Monday, February 21, 2011

Melo wants traded

What a boring weekend. Between all the rain here and the fact that there's basically no good sports on TV for the time being, there wasn't much to do this weekend. I did finish & submit our taxes though, which is nice.

NBA All-Star Saturday night was blah. The skills challenge was boring because it seemed like most of them were just going through the motions. Curry's performance in the final was the only one where it looked like someone wanted to win. The 3 pt contest was also blah. At least a Celtic didn't win, so it was a ::borat voice:: GREAT SUCCESS! Slam dunk contest gave me mixed emotions. On the one hand, it was good to see guys being creative and trying shit that we haven't seen before. But as I said in the weekend comments, they need to get rid of the 2:00 shot clock that they have to make a dunk. If it takes a person 90 seconds to successfully complete a dunk, that creates a bad show. And no dunk that takes 7 attempts to complete should get 50 points. Those judges are lame. And if a guy can take off from behind the FT line and make his dunk, that shouldn't get anything less than 50 pts. So all in all, the same truth holds true....the NBA sucks.

College basketball is coming down to the final month of action. Top 4 teams in the nation all lost last week. That means Dook will probably be the new #1 team. I'm fine with them getting it by default. It just shows that they need other teams to lose so they look good. They really aren't that grate* this season. I can't wait until the NCAA tourney when Dook & every Big Least team is KO before the Final Four, and possibly the Elite 8.

So cgjid apparently wants a ring. Maybe she finally wants to jump in the sack with jug, but won't do it until they're married. 4 words, jug.... He went to Jared

Talk this weekend about LOV Summit numero dos being in Austin instead of N'awlins. I like that idear. I'm still not sure if I'll be able to go, but there's a much greater chance of being able to go if it's in Austin rather than NO.

And finally...Here's a crucial message for teens: Oral sex carries many of the same risks as vaginal sex, including human papilloma virus, or HPV. And HPV may now be overtaking tobacco as the leading cause of oral cancers in America in people under age 50.
So Tony Gwynn suckt* dick. Got it. (s)

195 comments:

Beth said...

"I'm still not sure if I'll be able to go, but there's a much greater chance of being able to go if it's in Austin rather than NO. "

Chances of my going are less than the chances of keef going, but Austin over NO would make it even less likely for me.

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

Wall

Blue said...

beth is banned from Texas

Beth said...

I'm devastated.

Jugdish said...

jug is in the office for a little while today, so 3.5 day weekend

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

due to the love affair with walker texas ranger, beth is no longer allowed within 50 miles of the Texas state capital

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

wussbags

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

JFreak said...

I wish I had never created walls.

Jugdish said...

face

Beth said...

An idea for Jug's eventual wedding.

keef said...

wall

keef said...

"Chances of my going are less than the chances of keef going, but Austin over NO would make it even less likely for me."



So Beth doesn't want to go. Got it

Beth said...

Hmmmm, me being probably the only woman around a bunch of drunk horny guys who are already
used to being very crude around me?

Sounds tempting!!

s

Jugdish said...

not a good idea

Jugdish said...

wallTM by freak

Jugdish said...

wallTM by freak

Blue said...

"Hmmmm, me being probably the only woman around a bunch of drunk horny guys who are already
used to being very crude around me?"


sounds like a normal day at the office for you

keef said...

"me being probably the only woman around a bunch of drunk horny guys"


wadr, 2 of them will be mize & kod

Jugdish said...

wadr, 2 of them will be mize & kod


hilarity

kill all the gophers said...

"Hmmmm, me being probably the only woman around a bunch of drunk horny guys who are already
used to being very crude around me?

Sounds tempting!!

s"


I was discussing LS II with cmkod yesterday and made this point; she agreed she probably wouldn't go either if she were you

Jugdish said...

did she give you a kitchen pass?

kill all the gophers said...

"wadr, 2 of them will be mize & kod"


no wadr necessary, you're right; I got her back if she's there....I protect women from creeps for a living, it's kind of my thing

kill all the gophers said...

did she give you a kitchen pass?


haha; yeah, cmkod's down with me going to LSII (ns)

JFreak said...

"wallTM by freak"

No TM. I just came up with the idea of it. Called it a "lull." If memory serves me, keith was the one who started calling it a wall.

kill all the gophers said...

ug, gotta get cleaned up for next week


half-assed beard? gone

short hair? Gulp, trying to work up the nerve


-I've rocked the shaggy quasi-mullet since 2008; I'll be sad to see it go

Beth said...

