Tuesday, February 22, 2011

LOV stereotypes

Well Tem is apparently in Vegas where there are a TON of wedding chapels, so fmtem may be cmtem when he gets back, depending on how drunk he gets and if fmtem has jug's woman's mentality. So today I'm doing a spot start. I've had this idea in the back of my mind for quite some time now, trying to list out all of the LOV stereotypes/running jokes about our regulars. Hopefully I won't leave out any people but I'm sure I'll leave out some of the stereotypes so feel free to fill in any I forgot. Of course probably very few of these are true in real life, which makes them even more fun I think.

In no particular order:


Tem

- Temhio
- Temgagement

Blue
- Rich
- Racist
- Hot receptionist rejector
- likes to fire people

EP (this could take a while)

- Short
- NYC is the best city in the world!
- Romance, look it up!
- barber
- debt
- bad sports predictions
- calls all his touch football defensive plays
- his flag football team "looks up to him"
- Olive Garden

Jug
- takes it slow
- trains!
- going here to see this
- country music

Keef
- is an AS.
- franzia
- many jobs
- hsil & csil

Kod

- hey there
- Indian lover
- crazy family

H
- grace and beauty
- attention whore
- welcher
- prefers his friends' women
- fuck buddies

Freak
- socks!
- lives in his parents basement
- chorus (but this one's faded away)
- virgin

TP
- old as dirt
- enemy of the homeless
- couch sleeper
- Gateway computers
- terrible taste in college football teams (ok, that one's just for me)

Spiff
- computer ninja
- huge eater

Meiz
- woe!
- Brilliance surrounded by dummies
- meiz = deluxe
- meiz and deluxe are gay lovers
- Star Wars
- Puts it on the pedestal

Beth
- lawyer lover
- slut
- is really a man


Damn that took longer than I thought and I'm 100% certain I'm forgetting some. But that's what you get when I have like 10 minutes to prepare.

Now go comment dammit.

184 comments:

Blue said...

no meiz?

Blue said...

today sucks way worst than when Jay Cutler was traded away.

even though I knew it was coming, it still sucks

Blue said...

congrats to ep.

i could make some snide comment about "enjoy consistently losing in the first round"

but I won't

or "Melo went from playing with k-mart and his bad knees to k-mart v2.0 and his bad knees"

Blue said...

but I won't

Beth said...

"no meiz?"

Shit, I was afraid I'd forget someone! Going to add him now.

Beth said...

Ok, fixed.

(Sorry meiz!)

Blue said...

is EP off today?

Jugdish said...

downloaded words with friends today...suite. finally available for the droid phones

Beth said...

Maybe my stereotype list for him hurt his feelings and he's sulking.

s

Jugdish said...

don't forget "Nice post freak"

Jugdish said...

Tem: scientist

Beth said...

The list for Tem felt way short, I figured I was forgetting some.

Jugdish said...

it was a good post, im sure we will remember more

Jugdish said...

keef sanchez

Jugdish said...

keef: just walk away

Jugdish said...

Lp makes his own sauce

.25 cent porn windows

Jugdish said...

pba cards

Jugdish said...

you could combine everyone's list and Lp's alone would top that

Jugdish said...

not motivated for tps today

Beth said...

"you could combine everyone's list and Lp's alone would top that"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Jug: walls

keef said...

Not just touch, but rough touch

keef said...

Rev is gonna be pissed

keef said...

But then someone will put a sandwhich* in front of him and he'll be fine

Blue said...

Keef: there's no good news man

Jugdish said...

zeke: quitting, slap fights

Jugdish said...

steve: ratard

Jugdish said...

mize: tv in parents basement

Beth said...

Yeah, I intentionally left off steve, zeke and rev. This is for current members only.

Sorry rev, coming to gloat once every few weeks after something good happens in Philly sports is only annoying, it doesn't qualify you for my list.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

Yeah, I can't believe I forgot to include "wall" under jug's list.

ns

Jugdish said...

i invented the walls

/freak

Blue said...

also forgot

ep: weasel

Jugdish said...

don't forget Lp's love for dong

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

the worse*

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

tem: HUNGRY!

tem said...

