Monday, February 07, 2011

F Green Bay

Decent game. Nothing really to remember, though. Neither defense played that grate*. The commercials were garbage for the most part. Haltime show was effing terrible. BEP are awful. Slash was ok, but then Fergie ruined it by "singing". I thought Usher would be alright but there was no singing. The only thing that was worst* than the performers was e sound guy who couldn't get the microphones on in time. All and* all, a pretty forgettable Super BowlTM.

Right now we're watching Dateline about the dude who had to cut off his arm whilst hiking. It's a pretty intense story. The canyon he was in looks pretty suite. I wanted to see the movie about it before, but now I think I'll read the book first. I can't even imagine the thoughts that went through his head over those 5 days. When you have to start saving your urine because you're almost out of water, you know times be tough, you.

So csil & hsil went to the garbage open on Saturday. Csil snuck in a flask and got beyinb eas3d and passed out at the tourney. They had to call an ambulance and she ended up staying overnight at the hospital by herself. Fucking redonk, that girl. She says that if waking up in a hospital doesn't keep her from drinking like that, nothing will. We'll see. The odds on nothing will are -160.

So far parenthood is pretty suite. I'm not gonna help turn this place into a women's baby forum, so I'll just leave it at that. It's pretty suite.

So is Beth getting Bon Jovi chills yet?

Kod, your name/pic is kill all the gophers.

That is all

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Beth said...

"So is Beth getting Bon Jovi chills yet?"

Yeah, I don't get that story. If you'd asked me beforehand I'd have said no way Blank would agree to sell even 15% of the Falcons, but appears I might be wrong.

tem said...

Halftime show was stupid. How do they constantly eff up the mics?

tem said...

Needed to put freak in charge of the mic situation

Beth said...

"Halftime show was stupid. How do they constantly eff up the mics?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

Shoulda let Usher take over instead of just make a cameo.

Beth said...

If EP was in charge of candy hearts...a/k/a "nice tits".

SFW

El Padrino said...

super bowl was suite not sure which game keef watched

El Padrino said...

"Csil snuck in a flask and got beyinb eas3d and passed out at the tourney. They had to call an ambulance and she ended up staying overnight at the hospital by herself."

hilarity, her dad must be proud

El Padrino said...

commercials were bad

El Padrino said...

goddamn tails is the worse

Blue said...

besides the fucked up mic situation, i thought the halftime show was alright

Blue said...

aguileria screwing up the national anthem is hilarity

Blue said...

had to rewind that shit, when I heard it live i said "did she just screw up the national anthem?" and everybody was like "no"

so rewind...ha, stupid bitch learn the words to the song

El Padrino said...

i thought she was fat, she must have starved herself for 9 days or somehting

explains the black outfit too

El Padrino said...

her and gwen stefani keep that red lipstick color in business on they own

Beth said...

"i thought she was fat, she must have starved herself for 9 days or somehting"


She was sucking in her stomach.

/tjw

El Padrino said...

big ben sucked again in the big one

just sayin

El Padrino said...

love the title belt

El Padrino said...

dallas pretty much was a disaster so i doubt they'll win 2016 bowl

Blue said...

i've decided when I go to the superbowl it won't be in a cold weather city

Blue said...

not sure if it was mentioned, but one of the superbowl lifers got sick this last week and couldn't go.


so now Visa can only have 3 dudes that have been to every superbowl.

Blue said...

shitty part about that is, he is a packers fan

El Padrino said...

not sure if it was mentioned, but one of the superbowl lifers got sick this last week and couldn't go.


karma!

Beth said...

Meiz said he was an asshole though, and we all know how understanding and forgiving meiz is so it must be true.

El Padrino said...

"i've decided when I go to the superbowl it won't be in a cold weather city"

word up, cept for 2014 im going

El Padrino said...

matthews proved his should have DOY

did troy even play, outside of that jennings hit in the end zone he was never seen or heard

El Padrino said...

fucking jordy nelson could have had a record day

ahik

Keef said...

hilarity, her dad must be proud


Best part about the story is that he was also at the tourney and got a call from hsil that csil was on her way to the hospital, so he had to leave. He was so pissed off. Hsil wanted to stay overnight at the hospital with but their dad was like fuck that and made hsil go home so csil had to stay there alone

El Padrino said...

good for dad

El Padrino said...

im all for having a good time and passing out but theres a time and a place for shit like that

golf tourney isnt one of them

tem said...

golf tourney is where i have seen the most drunk people in my life.

people at the memorial are hammered.

especially girls.

no idear* why, but the girls at the memorial get destroyed. my theory is that it is because golf is fucking boring.

tem said...

