Friday, February 25, 2011

Bread and butter

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

What a great line. I should do an infomercial or something.

Aitch do you have to clean jizz from the backseat of your cab when the night is over?

Anyway lots of trades happened. I guess it's not the No Balls Association anymore huh William Simmons? Indy crying about a potential strike taking money away from them because the Super Bowl is there in 345 days from today. Did they already spend the money? Shouldn't the Kings move out of California? Move them to Seattle man, it's the right thing to do. Jalen Rose can't speak proper.

I-POD in the rain? Yes or no?

What's your favorite gum? There are a gazillion gums and a billion toothpastes. WFT? Toothpaste is toothpaste. As long as it has some fluoride in it arent we good to go?


Bread and butter, specifically warm bread or toast, might be my favorite thing in the world to eat. Especially, you know, fresh baked bread.

I really only wear t-shirts. Jeans. Shorts. I don't wear sweatpants much anymore. Too hot to lounge around in.

Bell Biv will take you out to your weekend now. Poison.


276 comments:

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tem said...

H is hoarding nekkid pics

tem said...

I dislike really minty toothpastes or cherry toothpaste

Blue said...

" Shouldn't the Kings move out of California? Move them to Seattle man, it's the right thing to do."

brilliant, the name even fits...because Seattle is in King County

Blue said...

they've talked about moving the kings to Las Vegas for a while since the Maloofs own vegas

El Padrino said...

stern wont allow it

El Padrino said...

give seattle a damn team

El Padrino said...

fuck the maloofs anyway

El Padrino said...

bosh

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

El Padrino said...

another reason to move the team to Seattle

Jugdish said...

i was 90 minutes late to work this morning...left my phone in the living room. phone is my alarm clock too

Jugdish said...

oops

Jugdish said...

woke up to the birds chirping and sun shining in my room and enjoyed it for about a half second

Jugdish said...

then realized it wasnt saturday like i had hoped

Jugdish said...

i was late for work yesterday too

/chris bosh

El Padrino said...

if you just read twitter last night, like your feed, you would have thought the bulls won the nba chmapionship last night

Jugdish said...

cgjid's aunt is in the hospital and probably will not last the weekend. she is a wreck and jug never says the right thing

Jugdish said...

if you just read twitter last night, like your feed, you would have thought the bulls won the nba chmapionship last night


good win for sure...i was out after our softball game

Jugdish said...

Chuck Norris understood the ending for Lost.


heard that yesterday and it made me laugh

El Padrino said...

what a nightmare wisconsin is

jesus

El Padrino said...

way to practice democracy guys!

El Padrino said...

"Chuck Norris understood the ending for Lost.

Chuck Norris shot Tony Soprano."

heard that awhile back

El Padrino said...

"cgjid's aunt is in the hospital and probably will not last the weekend. she is a wreck and jug never says the right thing"

now is the time to go for the kill (no pun intended)

greif is the mose powerful aphrodesiac

Jugdish said...

Chaz

tem said...

"cgjid's aunt is in the hospital and probably will not last the weekend. she is a wreck and jug never says the right thing"


say as little as possible.

El Padrino said...

aja, sorry, and just tell her whatever you need you'll do for her

then stay in the backgroud and dont say much after that

Jugdish said...

say as little as possible

that's my plan. i seem to mess up the "little" i do speak

Jugdish said...

i don't think im going to the rodeo bbq cookoff this weekend...a little bummed, but need the rest

Blue said...

blue is always awkward in uncomfortable situations like that.

he always makes an off color joke

El Padrino said...

semen taster

Blue said...

/beth

Blue said...

seriously the fucking celtics sulking over perkins being traded.


fucking man up

El Padrino said...

i like how she had to do a compare analysis to make sure it was semen

Jugdish said...

i need to shave...dammit

only thing that sucks about wearing the uniform is having to shave everyday

El Padrino said...

i'd quit

hate shaving with a apssion

Jugdish said...

jug is giving up soda and chips for lent...and soda for hopefully longer

Jugdish said...

i'd quit


im used to it since ive been associated with the air force all of my adult life...and it pays the bills. a razor does not touch my face on the weekend though

El Padrino said...

yeah blue c's acting like bitches
nothing new

El Padrino said...