Fmtem is not in vegas with me

tem said...

Rev faded away from here. Distant memory, he didn't care.

Beth said...

"Fmtem is not in vegas with me"

If I'd have known that I'd have said there's a chance when tem comes back from Vegas that fmtem would be exfemtemII.

s

Jugdish said...

Hooters is having free lunch for military today...suite

Beth said...

Order the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

(That's from The Office in case you don't watch it.)

keef said...

"Sorry rev, coming to gloat once every few weeks after something good happens in Philly sports is only annoying, it doesn't qualify you for my list."



Burn

keef said...

"also forgot

ep: weasel"



THIS

keef said...

Forgot "can't vote" for TP

keef said...

wall

Blue said...

there's a keeper league?

JFreak said...

"freak your boy hosting rome is burning"

Who would that be?

Jugdish said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Who would that be?"

freeney

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Still unclear whether Melo will play Wednesday."

would be hilarity considering the prices people are paying for tickets

Blue said...

what i think would be hilarity is if wilson chandler can't pass his physical

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

MELOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

or "Melo went from playing with k-mart and his bad knees to k-mart v2.0 and his bad knees"

sounds horrifically jealous

amare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kenyon

El Padrino said...

beths memory is awful

Blue said...

"amare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kenyon"

bad knees are bad knees

Blue said...

i said, i could say those things but wouldn't

Beth said...

"beths memory is awful"

Who the hell are you?

El Padrino said...

"beths memory is awful"

Who the hell are you?"

that's one of them

El Padrino said...

MELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

IM COMING HOME, IM COMING HOME

TELL THE WORLD IM COMING HOME

keef said...

Melo scores 25PPG and the guy he's guarding scores 30

Blue said...

i'm surprised that el tardo doesn't have a column up about this yet

keef said...

WE'VE MOVED UP TO 1ST ROUND EXIT NOW, BABY!!!


/lp

Blue said...

"Melo scores 25PPG and the guy he's guarding scores 30"

guarding is really a relative term...he doesn't really ever guard anyone.

JFreak said...

When should the next "rev" day be?

Blue said...

actually I like the knicks core....melo, amare, chauncey

if this was 3 years ago they'd be a finals team in the East

keef said...

"guarding is really a relative term...he doesn't really ever guard anyone."


He'll learn how to guard in D'Antonio's* system



sssssss

Blue said...

who are we going to creampie?

Blue said...

i'm still waiting for someone to post the details for the Y! fmlb league


thanks and regards

keef said...

you probably need tem to send you an invite for the Y! league

JFreak said...

"who are we going to creampie?"

Shanoff has a new site that's getting popular. I saw we wreck it.

JFreak said...

say, even.

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

aren't we above that?

s

Jugdish said...

aren't we above that?


im not above anything

/lp

El Padrino said...

nobody gaurds anyone in the nba anymore

cept for the celtics, which is why they win

El Padrino said...

"who are we going to creampie?"

greinke

/meiz

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

"nobody gaurds anyone in the nba anymore"


Miami's D is pretty good. So is LA's. And Boston, like you said.


So NY won't win anything. Got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP,
"A Chinese man has died playing computer games for three-straight days without sleeping and hardly eating anything, according to China media reports.

Reportedly, the 30-year-old man lost consciousness at an internet cafe just outside of Beijing. He was rushed to a hospital but could not be resuscitated.
The man reportedly spent more than 10,000 yuan (about $1500) on gaming in the final month of his life. "

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

"you probably need tem to send you an invite for the Y! league"

nope, i just need the league id and pathword

Blue said...

the knicks got Anthony Carter too in the trade.

watchout for him, he likes to kill seasons


and ronaldo balkman..he has a kool tattoo on the inside of his lip

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

didnt the knicks have Balkman before?

keef said...

"nope, i just need the league id and pathword"

Good luck with that

Jugdish said...

wish we had that guy 5 years ago.

we did!

two years ago then.

keef said...

"nope, i just need the league id and pathword"

Good luck with that

Ben said...

