Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Kod Fake Post

begin fake Kod post that is actually real Kod writing, but a fake post

Green Bay sucks; their fans are almost as insufferable as Boston's, but almost twice as fat....making them the worse fan base in America.

Pitt will squeak out a 3 point win due to some late Big Ben heroics.

I will push once again on my box.

For the first SB in history I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO and will probably just watch the game with cmkod and the kids/grandkids

end fake post

174 comments:

Keef said...

"minus 40 degree windchills this morning"


Not that cold here, but the water in the dogs' bowl outside was completely frozen this morning

Jugdish said...

Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, said Tuesday. "It's something we certainly have had the ability to do," Jones said at a news conference in Arlington, Tex., the site of Super Bowl XLV. "We've had the ability to go to 22 games, had we wanted to as owners without anybody's approval.


suite

/blue

tem said...

if there is a strike maybe el pad can call the plays for the giants

tem said...

strike/lockout

Keef said...

"if there is a strike maybe el pad can call the plays for the giants"


so would he be rick moranis or ed o'neill?

Spaceman Spiff said...

stephen a. returning to espn, just writing columns and a radio show though, hope he never gets back on TV

Keef said...

"Pats' Brady runs away with offensive POY"


I thought he just had surgery on his foot or something

tem said...

"stephen a. returning to espn, just writing columns and a radio show though, hope he never gets back on TV"

damn, i thought he was gone forever.

Keef said...

Of course

tem said...

"I thought he just had surgery on his foot or something"

yeah, he didn't get far.

they caught him pretty quickly.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

nice post freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I thought he just had surgery on his foot or something"

fawking wah-ree-uh

/H

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

not calling you a freak FTR tem

Keef said...

Twins are going to suck this year when Morneau & Nathan come back

/kod

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Not that cold here, but the water in the dogs' bowl outside was completely frozen this morning"


I was unsurprised until I saw that this was coming from Keith and not Meiz (ns). That's pretty crazy for your part of AZ, no?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Twins are going to suck this year when Morneau & Nathan come back

/kod"



funny, but aja I'd rather have Crain back than Nathan; I have a feeling Nathan's days as an AS are d-u-n

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

suite! That means I'm going to have a long productive career



/Joe Nathan

Keef said...

"I was unsurprised until I saw that this was coming from Keith and not Meiz (ns). That's pretty crazy for your part of AZ, no?"


We get a few times when the temps get below zero during the winter. It seems like it's almost always during the week of the Phoenix Open, too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jimmy Dac Ho, an FAU police officer, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder after he hired an escort for sex and shot her twice. "

thats a name

Jugdish said...

Lp...amex

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, you check out that mets-madoff piece?

El Padrino said...

yes

El Padrino said...

wilpon got crushed

El Padrino said...

which piece are you talking about i've red* 3

Spaceman Spiff said...

nymag

El Padrino said...

yes, then i read the jet blue guy story

he is hiv positive

Mize said...

"tem said...

post up"


Box out

Keef said...

Right Now: 36°F
Feels Like: 24°
Wind from NNW at 24mph gusting to 32mph


woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Former USC quarterback Mitch Mustain was arrested late Tuesday night and held on a felony narcotics charge"

hilarity. still going downhill

Mize said...

People are really overblowing this snow stuff. It ain't that bad.

Keef said...

chondy is here

tem said...

today was the best the roads have been here in about 3 weeks.

the rain washed all the shit off them.

tem said...

but they still closed all the schools because the back roads are all fucked up.

Mize said...

The blood is on your hands

Mize said...

I'm gonna play some xbox tennis.

Keef said...

People shit on your roads?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"White Stripes say on their site the band "has officially ended and will make no further recordings or perform live" "

El Padrino said...

didnt jack white join another band already

El Padrino said...

keef, next is Mauro

Beth said...

GOLF PICKS!

El Padrino said...

suck it

Mize said...

"didnt jack white join another band already"

Jack White's in like a brazillion bands.

JFreak said...

"We get a few times when the temps get below zero during the winter."

Below zero, eh?

Mize said...

Kod needs a 360 so we can tennis it up.

JFreak said...

Maybe keith is canadian. Or european.

tem said...

"People shit on your roads?"

yes. they learned it from NYC folk.

tem said...

"For his next gig, Tyler Perry is losing the wig and donning the suit of detective-psychologist Alex Cross."


that's morgan freeman's old role.

perry will get an oscar nom now.

our rooney rule talk is coming true.

El Padrino said...

if tyler perry wins an oscar i will eat rock salt on youtube

El Padrino said...

are both teams wearing yellow pants?

tem said...

