Friday, February 18, 2011

George Washington was the man.

Just based on this seasons highlight reel up to now, is there any doubt, whatsoever that Blake Griffin is winning the dunk contest? Ok I'll jump on the Derrick Rose train if you want. Since you know, everyone else is all over the 2nd year stud.

With the Cabrera news out right and the fact that he said Do you know who I am it got me thinking, how many atheletes can actually get away with saying that? Like fuck celebs cuz they are always hammered but athletes that get busted for DUI how many of them can actually say, with confidence, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Well I have a sho

#1 - Mike Jordan.
In my opinion, the #1 most recognizable, larger than life super duper star. This guy has diplomatic immunity in his jockstrap. Short of blatant murder he can say that in almost any situation and walk away, in fact the officer would probably offer him a ride home.

That's it.

Tiger tarnished himself. Babe Ruth is dead. Nobody cares about Wilt Chamberlain and his lies anymore. Bill Walton has a bad back. Larry Bird wouldn't do anything bad /Simmons. Pete Sampras is a herb. Magic has AIDS. Every big baseball star is spanish so no way they get away from the racist white cops. Fuck Jeter. Favre is a late night joke. Peyton doesn't leave the film room. Who else is there? Help me.

Maybe in Switzerland Federer is boss. But that doesnt count. Was thinking Ditka, I could see cops letting Ditka slide. Beckham? Soccer is gay fuck that. Mike is god. I mean even Barkley got busted catching neck and he's a lovable creature.

Facts:

Washington was the only Founding Fathers to free his slaves.
Fuck that guy. /blue

As a farmer, he is credited with introducing the mule to America.

His favorite dishes include cream of peanut soup and string beans with mushrooms. He loved ice creams. He had ice cream coolers installed in his house.

Washington was always at the frontlines in any of the many battles he took part in and there are countless stories of Washington returning from battle with bullet holes in his uniform, or without a horse, (it having been shot from under him), but he always remained unharmed

"I heard the bullets whistle and, believe me, there is something charming to the sound of bullets." When he caught news of this, King George III reportedly remarked that Washington's attitude would change if he'd heard a few more. But King George III didn't win the war, so fuck him.

That's right. Fuck King George.

And fuck Philly.

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Beth said...

Uh oh, I'd better comment before Jug starts posting country music links...

Blue said...

wall

Blue said...

mike couldn't get away with it anymore either thanks to TMZ

Blue said...

if I were ep, i would be less enthused with the fact that melo is going to meet james dolan

dolan comes out as a doofus

El Padrino said...

i hate dolan

tem said...

Name our new apartment community.

It is going to be on third avenue so people are thinking something along the lines of


The ________ on Third



GO

Beth said...

Whorehouse?

tem said...

this is the company i work for beth, not your company.

tem said...

temhio on third already got shot down.

tem said...

so did:


temland on third

temtown on third

the villages at tem commons

the lakes of temhio

temhio square

third and olentemgy

kill all the gophers said...

how about The TEMple Gardens on Third?

Beth said...

If you wanted to be like half the Atlanta apartments, they'd be The Gables on Third.

kill all the gophers said...

like Anne of Green Gables?


nevre knew what Gables were

Beth said...

All I know is a ton of apartments seem to have Gables in the name around here.

Beth said...

Most places are generic. There's always The Landing (of Landings) on Third,whatever that means.

Blue said...

what town is this community in

Blue said...

how about

Whose on Third

Blue said...

Who's?

Blue said...

hoose

Blue said...

people will like the creativity and purchase condos right away

tem said...

they are apartments, not condos.

Blue said...

people will sign leases just based on the cool ass name

kill all the gophers said...

"how about

Whose on Third"



funny, before I came up with the genius idea that is TEMple gardans, I was going to suggest "I don't know" on third (because of course, whose on third makes no sense as who was on first)

Blue said...

that's the place a couple blocks over

hoose on first

El Padrino said...

Padrino on Third

El Padrino said...

like bet said it will be something generic and gay like The Hills on Third or The Grove on Third

even if there are no hills and no groves

El Padrino said...

you should suggest sports stadiums like but in a ninja like way

kill all the gophers said...

"like bet said it will be something generic and gay like The Hills on Third or The Grove on Third

even if there are no hills and no groves"


Heh; reminds me of that quote from White Men Can't Jump: "All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view."

El Padrino said...

went to DMV this morning, got there 745, opens at 8:30

line was already about 65 deep

walked away

El Padrino said...

kod i like that line too

El Padrino said...

so i have an eye dr appt and then i'll mail it in

need to get tem off my back

Blue said...

breakin the law.


breakin the law..

