Tuesday, January 04, 2011

We're off to see the wizard

So I saw Jug had a post up. I thought about just posting his post today. Or cutting an pasting it and pretending it was my post. Then he would look like a copy cat. Ha. Nobody would fall for that.


UFC Talk

Edgar / Maynard draw sounds sweet I guess. Nobody watched though. I might watch the rematch, which means Maynard will beat Edgar in about 3 minutes. It'll be like when Rua rematched Machida. Machida won the first one barely, then tem watched the rematch and Rua KOed Machida quick and seemingly ended Machida's career. Machida hasn't looked good since.

Orange Bowl Talk

Before the game Harbaugh refused to say whether or not he was leaving Stanford...so you're leaving Stanford got it. As. would be a good interviewer because he'd say that.

I have a cold, so I went to bed early and missed what was apparently a dominant second half by Stanford. I guess VT made bad adjustments or no adjustments. Stanford must have made good ones. Those kids are smart.

If you took a drink of beer everytime Gruden says "this guy" or "that guy" you'd get hammered watching a Gruden game.

Gruden Talk

Cleveland people think Gruden is coming to Cleveland because he is a Holmgren lackey. I don't think so Tim. Gruden likes the booth because he gets to say "this guy" and "that guy" all the time. Also he fucks Jaws.

Bert Talk

Bert hits on a lot of chicks. His wife is going to get about $100M in the divorce. NY Jets massueses are suing him and the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS right now. They'll settle out of court.



Well I have a 9am call, so I am going to take it. I don't like working so much. Another person in the office is out now. First the CFO goes down with some blood infection. Then the office manager breaks her ankle and the grunt worker's kid is in the hospital. Can't complain about my cold I guess.

161 comments:

Beth said...

Ok, someone else need to join the LOV golf league. No way I can be in a room with just as. for that long.

Meiz and tem, I'm talking to you two specifically.

tebow who gagged me said...

what's the golf league

tebow who gagged me said...

what kind of prize can I win

tem said...

i'll join, what's the info?

Todd Packer said...

is it a keeper golf league?

Todd Packer said...

"If you took a drink of beer everytime Gruden says "this guy" or "that guy" you'd get hammered watching a Gruden game."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tebow who gagged me said...

why would you play the gruden drinking game?

tebow who gagged me said...

do you hate life that much?

tem said...

why wouldn't you?

Beth said...

"i'll join, what's the info?"

I can't find it so I'll let commissioner keef provide that when he gets on here.

TP, it's a fantasy league where you choose a total of 4 starters and 4 bench players for each week's tournament and can switch any of your starters with any of your bench from round to round. You should join.

tem said...

i found it, but it was wrong info. pw no work.

Beth said...

Was it for group ID 3356?

tem said...

yes

tem said...

he said pw was tits

tem said...

tits no work

Todd Packer said...

"TP, it's a fantasy league where you choose a total of 4 starters and 4 bench players for each week's tournament and can switch any of your starters with any of your bench from round to round. You should join."

yeah, my keeper comment was (s)... i think i was in one of the golf leagues a few years ago

Todd Packer said...

is beth going to give a "GOLF PICKS" reminder comment throughout the season?

tem said...

somebody either will or will not give a reminder

tebow who gagged me said...

i could set a reminder on our shared outlook calendar

Beth said...

"is beth going to give a "GOLF PICKS" reminder comment throughout the season?"

Hell no, not unless I'm leading quite comfortably.

Beth said...

So what you're saying tem is that tits just doesn't do it for you.

Homo.

s

Eli is NOT elite said...

i'll join the golf pick em, im pumped!















ETEO

Eli is NOT elite said...

i misremembered to tell you all im off til thursday

Eli is NOT elite said...

suffer

Eli is NOT elite said...

seahawks 250-1 superbowl odds

Eli is NOT elite said...

and 10 point home dogs

tem said...

you mean -250?

Beth said...

