Thursday, February 17, 2011

Headlines

Headlines:

Lakers lost to the Cavs last night...read that again.

Anti-Abortion Group Hires Whistleblower: What if your blowing experience doesn't involved whistles? /Beth

Dwarf Village May Hold Clues to Cure Cancer: Suite! /Lp

Uncle Leo From 'Seinfeld' Dies: Jesus? Hello!!

Isiah Thomas' role in Melo trade talks: Its just getting better!

Social networks can get you aid: Damn spell check


Random Jug:

I set my alarm clock ahead by a few minutes, however I randomly change how much its ahead by. Yesterday it was ahead by 5 minutes and I changed it to 9 minutes. Just like you have to keep your body guessing with workouts, gotta keep my mind guessing or I'll hit snooze all morning.

The Lakers lost to the Cavs last night...hahahaha!

The NBA is pretty boring up until the 2nd round of the playoffs. When the season starts everyone pretty much knows who will make the playoffs. The only unknowns may be the 7th or 8th seeds, and that's just a contest to see who is going to get swept in the first round. I wish they never changed the first round from a best of 5 series.

Blue got a new car...hopefully his driver is excited.

Beiber...get this kid off TV. Stop interviewing him. No one cares what a 12 year old thinks about the world issues. He doesn't know anything.

I'm addicted to the Angry Birds games...dammit!

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Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

thought that was fitting

Beth said...

"Beiber...get this kid off TV. Stop interviewing him. No one cares what a 12 year old thinks about the world issues. He doesn't know anything."

I think you meant "she".

Jugdish said...

good fix

Jugdish said...

Lp

do it...do it

Jugdish said...

first softball game tonight. I'm loading up the cooler with the Walgreen's Big Flats beer for everyone

Jugdish said...

a friend of mine won a wings party at hooters...free wings, fries, and soft drinks for one hour for up to 25 people.

Jugdish said...

we are cashing in on that tonight before softball


suite

Jugdish said...

would suck...


...to have the same last name as the inspector

Blue said...

i enjoy it

Beth said...

Nice link there Jug.

s

Jugdish said...

dammit


fixed link

Jugdish said...

suite

/mize

Jugdish said...

Nissan Leaf? Who names these things?

Jugdish said...

Nissan

/keef

El Padrino said...

"Lp

do it...do it"

Cheeks.

my dream

El Padrino said...

Leaf, Juke

gay

Jugdish said...

Cheeks.



have you gave details on that here before?

saw the commerial for that show last night

Blue said...

leaf sounds cooler in japanese


it just doesn't translate well

El Padrino said...

"have you gave details on that here before?"

not on here i havent, on my blog i have

El Padrino said...

lakers

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaa

Blue said...

lp laughs at the lakers, but they'll get the last laugh when melo is wearing purple and gold

Blue said...

I want melo to go to the nets so bad so prohkrov can put up a huge poster across from Madison Square Garden with Melo on it

Blue said...

yep, i'm a hater

El Padrino said...

lp laughs at the lakers, but they'll get the last laugh when melo is wearing purple and gold

bet

El Padrino said...

thought blue was indifferent on hating nyc

guess not

Blue said...

brooklyn is NY

Blue said...

but blue is not indifferent, he blames alot of americans problems on NY

El Padrino said...

i see

Blue said...

the terrorists have won

El Padrino said...

im tired

Jugdish said...

I love scotch...scotch scotch scotch

Jugdish said...

Cabrera kept saying, "Do you know who I am?


always a popular line

El Padrino said...

thought he gave up the bottle

Blue said...

did they know who he was?

Jugdish said...

after they checked his id

Jugdish said...

thought he gave up the bottle



I gave up the bottle. I moved onto flasks.

/Cabrera

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Threeeeeeeee!!!!!

El Padrino said...

great coaching

El Padrino said...

my varsity coach in hike skool made us run laps for taking threes

ns

(even if they were open attempts)

Jugdish said...

hard to take threes when you're riding the pine

/mize

El Padrino said...

synchronized goldfish swimming

Jugdish said...

he is our Rocky

/iam

Jugdish said...

cool story

El Padrino said...

country music sucks

Jugdish said...

eteo

Jugdish said...

thought you said you liked johnny cash?

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

im bored and unmotivated today...ill post some songs

Jugdish said...

Lonely Girl

Jugdish said...

Leaves of September

Jugdish said...

acoustic

Jugdish said...

Interstate

El Padrino said...

stop littering

Jugdish said...

stop hating

Jugdish said...

Saints Heart in a Sinner's Skin acoustic


Lp likes acoustic music

Beth said...