El Padrino said...

dmv in nyc has to be the worst in the country

has to

keef said...

"Just based on this seasons highlight reel up to now, is there any doubt, whatsoever that Blake Griffin is winning the dunk contest?"


I'll take Serge Ibaka

keef said...

Tiger tarnished himself. Babe Ruth is dead. Nobody cares about Wilt Chamberlain and his lies anymore


Wilt is dead to, yo

keef said...

"nyc has to be the worst in the country"


TWHNBS

keef said...

TOTPM

keef said...

LP is finally coming around

keef said...

jug is sad

tem said...

everything in nyc has to be the worst in the country

has to



*fixed

keef said...

Rangers are going to let Neftali Feliz be a starter. That's dumb

tem said...

sadly a couple of our apartment communities have NYC themes.


Times Square and Central Park

keef said...

The ________ on Third


Just leave it like that

keef said...

The Dump on Third

keef said...

Is it on 3rd Ave & High? It could be the Gay House on Third

keef said...

The Bathhouse on Third

keef said...

The Bedskirt on Third

keef said...

just use that one if they're overpriced apartments

tem said...

third and olentangy.


that's why i went with the olentemgy

tem said...

The Lakes on The Gables Of The Ranch On The Trail At Third

tem said...

we have condos on gay street.

its called neighborhood launch.

keef said...

wall

Blue said...

mmm neighborhood lunch

keef said...

wall

kill all the gophers said...

"[The updated list of possible Vikings QBs are]...Andy Dalton, Blaine Gabbert, Donovan McNabb, Cam Newton, Kyle Orton and Joe Webb."


who? WHO? AYFKM? YGBFKM?! NIKYAFKM!! Fine, let's go with him.

keef said...

You don't know who mcnabb or orton is?

keef said...

Cam newton just won the heisman

keef said...

All andy Dalton did at TCU was win

kill all the gophers said...

"You don't know who mcnabb or orton is?"


each response is in order with the QB list

kill all the gophers said...

"All andy Dalton did at TCU was win"


those are potential starters for next season; Dalton may have potential, and I'm not opposed to drafting him....but starting him next year would basically be throwing any deep playoff run hopes away

Personally, I like Joe Webb; I'd like a FA QB to run the show for a year or two first those (but not Orton or McNabb preferably)

kill all the gophers said...

oh, and I think Newton will be Akili Smith 2.0

keef said...

Why? Because he's black?

keef said...

That's why mize can't stand white people

kill all the gophers said...

"Why? Because he's black?"


oh, ok then; Tim Couch or Gino Terretta 2.0

keef said...

They couldn't run

kill all the gophers said...

why because they're white?

keef said...

Being white probably played a part

Blue said...

Orton would actually be perfect in Minnesota.

he's still fairly young, good experience

Blue said...

shit he'd have thrown for 4k yards this year if he hadn't gotten hurt

keef said...

And his neck beard will keep him warm

tem said...

i think he is Josh Freeman 0.34

kill all the gophers said...

"Orton would actually be perfect in Minnesota."


For the rest of the NFC North? Yeah, probably

Blue said...

put a running game like PJ behind him and wowsa...

he'd be better than farvre

keef said...

It's not like the Vikings are just a qb away from the super bowltm

Blue said...

"For the rest of the NFC North? Yeah, probably"

he's better than cutler

kill all the gophers said...

considering the Vikes O-line, ability to scramble will be critical for any QB brought in

kill all the gophers said...

"he's better than cutler"


yeah, that's not making me feel any better

Blue said...

didn't the vikes defense go like 5 straight games without a sack or something like that?

tem said...

they should go with that tavarious jackson guy or whatever his name is.

he was good.

keef said...

considering the Vikes O-line, ability to scramble will be critical for any QB brought in


So cam newton. Got it

Blue said...

"considering the Vikes O-line, ability to scramble will be critical for any QB brought in"

ability to play outside in the cold will be essential.

and joe webb is no kyle orton

tem said...

"didn't the vikes defense go like 5 straight games without a sack or something like that?"

yeah, but the vikes offense rarely plays against the vikes defense in a game that counts.

tem said...

plus el pad didn't call the plays for those games

Blue said...

i'm just trying to get orton to be worth a 2nd round pick

keef said...

Iswtdt

kill all the gophers said...

It's not like the Vikings are just a qb away from the super bowltm


-probably not....but stranger things have happened. Teams come up out the blue every year, and the Vikes may be a prime candidate to do the same (they did waaaayy underachieve last year)

Blue said...

or maybe the overachieved the year before

keef said...

The Vikings will notwin a super bowltm in our lifetime

Blue said...

colts cut the best pfp safety in the history of the nfl

keef said...

or maybe the overachieved the year before



Blue knows

kill all the gophers said...