Who gets the best super bowl odds after the Pats? I'm hoping it's not the Falcons.

tem said...

saints

tem said...

i don't know. i just said a name

Keef said...

Golf league id is 3356. Pw is tits

tebow who gagged me said...

bucs not taking the lions seriously cost the bucs a playoff spot

tebow who gagged me said...

lions finished strong.

maybe kept schwarz off the hot seat heading into next year

tebow who gagged me said...

"Who gets the best super bowl odds after the Pats? I'm hoping it's not the Falcons"

da bears

/jug

tebow who gagged me said...

of course he is

/as.

Keef said...

Fuck

Beth said...

"i don't know. i just said a name"

The Saints would be 2nd if I was setting the odds. Drew Brees scares the hell out of me.

Beth said...

"Fuck"

Not without an 8 month buildup first.

/jug

tebow who gagged me said...

leslie frazier:

"i don't forsee any circumstance in which I would call Bert* and see if he wanted to come back to our team next year"


so he's coming back...got it.

tem said...

"bucs not taking the lions seriously cost the bucs a playoff spot"

^^^

although having said that the lions are an OK team and the bucs were just a good team, or maybe just better than OK. so the loss is not a monumental upset.

Todd Packer said...

i think bucs only beat 1 team with a winning record

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat body

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Drew Brees scares the hell out of me."

yea he tried having it removed, didnt work

Spaceman Spiff said...

work is awful

Todd Packer said...

saints in the last game and the saints pulled brees in the 2nd half

Spaceman Spiff said...

fave comment while ketching up was H comment about japs/math, hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"work is awful"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

saw the fighter, everything was great except the boxing scenes, theres a clip at the end during credits with the real ward and brother, think they threw that in there just to lock in bale's oscar, bale had the bro down pat

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyrod taylors parents sleeping during maybe the biggest game of his career was hilarity

Keef said...

Golfers longing to play Augusta National will get their opportunity this spring -- through an EA Sports video game.
Officials at the storied Georgia golf course, home to the annual Masters Tournament, announced Tuesday that Augusta National is joining forces with EA Sports to be part of its 2012 installment of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour golf game franchise.

Beth said...

"Officials at the storied Georgia golf course, home to the annual Masters Tournament, announced Tuesday that Augusta National is joining forces with EA Sports to be part of its 2012 installment of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour golf game franchise."

Finally!

Spaceman Spiff said...

top 10 dunks of 2010

would have had rose at 2

Keef said...

Say cheese!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Competitive eater Joey Chestnut made $218,500 in 2010 on Major League Eating circuit "

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Who gets the best super bowl odds after the Pats? I'm hoping it's not the Falcons."

New England Patriots 6-5
Pittsburgh Steelers 9-2
Atlanta Falcons 5-1
Philadelphia Eagles 8-1 Chicago Bears 10-1
New Orleans Saints 10-1
Baltimore Ravens 11-1
Green Bay Packers 12-1
Indianapolis Colts 14-1
New York Jets 25-1
Kansas City Chiefs 40-1
Seattle Seahawks 250-1

Eli is NOT elite said...

Source: Bengals expect coach Lewis to return


hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

tem said...

"i think bucs only beat 1 team with a winning record"

true. which is why i said they were somewhere inbetween a good team and a slightly better than OK team.

they were competitive against ATL twice.

tem said...

i am fine with the seahawks being in the playoffs

Keef said...

i'm sitting in my car right now and some mexican dude pulls his truck into the parking spot next to me and I feel my car move. I look up and there was a shopping cart by the front of my car and dude hits the cart and pins it between my car and his truck. motherfucker

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"By now we've all heard about Leon Walker, 33, who is facing felony charges of computer misuse after he logged onto a home laptop he shared with his now-ex-wife, Clara Walker, to access her Gmail account, where he found she was having an affair.

Walker was charged under a Michigan statute typically used to prosecute crimes for identity theft or stealing trade secrets. He claims he was trying to protect the couple's children from neglect and calls the criminal charges a "miscarriage of justice.""