H won the pickem.

he must have picked GB. apparently i picked Pit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"super bowl was suite not sure which game keef watched"

this

El Padrino said...

"I wanted to see the movie about it before"


127 hours, Franco nominated for Oscar and he's dual host

Keef said...

"super bowl was suite not sure which game keef watched"


1st half sucked. 2nd half at least got a little interesting but it won't be one of those games that people will be talking about in 5 years

El Padrino said...

wish i was going to lambeau for that celebration tuesday

El Padrino said...

"1st half sucked. 2nd half at least got a little interesting but it won't be one of those games that people will be talking about in 5 years"


spoiled, we had a nice run with the super bowls since the rams/titans game

only one clunker since i think (raiders/bucs)

El Padrino said...

your definition of sucked is off though, 1st half was solid, 2nd half was good

Keef said...

that one suisham FG attempt was so bad

Keef said...

"your definition of sucked is off though, 1st half was solid, 2nd half was good"

1st half was 1-sided, not solid

El Padrino said...

to think the super bowl has to be this shootout, back and forth, dramatic game is silly

its the same as every other game you watch once kickoff is in the air

someone will struggle, someone will excel and someone will go from nobody or ordinary to someone or extraordinary

El Padrino said...

"that one suisham FG attempt was so bad"

wow that was like the worst kick ever

El Padrino said...

"1st half was 1-sided, not solid"

31 points in the first half, steelers closed it out nicely getting steam back, pick 6's are always fun

El Padrino said...

was solid to me

El Padrino said...

this wont go down for the ages but it was a good super bowl

El Padrino said...

why would sean payton join the cowboys? who starts these crazy rumors

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mccarthy had the packers sized for rings the night before the game"

Blue said...

"mccarthy had the packers sized for rings the night before the game"

heard that...also heard Tomlin turned out the lights and played Phil Collind 'in the air tonight' and tolt the team to visualize themselves playing well and winning



I like mccarthy's move better

El Padrino said...

"heard that...also heard Tomlin turned out the lights and played Phil Collind 'in the air tonight' and tolt the team to visualize themselves playing well and winning"


did that every game this year, sat night ritual

El Padrino said...

wings were awesome

El Padrino said...

i want my own wing joint

El Padrino said...

cheeks

Keef said...

"this wont go down for the ages but it was a good super bowl"


So forgettable, got it.

aja, it was ok. I didn't say it was bad. Just wasn't memorable to me.

Keef said...

If GB WRs could catch, ahik*, game wouldn't of* been close

El Padrino said...

and he still hung 140 yds

El Padrino said...

Jordy

Keef said...

that Jones TD drop was awful.

El Padrino said...

oh yeah that one was brutal

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sportsbook_com We are proud to announce that we are paying both sides WINNERS for Christina Aguilera "anthem" "

Blue said...

why are they paying both sides, because she screwed up one line?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The over/under bet settling at 1 minute and 54 seconds from time Aguilera opened her mouth to the time she finish. Bodog’s official time was 1:53:7, meaning that those who took the under won. But bettors on Twitter were telling me that Bookmaker.com was paying out for the over.

Sportsbook.com spokesman Mike Pierce told CNBC that it had timed out Aguilera’s anthem at both 1:53 and 1:54 and was going to make a determination sometime on Monday. "

Blue said...

the nfl should have a running clock on the bottom right hand corner during the anthem

Blue said...

so if she hadn't screwed up those lyrics...would have been the under

Keef said...

The over/under bet settling at 1 minute and 54 seconds from time Aguilera opened her mouth to the time she finish. Bodog’s official time was 1:53:7



IAFA

El Padrino said...

keef you homE?

tem said...

i also timed it at 1:53.8

ns

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

"I just asked the guys to understand how much I wanted it," Woodson said.


suite speech


s

Jugdish said...

One look at the X-ray was all it took. Charles Woodson turned away and sobbed.


wussbag

tem said...

i wouldn't have played on it either. /cutler

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

"keef you homE?"


Nope. Cmk gonna be home for a few weeks. I'll take vacay (/blue) at the beginning of March

El Padrino said...

breaking news

Woodson spotted in mall with female companion....

Keef said...

at least Woodson was on the sideline and into the game.

El Padrino said...

ep loves Chuck Woodson

ep's favorite non Giant player

El Padrino said...

"Nope. Cmk gonna be home for a few weeks. I'll take vacay (/blue) at the beginning of March"


i should of asked are you guys home from hospital

you dont get paternity leave?

Keef said...

"ep loves Chuck Woodson

ep's favorite non Giant player"


keef's favorite wolverine

Keef said...

"i should of asked are you guys home from hospital

you dont get paternity leave?"