If all that had been posted for 10 minutes were country songs I was going to post a wall, since those don't count.

Jugdish said...

your face doesn't count



s

Beth said...

Can you count how many fingers I'm holding up?

s

Jugdish said...

they're not as passionate as M&M


/keef

Jugdish said...

Can you count how many fingers I'm holding up?


i can guess

El Padrino said...

Can you count how many fingers I'm holding up inside me?

*field

Jugdish said...

Carolina Morning

Jugdish said...

Oklahoma Breakdown

Jugdish said...

Not Afraid


for mize and keef

Jugdish said...

You Always Saw Blue Skies


i took this one

Jugdish said...

Trouble

Blue said...

that's some great camera work there jug, but the sound quality is lacking


/freak

Jugdish said...

flip cam...luckily there was a speaker just above us

keef said...

"first softball game tonight. I'm loading up the cooler with the Walgreen's Big Flats beer for everyone"


your so cheap

/LP

Jugdish said...

In A Minute or Two

Jugdish said...

your so cheap


anxious to see everyone's reaction

keef said...

GOLF PICKS

El Padrino said...

i want flava flav fried chicken

Jugdish said...

Alabama

keef said...

"Cabrera kept saying, "Do you know who I am?"



There is no good news, man

Jugdish said...

Copperhead Road

Blue said...

with all this melo crap...i don't think i've ever been looking forward to beisbol season more than I am right now

El Padrino said...

i just want to smell grass

Jugdish said...

she hates the army

keef said...

Jose Bautista, 5 yr $65 million

Good grief

Jugdish said...

i flipped on mike and mike this morning for a few minutes long enough for them to mention the "new wrinkle" in the melo trade talks...so i switched it off right away. Can there rweally be any "new" wrinkles?

Jugdish said...

really even

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

keef said...

Cabrera mugshot

El Padrino said...

beyind ea3ed

El Padrino said...

cant wait til februany is over so i dont have to hear that fucking commerical

keef said...

februany is almost over

keef said...

I also can't wait for Februany to be over

/blitler

keef said...

SG up. Player trade value rankings. Meh

keef said...

pussy

kill all the gophers said...

"blue really bought a BMW?"

"blue really did"


I hope that works out for you better than it has for my sis. I'm itching to sue that dealership under MN lemon law; she got the vehicle brand new last summer, and she's had to take it in to the shop for brakework and electronic work at least 10 times since.

It's covered by warranty, and she doesn't work, so it's not that big of a deal to her....but I still think it's shitty


if I ever get the means, I'm going with a Mercedes

El Padrino said...

if i ever get the means i'm getting a g6 aircraft

Jugdish said...

i think i want to get another truck when the time comes

Jugdish said...

just not sure what

El Padrino said...

25. Elton Brand -- three years, $51.2m
24. Channing Frye -- five years, $30m
23. Luke Walton -- three years, $17m
22. Chris Duhon -- four years, $14m
21. Antawn Jamison -- two years, $28.4m
20. Amir Johnson -- five years, $34m
19. Al Harrington -- five years, $33.1m
18. Richard Jefferson -- four years, $39m
17. Jose Calderon -- three years, $28.3m
16. Charlie Villanueva -- four years, $31.2m
15. Hedo Turkoglu -- four years, $45m
14. Baron Davis -- three years, $41.85m
13. Mike Conley -- six years, $49.5m
12. Corey Maggette -- three years, $30.7m
11. Richard Hamilton -- two years, $25m
10. Emeka Okafor -- four years, $52.2m
9. Andray Blatche -- five years, $35.7m
8. DeSagana Diop -- three years, $20.8m
7. Brendan Haywood -- five years, $42.7m
6. Ron Artest -- four years, $28.1m
5. Travis Outlaw - five years, $35m
4. Josh Childress -- five years, $33.5m
3. Brandon Roy -- four years, $62.6m
2. Rashard Lewis -- four years, $80.4m
1. Gilbert Arenas -- four years, $80.2m




NOT ONE KNICK!

YEAH!!!!!

tem said...

I like the story wherfe someone who doesn't work bought a new bmw

tem said...

I want a raise

kill all the gophers said...

"I like the story wherfe someone who doesn't work bought a new bmw"


ah, you assume she bought it. She did not, it was a gift.

El Padrino said...

assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

Jugdish said...

you're just assuming that

keef said...

assumption fucked up your mom

keef said...

next new car I get will be a pontiac

s

keef said...

Poor old ninja thinks it's a cadillac

kill all the gophers said...

"ninja"


aitch; well done (ns)

Beth said...

