Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My Post

I hate when I fuck up at work. I forgot to change something on some excel spreadsheet I sent out. Made me look dumb. I hate that. That's right I dislike looking dumb. I hate when people send me spreadsheets that are all fucked up and I hate when I send them out. Show some pride in your work Gorramit.

NFL files charge against NFLPA

So negotiations are going well?

I guess maybe I should start training to see if I can be a scab for the Browns. Maybe a special teams player. It would be fun. I saw the Replacements. I think I could start for the Washington Sentinels so I assume I could be at least a Special Teams player for the Cleveland Browns when they have replacement players.

Bill and Ted

Isn't it time for a sequel to this or at least a reboot of the franchise? They are remaking everything else, why not this movie? Come on Hollywood, get off your lazy ass and remake another movie.

San Dimas High Football Rules

And whatever happened to Bill? I don't think his career has been that great. Ted could have at least drug him along like the Fresh Prince did with Jazzy Jeff.


No. 1 Falls already

Kansas lost already. Nice run. Texas will be the new number 1 unless they lose. I think Pitt is the number 1 team right now. I hate Pitt.


Angry

The only time I get really angry during the day is when I am driving and other people do stupid things. Even when I am mad on here it is mostly just fake mda* tem.

And don't mix up angry with hate. I hate lots of things and they deserve the hate. But I am not mad about it. Or angry with them. I just hate them.



OK that is all. Go forth and frolic.

148 comments:

Beth said...

"The only time I get really angry during the day is when I am driving and other people do stupid things."

So there is road rage in temhio. Good to know.

Blue said...

frolicing

Blue said...

my fonts all changed

i hate changing fonts

kill all the gophers said...

"And whatever happened to Bill? I don't think his career has been that great."


-No, but he did do a recent guest appearance on Bones as a girls gone wild kind of producer/murderer. It blew my mind when I finally figured out it was Alex Winters (or whatever that actor's name is)

Blue said...

it literally blew his mind, yo

El Padrino said...

why reboot spiderman if it was a success?

El Padrino said...

cuz tobey sucks?

El Padrino said...

I hate when I fuck up at work. I forgot to change something on some excel spreadsheet I sent out. Made me look dumb. I hate that. That's right I dislike looking dumb. I hate when people send me spreadsheets that are all fucked up and I hate when I send them out. Show some pride in your work Gorramit.



^this

El Padrino said...

ha, irans answer to the protestors is to execute them

Blue said...

tobey sucks and so does that ugly teeth chick

Blue said...

i've been burned on this a few times, I just forward on a spreadsheet without looking at it, and it's wrong

i'm a great manager

El Padrino said...

remember when being the #1 team in CFB was a death wish a year ago

hi kansas

El Padrino said...

see the new SI swimsuit cover?

dem tits are crying for a spooge bath man

El Padrino said...

irina shayk

El Padrino said...

the cover, dem tits

sfw

Blue said...

it's good stuff

El Padrino said...

"A too-good-to-be-true offer of a free room in a Brooklyn apartment turned out to be how a man allegedly lured a Wisconsin woman to his East Williamsburg home, where he is accused of beating, chaining her to a radiator and raping her."

craiglist posting

people are dumb

El Padrino said...

mickey d's does mcweddings now

Beth said...

"people are dumb"

Well, she was from Wisconsin.

El Padrino said...

anonymous craiglist ads are the better

El Padrino said...

"The Denver Nuggets want three Knicks starters - including Danilo Gallinari and Raymond Felton (below) - and more for Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups, according to a source."

Billups aint a dantoni guy

El Padrino said...

Trump Marina casino in AC was bought by Landry's which will convert the hotel/casino into the Golden Nugget (they have a stake in Vegas Golden Nugget)

i think that's cool

El Padrino said...

especially if they have $5 tables

El Padrino said...

marmol got some big money he is a mess sometimes

tem said...

speaking of vegas, i will be there next tuesday for work.

i will need a spot start.

El Padrino said...

nice

El Padrino said...

i tried to go to this conference in Utah on the company dime got the motumbo finger wag

Jugdish said...

