like $321


i pay what i want on my bills

/Lp

keef said...

he won't do a name your own price hotel, but will name his on price on bill payments

Jugdish said...

melo slot machine

Blue said...

aren't most slot machines 3x3

Mize said...

"but socialized medicine is the way to go. I have no doubt about that, almost every other major economic country in the world does it that way."

^^^^^^^^

keef said...

"aren't most slot machines 3x3"

A lot of the newer ones have something like 6 wide

tem said...

" one that's never been owned with like $5k miles "


five thousand dollars miles is either a lot or a little or something.

tem said...

blue really bought a BMW?

Blue said...

blue really did

cmblue wouldn't let him get a used sports car, so this was the closest thing

Blue said...

mid-life crisis

Jugdish said...

mid-life crisis



i've had two of those

/tp

keef said...

blue should of* boat* one of those bmw z3 cars.

s

Blue said...

i wanted a 10 year old boxster, would have been less money, but no back seat...so cmblue didn't think I could haul kids around

keef said...

buddy of mine boat* a boxter. He makes like $250k. Fuck you guys

Mize said...

Indeed

Mize said...

Actually, fuck you all. Except for Kod. And H.

Blue said...

the one I wanted was like 14K$

Blue said...

so less than the aveo

Mize said...

I paid $9500 for the Aveo

Mize said...

I ain't about to get mad about a car. Cars ain't shit to me.

Mize said...

Computer seems a little loud today. This sucks.

keef said...

Fuck you, mize

Mize said...

Okay

Mize said...

Canned air and reboot seemed to help. Either that or it's just a placebo.

Mize said...

I really don't like the new login crap

Mize said...

"I paid $9500 for the Aveo"

No, $9000 & $1000 down.

Mize said...

I should start looking into refinancing the Aveo loan.

Jugdish said...

my truck is an 04...paid it off 2 years ago. hoping to get 2 more years out of it or more

Jugdish said...

and i pay myself a car payment every month

Mize said...

As play money or into savings?

Jugdish said...

savings for another car

Jugdish said...

half mutual funds and half savings for car repairs

Jugdish said...

first time ive dabbled in mutural funds...been pretty good "so far"

Mize said...

Stocks must be nice.

keef said...

first time ive dabbled in mutural funds


Have you ever dapped a ballplayer?

/mize

Mize said...

Did I ever tell the story of when Zack Greinke dapped me up?

Mize said...

I hate when I refresh the page and there are no new comments.

keef said...

Happens a lot now

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

yep

keef said...

Sleepy

H said...

Tell us the story about Greinke, MiAitchze

Mize said...

"Tell us the story about Greinke, MiAitchze"


You know the comment was S, right?

H said...

Yeeeees, Meiz. I knew that.

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