Thursday, February 03, 2011

Odds and Ends

I don't like it when people lick their fingers before handing me pice of paper off a stack of papers...gross.

I wish there was some way that Sporcle could upload the list of friends from someone's Facebook page and create a quiz from them. I wonder how many people could list all their FB friends given a certain amount of time depending on how many they had.

LP wouldn't have time for that shit.

The absolute worst side story to this Super Bowl is "Will Big Ben be in the same class as Brady if he wins his third Super Bowl?". I really hate how the media is always worried about where each athlete's place is in history while they are still playing.

It might be tied with "Who is really America's Team?".

I wonder how much that high school gets for letting Green Bay practice there.

"If I did something wrong I would apologize," Jones-Drew said Wednesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000.

...later in the interview...

"Don't get me wrong, what I said was wrong, and I shouldn't have said it but I did."

...even later in the interview...

"I don't think what I did was wrong; I didn't commit a crime," Jones-Drew said.

...Well played MJD, well played.

I'm a little tired of hearing Houston peeps complain about the weather. We really have it easier than most places, its just cold. Put on a damned coat.

Peeps suck! /keef

I don't like cheese very much, and I'm a Bears fan...so I'm rooting for the Steelers this weekend.

Google is trying to take over the world.

sportsguy33 In person, Rose is like a young Marbury but faster/taller/more explosive. I've never seen a PG like him in person before. He's illegal.

...and...

sportsguy33 Very impressed by the Bulls. Smart defensively, good chemistry, well coached. Played hard. Whole bench + injured guys totally into the game.

LOV Super Bowl prop bets:

# of kids keef has by kickoff: o/u at 0.5

# of LOV members who take Monday off: o/u at 2.5

# of total beers consumed by LOV members on Sunday: o/u at 112.5

Odds Lp nails the coin flip: -160

Odds that Mize moves to Canada and becomes a huge CFL fan since he hates America: -110

o/u on the amount of hours H gets to sleep on Sunday: 3.5


That's all I got...feel free to add your own LOV prop bets throughout the day.

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Jugdish said...

Good luck keef!!!

Keef said...

Peeps do suck

Keef said...

Thanks yug

Keef said...

The worse part of getting to the hospital overnight was being bored and noone to blog with.


Well, at least that was the worse for me

Jugdish said...

4cm


I'm not canadian..can you tell me using the finger method?

/beth

s

Jugdish said...

so I just kept qujiet.


wise

Keef said...

So if the baby is born today, bday will be 2/3/11

Cmk's all time favorite athlete is Jordan, #23 obviously
Mine is Larkin, #11

Kind of weird

Keef said...

"4cm"


Whatdoes that even mean?

/freak

Beth said...

"I'm not canadian..can you tell me using the finger method?"

That's actually how the nurses check you know, with fingers.

ns

Keef said...

Beth knows

Keef said...

Beth measures her cervix a lot

Jugdish said...

That's actually how the nurses check you know, with fingers.


there goes my ruler theory


s

Keef said...

Oh, she's 4.5 cm now

Keef said...

This nurse is getting a lot of action. I don't even think she's measuring anymore

Jugdish said...

i think they have a droid app for that now

Keef said...

I am seeing if they have a cervix measuring app on the ipad

Keef said...

Nope

Jugdish said...

I am seeing if they have a cervix measuring app on the ipad

i wonder if i could use that for other things


/mize

Jugdish said...

they let you bring that box of franzia in the delivery room to ease the tension?

Keef said...

I like the ratards in Egypt who are throwing sticks and rocks at the tanks. Good strategery

Keef said...

they let you bring that box of franzia in the delivery room to ease the tension?


I could use some booze

Jugdish said...

were those breast pads part of the hospital pack?

/tem

Keef said...

They had to cancel the pro am at the Phoenix open yesterday because the ground was frozen. I bet the tourney starts way late today

Jugdish said...

its not as cold here today as it was yesterday. Tomorrow they are saying a chance for snow. Some schools are getting off early today just in case.

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

it is cold and midwesterny here.

tem said...

tOSU lost a recruit to USC because the kid took his visit there last week.

it was 14 degrees here and 70 there.

no brainer.

Jugdish said...

also the chicks

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

I don't like it when people lick their fingers before handing me pice of paper off a stack of papers...gross.

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this shit right here

this shit

El Padrino said...

good luck keef, give cmk a gentle kiss on the forehead from me

El Padrino said...

she doped up yet?

