Friday, January 14, 2011

Playoffs

Baltimore (+3.5) over Pittsburgh - Where do I begin? Gonna wait for my woody to subside before getting into this tilt. It's classic January football. I'm kind of going against my true feelings on this one but I'm getting this lil inkling, this slight feeling that Baltimore is going to the Super Bowl. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the year of the Harbaugh and we just don't know it? I don't know. I think they squeak out of Pittsburgh with a win then due to O:FB beat the pats next week. It's an eery feeling but I'm rolling with it. And you all know I'm no Flacco fan. But the defense is a rollin right now and they are dominating the trenches which is huge during playoff football.

Green Bay (+2.5) over Atlanta - No worries Beth. I'll finally respect Atlanta if they win. Packers were my Super Bowl pick so I have to stick with that. That aside even if they weren't my pick I'd still pick them because I think they are better. I think the defense is better than Atlanta's and I think this makes up for the Matt Ryan home record nonsense. I know Rodgers is better, we all know that and it's not a knock on Ryan, kid is legit. Once Green Bay stops the run and once Roddy White is covered by Tramond and Tony covered by Chuck Woodson what's left for Matt to do? Really just like the Green Bay D.

Points (+10) over Bears - Not to win. This is bullshit. I don't get it. The Seahawks were so bad at playing football over the course of 16 games that all of this shit is unexplainable. You just can't explain it. It's like rock formations that come out of nowhere or some other geological phenominon*. Explain this shit then re-watch them thump the Saints, which by the way was the most points they scored in years and the most the Saints gave up all year and last.

They were 2-6 against teams .500 or better. They are in the bottom half in every important stat (points scored, points allowed, pass yards, rush yards, pass yards allowed, rush yards allowed…etc.), and in the bottom third in most of these.

At negative 97, they have the third worst points differential in the NFC. Only the Panthers and Cardinals, inarguably the two worst teams in the NFC, had a lower point differential.

Seriously what the hell is goings* on? Points to cover Bears advance to play Pack for Super Bowl birth*.

Jets (+8.5) over Pats - First a graphic from CBS sports.....Greg whatta got?















As you can see Cromartie has the baby making edge. Will it be enough Dan, Boomer, Shannon and Bill? Back to you Gus.

Well now that we have the stats. Look we know I hate both of these teams and picking one of them to win is like picking an Aids girl to fuck but I have a job to do. The Jets are not going to get blown out again, no matter what record pace the Pats are operating on. If you recall the year the Pats were undefeated the playoff run they were on wasn't THAT impressive and you can argue the offense was better than then now. I mean yes they throttled Jacksonville but they struggled against San Diego. I think the Jets have the biggest chip in the history of chips on shoulders and will have some momentum in this game early on. But as the game goes on, the weather gets colder and the Sanchize gets shittier. I don't think he's healthy, well I know he aint healthy but even if he were this is still too tall of a task for him. He's played miserable thus far in Foxboro. I don't see that fixing itself here in January.

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Harry and Lloyd said...

I like how h deleted his comment saying he should or would seek anger management therapy

Beth said...

"No worries Beth. I'll finally respect Atlanta if they win."

No apologies needed, I prefer it when you pick against them. (ns)

Beth said...

"I like how h deleted his comment saying he should or would seek anger management therapy"

Did he delete it in a fit of anger?

s

El Padrino said...

No apologies needed, I prefer it when you pick against them. (ns)

stop, still the best here

Blue said...

did he delete it so people would pay more attention to him?

Blue said...

"still the best here"

eteo

tem said...

i missed the deleted comment.

i would have never known about H's anger management seeking if it wasn't for as. telling me.

Blue said...

I just always kind of assumed he was in anger management...have you heard his angry musings from NDR?

tem said...

no i have not. i have seen him fight a chair though. he won.

Beth said...

He lost against a safe though apparently.

tem said...

i did not know that.

but at least now he knows his limits.

Beth said...

"i did not know that"

I think that's what he said in LOVad. That he broke his toe kicking a safe in anger.

tem said...

he should wear steel toes.

tem said...

angry people need armor to protect themselves from themselves.

Blue said...

like steve with his helmet?

Blue said...

so now the knicks are trying to get OJ Mayo involved so they can get melo

mayo is the same player as JR Smith...nuggets already got one ultra talented head case...they don't need another one.

tem said...

"like steve with his helmet?"

yes.

RIP steve

Spaceman Spiff said...

return of the jet-i

hilarity, rex's boiler is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

danny woodwhat?

hilarity

if that was his real name, i'd be a pats fan /ep

best part is 24 seconds in, deion goes cheshire cat

Spaceman Spiff said...

yanks got soriano

Spaceman Spiff said...

balfour to oakland

Blue said...

primetime goes a little crazy there

tem said...

so the rays are gonna suck now right?

will they be worst* than the pirates?