"So cam newton. Got it"


-except not a rookie

Blue said...

"The Vikings will notwin a super bowltm in our lifetime"

what if they move to LA like the lakers did?

kill all the gophers said...

"The Vikings will notwin a super bowltm in our lifetime"


wow, you're really going out on a limb there



s

Blue said...

if the vikings move to LA, Minnesota should just give up on pro sports


lakers moved, north stars moved, vikings moved.


obviously there is a theme

keef said...

what if they move to LA like the lakers did?



Good point. The Minnesota Vikings will not win a super bowltm in our lifetime

kill all the gophers said...

"or maybe the overachieved the year before"


or maybe they achieved exactly what statistically they were expected to achieve

Blue said...

lions will win a superbowl™ before the vikings

kill all the gophers said...

"yeah, if they move to LA I'm sure they'll win a Championship within 5 years"


just like the Lakers did, just like the Stars did

Blue said...

oops forgot the


/mize

keef said...

or maybe they achieved exactly what statistically they were expected to achieve



In 2010

kill all the gophers said...

lions will win a superbowl™ before the vikings



yeah, if I were a betting man, I'd wager on the Lions in that bet (ns)

keef said...

I'm just gals we got to 100 comments

keef said...

Gals? WFT? Auto spelt is dumb

kill all the gophers said...

In 2010

-yep; maybe...just like the answer to any other year

keef said...

Glad spelt wrong = gals according to apple

keef said...

My favorite kind of trash bag is gals

keef said...

Lull

Blue said...

in with a bang, out with a whimper

keef said...

Twss

Blue said...

that's lp's motto

tem said...

"colts cut the best pfp safety in the history of the nfl"


yeah it sucks that he didn't have many pounds

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

lions will win a superbowl™ before the vikings



no, but they will cover the spread

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

ewngngqunirgen

tem said...

exactly

keef said...

Gals

keef said...

I forgot when the wedding de tem was. November?

keef said...

But sources close to the situation told ESPN.com the Denver Nuggets -- after widespread reports Wednesday said the Nets have indeed rejoined the New York Knicks in trying to trade for Anthony -- are operating under the assumption that Prokhorov and Anthony finally will meet face-to-face at All-Star Weekend in Los Angeles and making renewed progress toward a deal with the Nets.

keef said...

Five former NBA All-Stars -- Chris Mullin, Maurice Cheeks, Ralph Sampson, Jamaal Wilkes and Dennis Rodman-- are among the 12-person list of finalists for the basketball Hall of Fame, the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame announced Friday.



Mize is giddy

tem said...

nov 5

keef said...

Saturday wedding? Weird


S

Jugdish said...

32/44

keef said...

30/44

keef said...

Wall

kill all the gophers said...

""Speed limits are supposed to be based on factual studies of traffic and what the majority of motorists deem as a safe speed," said Chad Dornsife, director of the Highway Safety Group . "Now, the posted limit has become a revenue generator—not a safety device."

The National Motorists Association, a drivers' rights group, estimates that speeding tickets are a $4.5 to $6 billion industry in America.

To be clear, speeding tickets aren't just for lead foots: In some places, they'll ticket you for going one mile over the speed limit and others set the speed limits artificially low.

"In some places, the average speed limit is set 10 to 15 miles below the actual safe speed for conditions," Dornsife said. "It makes technical violators out of people otherwise driving safely."


there is no good news man

keef said...

Now, the posted limit has become a revenue generator—not a safety device."


Been like that for a while. It's dumb

tem said...

"In some places, the average speed limit is set 10 to 15 miles below the actual safe speed for conditions," Dornsife said. "It makes technical violators out of people otherwise driving safely."


PA does this constantly.

keef said...

Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!

tem said...

cars are 1,000,000% safer but the speed limit hasn't increased 1,000,000%


it is BS

tem said...

i think i am going back to school.

tem said...

not college. fuck that.

i am going back to either high school or grade school.

fucking schools got a 4 day weekend for presidents day.

they get days off when it snows.

summers off.

and if i went back to grade school there is a chance i could pass without much work.

tem said...

i'd dominate grade school sports

tem said...

probably could fuck my teacher billy madison style

tem said...

i am not sure what the down side here is

keef said...

Just don't fuck your classmates

Mize said...

I wish you guys could see my FB timeline with all the ignorance happening on it regarding Scott Walker and his ridiculous policies.

Mize said...

Time to go drink with coworkers.

keef said...

Wft is scott walker?

keef said...

Cmk's doc told her today no sex for at least another month.

unsuite

keef said...

Stupid Indians (call center)

keef said...