"jug is giving up soda and chips for lent...and soda for hopefully longer"

im giving up semen

/meiz

Jugdish said...

ha

El Padrino said...

i never know what to give up, always resort to junk food

El Padrino said...

oscars sunday, the movies seem extra shitty this year

El Padrino said...

"I guarantee we'll win it this year," Rex Ryan said at his news conference at the N.F.L. scouting combine, causing a stir among media observers.

jesus shut your fat mouth already

Jugdish said...

yeah his act is getting a little old. im sure they will win a game this year too, way to go out on a limb rex

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

knew that was coming

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

sg alive

El Padrino said...

I was calling the NBA "The No Balls Association." Nobody wanted to trade.

and he read my post

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

i invented walls, i can change their time limit

/freak

Jugdish said...

from now on ill make the wall posts about something

Jugdish said...

sugar free monster...suite

Jugdish said...

actually its unsuite...since its sugar free

JFreak said...

"jesus shut your fat mouth already"

This.

JFreak said...

"i invented walls, i can change their time limit

/freak"

Also this.

Jugdish said...

one of my friends here at work drank two mountain dews and a red bull one day last week and he was like this

JFreak said...

"from now on ill make the wall posts about something"

I could live with this.

Jugdish said...

freak is the Al Gore of walls

JFreak said...

Mr. Gorbachov, tear down this wall.

JFreak said...

Was I even close to spelling that name right?

Jugdish said...

i knew what you meant

Blue said...

i think gorby is dead

El Padrino said...

Was I even close to spelling that name right?

yes and hes still alive

Jugdish said...

wall eyed

Jugdish said...

i seek to educate with my walls sometimes

Jugdish said...

all in all you're just another brick in the wall

El Padrino said...

keef is going to be enraged at the next food blog post

Jugdish said...

he is going to be enraged with your face




s

El Padrino said...

yeah that tends to happen

jealous of such a studly face

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Green allows them to play smallball against athletic teams, protects them from Pierce getting into foul trouble, and gives them another elite defender against LeBron and Carmelo"

when the fuck did jeff green become an elite defender in the NBA?

El Padrino said...

"shook my head at that"

he gets nuts when he writes about the c's

Spaceman Spiff said...

article has now been edited to "solid defender"

should just say 'another body to throw at bron/melo'

Blue said...

celtics aren't dumb, there are no quality big men in the east to defend, so perkins was a waste of space.

Blue said...

"Carmelo has one elite skill (he rebounds extremely well for a small forward)"

this is bullshit

El Padrino said...

6.3 a game

El Padrino said...

wouldnt call that extremeley well

Jugdish said...

Lp, are you close to this place?

El Padrino said...

ha no

El Padrino said...

sheen is awesome

Blue said...

"wouldnt call that extremeley well"

in fairness to SG...melo is a pretty good offensive rebounder, partially because he misses so many shots right at the basket.

but melo never really has the "desire" to rebound, and playing with Amare, I imagine he'd be less likely to crash the boards consistently

Spaceman Spiff said...

bosh GIF

sniper version

El Padrino said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

i think bosh is so overrated

El Padrino said...

jesus is everyone busy

Spaceman Spiff said...

real life flop

El Padrino said...

ha that lady was smat

El Padrino said...

hate when my gums itch

El Padrino said...

if i hear the strawberry shortcake song again im gonna kill myself

El Padrino said...

yes i just linked an article on matt stairs

El Padrino said...

shoot me

El Padrino said...

soccer flop

El Padrino said...

banner day

El Padrino said...

4 times the steak YEAH!

Blue said...

i have to buy new tires...that's shitty

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont bring a gun to a fistfight

El Padrino said...

for the new beamer?

El Padrino said...

THE RETURN OF THE STACHE IS COMING SOON: 4-1-2011 YOU WOULD BE A FOOL TO MISS IT!

Blue said...

"for the new beamer?"

nah, for my Trailblazer

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue's paying for brandon roy's new knees?

Blue said...

