Thursday, January 06, 2011

This is Jug's Draft

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Yep his draft was blank. He went through the trouble of setting up a post, but then nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero. Blank freaking post. Nice post Jug.

In the meantime while we all think about how Jug took this post too slow I'll type some random thoughts.


1) The UnderArmour high school game was a joke. I don't think the kids were trying to do anything but goof off. I know nobody wants to get hurt in that kind of game, but they just seemed to be goofing off.

2) Natalie Portman is in like 5 movies coming out now. She was a busy girl. I'd like to see her naked.

3) Whereever RRod ends up that team will win a conference championship before Michigan does.

4) China has a stealth jet. El Pad is probably freaking out.

5) I think there should be a camp you can go to where they grade your sex skills.

6) I don't like being the CFO and getting 50% CFO money. Maybe 33%. I need to see how much CFOs are paid.

7) I have a Dilbert cartoon about not joining the 401k because I'd never be able to run that far. I laugh everytime I read it. Or have it read to me. It's the simple things.

8) 3/4 of the way through The Other Guys. I definitely got the temhio version. I am mostly bored watching it. Boredom with spells of laughter. That's my analysis so far.

9) 45%....that's the percent chance I give this Cavs hire homeless man story a chance of ending up with a happy ending. Life is hard. He'll fall off the wagon. I hope he doesn't, but I guess I am a pessimist. Guy seems dumb. Picks one of the shittiest parts of town to stand and ask for money.

10) I already stopped caring where Harbaugh ends up.

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Eli is NOT elite said...

so if your too cool for school

Eli is NOT elite said...

is there a rooney rule for coordinators?

Eli is NOT elite said...

bert be home by eleven is not a hall of famer

tebow who gagged me said...

"I don't like being the CFO and getting 50% CFO money. Maybe 33%. I need to see how much CFOs are paid. "


blue feels your pain

tem said...

yes he is, he just got elected.

tem said...

well i guess he isn't yet. but he will be once he is enshrined.

Eli is NOT elite said...

you know what i mean

Eli is NOT elite said...

if jack morris aint in the hall byleven shouldnt be

all of a sudden the hall is popularity contest

Eli is NOT elite said...

watering that shit down

Eli is NOT elite said...

let's put tommy john in the hall while we're at it

tebow who gagged me said...

there is a surgery named after him

tebow who gagged me said...

conversation at year end between the CFO and blue

CFO: I want you to take over all of the finance and accounting duties, i'm going to move into operations

blue: ok

CFO: i'll probably still have the CFO title though, CFO/COO will be my new title

blue: why would you have a CFO title if you're not involved in Finance and Accounting?

CFO: well, we have to have a CFO, that would just look stupid if we didn't

tem said...

that situation is worse than mine because i am just filling in for the CFO while he recovers

tem said...

blue has to permanently do all the work.

tebow who gagged me said...

oh, but I did get a 3% raise instead of the 1% most everyone else got...so i've got that going for me (s)

Beth said...

"I think there should be a camp you can go to where they grade your sex skills"

Hey, I could be a counselor at that camp.

/beth

Beth said...

Oh and I'm feeling nice today so:

GOLF PICKS!!


You have til 3:15 (EST) today to make them since it's in Hawaii.

tebow who gagged me said...

can i still join?

Eli is NOT elite said...

B.J. Surhoff 2
Bret Boone 1
Benito Santiago 1


ok whos the funny guy who voted for these clowns

Eli is NOT elite said...

Hey, I could be a counselor at that camp.

/beth


band camp?

Beth said...

"Can I still join?"

Sure, you won't even have missed any tournaments.

group ID: 3356

Password: tits (from the conversation a few days ago)

tem said...

big boss talked about giving me a raise.

i told him i thought that before he gave me a raise he should give some people a raise who haven't had a pay increase since 2007.

he told me he did not care about them.

Eli is NOT elite said...

he told me he did not care about them.

listen

tem said...

yeah i dropped the subject.

now when he gets back from the bahamas i will remind him that he promised me a big raise.