Come on Hollywood, get off your lazy ass and remake another movie.



cracked me up

keef said...

bill & ted had a sequel, no? They went on a bogus yourney*

keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Lp

El Padrino said...

suite

Jugdish said...

O:FNY

El Padrino said...

like they wont just resign him

der

El Padrino said...

arod opted out

El Padrino said...

who cares im focusing all of my baseball energy this year and jinxing the phillies

El Padrino said...

mets will barely win 75 games

Jugdish said...

Lp

El Padrino said...

you serious jug

Jugdish said...

i know you said it last night...thought i'd let you relive it


im watching it for the first time, but yeah i saw your post last night

keef said...

"who cares im focusing all of my baseball energy this year and jinxing the phillies"


I'll join that fight

keef said...

"mets will barely win 75 games"

xnij

El Padrino said...

"I'll join that fight"


welcome aboard

Jugdish said...

rock making fun of cena was funny

El Padrino said...

yeah it was great

Jugdish said...

ha ha bull's ass...that's great

El Padrino said...

he abuses mike cole

Jugdish said...

he seemed like he didn't want to break character and smile, but couldn't help it

El Padrino said...

i'd be cracking up

Jugdish said...

i may have to add raw to the dvr now

Jugdish said...

he is just so passionate about being the people's champ!

/keef

El Padrino said...

most def

tem said...

"bill & ted had a sequel, no? They went on a bogus yourney"

indeed. i guess i meant another sequel.

Jugdish said...

bill and ted go ice fishing


/mize

El Padrino said...

bill & ted have sex

/meiz

Jugdish said...

bill and ted dap greinke


/mize

El Padrino said...

bill & ted talk woe


/meiz

Jugdish said...

bill and ted go to a kkk meeting


/mize

Jugdish said...

bill and ted get more ram

/mize

Jugdish said...

bill and ted find their w2's


/mize

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

danieltosh inappropriate touch tuesdays.... yes this is mandatory at all offices.


suite!

/blue

El Padrino said...

5 guys

Jugdish said...

tp

El Padrino said...

The secret recipe

Fluid extract of Coca 3 drams USP
Citric acid 3 oz
Caffeine 1oz
Sugar 30 (it is unclear from the markings what quantity is required)
Water 2.5 gal
Lime juice 2 pints 1 qrt
Vanilla 1oz
Caramel 1.5oz or more to colour

7X flavour (use 2oz of flavour to 5 gals syrup):
Alcohol 8oz
Orange oil 20 drops
Lemon oil 30 drops
Nutmeg oil 10 drops
Coriander 5 drops
Neroli 10 drops
Cinnamon 10 drops



coke recipe, do it

El Padrino said...

"Do-It-Yourself DNA Paternity Tests Now Available In NYC Drug Stores..."

who needs Maury Povich now

El Padrino said...

'Updating FACEBOOK Status' Just Before Fatal Crash...

dont have time for that shit

keef said...

Bill & Ted Can Stand White People


/mize

El Padrino said...

Bill & Ted Fuck Me

/beth

Jugdish said...

whisky tango

El Padrino said...

jesus

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

perusing old rock vids

El Padrino said...

segued into ric flair woo videos

El Padrino said...

can tdo this all day, wrestling junkie

Blue said...

"The Denver Nuggets want three Knicks starters - including Danilo Gallinari and Raymond Felton (below) - and more for Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups, according to a source."

rumor was they had to throw in eddy curry's expiring and a 1st round pick and wilson chandler

Blue said...

knicks like the deal because it clears felton and billups comes off the books this summer so they can go get Chris Paul

El Padrino said...

"knicks like the deal because it clears felton and billups comes off the books this summer so they can go get Chris Paul"

knicks rejected it, too much

Blue said...

how does that make you feel as a knick fan?

keef said...

tem, did the chicken lasagna & Boones Strawberry Hill get you a little hows your father?

keef said...

"how does that make you feel as a knick fan?"


they have a history of failure

El Padrino said...

"how does that make you feel as a knick fan?"

fine, it is too much

Blue said...