"I was discussing LS II with cmkod yesterday and made this point; she agreed she probably wouldn't go either if she were you"

I bet most if not all of the cm's would agree with me.


Although there's definitely a part of me that's curious to meet all of you (yes, even keef god help me) in person. (ns)

kill all the gophers said...

there's definitely a part of me that's curious to meet all of you


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I'm hoping for a big turnout

keef said...

"No TM. I just came up with the idea of it. Called it a "lull." If memory serves me, keith was the one who started calling it a wall."

I thought it was the other way around

keef said...

"no wadr necessary, you're right; I got her back if she's there....I protect women from creeps for a living, it's kind of my thing"

I really don't see any dude here being a creep

ns

tem said...

"Although there's definitely a part of me that's curious to meet all of you (yes, even keef god help me) in person. (ns)"

i'll be in buford again with fmtem the 1st weekend in march.

tem said...

i need to ketchup re: WE

Beth said...

"i'll be in buford again with fmtem the 1st weekend in march."

Cool, when you're working fmtem and I can go out for drinks.

kill all the gophers said...

"I really don't see any dude here being a creep

ns"



-me neither; in fact, it would be quite shocking to me (ns)

tem said...

"Cool, when you're working fmtem and I can go out for drinks."

i'm not going for work.

Beth said...

"I really don't see any dude here being a creep

ns"


Yeah, I'd agree with that too actually. Now being creepY on the other hand...

tem said...

ketchup:

yes i sold the ring

car leases suck when they end

keef said...

On Saturday I took bgas. out for a bit so that cmk could get some sleep. I went to the grocery store and was in the checkout line and there was a pretty hot chick behind me. Hot chick axes how old the baby is. I say 2 weeks. She says "wow, and you're taking her out by yourself? You're amazing."

I didn't know whether to be offended or axe for her number.

tem said...

Dear staff:

because the ridgeline is made by asians it is called a lidgerine.

it is funnier that way.


thanks and regards,

mgmt

tem said...

"She says "wow, and you're taking her out by yourself? You're amazing."

I didn't know whether to be offended or axe for her number."


you're supposed to say something about it being tough being a single father.

keef said...

"you're supposed to say something about it being tough being a single father."


Goddamn. Where were you on Satuday

tem said...

ketchup:

"cghis dropped the L word on him last night."


H already moved on to a new girl?

tem said...

"Goddamn. Where were you on Satuday"

i don't know when satuday is

tem said...

but saturday i was at my condo. you should have texted me for advise*

keef said...

Satuday


Someone has to take up LP's slack

tem said...

ketchup:

TM is my intials.

yeah, think about that for awhile.

tem said...

"Someone has to take up LP's slack"


i figured some womens would do it

keef said...

"TM is my intials."

I thoat* TEM was your initials

tem said...

ketchup:

""what did you say? did you dap her and say thanks?"

I smiled and kissed her. Managed to avoid a verbal response. lol"


100% chance she noticed you avoided a verbal response.

tem said...

"I thoat* TEM was your initials"

sometimes i leave the E off

keef said...

"i figured some womens would do it"


No, the women is too busy being holier then now about going to the LOVS2

keef said...

"100% chance she noticed you avoided a verbal response."

TM knows

tem said...

ketchup:

"dtv on-demand stuff is pretty cool, but hd stuff takes too long to DL... might have to upgrade my internets"

you need more RAM

tem said...

"I got up to feed bgas. last night then fell asleep with her in the lazy boy. Somehow she fell off over the side. Scared the bejesus out of me"


she'll be fine. babies bounce easy. they are resilient.

Beth said...

"100% chance she noticed you avoided a verbal response."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And has since bitched to all her friends about it.

tem said...

"No, the women is too busy being holier then now about going to the LOVS2"

damn womans

tem said...

ketchup:

"Is Tem at a Sinbad show?"

no, he was on comedy central against the ASG. i flipped over during commercials of the game.

keef said...

"no, he was on comedy central against the ASG"


that was covered

H said...

"Chances of my going are less than the chances of keef going, but Austin over NO would make it even less likely for me."

The chances of you going are already zero. So you can not have chances be < 0.

tem said...

"ketchup:

"Is Tem at a Sinbad show?"

no, he was on comedy central against the ASG. i flipped over during commercials of the game."


i see that was covered.

tem said...

""ketchup:

"Is Tem at a Sinbad show?"

no, he was on comedy central against the ASG. i flipped over during commercials of the game."


i see that was covered."


i see that was covered

Jugdish said...

tps is not cooperating today

tem said...

well take your lidgerine and run over TPS.