Got home on Saturday morning.
I get unpaid maternity leave. It's pretty suite.

Keef said...

paternity

El Padrino said...

fuck this shit

El Padrino said...

I get unpaid maternity leave. It's pretty suite.


eteo

El Padrino said...

The couple named her Embry Lotus Blais

jesus

Keef said...

"The couple named her Embry Lotus Blais"


That was our backup name

Keef said...

"eteo"

yep

Keef said...

I need to get a gubment yob

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

Munchak

::blank stare::

Keef said...

i remember having mike munchak's footyball card when I was a kid and laughing at his name

El Padrino said...

total blank for me

must be a lineman or something for me not to remember a hall of fame player

Keef said...

I wish I had one of those temporary seat tickets and didn't get into the game yesterday. You get triple the face value from the NFL for them and a ticket to next year's Super BowlTM

Blue said...

except there won't be a superbowl™ because of the lockout

El Padrino said...

debbie downer is here

tem said...

"at least Woodson was on the sideline and into the game."

i liked when he got excited and cheered and then winced in pain.

El Padrino said...

warrior

El Padrino said...

Early Super Bowl ratings tie biggest game ever, may set new all-time record...

El Padrino said...

WH: Bears fan Obama has not yet called Super-Bowl winning Packers...

sore loser

Keef said...

"except there won't be a superbowl™ because of the lockout"


Good point. NFL is smat*

Keef said...

Did mize like the ads with Eminem?

JFreak said...

"Halftime show was stupid. How do they constantly eff up the mics?"

Seemed to me like the didn't do a very thorough soundcheck.

What I'm guess was one of the problems was that they didn't have the same base volume on all the effects. There's the main output on the channel, and then when you run it through an effect, it might cause the mic to output at a different level. But that's something you should catch if you actually do a soundcheck.

But that doesn't explain why they had Stacy Ferguson's mic muted for the first part of the intro. Maybe the sound guy hates her voice as much as the rest of us do.

"Needed to put freak in charge of the mic situation"

Really shouldn't have been that hard. One instrument for a small portion of the set and the rest was just track. Plus 4 microphones, 5 if you include Usher. Should have been a piece of cake.

JFreak said...

"What I'm guess"

-ing

tem said...

"Should have been a piece of cake"

that's why you should have been in charge.

El Padrino said...

is freak serious right now

El Padrino said...

a piece of cake is not easy
some cakes are really hard to make

Keef said...

freak knows his sound

JFreak said...

It's an idiom, EP.

A colloquialism, if you will.

It means something is easy.

Keef said...

"Stacy Ferguson" made me lol

Keef said...

"a piece of cake is not easy
some cakes are really hard to make"


ripped this off of the Progressive commercial

Keef said...

"It's an idiom, EP.

A colloquialism, if you will.

It means something is easy."



It's what the French call a certain Idontknowwhat

El Padrino said...

ripped this off of the Progressive commercial


geico

Keef said...

"geico"


No, Progressive. Except they use "easy as pie"

El Padrino said...

?

El Padrino said...

nerve seenit

Keef said...

If I'm wrong, you don't have to send me food. If I'm right, you have to double it

El Padrino said...

i'll give you a collaquism*

Keef said...

it's on the radio

El Padrino said...

"If I'm wrong, you don't have to send me food. If I'm right, you have to double it"

you live too far

Keef said...

maybe you live too far

Keef said...

drive it down to rev, then he'll drive it to tem, tem will drive it to freak, freak will drive it to yug, yug will drive it to blue, and I'll meet blue halfway

Keef said...

drive it down to rev, then he'll eat it


*fized

Keef said...

rev has started putting restaurant reviews on his FB.

Keef said...

they all say "portions too small"

(s)

JFreak said...

"drive it down to rev, then he'll drive it to tem, tem will drive it to freak, freak will drive it to yug, yug will drive it to blue, and I'll meet blue halfway"

That'd be a lot of driving for me.

Keef said...

"That'd be a lot of driving for me."

someone has to take one for the team

Keef said...

freak can drive it down to mills, and he can take it from there to jug

JFreak said...

"i'll give you a collaquism*"

I just spelt it correctly for you, is it that hard to remember/look back at?

Blue said...

you guys need a driver?

/aitch

JFreak said...

I'm going to drive it to meiz. Then he can drive it to jug.

Just so he can complain about it.

El Padrino said...

"maybe you live too far"

negative, anything west is too far

Blue said...

i think jug driving it to me would be as far as him driving it to AZ

El Padrino said...

"I just spelt it correctly for you, is it that hard to remember/look back at?"


never underestimate how lazy i am on this blog

Blue said...

usher's mic problem wasn't the sound guy's issue

i think usher just did a shitty job of getting it close to his mouf

Blue said...