Todd Packer said...

"rex's boiler is awesome"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"will they be worst* than the pirates?"

no

tem said...

i bet they are within 5 games of the pirates or worst*

Blue said...

they still have tony parker's ex wife.

and bj upton

tem said...

but the pirates have someone

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hearing Joel Segal is the leader in the Cam Newton sweepstakes, also reps former Auburn QB Jason Campbell."

hope he doesnt continue the footstep following and become blacktard 2.0

tem said...

do you think newton will do well in the nfl?

Blue said...

newton is jamarcus russel 2.0

tem said...

i don't think he will do well at all in the NFL.

tem said...

they are remaking Judge Dredd?

ys, c?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they are remaking Judge Dredd?

ys, c?"

they are the law

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sharks spotted swimming through flood-hit streets of Australian town"

Blue said...

lots of chum to chew on in australia right now

tem said...

""Sharks spotted swimming through flood-hit streets of Australian town"


12 months or less until this is a movie.

tem said...

hollywood writers everywhere are kicking themselves for not thinking about it.

The Rev said...

Sixers vs Bucks tickets tonight...

don't hate, Meiz.

Blue said...

what a craptastic game to go to

The Rev said...

I know. Thankfully, they're free.

Blue said...

i went and saw the heatles last night...they were very boring without Lebron

Mize said...

"Sixers vs Bucks tickets tonight..."


And the Bucks will win

Harry and Lloyd said...

big day

Todd Packer said...

Yeah, huge day

Mize said...

The Bucks suck

Harry and Lloyd said...

sleepy

Mize said...

Sleepy or drunk?

Harry and Lloyd said...

Dude I know on fb posted this...

If I thought you were a looser back then I still do. Don't waist the time it takes to send a friend request.


smat*

Harry and Lloyd said...

"Sleepy or drunk?"


sleepy. sitting in a room listening to people talk all day is boring

Harry and Lloyd said...

pickt* up my $5 hats today, though

Mize said...

"Dude I know on fb posted this...

If I thought you were a looser back then I still do. Don't waist the time it takes to send a friend request."


I would definitely insult this guy.

Keef said...

dude is on my softball team. He is as smat as he is good at softball

Todd Packer said...

Did he get hit in the head running to 1st

Keef said...

"I would definitely insult this guy."


I'm trying to think of something witty that would incorporate looser & waist

Mize said...

Think jeans

Mize said...

Or fat people

Keef said...

had to renew my car registration today. $281. Woe

Mize said...

That shit never ceases to amaze me. How do they justify charging that much?

Mize said...

We got pissed when the state jacked our registration up to $75

Keef said...

In AZ it is based on the current value of your car. It's like a property tax

Mize said...

I'm not sure if that's cool or lame

Keef said...

It's lame

Todd Packer said...

"It's lame"

^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

i gotta pay extra each year for my uf license plate

Mize said...

"i gotta pay extra each year for my uf license plate"


No shit, Sherlock.

The Rev said...

You need to live in PA

The Rev said...

Good game, Meiz

Keef said...

"i gotta pay extra each year for my uf license plate"


Yeah that's everywhere

Keef said...

"You need to live in PA"


Uh yeah no

Keef said...

Ohio had cheap registration when I was there

Todd Packer said...

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Yeah that's everywhere"


yeah, dumb comment... i started woing about how much i pay for them and then it turnt* into just a dumb comment

Todd Packer said...

is facebook broke, rev?

The Rev said...

Nice to see you too, TP

Keef said...

"is facebook broke, rev?"




Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Keef said...

Rev, want to make another phillies WS bet?

Todd Packer said...

i owe jug a name change

freak owes me a name change when he comes out of hibernation

Todd Packer said...

after the pats bet the jets i will owe h a name change

Keef said...

The pats can't gamble

Todd Packer said...

"Nice to see you too, TP"

always good to see you rev

The Rev said...

I would love to

Todd Packer said...

"The pats can't gamble"

i might be drunk

Keef said...

At our awards banquet last night I got salesperson of the month for December for my division then was nominated for sales rep of the year but didn't win. That would of* been $2000. Woe

Todd Packer said...

still got two weeks to go at the old yob and the new yob wants me to work tomorrow.... told* them i had plans (1/2 true). probably not the best start

Keef said...

"I would love to"

Let's make it worth it. Whatta* got?

Todd Packer said...

congrats on sotm, keith

Mize said...

"Good game, Meiz"


Not at all

Keef said...

Rev, I know you like collecting shit. Do you collect liquor stuff? I have some makers mark Christmas ornaments that were left over from last month. I could include those in the bet

Todd Packer said...

watched the tesus doc on dvr tonight... not bad

Keef said...