"Maybe keith is canadian. Or european."

what's wrong with saying below zero?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"what's wrong with saying below zero?"


that's how everyone in Minni says it

El Padrino said...

According to Joel Sherman of the New York Post, the Mets talked with the Angels about a possible trade for Carlos Beltran, “But the Angels ultimately saw [Vernon Wells] as the better choice despite the much larger financial investment.”

El Padrino said...

a tiger legend retires

El Padrino said...

"People are really overblowing this snow stuff. It ain't that bad."

where cuz its fubar in some places

JFreak said...

"what's wrong with saying below zero?"

Because he meant below freezing, which is below 32.

Blue said...

well ain't that a bitch

Blue said...

it was below zero here last night.

20 below zero 52 below freezing

Jugdish said...

i still look at the weather report/snow report on the steamboat website

El Padrino said...

Anderson Cooper and his crew were attacked during the riots in Cairo yesterday, with one CNN reported tweeting that Cooper was punched in the head ten times

bout time

El Padrino said...

karate kick fail

El Padrino said...

nice shirt

Spaceman Spiff said...

COLOV

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: kick

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

just watched a replay of the Kings/Wild game from last night


Backstrom's kick save in the shootout was HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

just saw the web redemption of that chick that forgot the national anthem at blazers game, 21 now

would smash

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

Model Admits To Castrating Journalist In NYC Hotel With Corkscrew...


ouch

El Padrino said...

alana blanchard

El Padrino said...

but her face

Spaceman Spiff said...

artest wants traded

El Padrino said...

funny how that laker story was like created out of thin air and now something might actually go down

Keef said...

"keef, next is Mauro"

Saw that yesterday. Mauro is probably next. Or Frankie

Keef said...

"Because he meant below freezing, which is below 32."



I didn't say °F, dolt

El Padrino said...

"Saw that yesterday. Mauro is probably next. Or Frankie"

hopefully one of the sisters too

El Padrino said...

kids make you enjoy text messages that say

"he pooped"

Keef said...

"hopefully one of the sisters too"


The only one I can't stand is that blonde one. I want to punch her in the face

El Padrino said...

yeah her

El Padrino said...

god damn props not up yet

Keef said...

sportcents* needs prop bets

El Padrino said...

tails has failed 4 years running, i'm down $400 on that

undeterred i'm picking it again

Jugdish said...

sportcents* needs prop bets


^^^^^

Blue said...

bet $500 on tails this year

Jugdish said...

i spend a lot more than that on tail


/charlie sheen

Blue said...

double or nothing

Blue said...

double your debt or nothing

El Padrino said...

no thanks, hundy is enough on a random 50-50 bet

El Padrino said...

updating the farve barn

tem said...

"Because he meant below freezing, which is below 32."

gotcha. i thought he actually meant below 0. i have no clue what AZ weather is like.

Blue said...

"no thanks, hundy is enough on a random 50-50 bet"

law of averages

El Padrino said...

"no thanks, hundy is enough on a random 50-50 bet"

law of averages"

try this with roulette, black/red
you'll be homeless by the 10th spin

Blue said...

you know, like when you're down in blackjack and you keep losing...eventually you're gonna hit big money so you the more you lose, the more you need to play to get back up

Blue said...

"try this with roulette, black/red
you'll be homeless by the 10th spin"

not if I start with a $1 bet

El Padrino said...

smartass

Blue said...

roulette is different...the odds of sitting there with 10 spins and it hitting red each time in those 10 spins is less than the probabilty of that one time it will be red

Blue said...

for each independent spin it's 50/50, but the overall odds of it doing that ten times in a row is like infintismal

El Padrino said...

how is roulette different, spin 10 times or flip a coin ten times

same thing

Blue said...

one is with a coin, the other is with a ball


totally different

Blue said...

if you don't see how they're different, you shouldn't be betting on anything

Blue said...

so 4 years ago if you'd have bet that the next 4 superbowl tosses would all be heads, you'd have gotten like -160 odds

but this year it'll still be 50/50

Blue said...

hundred

Blue said...

i'm just trying to bait tem to talk statistics

Blue said...

bait not taken

Blue said...

i hope keef live blogs from the ipad in the delivery room


running diary

El Padrino said...

hes busy pickin a wedding cake

El Padrino said...

wwl, natl signing day pics

3rd pic, high school kid with a toddler on his lap

fucking hilarious

Mize said...