Eli is NOT elite said...

i'm going to bermuda for the weekend with my mistress i want this van lew thing wrapped up before i get back

Eli is NOT elite said...

good things

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Mcnabb to minni"


nope, he was Chilli's guy....getting him would be political suicide for the owner/GM; fans would revolt, especially after his performance this year and his contract

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"The San Francisco 49ers have named Trent Baalke as their general manager and are set to begin the process of hiring a new coach."



Trent is a Bemidji State grad; hope he does well

Eli is NOT elite said...

did you google that or you know all Benj* grads by hart*

tem said...

"especially after his performance this year and his contract"


it'd be on a new contract (skins will cut him soon).

and he did better than bert.

tem said...

he'll be a 1-2yr rental while they draft the kid from Missouri and groom him as a QB of the future.

or draft Newtown or whoever.

tem said...

i think the amount of food the oldest kid in Foxtrot eats is unrealistic.

He eats more than Garfield.

tem said...

and Garfield's food intake is unrealistic too.

tem said...

so is Dagwood Bumstead's.


Damn comics making america fat by saying people can eat that much food and still be skinny.

Cats get fat, people stay skinny according to comics.

tem said...

And marmaduke is too strong.

he must be a superhero dog. He can drag like 1,000lbs of shit behind him. just dragging it too, no wheels on that shit to help with friction.

tem said...

i bet the chinese comics are accurate in these manners.

Beth said...

So your problem with the reality of Garfield isn't that he's a talking cat but how much he eats?

tem said...

fucking comics letting the chinese get ahead of us.

Eli is NOT elite said...

dagwood has good metabolism

tem said...

"So your problem with the reality of Garfield isn't that he's a talking cat but how much he eats?"

those are thought bubbles. he doesn't talk.

the problem would be that jon can read his mind.

tem said...

and other animals read his mind too.

tebow who gagged me said...

how come garfield can talk and odie can't?

Eli is NOT elite said...

pussy

tem said...

garfield can't talk.

tem said...

he can meow

tem said...

odie can make noises too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"so if your too cool for school"

school for cool

if you were singing

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i bet the chinese comics are accurate in these manners."

no thats japanese comics

/H

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC spoiler alert








i want to see casey naked, but her dish looked awful

Eli is NOT elite said...

no clue why you would choose chicken feet then let someone else cook it

jamie should go every week on principle but i cant blame them for going with casey

Eli is NOT elite said...

and i want to see her naked too

tem said...

then why hasnt she been posted nekkid?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"no clue why you would choose chicken feet then let someone else cook it

jamie should go every week on principle but i cant blame them for going with casey"

this

she didnt know how to cook it either though, shouldnt have chose it, but why did 2 people have to be upstairs, the customers couldnt speak engrish*, no interaction

Eli is NOT elite said...

perfectly cooked chicken feet are terrible let alone shitty cooked chicken feet

not even a hungry die hard gook was eating that shit

Eli is NOT elite said...

"but why did 2 people have to be upstairs, the customers couldnt speak engrish*, no interaction"

to roll it out to judges i guess, i dont know that was a total clusterfuck

tom c killed the quickfire though

Eli is NOT elite said...

tre is playing scared

he needs to man up

Eli is NOT elite said...

cooking like a bitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Vince Carter is wearing No. 25 in PHX. Lopez didn't give up No. 15. Cold."

hilarity

Keef said...

I like watching shows where I know the outcome

Eli is NOT elite said...

i dont mind

Keef said...

rumors that Barkley boat* courtside seats for the Suns/Lakers game for Cam Newton

Spaceman Spiff said...

barkley denied and said kiss his ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Steve Buckley, a Boston Herald sports columnist, has come out of the closet. "I’ve put this off long enough. I haven’t been fair to my family, my friends or my co-workers. And I certainly haven’t been fair to myself: For too many years I’ve been on the sidelines of Boston’s gay community but not in the game — figuratively and literally."

