Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Is this a hostile takeover??

C'mon, Blue. Do I have to take over Wednesdays? Does Prestige Woerldwide have to represent LOV on hump day? Two weeks in a row? Unacceptable.

Some sports stuff happened. Meiz will suck at sales. Csilok is gonna emter rehab and leave two days later like The Man With the Golden Voice. Speaking of which, is that story that popped up and died out real quick or what?? Dude was everywhere for two or three weeks, then Dr. Phil got involved and he is GONE. I like how everyone was surprised that an alcholic streetperson went right back to his old ways when he suddenly had a shit ton of money.

I love my Whiskey Tango neighbor. She was a legit cougar when I moved into this place almost 6 years ago. Now she has gone way down hill. This morning she has her nephew over. The kid is like 2 or 3. I can hear her having a fight with her guido boyfriend on the phone, dropping F Bombs every other word. Stay classy lady.

I'm done. Nice post, Freak.

99 comments:

H said...

Posted this with a BlackBerry so I had to keep it short.

H said...

I would have probably kept it short anyways.

Jugdish said...

I would have probably kept it short anyways.



I understand

/kod and Lp

Jugdish said...

Chick Fil A for lunch todau...suite

Jugdish said...

today

Blue said...

fuck you, can't post from the dentist chair

H said...

I question your dedication to the revolution, Blue.

VIVA!!!

Blue said...

suck it

Blue said...

you came here the same way i did chico

H said...

Very true.

H said...

But even lemmings can evolve...

H said...

Blue is getting sensitive.

H said...

Go fire someone. You'll feel better.

H said...

Keef, what's the over/under on how long before csil gets knocked up? NS

JFreak said...

Let's not pretend like this is still a revolution.

H said...

I'm thinking she is gonna feel even more ignored now that the baby is actually here.

Beth said...

Wait, this was supposedly once a revolution?

H said...

Go back to bed, Freak.

H said...

Get back under the desk, Beth.

H said...

Get back to the McDonald's drive thru, H

tem said...

i'll only buy Chik-Fil A on sundays.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Alex Rodriguez' contract exceeds annual GDP of two countries." (via Chuck Todd)


that's gotta sting a bit

tem said...

H is within 27 car lengths of another car.


NO TIP

tem said...

danger

tem said...

""Alex Rodriguez' contract exceeds annual GDP of two countries." (via Chuck Todd)"


temhio and ????

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"temhio and ????"


dunno....Vatican City?

Beth said...

"Get back under the desk, Beth."

Shows you how much you know, since Wednesdays are Hump Day it's the one day of the week I'm not under a desk.

tem said...

ISWYDT

Beth said...

Yeah, so does everyone in the office, it's why I hate Wednesdays.

s

H said...

"Shows you how much you know, since Wednesdays are Hump Day it's the one day of the week I'm not under a desk."

Marry me.

Beth said...

You do know I've never dated any of your friends, right?

H said...

Well played.

H said...

somehow my grandmother, who is 100% Portuguese, makes the best lasagna I have ever had.

Not of she doesn't make her own sauce!!!

/EP

tem said...

beth is on fire

Beth said...

I'm in a bitchy/smartass mood, interact at your own risk.

ns

Jugdish said...

interact at your own risk.



hi beth

El Padrino said...

you need to get laid

Beth said...

Jug, aren't you supposed to be putting up walls somewhere?

Beth said...

EP, who's to say I haven't been recently. I'm not married remember.

Jugdish said...

Jug, aren't you supposed to be putting up walls somewhere?



wall

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

EP, who's to say I haven't been recently. I'm not married remember.

i can tell

Beth said...

Interesting, your sex predictions are as bad as your sports ones.

Jugdish said...

he's predicting the past

Keef said...

"Keef, what's the over/under on how long before csil gets knocked up? NS"

A long time

Beth said...

"he's predicting the past"

Which makes it even more amazing when he's wrong.

Keef said...

"I'm in a bitchy/smartass mood, interact at your own risk."


So it's normal day. Got it

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Which makes it even more amazing when he's wrong."


but much less creepy

Keef said...

hey weasel kod, change your name

Keef said...

it's on Monday's post

El Padrino said...