-yeah, that's bullshit that they charged him for that (ns)

tem said...

damn miscarriages of justices

Todd Packer said...

sounds like keith is about to have an ipad stolen

Keef said...

"sounds like keith is about to have an ipad stolen"

ironically, today is the first day I brought my ipad with me

ns

Keef said...

I should go out of town

tebow who gagged me said...

"top 10 dunks of 2010"

2 of those weren't dunks...igoudala and one of griffin's were layups

tebow who gagged me said...

"I should go out of town"

do you need bait?

tebow who gagged me said...

richrod michigan meeting imminent


so they're going to have a meeting...awesome reporting there wwl.

tem said...

yeah and the meeting is soon, i guess

tem said...

they've said for weeks they'd meet tuesday or wednesday after the bowl game and discuss stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, you got a cargo-ner over the new contract

tebow who gagged me said...

yep, it's imminent

tebow who gagged me said...

"blue, you got a cargo-ner over the new contract"

i do...although it really only extends him another 3 years.

it's good to see the Monforts spending the money when they didn't have to...they could have very easily let Tulo and Cargo play out their contracts through 2014, but they're trying to build a strong core.

Todd Packer said...

"blue, you got a cargo-ner over the new contract"

it immediately replaced his teboner

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef/tem softball

Spaceman Spiff said...

beer dispenser GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

"myFOXdetroit.com Staff - Sources tell Fox 2 that Rich Rodriguez was fired as head coach of the University of Michigan football team Tuesday."

Todd Packer said...

spiff is fast

Todd Packer said...

maybe rrod will go back to wvu

Todd Packer said...

or pitt

tebow who gagged me said...

rumor is that michigan is going to hire Bill Stewart to replace Rich Rod

tem said...

hahahaha

tem said...

rrod would be wise to not go to Pitt or UConn.

tem said...

UConn would be better than Pitt.

if he goes to Pitt someone in his family will get hurt.

tem said...

mountaineer fans are generally drunk and armed with guns.

Todd Packer said...

what are the odds that mich lands harbaugh?

tem said...

-250

tebow who gagged me said...

"what are the odds that mich lands harbaugh?"

heard a report this morning from the detroit free press that said Harbaugh had declined their offer to interview

Spaceman Spiff said...

25-1

tebow who gagged me said...

i think harbaugh wants to be an nfl coach

tem said...

probably

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Caron Butler to miss rest of season."

suite

Keef said...

"do you need bait?"

NO

Keef said...

"No way I can be in a room with just as. for that long."

You love me

JFreak said...

Keith, Blue and Tem cannot win the Bowl Pick'em.

Spaceman Spiff said...

even if they change some picks?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Saints placed RB Chris Ivory on reserve/injured list after he suffered a season-ending foot injury in Sunday’s regular season finale."

seahawks gonna roll at home

Keef said...

"Keith, Blue and Tem cannot win the Bowl Pick'em."


It's not about winning or losing

tem said...

"Keith, Blue and Tem cannot win the Bowl Pick'em."

this was true for tem before the thing even started

tem said...

"hawks gonna roll at home"

roll over

Keef said...

milok has tickets to see some Shrek musical tw night and she can't use them so she's giving them to cmk. So I guess I'm calling in sick to the home depot and going with her. Yay for not having to work. Yay for seeing the musical.


the 2nd yay was backwards

tebow who gagged me said...

it was a reverse yay

tebow who gagged me said...

"Keith, Blue and Tem cannot win the Bowl Pick'em."

i guess I should have changed some of the confidence points for the games

tebow who gagged me said...

big ten-welve fucked me in the pick'em

tem said...

musicals are grate

Keef said...

Tesus was on DP this morning. Itwas a decent interview.

tebow who gagged me said...

he's alright..

i'd still rather trade him and draft Andrew Luck...but that's not gonna happen

Keef said...

wall

tebow who gagged me said...

although most think it's cheesy, i do like his enthusiasm (tesus) it's authentic and I really think he feels the way he talks

tebow who gagged me said...

i guess that i could have said "authentic (not fake)"

Keef said...

yeah I agree with that

Keef said...