Jugdish said...

the weather isn't bad

/mize

El Padrino said...

temp 17

real feel 5

not my words theirs

i just know its cold out but like jug said, the fuck it's winter, shut up and go to work

Jugdish said...

McCarthy to Rodgers before the SB: Those guys and that lesbo (Matthews) believe in you!

Keef said...

she doped up yet?


If you mean epidural, yes

tem said...

plenty of hot chicks at tOSU too.

tem said...

would take a guy all 4 years to fuck every hot chick at tOSU if he fucked 5 per week during the school year.

tem said...

that doesn't even count non students.

probably fuck 10 or more per week during school weeks for 4 years and not repeat a hot chick.

Keef said...

"plenty of hot chicks at tOSU too."

This is true. And they're not as cunty

Keef said...

I went home and let the dogs out and ate waffles and shit and showered. Now I need a nap

Beth said...

"Now I need a nap"

Yeah, I'm sure cmk has a lot of sympathy for how tired you are.

Keef said...

She's asleep. I'm not comparing my anguish to hers

Keef said...

And the nap reference wasn't because I did so much that it made me tired. More about sleeping 30 minutes last night. I was h'ing

Beth said...

"I was h'ing"

And you did a good job with it. You even got semi-defensive when you got called out.

Beth said...

"The opening round of the Waste Management Phoenix Open has been delayed by one hour due to frost."

Good call keef.

Keef said...

Waste mgmt open is so classy

Jugdish said...

it should be played at a landfill

Keef said...

Everything out there is shit brown so it looks like a landfill

/lp

Jugdish said...

i like the winters here, because everything is white...like it should be

/blue

Keef said...

It8's the whitest black history month ever


/mize Klan

Jugdish said...

the worse* professional wrestling ever

El Padrino said...

"If you mean epidural, yes"


cool

im so excited!

El Padrino said...

"And the nap reference wasn't because I did so much that it made me tired. More about sleeping 30 minutes last night. "

i been there

Jugdish said...

wussbag



s

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

at least keef will be home for super bowl, AHIK

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Odds that Mize moves to Canada and becomes a huge CFL fan since he hates America: -110"


Plus, the CFL got BTO to perform at their championship halftime show, while we're stuck with the shitty BEP; one upped again by the Canucks

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"temp 17

real feel 5

not my words theirs"


wow, for once I'm not in the coldest spot. We had a huge warmup overnight, 19 degrees this morning with no wind. Might even touch 30 by the end of the week

ahhh, spring fever

Jugdish said...

they are closing down schools here early because it "might" snow

Jugdish said...

of course people here can't drive in the snow or sleet...so it is safer to be off the roads (RO-ADDS)

Beth said...

Gee, that sounds just like Atlanta.

Beth said...

So Keith's been quiet for an hour. Wonder if he's napping or if cmk is birthing.

Jugdish said...

let's hope he doesn't oversleep

Jugdish said...

maybe he is typing his running diary for the birth

Jugdish said...

of the birth

tem said...

"they are closing down schools here early because it "might" snow"

they do it here all the time.

did it on monday, tuesday and wednesday.

some places today as well.

we got 1 inch total over that whole time.

El Padrino said...

green and yellow, response to black and yellow

El Padrino said...

my farts smell like parmagiano reggiano cheese

Jugdish said...

Sources: they may release us at 1 and tell us not to come to work tomorrow too.

Jugdish said...

hopefully it wasn't the mort of ellington field

Jugdish said...

Gore's explanation

Spaceman Spiff said...

beavis and butthead coming back, new episodes

El Padrino said...

man Fabio was robbed last night

El Padrino said...

lasagna cupcakes

El Padrino said...

also cool geoduck clam story fom wsj this morning

Jugdish said...

Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

goalie fight GIF

all i need is 1 punch, 1 punch

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo with blake chills caught on camera last night

El Padrino said...

islanders stink

one shot bro

El Padrino said...

eltardo with blake chills caught on camera last night

missed him

Jugdish said...

cowherd needs to stop talking about back ends

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
missed him"

9 seconds in, almost center, 1 arm up in air

El Padrino said...

9 seconds in, almost center, 1 arm up in air


wow what a homo

El Padrino said...

cuse finally won

El Padrino said...

garden booed bieber last night
was awesome

Keef said...

So Keith's been quiet for an hour. Wonder if he's napping or if cmk is birthing.





Sleeping-ish

Keef said...

man Fabio was robbed last night




Fucking lp

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

wow, sskod was just hired as cinematographer for a major upcoming feature film


huge break for him; I'm thrilled!

Keef said...

