Monday, January 03, 2011

Playoffs?

This is my first time posting on the iPad. It feels no different.

NFL season is over. I didn't watch any games yesterday because fantasy football is over and I didn't care anymore. Atlanta and NE are the 1 seeds so they won't make the Super BowlTM.

It was redonk cold this weekend. Highs in the low 40s and lows in the mid 20s. I hate when it's really fucking cold and you go to sit on the pot and the seat is ice cold. That's the worse*.

Big Ten footyball didn't show up this weekend. Let all the haters come out now.

New Years eve suckt as usual. New years is probably my least favorite "holiday". Always a huge buildup and always a huge disappointment.

I was planning on doing a post with everyone's new years resolution but jug stoled that idear. Thanks jug. Now just go not have sex.

Did anyone see Dick Clark on Friday night. It's pretty sad seeing him now. They need to ol' yeller him at this point.

I'm officially 4 weeks away from being responsible for a little person. I should probably be scared but I'm not. I know the little guy\girl should be scared.

My predictions for LOV for 2011. Someone else here will get engaged. Someone else will get knocked up or get someone knocked up. Someone's team will win a world championship. I will get the bet payoff mailed to me from LP. LP will not get the bet payoff from aitch. Mize will move out of his parents' basement and into deluxe's basement. Freak will come out of the closet. TP will have to buy new laptops for the kids. And finally, jug will get to 2nd base.

Goddamn softball was awful again. I hate it. We lost to a coed team whose girls were better than most of our team.

I'm gonna start P90x today. Thanks jug.

168 comments:

Beth said...

The last comment from the last post was H saying, "Fuck stupid bitches. With that, I'm out."

Although Keef would say I'm just giving H the attention he is craving, I'm curious to hear what caused this declaration.

Beth said...

Of course the smart ass response to that comment would be that of course you fuck stupid bitches, cause they're easier to get in bed.

Beth said...

Wait, you mean if I was dating a stupid bitch I wouldn't have to take it slow????

/jug

Beth said...

"New years is probably my least favorite "holiday". Always a huge buildup and always a huge disappointment."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"Did anyone see Dick Clark on Friday night. It's pretty sad seeing him now."

I watched about 30 seconds of him and couldn't watch anymore, it's painful.

H said...

"Someone else will get knocked up or get someone knocked up"

I vote Meiz and Freak least likely to participate in this event.

H said...

"I'm curious to hear what caused this declaration."

Just the games your gender plays. The hot and cold shit I can't stand. Between exfemH and cghwf i'm being driven to the mad house.

El Padrino said...

what's my name and pic bitch

or do you want to double or nothing on falcons losing to the saints/packers in two weeks?

El Padrino said...

"New years is probably my least favorite "holiday". Always a huge buildup and always a huge disappointment."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

however the snowball fight was pretty much the most fun ive had post 12am new years in a real long time

H said...

" Always a huge buildup and always a huge disappointment."

I disagree

El Padrino said...

go seahawks

H said...

Indeed. Seahawks got me the lead in the pick 'em

El Padrino said...

yeah i was being facetious

H said...

i figured as much but i didn't care.

Beth said...

"what's my name and pic bitch

or do you want to double or nothing on falcons losing to the saints/packers in two weeks?"

Both the Saints and Packers scare me, more than the Eagles or Bears, so I think I'll just collect my winnings now. Give me a few minutes to come up with something.

And it's a full week, right?

Beth said...

"Just the games your gender plays."

Surely exfemH and cghwf aren't the first women you've met.

El Padrino said...

"so I think I'll just collect my winnings now"

wussy

El Padrino said...

"And it's a full week, right?"


shut up


yes it is

El Padrino said...

blue your pic is here

name is

The Tebow who gagged me

Beth said...

Ok EP, your name and pic are:

Eli is NOT elite

Eli is NOT elite said...

matt ryan is a homo

Beth said...

Well if he is, he's a homo in the playoffs and the Pro Bowl.

Eli is NOT elite said...

still a cocksucker

that's the worse

Eli is NOT elite said...

hope the packers fuck mike vick in the ass with helmets come sunday

Eli is NOT elite said...

spike him

Eli is NOT elite said...

hope O:FB has something nice in store for us with the Pats because they look like the best team

H said...

Beth disappoints me with that picture. I figured you would be more creative

Eli is NOT elite said...

she mailed that one in

H said...

"hope O:FB has something nice in store for us with the Pats because they look like the best team"

I'm sure it does.

Xnij!!!

Eli is NOT elite said...

Frazier and Garret holding on to jobs

Eli is NOT elite said...

Marvin Lewis fird*
Tom Cable fird*

H said...

Not really surprised by either, but less so by Garrett.

Eli is NOT elite said...

Vikings know Frazier would get hired away if they didnt

Eli is NOT elite said...

he's been a solid candidate for years now

Beth said...

"she mailed that one in"

Yeah, I have to admit I kinda did.

Now I could always change my mind and go with this pic if LOV likes it better.

H said...

EP you happy about coughlin keeping his job?

tem said...

"Indeed. Seahawks got me the lead in the pick 'em"

H has been on fire since week 12

H said...

Now THAT is funny

H said...

"H has been on fire since week 12"

Except week 15

H said...

Mangina* is out in Cleveland

Eli is NOT elite said...

"EP you happy about coughlin keeping his job?"

yes

H said...

Keef had a tough week with his picks. And EP finishes yet another regular season below .500

H said...

How long before Ed Werder is camped outside of Brett Favre's house again?