"didnt the knicks have Balkman before?"

isiah's first draft pick...glad he could get him back

Blue said...

good luck with what.

keef said...

wish we had that guy 5 years ago.

we did!

two years ago then.




classic

keef said...

Looks like the league ID is 51738. No idear on the password

keef said...

oh, pathword is pathword

Blue said...

"There is not room in this league if all teams from last year return. To join, get the commissioner to increase the maximum number of teams, or remove teams that will not be returning. (Error #638)"


damn

how come we didn't do that last year so I didn't get kicked out

keef said...

almost cost $60 to fill up with petrol(/mize) today. Fuck me

Blue said...

what kind of car you drive esse?

keef said...

I think tem increased the # last year. Or maybe not

keef said...

Driving the Tiguan now. Had to switch with the wife since I was up to 21k miles on the jetta after 12 months

Blue said...

vw people

how do you like that tiguan?

we looked at those

keef said...

I don't mind it. Gets ok mileage. That's really the only thing I need. But it has a fair amount of room in it, too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Champ Bailey agrees to four-year deal with Broncos"

i knew that 2 days ago

/blue

H said...

"how come we didn't do that last year so I didn't get kicked out"

I was in it last year but I haven't signed up for this year's so you should be golden.

Mize said...

"Shanoff has a new site that's getting popular. I saw we wreck it."


Sounds like a great idea

Mize said...

I'd even post under the Deke moniker for a Shamford creampie

keef said...

You get off on that shit don't you

Mize said...

On what? Wrecking peoples' shit?

keef said...

Yes

H said...

So dude I almost threw down with on Saturday for groping two of my female friends, turns out he dodged a rape charge in '03. good times, good times.

El Padrino said...

EP,
"A Chinese man has died playing computer games for three-straight days without sleeping and hardly eating anything, according to China media reports.

Reportedly, the 30-year-old man lost consciousness at an internet cafe just outside of Beijing. He was rushed to a hospital but could not be resuscitated.
The man reportedly spent more than 10,000 yuan (about $1500) on gaming in the final month of his life. "


fantastic

El Padrino said...

"nobody gaurds anyone in the nba anymore"


Miami's D is pretty good. So is LA's. And Boston, like you said."

so 3 teams in the league

again nobody guards anyone

El Padrino said...

look i get the hate, it's fine and even fair

but dont come at me with nonsensical basketball arguments

El Padrino said...

make your hatred posts and move along

El Padrino said...

lakers beat them twice in playoffs, i think en route to at least one title

El Padrino said...

maybe we need to look at Karl's playoff record and start wondering about him, melo has had fine playoff performances and only disappeared technically once

Mize said...

EP, they gave up Gallo. You can't be happy about that.

El Padrino said...

and to my recollection they didnt even make the playoffs for like 8 years or so until he was drafted and made it each year he played

Mize said...

I think Prokhorov may have played the Knicks

El Padrino said...

"EP, they gave up Gallo. You can't be happy about that."

Loved Gallo, but he was a bench player on a good NBA squad, for the Knicks he started and if Dantoni can get over Gallo leaving so can I

El Padrino said...

"I think Prokhorov may have played the Knicks"

he does seem extra stealthy

but i dont think so, the deal the Nets had in place was done, all Anthony had to do was sign the extension

no one wants to play for the Nets, they are the Royals of the NBA

Mize said...

But the Knicks didn't even need to give up ANYTHING to get Melo.

El Padrino said...

thats a lie

melo would have took the nets deal at the 11th hour for fear of the new CBA robbing the players out of money

fact

donnie walsh is a smart man, if he believed that he would have waited

Spaceman Spiff said...

read that melo told the knicks he was gonna sign that extension one way or another, so the knicks had to trade for him

Mize said...

Walsh didn't really make that trade. Zeke was involved.

Mize said...

And you know it.

Mize said...

I'm getting 10 lbs of skinless boneless chicken breasts for $1.24/lb tomorrow.

Sysco FTMFW.

Mize said...

I guess we're done talking NBA.

keef said...

"so 3 teams in the league

again nobody guards anyone"



The 3 best teams

keef said...

The knicks will never be higher then a 5 seed with Melo

keef said...