Thanks tp. They spelt my last name wrong on the plaque too. That was suite. But I do get to go out to dinner and spend up to $150 and they'll reimburse me

Todd Packer said...

rev prefers velveeta christmas ornaments

The Rev said...

I collect actual liquor.

Keef said...

Me and cmk are watching 20/20 right now. It's about some chick who was in the peace corps and went to africa and got kilt. I aced cmk what country it was in and she answered "Africa"

Keef said...

"I collect actual liquor."

You should drink it

Todd Packer said...

africa, africa

Keef said...

After cmk made the Africa comment she saw me typing and she axed if I was telling my blog and I said yes and she told me to fuck off

Todd Packer said...

it's a cool 40 degrees here... got a fire going

Keef said...

Putting that fireplace to work. In cmtp's face

Mize said...

"After cmk made the Africa comment she saw me typing and she axed if I was telling my blog and I said yes and she told me to fuck off"


Ell Oh Ell

Mize said...

I'm going to bed. Gotta be to work at 7am

Keef said...

Call in sick

Keef said...

Cmk said I'll have a couch and wifi in the recovery room at the hospital so I'll be live blogging

Todd Packer said...

"In cmtp's face"

yep

Todd Packer said...

"Cmk said I'll have a couch and wifi in the recovery room at the hospital so I'll be live blogging"

running diary, suite*

The Rev said...

All I will say is that I think the bet should involve the Jerome Brown autograph.

I would put up something equivalent in your eyes.

The Rev said...

Doctor - OK, cmk, push now.

Keef - Wait a minute, doc... don't make her push yet. Blogger is frozen.

Doctor - ::blank screen::

Todd Packer said...

"All I will say is that I think the bet should involve the Jerome Brown autograph"

jerome's accident was only about 3 miles from my house

Keef said...

"All I will say is that I think the bet should involve the Jerome Brown autograph.

I would put up something equivalent in your eyes."


Fo sho. Let's make this worth it.

Todd Packer said...

how is school going, rev?

The Rev said...

Not bad... haven't gotten below an A- yet.

Keef said...

How many classes left?

The Rev said...

I think around 10.

I got a couple years left of this

Keef said...

Did anyone see oregon's new basketball floor? It's fucking awful

Keef said...

Wall

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

damn centsports

I've hit my last 2 NFL parlays and got my balance up from .10 to $6; I wanted to ride the hot streak and bet the farm on a parlay of Seattle to win and NE to cover (X10 multiplier)

-wouldn't let me bet more than $1.50 on it; bastards

Keef said...

19/24

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

20/24


3 of the 4 missed I had never heard of

Mize said...

I better not end up sitting here during the Packers game today.

Mize said...

22/24

Todd Packer said...

20/24

Todd Packer said...

did some orientation stuff today at the new yob... i'm a non-voting member of the board (whatever that means) and a vp... best part of the new gig is a get a car and gas card

Todd Packer said...

sc and uf in 5 minutes... uf always struggles against sc

Todd Packer said...

xnij

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"i'm a non-voting member of the board (whatever that means)"

it means they want you to attend all their board meetings, even though legally you cannot vote at them

Mize said...

Off to the klan haus for some fooyball and darkie wranglin'.

Todd Packer said...

Don't forget your cheese head hood

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

this History Channel show, How the States got their shapes is fascinating (ns)

Turns out the only reason France sold us most of the Western US for practically nothing (LA purchase) was because we agreed to give them right to claim Haiti...which was the "crown jewel" of the time


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha; no takebacks! Over 50% of the US in exchange for Haiti? That's almost as bad as the Hershel Walker trade.

Keef said...

Company car & gas card is suite. Congrats tp

Keef said...

Expensive day today. Spent $600 and buy buy baby and $300 at Costco

Keef said...

At bbb not and

Keef said...

Ravens are pwning pitt

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm a non-voting member of the board"

did they take your balls when they hired you or are they due on your first day


S, congrats on that job

Spaceman Spiff said...

ravens catching all the good breaks, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

got a box of a shitload of mini chocolate bottles filled with various liquors for christmas, they dont taste bad like i thought, but a waste of liquor as no way youll feel anything, only a few drops per

Keef said...

I've had those before, they're not bad. But like you said, waste of liquor. Just taste* like flavored chocolate

Spaceman Spiff said...

had no idea arodg was fucking EA at one time, mentioned on here or common knowledge?

Keef said...

T sizzle is a man

Spaceman Spiff said...

big ben feels like lloyd

happy place, happy plaaaaace

Keef said...

Hopefully Baltimore can repeat their performance from last year against the pats

Spaceman Spiff said...

haha, suisham fucking another team

Keef said...

Ben is throwing this game

Keef said...