"fine, it is too much"

so you'd rather just not get carmelo, i get it.

Blue said...

so you have a team that's struggling to stay above .500 in a division where at best they might be a 7 or 8 seed, but you don't want to make the team markedly better.

I get it.

none of those guys are going to be all-stars, ever...it's a shitty deal, but if I'm the knicks, i take anything that gets me another superstar.

El Padrino said...

who starts along side melo and amare?

knicks rotation is only 8-9 guys

felton has been very good and i just want melo fuck billups he loves denver too much to leave anyway he might refuse or deman drelease for all i know

Gallo, #1, Curry deal, Chandler is enough i think

El Padrino said...

"none of those guys are going to be all-stars, ever..."

probably both be dead but i'd bet a month name pic that one of them will definetely be an all star

keef said...

gas is $3.19 now. W-o-e

Jugdish said...

gas is $3.19 now. W-o-e



in a related story...they are building a roller coaster like train system in dubai

keef said...

"so you have a team that's struggling to stay above .500 in a division where at best they might be a 7 or 8 seed, but you don't want to make the team markedly better."


If you want to make the playoffs but not make it past the conference finals, then Melo is your guy

keef said...

"in a related story...they are building a roller coaster like train system in dubai"


It'll end up like a lot of other shit over there now and get halfway done before they run out of money

El Padrino said...

"they are building a roller coaster like train system in dubai"

until they run out of money and scrape it halfway in

again

El Padrino said...

i2i

keef said...

I'm going to buy spring training tix now

keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

Trump Mess

Jugdish said...

trump's first order of business would be to bring back the stache.

El Padrino said...

whatever pushes the Wilpons out im for, even if rev bought the team

El Padrino said...

blue buy the mets

keef said...

"whatever pushes the Wilpons out im for"

Unless it involves trading Felton

Jugdish said...

Knicks trade Mess to Nuggets for Melo

Blue said...

jose reyes would love denver

Blue said...

"We need new stadiums in Los Angeles, Minneapolis, San Francisco, Oakland and San Diego."


Hey Rog...LA doesn't even have a team

El Padrino said...

jose reyes would love denver



tulo

keef said...

LPDNSWBDT

El Padrino said...

contraction

keef said...

denver has lots of dominicans

Blue said...

"Because of his talent, DeMarcus Cousins hasn't had to grown up"


great editors they have there at the wwl.

Blue said...

and haitians

keef said...

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways

kill all the gophers said...

"Daniel Snyder has filed suit, alleging that the newspaper “employ[ed] lies, half-truths, innuendo and anti-Semitic imagery to smear, malign, defame, and slander a prominent member of the community in order to generate reader interest and maintain its circulation.”"


So Snyder has a beef with the negative imagery against his culture and religion?


Cue uncle Joey

Blue said...

dan snyder is a moron


so sue me

Blue said...

stupid rich jews

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

wall

keef said...

wall

Mize said...

Fucklion

Mize said...

"Keith S changed his profile picture.
7 minutes ago"


Who's the chick?

/H

keef said...

Haha

keef said...

"he abuses mike cole"


You know it's fake, right?

keef said...

Video of the news chick who had the fake stroke is hilarity

H said...

Just had to send the chick who works in the office with me how cuz she was all coked out. Fun times.

H said...

Did you try to have sex with her first?

/LOV

keef said...

So h calls roofies coke. Got it

Mize said...

I don't ever want to do coke

Mize said...

Unless I get filthy rich. Then, I want to start a serious drug habit.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Who's the chick?

/H


hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

Mize said...

board

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

brought some tps home with me...unsuite

H said...

That is definitely TEO of suite, Jug

keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

That is definitely TEO of suite, Jug


^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

decline nut thrusts on tosh were funny

Jugdish said...

You know it's fake, right?



funny that the crying wrestling fan is the web redemption tonight

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

no more walls

keef said...

Wall

Beth said...

So who's covering Blue's post this week?

El Padrino said...

what's this guys deal

El Padrino said...

"he abuses mike cole"


You know it's fake, right?


der

Blue said...

go

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