Kod ♥s Frankie getting dapped

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, just waiting to lose another bet; in fact, I think I owe somebody a name/pic change

El Padrino said...

rikers story, its awesome

El Padrino said...

petite retired

Keef said...

yeah, just waiting to lose another bet; in fact, I think I owe somebody a name/pic change


Lp I think.
And me again when GB has under 55 pts

Jugdish said...

garden booed bieber last night
was awesome


why were you at a bieber concert?

El Padrino said...

anyone see the interview yesterday on signing day with brad hoke and rich rod was there

so awkward

Keef said...

I heard the bieber concert at the garden sold out in 45 seconds

Spaceman Spiff said...

"petite retired"


you retired?

Jugdish said...

I heard the bieber concert at the garden sold out in 45 seconds



don't worry, I'll get in

/lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"anyone see the interview yesterday on signing day with brad hoke and rich rod was there"

tom brad watched it, keeping up with his alma mater

El Padrino said...

“We put the dude in a chicken-wing position and attack the rib area only.” The chicken wing means hands behind the head, like a full nelson in wrestling. Another inmate told investigators that if “you did not comply, you had to walk through a line of inmates; while you walked, you would be assaulted.”

El Padrino said...

I heard the bieber concert at the garden sold out in 45 seconds

knick game

Keef said...

you retired?




Hilarity

Keef said...

She's 5cm now

El Padrino said...

The Blood will deliver the phrase “What that red be like?”



If the Bloods member is legit, he responds, “That red be like five-poppin’, six-droppin’, Crip-killin’ to my casket, five alive, six must die, rest in peace to O.G. Tye, 50/50 Love, Fuck 50/50 Love, that’s the old laws that go against Bloods …”


meiz say this to the klanmaster

El Padrino said...

"She's 5cm now"

damn, long ways to go
tell her to hurry up

tem said...

"eltardo with blake chills caught on camera last night"

wft? is this some sort of where's waldo shit? i dunno where the fuck el tardo sits.

tem said...

"9 seconds in, almost center, 1 arm up in air"

sportsgal looks good.

Keef said...

wft? is this some sort of where's waldo shit? i dunno where the fuck el tardo sits.



Jeezaloo

tem said...

shouldn't you be doing some breathing shit with cmk or something?

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

bill for my boy staying in nicu was $76,000

i got billed for $700

insurance meiz

El Padrino said...

surgery and post op for cmep, $54,000

Jugdish said...

insurance meiz


hate being wrong about that shit

/mize

Keef said...

shouldn't you be doing some breathing shit with cmk or something?


No

Jugdish said...

Damn! Wrong Gruden.

/Marvin Lewis

Keef said...

Insurance is grate*. I ended up switching ours to the 100% coverage so our deductible is $600 and then 1000% covered after that

Keef said...

100%

Keef said...

Just ate a cheesesteak and suite potato fries for lunch

Blue said...

the only time insurance is awesome is during child birth

Blue said...

"Of everyone surveyed, 27 percent strongly favor or somewhat favor adding two regular-season games and dropping two preseason games. When the group is narrowed to those identifying themselves as NFL fans, support for the change rises to a total of 45 percent -- yet only 18 percent who strongly favor it."


so 45% favor it....why the fuck do I care what a non-nfl fan cares about adding 2 games

Beth said...

Local news flipping off hilarity.

Blue said...

pollster: are you an nfl fan

guy: no

pollster: what do you think about them wanting to add 2 more games

guy: i don't really care

pollster: see, we told you Roger Goodell

Keef said...

And wft is this strongly favor vs somewhat favor? You either favor or don't favor

Blue said...

guy: yeah, the extra 2 games might get somebody killed

kod: told you so

Blue said...

jerry jones thinks they can play a 40 game season


40 games, 45 weeks

5 week playoff

2 weeks off for the draft/free agents and start it back up.

Blue said...

"And that's despite data that shows football clearly is king: 41 percent of everyone surveyed called it their favorite sport to watch"

but they're not all NFL fans

Keef said...

Maybe they college football but not nfl

Keef said...

Can I buy a like

Blue said...

college football can be a verb


i collitch footballed that

it's like golf

El Padrino said...

i hate the phone commerical with the giant guy stocking shelves

Spaceman Spiff said...

you jelly?

Keef said...

Temperatures in the low 30s and frost on the TPC Scottsdale Stadium Course prevented start for four hours



Nice

Keef said...

8cm

Keef said...

3.1" for freak

Blue said...

8cm = almost go time, the last few come quick

Jugdish said...

twss

El Padrino said...