I think I'm gonna take some coffee cake and doughnuts in to work tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

what a swell guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how is roulette different, spin 10 times or flip a coin ten times

same thing"

0 and 00

you knew that, but let blue get to you

Spaceman Spiff said...

isnt tails not even money also, SP podcast said its -102 or some shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nutt confirms Floyd Raven's mom forged his signature on LOI to Ole Miss. Raven going to Texas A&M."

crazy bish

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

SP podcast said its -102 or some shit


-man, if you could find a bunch of 50/50 bets with that payout you could get rich provided you had enough money to invest. It would be like being a casino.

Keef said...

"gotcha. i thought he actually meant below 0. i have no clue what AZ weather is like."

it was -15 (below 0, °F) in Flagstaff

Keef said...

"i hope keef live blogs from the ipad in the delivery room


running diary"


I'm gonna try to do as much as I can get away with while I'm there, re: live blogging

Keef said...

once she starts pushing I'll probably stop for a few minutes

El Padrino said...

nfl producer

El Padrino said...

"once she starts pushing I'll probably stop for a few minutes"

what a guy

Mize said...

Text message from the klanmaster:

"A whiteout on the 1st day of black history month. We win again!"


ns

Jugdish said...

nfl producer



suite article

Keef said...

That's why I hate white people

/mize

Jugdish said...

That's why I hate white people

/mize



and america

Jugdish said...

mize

Keef said...

12 days til pitchers & catchers

Keef said...

domo aragato mr joe votto

Blue said...

it's pitchers and catchers every day for me


/jose reyes

Keef said...

so gangsta
I'm so thug
i'm the only one your* dreaming of

Keef said...

that was not re: jose reyes

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Mize said...

Time for more drugs

H said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

H said...

wall

H said...

How is counting days a sign of weakness, Meiz?

Keef said...

just saw the web redemption of that chick that forgot the national anthem at blazers game, 21 now

would smash




Watching it right now, and I agree

Mize said...

"How is counting days a sign of weakness, Meiz?"


It shows that you're clearly thinking about smoking.

tem said...

I don't smoke

H said...

"It shows that you're clearly thinking about smoking."

But I haven't smoked, so what's your point? Have you quit yet?

Jugdish said...

wall

JFreak said...

"I didn't say °F, dolt"

Which is why I said, "Maybe keith is canadian. Or european." person who can't read.

And really, you didn't mean celsius, you just hate being wrong.

Suck it.

Mize said...

"And really, you didn't mean celsius, you just hate being wrong."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mize said...

Nobody uses celsius

H said...

Everybody but the U.S.* uses celsius

*Fixed

Keef said...

""And really, you didn't mean celsius, you just hate being wrong."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and der

Keef said...

Might be going to the hospital tonight

Keef said...

Sitting in the delivery room, waiting

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

So I go to work tonight and cmk calls me at about 9:30 and said she was having pains in her stomach. I leave work and get home and she's having contractions about every 10 minutes. Then her water broked*. so I grabbed her hospital pack, the ipads, a change of clothes for me, and we go to the hospital. Luckily it's only 3 miles from us

Keef said...

Wall

Beth said...

So, any update keef?

Keef said...

She just got her epidural.

Keef said...

Now they're draining her bladder

tem said...

Good luck as.

Keef said...

Thanks.

Keef said...

Now that she got the epidural she's gonna try to get a little sleep

tem said...

Had to drive fmtem to work today b/c her car had too much ice on it. I should have cleaned it off while she was out of town. Instead I just let ice pile up on it. Oh well, she wasn't mad at me, but I did have to wake up early and do stuff.

Keef said...

I already slept for 30 minutes

tem said...

I was going to suggest dumping hot water on the winshield but she was in no mood to hear my lazy redneck methods.

Keef said...

Been watching the news all night. The ice in the Midwest is redonk.

Keef said...

Youshould have put salt on her car.


S

tem said...

Nor did I let her know that ice is transaprent so she can see right through it anyway. So her view while driving shouldn't be blocked by transparent ice

tem said...

I might toss some of those ice melting pellets on there.

Beth said...

This may be TMI (but after all that's been said over the years on here I doubt it), but how dilated is she keith?

Keef said...

4cm

Beth said...

"Oh well, she wasn't mad at me"

And you actually believed it when she said that?

Keef said...

When we got to the ER she was 2cm

Beth said...

4cm

So sounds like it could be a while still. Good luck and keep us updated!

Keef said...

Yep it will be a while. Thanks

Keef said...

Some building in massachusetts collapsed because of the amount of snow on the roof. O:FB

Keef said...

Not sure how that's o:fb but whatever

/h

tem said...

She never said she wasnnt mad at me. I could tell she was mad at everything, so I just kept qujiet.

Keef said...

The epidural looked pretty painful.

tem said...

Your face looks pretty painful

Jugdish said...

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