O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal

Spaceman Spiff said...

no time for that shit

Eli is NOT elite said...

cheery story spiff

tebow who gagged me said...

that video was hilarity

Eli is NOT elite said...

No Mularkey for blue

Eli is NOT elite said...

and that's a good thing, guy looks like a tool

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NFL source: Indications are that Jim Harbaugh will accept Miami's huge offer. Not a done deal"

greed is good

tebow who gagged me said...

I'd think that Harbaugh would want to listen to the other "huge" offers out there.

tebow who gagged me said...

I actually kind of like Studesville.

if he could bring in a strong D-coordinator (like Mike Nolan or Eric Mangini) and then a decent O-Coordinator, i'd be on board.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ASS

Eli is NOT elite said...

china story of the day

Eli is NOT elite said...

love dat ass

Eli is NOT elite said...

second one seems like it was in motion

Eli is NOT elite said...

man aging is the worse
those are all young girl asses
they fall apart at a certain tiome

Spaceman Spiff said...

type of oil you guys use for frying wings?

Eli is NOT elite said...

i use Canola

it imparts no flavor
the cooking world wants you to use Peanut Oil

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP you jelly?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"did you google that or you know all Benj* grads by hart*"


neither; it's all over the local news

Eli is NOT elite said...

i can look at that gilf all day

Eli is NOT elite said...

i wanna eat that shit

Keef said...

she's a grandma?

tem said...

you want to eat shit?

JFreak said...

"if jack morris aint in the hall byleven shouldnt be"

Dude. You sound even stupider than usual. Byleven was much better than Morris.

Eli is NOT elite said...

your crazy

Morris dominated. Byleven never dominated, just very good for a long time.

Eli is NOT elite said...

it's opinion anyway

stupidity has nothing to do with this name caller

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Byleven was much better than Morris.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


not close; and as a Twins fan, I love em both (Twins would not have won 1987 WS without Bert, just like they would not have won 1991 WS without Morris)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

good link too freak. I was anticipating someone silly making the Morris over Bert argument, and had that link ready to go myself. I EPd EPs comment though

Eli is NOT elite said...

ok, was byleven the most winningest pitcher of a decade?

Eli is NOT elite said...

depends on your opinion of hof members

Keef said...

didn't blyleven give up Bo's monster HR in the AS game? That has to count for something

Eli is NOT elite said...

good point

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

blyleven gave up the long ball often, that's for sure.

although that's par for the course for curveball pitchers...especially one with his longevity; which is why I cringe when people mention that in arguing against his case for the Hall.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

one thing that shocked me was how much better Bert's postseason numbers were than Morris'

probably because of 1991 game 7, I just assume Jack was a playoff force; but he really wasn't

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Michael Steele has done everything his party has asked of him -- except resign." - Stephen Colbert


that made me aitch

tebow who gagged me said...

stupid old aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

andrew luck staying in school

phaggot

Eli is NOT elite said...

sell high man

what a fool

Keef said...

"bert be home by eleven"


made me lol

Todd Packer said...

"andrew luck staying in school"

bad move

Keef said...

He's at the harvard of the west

tebow who gagged me said...

he's transferring to stansbury?

Eli is NOT elite said...

too bad harbaugh aint going back

tebow who gagged me said...

and freak is sad

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Anything that's the something of the something isn't really the anything of the anything"


wise words from Lisa Simpson

Eli is NOT elite said...

cmep : what's that box

ep : i dunno

cmep : open it

ep : oh snap, it's from one of my blog friends

cmep : really? is it the guy you owe bagels or salami too.
(this conversation was in front of my mother) (cmep turns to moep) he loses bets to people on the internet.

moep : ::whats a blog::

ep : no it's not him

cmep : well did he lose a bet to you?

ep : no just a nice gesture

cmep : oh, that was nice, random but nice tell him thank you, how did they know my name

ep : easy it's on your registry

cmep : oh yeah ha

Eli is NOT elite said...

thanks again tem

tem said...

"sell high man

what a fool"

i think he is worried that he will come out to a lockout. so stay in school fuck a lot of cheerleaders and then come out next year.

tem said...