"dont bring a gun to a fistfight"


in america that fool would be plenty dead right now


USA USA USA

tem said...

damn yahoo! has the stock info all fucked up for DRE.

historical pricing is all jacked up.

JFreak said...

"bosh GIF"

I hope he gets fined for flopping.

tem said...

he didn't flop, the other guy is a Jedi Knight.

JFreak said...

Didn't he just do a huge flop like two nights ago?

tem said...

nascar.com is junk. where the hell can i find practice speeds for sprint cup?

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

"Didn't he just do a huge flop like two nights ago?"

it looked like a flop, but it wasn't. he was guarding a Jedi. the Jedi force pushed his ass.

There was no contact, but it was the other guy's doing.

tem said...

force pushed his ass sounds like something a gay guy would be into.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"force pushed his ass sounds like something a gay guy would be into."

bosh got dapped

Blue said...

i would dunk on bosh

Blue said...

/mize

JFreak said...

"nascar.com is junk. where the hell can i find practice speeds for sprint cup?"

The link was on the front page. Down near the bottom, right next to the points standings.

tem said...

ah i see.

that was still too hard for me to find.

tem said...

damn, kurt busch half a second faster than everyone else. that is redonk.

he'll be busted for cheating.

Blue said...

suck it haterz

JFreak said...

¿ƃuıuǝddɐɥ sıɥʇ sı ʍoɥ

Mize said...

"I picture mize as "wears a t-shirt down the river" guy"


Why in the fuck wouldn't you wear a shirt?

Put a fucking shirt on.

Jugdish said...

i usually wear a shirt on the river, just because i burn really easy. only had to get a bad sunburn once to know not to do that again

keef said...

"keef is going to be enraged at the next food blog post"


fucking fag

keef said...

"Why in the fuck wouldn't you wear a shirt?

Put a fucking shirt on"



So I was right

keef said...

Had a wine training all day today. Tasted 45 different wines

Todd Packer said...

1st comment from my new iphone

Todd Packer said...

Seems to be working ok

tem said...

Good first comment

JFreak said...

It was lame.

keef said...

Good commenting Todd

keef said...

Hahahahahaha knicks

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

goddamn pirates

keef said...

Wall

Todd Packer said...

"It was lame."

Yes is was

keef said...

Tem,how does it let you make fake words/

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

kill all the gophers said...

hey Keith, just so you know, if I do get the flu over the next 4 days I'm laying the blame on you for your facebook jinx

keef said...

When the temperature drops a lot or rises a lot in a day or two, people get sick. It's science

kill all the gophers said...

yeah, you're right; plus everyone around me is sick...cmkod, co-workers, client's kids who can't cover their mouths when they cough in my direction, etc.

keef said...

"client's kids who can't cover their mouths when they cough in my direction"


The worse*. those people need their asses kicked

kill all the gophers said...

yeah, completely redonk parenting IMO

keef said...

I'm trying to find some inexpensive baby einstein dvds

keef said...

35/40

tem said...

I just try words that don't exist until I wear it down

keef said...

39/50

kod should get at least 45

keef said...

h is growing up before our very ojos

keef said...

Wall

kill all the gophers said...

"kod should get at least 45"


yeah, I got 45

kill all the gophers said...

Go ahead Mr. Wendal

keef said...

Anniversary dinner tonight. Steak it is

keef said...

Wall

Todd Packer said...

wall

Todd Packer said...

uf suckt* in the 2nd half today

Todd Packer said...

getting a W at rupp is tough

Todd Packer said...

country music made someone throw up... makes cents*

keef said...

Todd knows

Ben said...

We need an iPhone app for lov

Blue said...

Damn google

keef said...

Went to the keg last night. Cmk orders a medium rare filet. Food comes out and her stake* is past medium. We were cool, just axes that they take it back and feet her a know one. Manager comes out and apologizes like ten times. He brings her a new steak and they end up comping her meal and broat* us two glasses of champagne. So our meal was like $30 less than it would of* been so we just gave that to the server

Todd Packer said...

"We need an iPhone app for lov"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

". So our meal was like $30 less than it would of* been"

did you get their wi-fi pathword* too?