Three years ago tonight, the Giants pulled off one of the most thrilling upsets in the history of the Super Bowl.

aitch

El Padrino said...

"8cm"

shit just got real

Keef said...

You could of* been there

El Padrino said...

spiff you see angelo that faggot "ELP" the word Crocodile last night?

El Padrino said...

"You could of* been there"

i'll never forgive you for that diss

Keef said...

Speaking of diss, I made some kielbasa last night. It wasn't fresh, though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you see angelo that faggot "ELP" the word Crocodile last night?"

yea, made his hideous dish even worse

El Padrino said...

"Speaking of diss, I made some kielbasa last night. It wasn't fresh, though"

it's complicated

Blue said...

"The website said Roethlisberger spent about $1,000 at the bar -- $800 tab, plus $200 tip -- and was nice, fun and "took care of everyone."

I bet he did

/rape victims

El Padrino said...

whats the odds its a boy/girl

El Padrino said...

im taking boy

tem said...

i just had to explain the the secretary why we should leave someones office light on even though they snuck out early.

i had to explain that there isn't a point in sneaking out early if you are just going to announce to everyone that you left by turning out your light.

tem said...

"whats the odds its a boy/girl"

-160

tem said...

"whats the odds its a boy/girl"


51/49 for realz

Beth said...

"i had to explain that there isn't a point in sneaking out early if you are just going to announce to everyone that you left by turning out your light"

We have a guy in our office who everyone hates, so whenever he sneaks out early and leaves his light on one of us quickly slides by and flips it off.

El Padrino said...

below zero in mexico

tem said...

"We have a guy in our office who everyone hates, so whenever he sneaks out early and leaves his light on one of us quickly slides by and flips it off."

we like this guy so i don't want to do that to him.

El Padrino said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wings and beer with the softball team tonight...suite

Jugdish said...

got off work at 2 today...no work tomorrow unless the weather isn't as bad as they thought. then id go in at noon.

Jugdish said...

1-3 inches of snow expected...time to pack up the truck like the beginning of Red Dawn and head for the hills

El Padrino said...

suite

Jugdish said...

birth of As. Jr.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

knicks cheating

Jugdish said...

no ted brogan

Keef said...

Girl. Let the stripper jokes begin

Keef said...

im taking boy



Of course you did

Jugdish said...

21/32

sorry kod

Jugdish said...

congrats big daddy!

Jugdish said...

finally saw the web redemption of the national anthem singer...funny stuff

Keef said...

Thx jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Girl. Let the stripper jokes begin"

congratulations and condolences

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

ug, got my SB box numbers

GB 5
Pit 0



c'mon 35-10 win by the Pack

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

congrats Keith!


Girls are easier to manage IMO, at least until they hit 12 or 13

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

30/32

21 isn't too shabby at all jug (ns)

Mize said...

"Girl"

FACE

Mize said...

"c'mon 35-10 win by the Pack"


It's gonna happen

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Peeps do suck



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



plus, they take up appetite that could be used on Canterbury Cream Eggs

Mize said...

Creme

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

damn, and I was worried that I spelled Canterbury wrong

Spaceman Spiff said...

isnt it cadbury

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, it is


I should just google shit first

Mize said...

Yes, Cadbury.


Face, Kod. Face.

Mize said...

Work is gonna be all sorts of woe tomorrow.

H said...

"1-3 inches of snow expected"

That's enough to keep you out of work? Pathetic.

H said...

Congrats, Keith!!!!

H said...

"Canterbury Cream Eggs"

Kod eats the Chaucer version

H said...

That joke might be > D-

Mize said...

Turns out, a couple of my friends get really angry when I bag on white people.

They don't understand that I'm only gonna do it more.

Mize said...

I don't care for brisket.

Mize said...

I'd like to file the 1st FMlB draft compllaint.

8PM on a Saturday? Really?

Keef said...

Douche fb comment, mize

Mize said...

Oh, somebody doesn't have a sense of humor now.

Mize said...

So they shut down atdhe, and the new one is even better? I'll take it.

H said...

"Douche fb comment, mize"

Semi-douchey

Mize said...

It's a fucking joke for chrissakes.

It's from a fucking movie.

Jesus.

Mize said...

All dem Super Bowl props

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

that's bullshit that Love didn't make the West reserves; ridiculous

Mize said...

He didn't? I thought he did. Did I make that up because that's what should have happened?

ChiefPacker said...

Congrats, keith

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

according to cnnsi.com he didn't, and that Nash is that favorite to replace Yao

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