"thanks again tem"

np.

tebow who gagged me said...

luck hates carolina...can't surf or ski there, just ask cush

tebow who gagged me said...

was it AXE body spray for men?

Eli is NOT elite said...

i'd bet my balls there is no lockout forthcoming

Eli is NOT elite said...

hsilep is all woe today because yesterday her most recent ex had a baby and today her first ex and baby daddy had a baby

tem said...

"i'd bet my balls there is no lockout forthcoming"

i don't think so either, but i think luck would rather play it safe and fuck lots of college girls than go pro and maybe not have a job.

tem said...

his dad is AD at WVU so i am assuming his family has money and he doesn't need cash.

Eli is NOT elite said...

fuck lots of college girls than go pro and maybe not have a job.


stanford bitches put out?

tem said...

they do for andrew luck.

they are smart and know he'll be rich and famous.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Eli is NOT elite said...

the fuck is this shit

Eli is NOT elite said...

brett favre story

Keef said...

"thanks again tem"


Did you get her bra pads?

tem said...

no, they weren't on her registry.

tem said...

don't put them on your registry if you don't want people to buy them.

tem said...

had they been on her registry i would of* gotten them.

*ahhtbik

Keef said...

One of my new biggest pet peeves is dumb fucks who can't park their big pickup trucks. If you can't park it in < than 2 parking spots, don't drive it

Keef said...

"don't put them on your registry if you don't want people to buy them."

not complaining. Just think it's funny that a) she put them on her registry, and b) someone boat* them

tem said...

i think i am going to have to buy a pickup truck just to drive when fmtem and i are back in ND.

tem said...

"b) someone boat* them"


if there is anything remotely similar to this on any registry that i am going to buy a gift for it is guaranteed i am buying it.

Keef said...

"had they been on her registry i would of* gotten them.

*ahhtbik"


It's not really that huge of a had they been, considering that you really would have boat* them

/freak

tem said...

if i see her again (ahiik) i will ask how they worked out for her.

Keef said...

"i think i am going to have to buy a pickup truck just to drive when fmtem and i are back in ND."

Enterprise has a location in South Ben

Keef said...

bend

Beth said...

"One of my new biggest pet peeves is dumb fucks who can't park their big pickup trucks. If you can't park it in < than 2 parking spots, don't drive it"

Down here that's housewives and Expeditions.

Keef said...

wendy's new fries are a little better than their old ones

Keef said...

"Down here that's housewives and Expeditions."

cmtp is in Atlanta?

tem said...

"Enterprise has a location in South Ben"

yeah but if we go to all the home games plus hollidays (of the matt variety) maybe buying a truck is cheaper than renting one all those times.

tem said...

plus you rent a truck then they upgrade* you to a mini van.

tem said...

then you get stuck in the snow and miss the 1st qtr

tem said...

"wendy's new fries are a little better than their old ones"

^^^


wasn't sure if the rest of the nation had the new fries yet. we got them a month or two, maybe three, ago.

tem said...

we get that shits first for wendys.

Eli is NOT elite said...

and you can fuck in that more comfortably

Keef said...

yep. dave thomas was a good ol' columbus boy

Todd Packer said...

"cmtp is in Atlanta?"

cmtp is not a strong parker

Todd Packer said...

got an interview tomorrow

Keef said...

TP, if that homeless dude with the radio voice walkt* up to your tailgate party, would you punch him?

Keef said...

"got an interview tomorrow"

good luck

Todd Packer said...

"TP, if that homeless dude with the radio voice walkt* up to your tailgate party, would you punch him?"

if he was stealing my stuff, yes

Todd Packer said...

i heard the homeless radio guy was a fake

tem said...

he was on the news, he can't be fake.

tem said...

although he did sound like the guy that already did ads for the radio stations.

Keef said...

The cavs signed him to a 2 year deal

Todd Packer said...

"good luck"

the job is mine if i want it... got a feeling the offer will be too low

Keef said...