We should start a pool on how long that 62 year Alabama guy who poisoned the Auburn trees has to live. People around here are PISSED and not just the Auburn fans.

tem said...

"ah, you assume she bought it. She did not, it was a gift."


then she can't sue the dealership. she didn't buy it.

keef said...

tem has a thing against pools

tem said...

actually i don't know that.


also, nonetheless i am amused by any story of someone who doesn't work, but drives a BMW. regardless of how they procured said car.

keef said...

anyone can sue anyone

tem said...

too much shit gets lost in pools.

tem said...

"anyone can sue anyone"

can i sue myself?

Jugdish said...

sue everybody

El Padrino said...

procured

excellent

Jugdish said...

wa

Jugdish said...

half a wall

kill all the gophers said...

"nonetheless i am amused by any story of someone who doesn't work, but drives a BMW. regardless of how they procured said car."

you are amused by housewives who drive BMWs? It's more common than you must think

keef said...

"anyone can sue anyone"


Make sure you axe for the bedskirt. That thing was expensive

kill all the gophers said...

"then she can't sue the dealership. she didn't buy it."


untrue; as the gift recipient and title holder she has standing to sue under MN lemon laws

tem said...

"you are amused by housewives who drive BMWs? It's more common than you must think"

i see it all the time.

i am still amused.

you assume that i am not easily amused.

i am easily amused.

El Padrino said...

i burp alot

tem said...

ha!

keef said...

mize pwoecured his card for $10k

keef said...

i like how kod is taking tem's bait

kill all the gophers said...

what bait? ns

kill all the gophers said...

correcting assumptions and incorrect statements of law? I'll take that bait any day

kill all the gophers said...

aja I've been in the office since 6:30 AM getting ready for trial next week


tired and cranky; trying to avoid all human interactions as much as possible (aside from LOV, which is always a worthy distraction)

tem said...

i never assumed it was uncommon.

you assumed that i assumed that.

your assumptions need to go to the pool.

kill all the gophers said...

so the website I get weather from says Monday is "Washington's Birthday"


I thought it was presidents day? What do they have against Lincoln?

keef said...

President's day isn't on the same date every year

kill all the gophers said...

"you assumed that i assumed that."



or so you assume

tem said...

exactly.

my assumption about your assumption about my assumption could be wrong.

or it could be correct.

El Padrino said...

"I thought it was presidents day? What do they have against Lincoln?"


the true federal holiday is Washingtons Birthday, there was some reform asked for by lobbyists to honor lincoln which is a week and a half prior but was voted down

kill all the gophers said...

"President's day isn't on the same date every year"



right, but Monday isn't Washington's birthday either....that's on Tuesday. I think it's a jab at ole Abe

tem said...

"President's day isn't on the same date every year"


neither is easter.

or labor day.

El Padrino said...

"President's day isn't on the same date every year"

right, third monday of feb
actual birthday is the 22nd

kill all the gophers said...

"the true federal holiday is Washingtons Birthday, there was some reform asked for by lobbyists to honor lincoln which is a week and a half prior but was voted down"

ah, thanks...did not know that (ns). Also....

"By the mid-1980s, with a push from advertisers, the term "Presidents' Day" began its public appearance.[3] Although Lincoln's birthday, February 12, was never a federal holiday, approximately a dozen state governments have officially renamed their Washington's Birthday observances as "Presidents' Day""


which MN did, and why I guess I've only heard it as Presidents Day

El Padrino said...

kod the holiday has nothing to do with Lincoln, lincoln's birthday was never granted a federal holiday

keef said...

"neither is easter.

or labor day."

Or Thanksgiving. Don't forget about the Indians (casino)

El Padrino said...

there ya go

El Padrino said...

uniform mondays holiday act

keef said...

what do uniforms have to do with presidents?

El Padrino said...

stop it

Blue said...

why aren't holidays on fridays?

Blue said...

makes for a good 3 day weekend

El Padrino said...

cuz fridays are awesome and mondays are not

Blue said...

exactly, so why not have fridays off

Blue said...

day after superbowl should be a holiday though, as well as the thursday/friday of march madness opening week.

Jugdish said...

why aren't holidays on fridays?



my holiday is tomorrow.

kill all the gophers said...

day after superbowl should be a holiday though, as well as the thursday/friday of march madness opening week.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I really should use my floating holidays on those dates; I always forget to until it's too late

kill all the gophers said...

"Police officers were dispatched Thursday to find Wisconsin state lawmakers who had apparently boycotted a vote on a sweeping bill that would strip most government workers of their collective bargaining rights.