"never underestimate how lazy i am on this blog"

so the truth about the keilbasa finally comes out

Keef said...

I just spelt it correctly for you, is it that hard to cut & paste?


fized

Keef said...

but freak should know the answer to that

JFreak said...

"negative, anything west is too far"

What happens whenever you go to the Atlantic ocean? Do you just refuse to go back to land? Do you start swimming to England?

Keef said...

"I'm going to drive it to meiz. Then he can drive it to jug.

Just so he can complain about it."


Good call. Or he could just get jug to pay for him to take a train down there

JFreak said...

"but freak should know the answer to that"

Probably yes.

Keef said...

"i think jug driving it to me would be as far as him driving it to AZ"


It's a team game

El Padrino said...

"What happens whenever you go to the Atlantic ocean? Do you just refuse to go back to land? Do you start swimming to England?"

USA! USA! USA!

Blue said...

jug could bring it with him on his next trip to steamboat

Blue said...

tem is going to ND this fall, which is right near Indy

Keef said...

"USA! USA! USA!"


My team game theory won't work. LP can't drive it to rev because he doesn't follow our laws

JFreak said...

"usher's mic problem wasn't the sound guy's issue

i think usher just did a shitty job of getting it close to his mouf"

The real problem in that exchange was using the gay britney spears mic. Could have used any one of these and gotten the job done without looking like a homo.

Blue said...

or...ep could just bring it to tem's wedding and give it to you there.

then that would save the shipping

Keef said...

"tem is going to ND this fall, which is right near Indy"


I think Columbus is closer to Indy than ND (the collitch)

Blue said...

"My team game theory won't work. LP can't drive it to rev because he doesn't follow our laws"

he does have his friend's PBA card though

Keef said...

"or...ep could just bring it to tem's wedding and give it to you there"


too far west

Keef said...

"so the truth about the keilbasa finally comes out"


I tend to think this, too

JFreak said...

"I think Columbus is closer to Indy than ND (the collitch)"

Longer distance to Columbus, but takes less time. No good road to south bend.

Keef said...

I sit corrected

El Padrino said...

"I tend to think this, too"

i'd hate for it to spoil

El Padrino said...

thinking it shouldnt because its smoked, wish i had a vacuum sealer thing

El Padrino said...

you'll get it soon hold on to your panties next years reds mets bet will be thought out better

Keef said...

"hold on to your panties"

I can't hold them for longer than 6 months

Keef said...

"you'll get it soon hold on to your panties next years reds mets bet will be thought out better"

me & mize have a hat bet this season

El Padrino said...

"me & mize have a hat bet this season"


good one, was thinking tshirts, i love tshirts

Keef said...

hopefully mize will be able to save the $30 over the next 8 months, on top of all the rent and grocery and utility bills her already has

Keef said...

he*

Blue said...

i have a bucks bet with him, but i don't think it involved tangible objects

Keef said...

yeah mize didn't do well with his Bucks bets

Keef said...

THE DEER HAVE FEAR

El Padrino said...

i coulda just paypaled you the money but the point was to get some fresh kilebasa

anyway who knew the Reds were good this year cmon

El Padrino said...

i had some great kielbasa last night from the place NTRSITW

ns

Keef said...

"anyway who knew the Reds were good this year cmon"


Did that work with the barber when you owed him money?

Keef said...

"i had some great kielbasa last night from the place NTRSITW"


I had pizza last night from the place Papa John's

ns

El Padrino said...

I had pizza last night from the place Papa John's

ns


i win.

JFreak said...

"i had some great kielbasa last night from the place NTRSITW"

Acronyms don't serve food.

JFreak said...

No wall for keith.

Keef said...

lp's acronyms are the better because the number of letters doesn't always = the number of words

El Padrino said...

not to rub salt in the wound

JFreak said...

What wound?

Who was wounded?

JFreak said...

7 awesome parties.

A history lesson. First up, the day Russia ran out of vodka.

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

piece

JFreak said...

of pie?

of cake?

Keef said...

Freak's got omj

Keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

Oof

Keef said...

Congrats on your Packers, mize

Mize said...

The fuckin' Pack, hey?

Mize said...

"Congrats on your Packers, mize"

Stop it.

Mize said...

I'll take congrats on A-Rod though

Mize said...

I guess I might post the few pics and vidjo I got last night.

Mize said...

My sister's unhappy I took down my flickr a while back. I told her she can thank spiff for that.

Thanks a lot, Spiff.

Keef said...

Just use a different email address

Mize said...

A bit of the old ice fishing comin' up this weekend

El Padrino said...

thrilling

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pasta con lentil

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