DP was axing him what he does when dudes are trash talking him with f bombs and he said he tells them jesus loves them or something like that.

Beth said...

Even as a UGA fan I have to agree with that.

Keef said...

Lids has a $5 Clearance on many hats in various styles and sizes. Shipping is free if you ship to a store (locator) or on $50+ orders, otherwise it's $5 flat rate.

Beth said...

And most of you may have seen this already, but this is a funny ESPN commercial with Brandon Jennings.

(And I didn't post the youtube link because the youtube description gives away the punchline.)

Keef said...

No time for that shit

Keef said...

that commercial is pretty good

tebow who gagged me said...

"DP was axing him what he does when dudes are trash talking him with f bombs and he said he tells them jesus loves them or something like that."

i think that would be the ultimate smack talk

"hey man you're a fucking loser, i'm gonna smash your head in with my fist"

"hey man, jesus loves you, God Bless"

tebow who gagged me said...

tebow wrote John 3:16 onto a football and gave it to some kid at the game on sunday

Tebow's dad

Keef said...

"i think that would be the ultimate smack talk"


he said that they nerve* really have a reply to that

Keef said...

john 3:16 guy was awesome

Keef said...

i think he died

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem you know this guy?

hire him as your reader

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef will love the ending of that vid

Keef said...

"tem you know this guy?"

I lived about 1 mile from where they shot that video

Mize said...

Joined the golf league

H said...

I'm sick. it blows. Yes, keef, woe.

Keef said...

day 2 complete. Plyometrics sucks my as.

Mize said...

I might have to get that $5 Lions visor

Keef said...

I got an ASU hat and a Blackhawks hat for cmk

Keef said...

girls wear visors

Keef said...

7/7

34 seconds left

Keef said...

18/20

H said...

Keef, has it warmed up there yet?

Keef said...

a little bit. Was in the mid 50s today, but still freezing temps at night.

Keef said...

could be worst*, I guess

Keef said...

I guess I don't need Santa anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

19/20

never knew the that rice krispies version existed, sounds awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

used the kelloggs product locator, can find them at a walmart 17 miles away

Keef said...

"never knew the that rice krispies version existed, sounds awesome"

They have them here. I got them last year. They're not that grate*

Keef said...

They're too crispy, if that makes sense

Keef said...

How were the islands

Spaceman Spiff said...

great, just relaxed and ate a ton, ate at morimotos, he was working the kitchen, food was good, but wouldnt go back

Spaceman Spiff said...

this time i really enjoyed the time difference/earlier sports for some reason

Keef said...

That Morimotos is right next to where we stayed when we went but we didn't eat there

Keef said...

was wondering if it was good

Mize said...

Fuck the Braves

Keef said...

fuck your couch

Keef said...

what did the braves do

H said...

"this time i really enjoyed the time difference/earlier sports for some reason"

I wouldn't mind early sports

Mize said...

"what did the braves do"


They signed Uggla to a 5 year, $62MM deal. They just fucked up the market for Rickie.

Keef said...

Hootie singing the national anthem. Nice

Keef said...

I'm excited about this game

JFreak said...

"even if they change some picks?"

Their max points are less than the current leader's points. So it doesn't matter who they pick, they're gonna lose.

Keef said...

Nice tackling

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

whew, good win for Minni; really needed it

@Wisc
@Mich St.
Indiana
Purdue
@Ohio State


is a really tough opening conference sked...I'll be very pleased if we win one of the next 2 (2-3 in that stretch aint too shabby for Minni)

Keef said...

The wrist counts as being down?

Keef said...

Gonna be a shootout tonight

Keef said...

That broken wrist lookt painful

Spaceman Spiff said...

great game, if mallet didnt throw that awful pick, his receiver would have dropped a game winning TD anyways

Keef said...

Wow what a game

tebow who gagged me said...

go

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