Republicans hold a 19-14 majority, but they need at least one Democrat to be present before taking a vote on the bill."


man, this story keeps getting weirder

tem said...

CHECK THE POOL

El Padrino said...

yeah that is a weird one

kill all the gophers said...

"All of the Bemidji curlers competing in this year’s USA Curling National Championships are headed for the playoffs.

Bemidji’s Pete Fenson skipped his team into the playoffs with a 9-8 extra-end victory over Mankato in the morning draw.

Fenson, the 2006 Olympic bronze medalist, went on to defeat second-place Tyler George of Duluth 10-8 in the late afternoon draw, then topped Craig Brown 9-5 Thursday morning to finish at 9-0 in round-robin play."


he was also sdkod2s landlord before things went to shit and I had to intervene; safe to say he does not like me at all.

Jugdish said...

small world up there in Bemidji

keef said...

He puts a pic of kod's face on all the stones of his competitors

keef said...

he doesn't need to put a pic of me because I left my stamp on their stones

/kod

Jugdish said...

or tom brady

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

did kod dap their stones?

keef said...

why do they call it a round robin?

El Padrino said...

cuz everyone plays each other?

kill all the gophers said...

"did kod dap their stones?"



I'd dap the stones; I have no hard feelings....we got what we asked for

Jugdish said...

did kod dap their stones?



ill dap your face

/mize

keef said...

"cuz everyone plays each other?"

Um, yeah, thanks. I understand what a round robin is. I was axing why they call it that

Blue said...

robin ventura

keef said...

csil is buying a condo for $60k. Her mortgage payment will be like $400. That's my electric bill in the summer.

keef said...

rooooouuuuuuuund robin, yummmmm

tem said...

because it is a round robin

Blue said...

yes but you have a pool

Blue said...

my new car cost almost as much as her condo


/s

keef said...

"because it is a round robin"

OIC

tem said...

The modern use of the term dates from the 17th Century French ruban rond (round ribbon) [2][3]. This described the practice of signatories to petitions against authority (usually Government officials petitioning the Crown) appending their names on a document in a non-hierarchical circle or ribbon pattern (and so disguising the order in which they have signed) in order that none may be identified as a ring leader.

This practice was adopted by sailors petitioning officers in the Royal Navy (first recorded 1731)[3] .

The term round-robin is recorded in English much earlier, although not with the above meaning. It first appears in 1546 meaning someone who is round and called Robin, and appears later applied to a category of person with the precise meaning unknown: "These Wat Tylers and Round-Robins being driven or persuaded out of Whitehall abc" (1671)[3].

keef said...

"yes but you have a pool"

she will have a community pool

Blue said...

i'm sure her HOA's will be like $1k/month

keef said...

$400 includes HOA

ns

keef said...

I think it's really about $450 total. But still

kill all the gophers said...

"Sen. Jon Erpenbach, one of the Wisconsin State Senators who participated in today's walk out, tells WisPolitics that he and his fellow Democrats "were left with no choice," and have left the state."



wow; hilarity...although I do not approve (ns)

El Padrino said...

"csil is buying a condo for $60k. Her mortgage payment will be like $400. That's my electric bill in the summer."

god damn

El Padrino said...

in a good area?

keef said...

yeah good area.I guess an elderly lady pwned it and she died so her son just wanted to get it off his hands

keef said...

her friend boat* a condo in the same play last year for $110k

keef said...

play = place

El Padrino said...

must be crappy, has to be

keef said...

she's getting the inspection done today

keef said...

wow we might hit bnewer today

El Padrino said...

need you to be my eyes and ears down there keef, if you see something similar for 40K let me know i may jump on it

ns

tem said...

for the 60K condo did she have to put 20% down or just 3.75%?

El Padrino said...

as an investment not to live

tem said...

probably a small place.

a 1BR condo. 550 sq. feet.

Jugdish said...

as an investment not to live


and a place to stay next time the giants are in the super bowl down there, because keef won't let Lp stay with him

El Padrino said...

now he might, with the house and all

El Padrino said...

i can stay in the baby shit room

keef said...

need you to be my eyes and ears down there keef, if you see something similar for 40K let me know i may jump on it



Akright

keef said...

for the 60K condo did she have to put 20% down or just 3.75%?


3.75. She's doing FHA loan

keef said...

probably a small place.

a 1BR condo. 550 sq. feet.



I think it's 2br 2 bath. About 900-1000 sqft

Jugdish said...

sounds like a suite deal...

ns

you said it was in a retirement neighborhood?

s

keef said...

Not huge, but good for her

keef said...

LMC

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