"although he did sound like the guy that already did ads for the radio stations."

I think all radio voice guys sound the same

Todd Packer said...

"The cavs signed him to a 2 year deal"

maybe in five years he'll go to miami

Keef said...

"the job is mine if i want it... got a feeling the offer will be too low"


I'll take it

Keef said...

I hate when companies wait until the last minute to send out W2s. My main yob* waits until 1/31 to mail ours

Todd Packer said...

"I'll take it"

i'll let them know

Keef said...

"i'll let them know"

can I work from AZ?

Eli is NOT elite said...

nice tp, hope it works out if it doesnt at least your not homeless

Eli is NOT elite said...

i'm seriously thinking of going back to two yobs

Eli is NOT elite said...

keef style

Todd Packer said...

"can I work from AZ?"

i don't see why not, if you're a pe

tem said...

he is an as. not a pe.

Todd Packer said...

tesus show on espn tonight... i know everyone will be watching (s)

Todd Packer said...

"he is an as. not a pe"

not sure they are looking for an as.

Spaceman Spiff said...

saw a clip of it, behind the scenes athlete stuff is usually suite

Todd Packer said...

"behind the scenes athlete stuff is usually suite"

yeah, the nhl show on hbo was suite

Keef said...

"i'm seriously thinking of going back to two yobs"

I'm seriously thinking of going back to 1 yob

Keef said...

wft is a pe?

Todd Packer said...

"wft is a pe?"

spiff knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wont be one anytime soon, but fmspiff taking the test in a couple months

Keef said...

"spiff knows"


keef was axing

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

spiff is engaged?

Spaceman Spiff said...

pro engineer

Eli is NOT elite said...

Facebook will begin disclosing financial information or stage an initial public offering by April 2012, according to a new 100-page private-placement memo now being distributed to potential investors in the company.

The social-networking company said in the document that it intends to breach a critical 500-shareholder limit this year. Crossing the limit triggers an SEC rule that requires that companies file financial information – even if their shares don’t trade publicly.

Eli is NOT elite said...

congrats spiff

Eli is NOT elite said...

that chick looks familiar

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"i think i am going to have to buy a pickup truck just to drive when fmtem and i are back in ND."

I'd recommend a Suburu; our conditions are probably very similar to Bismark...and Suburu's are 1000X better on ice than any pickup truck I've driven or rode in (shit, 75% of the cars in the ditch here are pickup trucks or full size SUVs).

-Pickup will help you get out of a ditch....but ain't gonna do you no favors on the black ice

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

*Suburu Outback or Forester in particular


they also have the 4wd balls to get you out of many ditches

Keef said...

"pro engineer"

OIC. I can't drive a train, though

tem said...

"Suburu"


a solid option. thanks for the reminder. my family in wava rocks suburus.

tem said...

but i can't call it a pick em up truck if it is a suburu

tem said...

mom has an outback. aunt does too.

Keef said...

black ice is the worse*

/blitler

Eli is NOT elite said...

get the bloomin onion

Keef said...

I did not know that a suburu outback was a truck

Keef said...

bloomin onion will make your tits wiggle

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

mom has an outback. aunt does too.


right on; cmkod has one, and her dad has/had a Forester; they are both amazing on snow and ice. Probably why about 10% of the cars I see around town are Subs

Spaceman Spiff said...

feel good story

bucs mike williams

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I can literally go about 25 mph faster on the highway after a snowstorm in the Sub than in sdkod2s Ram

Eli is NOT elite said...

dont you wish you had one

Spaceman Spiff said...

fmspiff parents have a year old forester
subarus seem to be popular in hawaii, dont know why though

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

well, I wouldn't mind if someone gave one to me


I'll take no car payment any day though and deal with having to go a little slower

Eli is NOT elite said...

"fmspiff parents have a year old forester
subarus seem to be popular in hawaii, dont know why though"

tropical rains

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

plus, I'm just glad to not have to drive the Eclipse anymore in the winter


I don't know how I did that for 4 winters; miracle I never went off the road

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