Jugdish said...

i don't have one yet, i was just rooking at them

tem said...

ok, time to go to vegas for work.

keef said...

put $5 on red for me


/that lame guy

tem said...

always bet on black.

/w. snipes

Jugdish said...

im going to vegas the week of march 14th

Beth said...

Vegas sucks.

/mize

Beth said...

"The chances of you going are already zero. So you can not have chances be < 0."

I was starting to think up some smart-ass comeback for this, but when you're right you're right.

kill all the gophers said...

always bet on black

except if black is up against the IRS


/w. snipes

Jugdish said...

always bet on black


negative

/blue

H said...

"Although there's definitely a part of me that's curious to meet all of you (yes, even keef god help me) in person. (ns)"

It'd be safer in a large group I think. None of us would let anyone get too far out of line with you. But AJA I can see how you would be intimidated.

H said...

"I didn't know whether to be offended or axe for her number."

Both.

Jugdish said...

But AJA I can see how you would be intimidated.



a lot of people are intimidated by me

/mize

H said...

"H already moved on to a new girl?"

It's all happened kind of quick. But I gave up cghwf a few weeks back. This girl came back into the picture. As I explained, we have known each other for years.

H said...

"100% chance she noticed you avoided a verbal response."

120% chance IDGAF

H said...

"And has since bitched to all her friends about it."

Most likely, but she is still coming around, so it's cool.

H said...

"I was starting to think up some smart-ass comeback for this, but when you're right you're right."

Wow, you admitted that I was right. Will wonders ever cease?

H said...

"a lot of people are intimidated by me

/mize"

Only if he is lacing up his shoes.

Beth said...

"Wow, you admitted that I was right. Will wonders ever cease?"

Now if keef also admits you're right about something today you need to take all your money and buy lottery tickets.

keef said...

"120% chance IDGAF"


I don't believe this at all

ns

H said...

"I don't believe this at all

ns"

IDGAF if she noticed or not. I'm not sayin IDGAF about her though.

keef said...

You GAF if she noticed because you probably are feeling the same but don't want to say it

keef said...

h puts up the hardass front, but he's a softie

Beth said...

"h puts up the hardass front, but he's a softie"

This is not uncommon with guys has been my experience.

tem said...

Yeah h gaf about the women

H said...

"You GAF if she noticed because you probably are feeling the same but don't want to say it"

I didn't realize I was on Dr. Keef's couch

H said...

"You GAF if she noticed because you probably are feeling the same but don't want to say it"

I didn't realize I was on Dr. Keef's couch

Jugdish said...

couch?


/tp

H said...

The new McD's commercial for the chipotle burger makes me chuckle. The guy going through the ABCs says A is for Angus. But with his accent and how quick he is speaking, it sounds like he is saying A is for anus.

keef said...

"I didn't realize I was on Dr. Keef's couch"


Girl you know it's true

keef said...

"I didn't realize I was on Dr. Keef's couch"


That's why I laid out the plastic on it

H said...

I don't know why there was a double posting

H said...

"Girl you know it's true"

Are you singing Milli Vanilli?

Beth said...

"I didn't realize I was on Dr. Keef's couch"

Keef can't have sex with cmk for a month, be careful on his couch.

keef said...

"I don't know why there was a double posting"



You posted it twice

keef said...

Keef can't have sex with cmk for a month, be careful on his couch.





heyoooooo

H said...

"Keef can't have sex with cmk for a month, be careful on his couch."

Brutal.

H said...

Beth's got jokes

H said...

I pissed a waitress off last night. I am a regular at this place, exfemH's father owns it. I've talked to this girl a few times whatever. I was talking to her last night and told her I should hook her up with my friend. She says she wouldn't talk to him unless he was black or hispanic. NS. I called her racist. She was not amused.

tem said...

you should have asked her if haitian was ok

keef said...

maybe she was pisst because you didn't tip her


s

keef said...

haitian isn't black

/lp

keef said...

i thoat* tem was on his way to Begas

Beth said...

"I pissed a waitress off last night."

I hope that exchange happened after you got your food already.

keef said...

wall

keef said...

My DTV bill went up $5 this month. Isn't that breaking my contract or something? Or is the contract just one sided?

Spaceman Spiff said...

original contract probably says they can raise it

keef said...

shitty

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade giving bosh a reacharound whilst watching kobe dunk

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

Me & cmk's anniversary on Saturday. Trying to decide between going out for steak or sushi

Spaceman Spiff said...

steak for dinner, since cmk cant have that at home

you can have sushi at home, maybe, stitches

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak your boy hosting rome is burning

keef said...

she can have stake* at home

Spaceman Spiff said...

not for a month

keef said...

is that a rule?