Interesting, your sex predictions are as bad as your sports ones.

aw shit

Keef said...

blogger isn't axing me the security question every time I refresh today, and if I'm at the bottom of the page and refresh, it stays at the bottom instead of taking me back to the top. A ninja could get used to this

Spaceman Spiff said...

shitty

Beth said...

"So it's normal day. Got it"

I'd have been disappointed if you hadn't made this comment.

ns

Keef said...

"I'd have been disappointed if you hadn't made this comment."


I love you too, beth

Blue said...

I like cranky bitchy beth

Blue said...

i'm sure she's a spitfire in bed

Blue said...

i'd say the same thing about anybody else here if I thought it.

El Padrino said...

trick shot footyball

Beth said...

"i'm sure she's a spitfire in bed"

Well if you're as rich as your reputation on LOV says you are one day you might be able to find out.

s

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"hey weasel kod, change your name"


Not sure about the weasel part, as I'm still sporting your last name/pic change.
-but yeah, sorry about that...totally forgot. Will switch when I get home in a couple hours

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

finally got the estate tax stuff finished; what a pain in the arse that was.

El Padrino said...

did my taxes, it sucked

El Padrino said...

small refund, should have been larger but the settled debit was counted as income as previously discussed

Spaceman Spiff said...

T-minus 3 hours until 7 day weekend

DET

El Padrino said...

suite

Jugdish said...

small refund, should have been larger

twss

Mize said...

Big day.

Keef said...

"Not sure about the weasel part, as I'm still sporting your last name/pic change"

was a joke, h

Keef said...

wall

Blue said...

got my taxes done...good refund for federal, but most of it gets eaten up because I have to pay state.

stupid state tax laws

Mize said...

I guess it's time to go out to dinner.

H said...

I gotta do my taxes still. I know I am gonna owe, so it sucks.

Keef said...

how much of your tips do you claim?

Keef said...

just the tips

Keef said...

Tosh had some funny videos last night

tem said...

What tips?

tem said...

Your face had some funny videos

H said...

I need to go see an accountant and see if he can help me with some deductions. Otherwise I owe the IRS $2400

Keef said...

Big woe

Keef said...

That wasn't a woe like stop complaining. That was a that sucks woe

Mize said...

Owing money sucks balls

H said...

Yea it does. The thing I don't get is my taxed income from dispatching was about twice as much as my untaxed income from driving. You would think they would offset, no? Accountant people? Tem? Blue?

tem said...

Had to put my foot down with fmtem today. She wanted to turn the volume on during the duke nc game. I said hell no, it stays on mute unless vitale is dead.

tem said...

All that income is taxable, so I assume you mean one of the incomes had money withheld and the other did not.

At that point it is just a matter of how much you had them withhold. If you have them withhold with 1 exemption you would have probably still owed a bit. If you withheld with 2 you'd owe even more....all that assumes your payroll peole didn't fuc@k up...possibly ahiik

tem said...

You might have a decent amount of worker expense you can write off....never did a cabbies taxes before so i'd have to look into how the industry works. Honestly I don't know how your pay structure works and what you come out of pocket for, etc

Mize said...

H shoulda bought Turbo Tax

H said...

yea tem. I mean about 67% of my income had taxes with held and i received W2 forms for it. The remaining 33% or so I got on a 1099-MISC cuz it was nonemployee compensation. No taxes withheld. I claim 0.

Mize said...

zero? Isn't that craziness?

I have no idea.

ns

Mize said...

I've always claimed 1

H said...

0 just means they taake more out each pay period, which usually means you get more back at tax time.

JFreak said...

"zero? Isn't that craziness?

I have no idea.

ns"

Nope. Means you can get more back at refund time. And for people that have some income taxed and some not, it helps cover the income that isn't taxed.

H said...

"And for people that have some income taxed and some not, it helps cover the income that isn't taxed."

Apparently not enough though.

Mize said...

Aha. Useful information.

Jugdish said...

Tosh had some funny videos last night



that discover commercial he did was funny

Jugdish said...

Cavs need one more loss to be the worse* ever

JFreak said...

"Apparently not enough though."

Yeah, I don't even want to know how much I owe.

Had a higher percentage of contract gigs this year. It's gonna bite me hard.

Mize said...

"Cavs need one more loss to be the worse* ever"


Wiz @ Cavs is the most anticipated game of the season thus far.

JFreak said...

Tosh's thing with the evolution of dance guy wasn't great.

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