Good deal on the pollo mize

Mize said...

"again nobody guards anyone"


I hate this argument. Look at scoring in the NBA compared to what it was 20 to 30 years ago.

Mize said...

"Good deal on the pollo mize"

Fucking yes. The price is leaping up on that particular product tomorrow.

/inside trading

Mize said...

Nobody plays defense anymore

Jugdish said...

so 3 teams in the league


dont count out chicago

H said...

Whoa. Meiz made an argument and then backed it up with facts. I thought that was against the rules here.

Mize said...

"Whoa. Meiz made an argument and then backed it up with facts. I thought that was against the rules here."


I usually just lose interest or don't really care much, but when people make ignorant statements and pass them off as fact, I'll throw a little something out there.

Mize said...

Plus, that was a really easy one

Jugdish said...

43/91

keef said...

dont count out chicago



I figure there's more. SA, Orlando, Chicago included. Just making a point to LP that the really good teams play defense

keef said...

Hayden P looked pretty good as that Amanda Knox chick

Mize said...

"I figure there's more. SA, Orlando, Chicago included. Just making a point to LP that the really good teams play defense"


Even crappy teams.

Bucks.

H said...

51/91

Should have done better. After I saw some of the answers I felt like an idiot

keef said...

39/91

tem said...

i'll add teams in the league

H said...

"39/91"

I feel better. Thanks, Keef.

tem said...

max teams is now 12. was 10.

not sure how many we had last year.

keef said...

H is so smat

tem said...

now off to the venetian.

Jugdish said...

anyone here play words with friends?

Mize said...

I only knew ACL & NASA

Mize said...

"anyone here play words with friends?"


I would gladly crush you, if I had a smartphone or an iPad.

Jugdish said...

i welcome that challenge when you get one of those

Jugdish said...

keef can give you his next ipad

Mize said...

"i welcome that challenge when you get one of those"


Noted

keef said...

anyone here play words with friends?



I haven't but I will

Mize said...

I used to give exfemmize the BLUES in Scrabble. Granted, that is not an intelligent person at all.

Jugdish said...

cool...hit me up on there


thebender12

keef said...

I'm d/l it now

Jugdish said...

Noted



not saying im good...but im enjoying the game

keef said...

Mize is so smat

keef said...

I'm downloading the free one. Do I need to get the version you purchase

keef said...

Mine is keefknows

Jugdish said...

i got the free one

keef said...

I don't even know how to play

keef said...

But I have to go to work now

Jugdish said...

its like scrabble, but you take you turn whenever you can. your phone or ipad will notify you when its your turn

there are 3 levels...

beginner
intermediate
Mize

Mize said...

FACT

Jugdish said...

wall

keef said...

Wall

Beth said...

"there are 3 levels...

beginner
intermediate
Mize"


This made me laugh.

Jugdish said...

I used to give exfemmize the BLUES in Scrabble. Granted, that is not an intelligent person at all.



this gave me a mental picture of exfemize playing scrabble and putting the word "AT" out there...

...then mize adds the "TH" to make it "THAT"

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

"Walsh didn't really make that trade. Zeke was involved."

another tabloid rumor
you must be reading chat room fodder

El Padrino said...

and i will destroy anyone here in Scrabble

add it to the picnic

El Padrino said...

"Nobody plays defense anymore

Look at scoring in the NBA compared to what it was 20 to 30 years ago."

good look up and good point but
couple of counterpoints on that

one and maybe the biggest, look at the 3 point attempts...big increase that results in a lower FG% since most teams shoot less than 50% some way below 50%

looks like since 03 scoring is back on the rise

since then, the eastern conference has really been bad overall those Nets teams that won with kidd were low scoring, the celtics low scoring then the bottom feeders are worse

generally, my point is, stars don't guard stars. PERIOD.

Mike Jordan was the last super star to guard his position at a high level (not taking into account centers)

Blue said...

new post-ish

keef said...

Kobe doesn't play defense?

El Padrino said...

"The knicks will never be higher then a 5 seed with Melo"

this year, probably not

in the future, your talking out of your ass and if you wanna bet, let's bet

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