Nets gonna send 4 first round picks for melo

Jugdish said...

Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!



chuckle

keef said...

This auburn tree story is retarded

keef said...

According to reports on Friday, the Denver Nuggets and New Jersey Nets have tentatively agreed to a deal involving Carmelo Anthony. At this point, the only thing holding up the trade is Melo's willingness to sign a contract extension in New Jersey.
The Bergen Record cites multiple anonymous NBA sources in reporting that the two teams have both accepted to the terms of a trade that would send Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Sheldon Williams, Melvin Ely and Renaldo Balkman to New Jersey in exchange for Devin Harris, Derrick Favors, Troy Murphy, Ben Uzoh and four first-round picks.

H said...

I'm not dead yet

H said...

Crazy week. Show tonight, show Sunday. Woot.

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Chris Mullin playing in the celebrity game, mize

keef said...

Simmons is coaching one of the celeb teams

ChiefPacker said...

missing a lot of lov time.... time to ketchup*

keef said...

Packer!

keef said...

New yob claimed another person

ChiefPacker said...

"New yob claimed another person"

once things settle down i should be back

ChiefPacker said...

how is the bgk doing? you getting any sleep?

keef said...

She's awesome. Sleep is ok. 4-6 hours a night

keef said...

How's the new yob?

ChiefPacker said...

took me a few weeks to be able to sleep through overnight feedings... the 2nd kid i was sleeping through the night by day 3

keef said...

I get home about midnight and I feed her. Then I'll go to sleep fora couple hours and we'll switch off until we get up for the day

ChiefPacker said...

"How's the new yob?"

hectic... lots of meetings and damage control. 3 of the owners left to start a new company so they are very short-handed... there is some major culture shock going from a huge company to a small firm... everytime i complain about shit, my boss says "you got a pretty suite ride, though" to shut me up

ChiefPacker said...

cmk going back to work any time soon?

keef said...

She'll be home until the 7th. But she's been working from home the last 2 weeks. She can log in to her work computer from home so she's basically working full time

keef said...

everytime i complain about shit, my boss says "you got a pretty suite ride, though" to shut me up



Gonna start saying that to mize when he complains

ChiefPacker said...

"She'll be home until the 7th"

day care after that?

keef said...

I'm taking vacation on the 7th, then my mom is gonna watch her the week of the 14th. Then we'll start day care.

ChiefPacker said...

"Then we'll start day care."

you should hire meiz as a live-in nanny

keef said...

Mizes Doubtfire

ChiefPacker said...

meizy poppins

keef said...

Ha

keef said...

Wow, big solo alley oop by dejuan Blair

ChiefPacker said...

solo alley oop?

keef said...

He threw it off the backboard

keef said...

Work time

Jugdish said...

Gonna start saying that to mize when he complains


chuckle

JFreak said...

You didn't really chuckle.

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

goddman pirates

El Padrino said...

tp is gonna love this shit

am i late on that?

Jugdish said...

You didn't really chuckle.

i did

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

ChiefPacker said...

"tp is gonna love this shit"

i can't wait

kill all the gophers said...

8 days to Florida trip; deep freeze returned here last Thursday, can't wait to get the fuck out of dodge for a while

ChiefPacker said...

jug, can i change my name back? i've had enough of this seminole shit

ChiefPacker said...

kod, i forgot, what part of florida you headed to?

Jugdish said...

yeah you've more than paid off the bet. i thought you were starting to like it

Todd Packer said...

better

kill all the gophers said...

"kod, i forgot, what part of florida you headed to?"


Orlando

kill all the gophers said...

this will be my first time in any Florida city that is not Panama City


PC is a toilet; I'm optimistic I will like Orlando

Todd Packer said...

"PC is a toilet"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"I'm optimistic I will like Orlando"

downtown orlando is ok... where are you staying?

kill all the gophers said...

plus, since I am being sent by a different organization from where I work, I actually get my own room enter text here


kod fact: I heart hotels...big time, especially nice ones. I don't know why, but I really do....and I'm very excited about this hotel.

kill all the gophers said...

I'm staying at Enter Text Here



aja, I meant to remove "enter text"

Todd Packer said...

"enter text here"

nice place

Jugdish said...

aja, I meant to remove "enter text"



hilarity

kill all the gophers said...

bummer you don't live in Lando like I originally thought; was going to offer to buy you a beer

Todd Packer said...

"bummer you don't live in Lando like I originally thought; was going to offer to buy you a beer"

what days are you there? maybe i could work something out (unlike when jug was in orlando)

kill all the gophers said...

I'm there from Sunday afternoon until Wednesday afternoon (Feb 27-Mar 2)

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