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef did not see what i did there

keef said...

i did not

keef said...

now i do

Spaceman Spiff said...

should i explain the sushi part now too

s

keef said...

sushi part grossed me out

H said...

Stay classy, Spiff

H said...

"I hope that exchange happened after you got your food already."

It was at the end of the night. And she is a cocktail waitress, no food involved. Also, I was playing the club, so I was getting my drinks from the bar for free.

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

Blue said...

balls

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

nuggets are gonna trade all the knicks players to the nets

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Mize said...

"I really don't see any dude here being a creep"


All this

Mize said...

"I called her racist. She was not amused."


I call people I know racists all the time. They don't like being called what they are, in public.

H said...

SO I just posted this as my facebook status but I figure it is worth sharing here as well.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Dunkin Donuts chose February, which is also Black History Month, as their Chocolate Lover's Month? Or am I the only twisted one who sees that?

Mize said...

The only ADers not in the LOV FB trust tree are Spiff & Freak. Just sayin.

H said...

Beff* and EP are occasionally on AD.

Mize said...

"Beff* and EP are occasionally on AD."


Beth only shows up when she's menstruating, and LP only shows when CMLP is menstruating.

keef said...

hilarity

Mize said...

Either of yous ever had snails?

keef said...

Rev likes Dwayne The Rock Johnson

RR, R?

keef said...

"Either of yous ever had snails?"


Is that something you get when you dap someone?

keef said...

is it treated with penicillin?

keef said...

I had to go to the clinic today. Yeah, I've got snails

Mize said...

No, to eat. Ever eaten snails on purpose?

keef said...

like escargot? no

keef said...

sounds gross

H said...

Nope, never had snails. Sorry Meiz

Mize said...

hm. I have a feeling they might be delicious with drawn butter.

Mize said...

Or gorgonzola. Woah.

Mize said...

I'm blowing my mind right now.

Mize said...

I'm gonna have all sorts of struggle face if/when my sister gives me her old PC. I'm not sure how to transfer all the stuff I want to. External HD?

keef said...

I'd guess that snails probably be similar to calimari

keef said...

Depends on how much you have. Might be able to burn DVDs if it's not too much

Mize said...

"Depends on how much you have. Might be able to burn DVDs if it's not too much"


Not much. Just music, and I'd like to transfer my bookmarks.

My computer doesn't even have a CD burner. ns

keef said...

Couldn't you use an ethernet cable to connect them together and transfer that way?

Mize said...

"Couldn't you use an ethernet cable to connect them together and transfer that way?"


Wouldn't I need 2 monitors? And another outlet?

I don't know.

keef said...

I don't think so. But I'm not a scientist

H said...

"Couldn't you use an ethernet cable to connect them together and transfer that way?"

Don't they make USB cables that do that too?

H said...

Quick transfer cable or something like that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

melo a knick

Jugdish said...

Not much. Just music, and I'd like to transfer my bookmarks.


bookmarks file should be small.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive had escargot, thought it would be good too, it wasnt

Jugdish said...

Not much. Just music, and I'd like to transfer my bookmarks.


you could pull the hard drive off your computer and set it up as a slave in the new one

Jugdish said...

i like the slave idea

/blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea bookmarks take a second, i used an external to move my music from old PC to laptop

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i like the slave idea

/beff"

fized

Jugdish said...

melo a knick



hopefully blue is working on his post right now

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

Wall

tem said...

wall.


and again i need a spot start tomorrow. so far I am even at vegas.

keef said...

Bad wall

Jugdish said...

beth...post something for tem

Jugdish said...

i know you're out there

Jugdish said...

Does anyone else find it ironic that Dunkin Donuts chose February, which is also Black History Month, as their Chocolate Lover's Month? Or am I the only twisted one who sees that?


mize did not appreciate that joke

Jugdish said...

H, that was pretty insensitive. people who think they are black have already been through enough in this country and now they have to put up with these jokes?

Jugdish said...

s

Beth said...

"i know you're out there"

Do I need to update my restraining order?

Jugdish said...

no, the current one will suffice

Beth said...

So jug, you going to throw up a post or do you really want me to fill in for tem?

Jugdish said...

id do it, but im about to head out to a meeting for the next 2 hours or so

Beth said...

Ok, I'll throw something up, give me a few minutes.

Jugdish said...

suite...

Beth said...

Go.

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