Steeelers have a little mo

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow, balt full of chokers

Spaceman Spiff said...

classic stillers* win, classic refs in a stillers* game too, they were horrendous

Spaceman Spiff said...

balt choke > bad refs though, still should have won

no wonder they didnt throw to boldin all year

tj crying all year for the ball, then this, lol

3rd and 19, pitt WR runs straight down untouched, WFT

rice almost neevr fumbles

flacco gonna flacco though, that was expected, at the start of the game they showed a suite stat, flacco had a good win-loss playoff ratio but his td-int playoff ratio was 'eteo'

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice throw by natty ice, did they slip atl a helium filled ball, his WR had his man beat by 5 yards and it gets picked

Spaceman Spiff said...

natty ice exposed

Spaceman Spiff said...

beff throwing out the vibrator labeled 'ice' right now

leaving it nicely on top of the trash though in case of a comeback

Spaceman Spiff said...

over, atl aint built for a furious comeback

Keef said...

I had 2 sportcents parlays today. Pitt -3 and over 38 and GB +3 and over 44.

Keef said...

Centsports, jesus

Spaceman Spiff said...

this is centsporter

Jugdish said...

glad the falcons showed up against the pack


s

Keef said...

2010 Packers NFC title game bet
Packers make NFC title game = 3 days name/pic for kod
Packers don't make NFC title game = 3 days name/pic for LP

Keef said...

Looks cold in chicago

Keef said...

Bears

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I'm sure GB is super bowl bound, but what the hell, it's just a name/pic bet

I'm in if EP is

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

or did we bet that before; I make so many crappy bets it's hard to keep track

H said...

Jug is happy right now.

H said...

I think you won the bet Kod. Try to keep up.

Keef said...

Kod lost the bet. Try to keep up, h

Keef said...

"or did we bet that before; I make so many crappy bets it's hard to keep track"


Lordz of wagers

H said...

I just need the Seahawks to keep it under 10 points.

H said...

"Kod lost the bet. Try to keep up, h"

Damn it! haha

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Chester!

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I hate the Bears (even more than the Pack) but nice to see Chester punch one in (ns)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Hey LP, wanna go double or nothing on GB/Chi?


If you give me GB, I'll give you 14 points

H said...

EP hardly ever sees w/e comments.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I know, it was more of a xnij as I need Sea for my cs parlay

Keef said...

I took Seattle +10 and under 43. Doesn't look good

Keef said...

Kod thinks gb will destroy the bears huh

H said...

I took Seattle, Tem took da Bears. If this holds up, we will be tied again.

H said...

This is getting out of hand.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Kod thinks gb will destroy the bears huh


-yeah, I just don't think Chi is all that good

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

In an average year with neutral luck, I"d say they are about a 9-7 wildcard team

Spaceman Spiff said...

packers D will get to jcutty, he's saving some INTs for next week

jug not gonna be happy next week, having to see this

El Padrino said...

"No apologies needed, I prefer it when you pick against them. (ns)"

apology accepted

shakiest one seed in a while

admit it

El Padrino said...

Kod lost the bet. Try to keep up, h

retard

El Padrino said...

double or nothing ok with me, packers are a machine right now

El Padrino said...

classic "peaking at the right time" team right now in green bay and yes i blew the AFC with the dolphins but i said pack in super bowl from jump street so here's a pat on the back for me

El Padrino said...

i need new beer

El Padrino said...

everytime i shave in the shower i slice my ear

god damn left ear comes out of nowhere

El Padrino said...

awesome football games today

El Padrino said...

your not gonna believe this but i changed my mind on this bear game yesterday, no chance seattle had or has in this one and i should known it from the get go

El Padrino said...

is it me of was that ravens game fixed?

awfully fishy

El Padrino said...

flacco is garbage i dont care how many road playoff wins HIS DEFENSE won him

El Padrino said...

ray lewis called the O out i know yous heard the postgame comments he made

and cam cameron is a terrible disease of a o coordinator

El Padrino said...

bill parcells hates his guts

H said...

TMQ just wrote game over in his notebook.

H said...

EP on the weekend. Impressive

Keef said...

" i shave in the shower i slice my ear

god damn left ear comes out of nowhere"



Gotta watch outforthe big elf ears

S

Keef said...

"is it me of was that ravens game fixed?

awfully fishy"


It looked like roethlisberger was throwing the game in the 1st half

Keef said...

"your not gonna believe this but i changed my mind on this bear game yesterday, no chance seattle had or has in this one and i should known it from the get go"


Your write. I don't believe that

tem said...

wava got its shape due to lazy surveyors

Keef said...

big win for wava today

Keef said...

6/6

:25 left

Keef said...

Hahaha pats

Jugdish said...

Jug is happy right now.



this

Jugdish said...

i should come up with a name/pic for packer


can a non-voting member of the board lov from the new yob?

Jugdish said...

bold

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