Todd Packer said...

gotta mow some weeds today

keef said...

did you get their wi-fi pathword* too?


I don't get it

keef said...

gotta mow some weeds today


I need to pull our weeds & put down some Ground Clear but it fucking rained last night

keef said...

$.88 crunchwrap supreme at taco bell until march 5th

Todd Packer said...

"I don't get it"

free steak... free internets. you like free shit... lov stereotype, bad joke

Todd Packer said...

"$.88 crunchwrap supreme at taco bell until march 5th"

nice

Todd Packer said...

"I need to pull our weeds & put down some Ground Clear but it fucking rained last night"

i can't put down any weed & feed yet because my sprinkler system is all fuckt* up... damn sink hole people messed up almost every sprinkler head and they are not fixing in until end of march

Todd Packer said...

*fixing it

Todd Packer said...

iphone apps only last about 5 minutes before i delete them... seems like the free apps suck

keef said...

I have a shot ton of stuff to do in the yard but it's rained the last few weekends. Gotta plant the garden, fix a lot of the drip irrigation, pull weeds, plant grass, and clean the pool

keef said...

Shot ton. Nice

keef said...

iphone apps only last about 5 minutes before i delete them... seems like the free apps suck


I like some of them, but yeah you're right. Cmk got me an iPad app gift card but I want to make sure I don't buy one I'll be bored with after 5 minutes

Todd Packer said...

"and clean the pool"

don't get lost

keef said...

don't get lost


I'll try

Todd Packer said...

espn score center app is suite... just got an alert that the mess are beating michigan... wonder who ep is rooting for (s)

keef said...

Steven Threet, Arizona State's starting quarterback for most of the 2010 season, says he will not play football anymore.
Threet, who will be a senior in 2011, has suffered four concussions, two of which occurred last season. Threet told The Arizona Republic on Wednesday that he's still experiencing symptoms from the last concussion and still has headaches and has trouble sleeping.



Good, he fucking sucks

Todd Packer said...

got in a fight with dtv people last night... i want to upgrade to the "dtv plus" receiver and also upgrade one of my non-hd recievers... guy quoted me a price, i comlained and said i've been a customer for 13 years and he gives me a discount. all is cool. then he passes me on to someone else to finalize the deal and the bitch tells me it's another $280. after 20 minutes of arguing with her i hung up

tem said...

you gotta switch tv providers like every 3 years if you want to save any money.

Todd Packer said...

you ever going back to season tickets, keith?

Todd Packer said...

"you gotta switch tv providers like every 3 years if you want to save any money"

i usually just threaten to switch and they give me a deal... i need dtv for tailgating purposes

keef said...

you gotta switch tv providers like every 3 years if you want to save any money.


Yeah I think I'm gonna switch when my dtv contract is up in October

Todd Packer said...

how is fmtem feeling?

keef said...

you ever going back to season tickets, keith?


I think I will. I just need to wait until I get a job where I make decent money

tem said...

it was a rough morning for fmtem

tem said...

she was all excited about getting hammered before the concert.

axed why we didn't get hammered more often.

this morning she figured out why we don't get hammered more often.

Todd Packer said...

"this morning she figured out why we don't get hammered more often"

kik

tem said...

i see i was stellar as usual on my ufc picks

keef said...

Crazy hail falling at the match play golf tourney

keef said...

Blake supports O:FB

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

Wall

keef said...

The oscars runny* diary will be live from pilok's haus

kill all the gophers said...

this is a pretty weird looking downtown....from my smoking nook on the 10th floor the city looks like a child's first attempt at sim-city



but man am I diggin this weather

Mize said...

"$.88 crunchwrap supreme at taco bell until march 5th"

I'm pretty happy about this

Mize said...

"I'm trying to find some inexpensive baby einstein dvds"


Noooooooooooo.


Don't you remember somebody linking some study that some sciency type people did that concluded Baby Einsteins slow your child's development?

El Padrino said...

I'm trying to find some inexpensive baby einstein dvds

dont do it

El Padrino said...

tem was lifted last night

H said...

Weekend EP. Nice.

H said...

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