Eli is NOT elite said...

"And EP finishes yet another regular season below .500"

if there were money invovled i'd have efforted more

colov

and luck

Eli is NOT elite said...

bears only scored 3 points, played all the way though, just lost

green bay didnt look so hot

Eli is NOT elite said...

jets must be pissed the chiefs lost

tem said...

urban meyer to Denver.

he misses tebow.

Eli is NOT elite said...

the other guys

hilarity

Eli is NOT elite said...

mich got destroyed

bejesus

Eli is NOT elite said...

that was an awful game

Eli is NOT elite said...

garabge saves man from death

40 is so old said...

big 10* got destroyed

fixed

tem said...

that mich game has to of cost rrod his job.

tem said...

i think if they were competitive he keeps his job, but that was embarassing.

Eli is NOT elite said...

yeah hes gone
and his rep takes a hit

Todd Packer said...

i think they might give rrod one more year

Todd Packer said...

i think i still owe someone a name/pic

tem said...

rrod will go to UCONN

Todd Packer said...

i owe jug... guess i'll pay up when he gets back

Todd Packer said...

freak, jets/colts bets?

tem said...

"i think they might give rrod one more year"

i thought this until they got embarrassed in the bowl game.

Beth said...

Well they did lose to the SEC, so that makes it more understandable at least.

tem said...

how'd georgia do this weekend?

tem said...

probably better than WVU did. fucking mountaineers.

tem said...

WVU basketball team sucks this year too.

Eli is NOT elite said...

should be a life rule, never coach the browns

Eli is NOT elite said...

meiz were you shopping this weekend?

tem said...

fitting that elway is going to be the new face of the broncos since he has a horse face and their mascot is a horse.

BLUE said...

what bet did I lose to EP

BLUE said...

"the other guys

hilarity"


agreed

tem said...

watched the first 30 minutes of the other guys. so far it is ok.

damn temhio version.

tem said...

its had a couple funny moments.

Beth said...

"how'd georgia do this weekend?"

Let's just say the calls are getting stronger for Richt to go, or at least the offensive coordinator Bobo.

Eli is NOT elite said...

pretty soon i had all of her friends and that is known as a stable of whores

the tebow who gagged me said...

i like it

Eli is NOT elite said...

yes!

tebow who gagged me said...

shortened

tebow who gagged me said...

what did i lose again?

Beth said...

Interesting, I didn't realize it til I just read it but Tony Gonzalez has never won a playoff game in his 14 year NFL career.

Eli is NOT elite said...

tiger woods didnt win a tourney

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Interesting, I didn't realize it til I just read it but Tony Gonzalez has never won a playoff game in his 14 year NFL career."

and that streak will continue

Eli is NOT elite said...

cant beleive florio went from starting pro football talk to being a guy on tv dispensing random nfl news and notes to millions of people

im so distraught by this

Keef said...

"tiger woods didnt win a tourney"


The bet was that he wouldn't win in 2010 and wouldn't win a major in 2011

Keef said...

LP, minus well give me a name/pic for the giants/goddamn bengals bet

Eli is NOT elite said...

that's a dumb bet, who makes two year bets

is that whats on the site?

Eli is NOT elite said...

LP, minus well give me a name/pic for the giants/goddamn bengals bet

suite

Beth said...

"and that streak will continue"

Wait, you're picking against the Falcons? Whew, I like their chances better already.

Keef said...

"that's a dumb bet, who makes two year bets"

you did



"is that whats on the site?"

There's nothing on it

Eli is NOT elite said...

#2 pick blue

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Wait, you're picking against the Falcons? Whew, I like their chances better already."


does the well ever dry with these jokes?

Eli is NOT elite said...

"is that whats on the site?"

There's nothing on it


so you remember this shit

Keef said...

"so you remember this shit"


I bet others remember this bet

Eli is NOT elite said...

me and blue clearly didnt

Eli is NOT elite said...

good call on Indy missing playoffs el pa....er i mean keef

Keef said...

"good call on Indy missing playoffs el pa....er i mean keef"

it was close

Beth said...

"does the well ever dry with these jokes?"

Sure, the same day the short jokes and NY sucks jokes do for you, as well as the temgagement jokes for tem, the as jokes for as, the rich jokes for blue, the sock jokes for freak, the attention whore jokes for H, the train track and taking it slow jokes for jug, the old jokes for tp and the slut and lawyer jokes for me.

(Do we really not have any good recurring putdown jokes for spiff?)

Beth said...

Damn, knew I forgot someone - the bi and indian lover jokes for kod.

Eli is NOT elite said...

no those are different

none of us are good at picking games

Beth said...

But none of the rest of us have ever held ourselves out on ebay as being good at picking games.

tebow who gagged me said...

no, i remembered it the way keith said.

but I can take it as two bets...no big deal to me

Beth said...

"Mila Kunis & Macaulay Culkin split after eight years"

So am I the only one who didn't know they were even a couple to start with?

Keef said...

"(Do we really not have any good recurring putdown jokes for spiff?)"


No. He's a dangerous ninja

Keef said...

"but I can take it as two bets...no big deal to me"


blue ♥s shirtless Tesus

Eli is NOT elite said...

"But none of the rest of us have ever held ourselves out on ebay as being good at picking games."

which i succeeded at so apology accepted

Eli is NOT elite said...

So am I the only one who didn't know they were even a couple to start with?

^

completely blacked out on this too and then was like wft Kunis is smoking hot Caulkin is a herpie drugbag

Beth said...

"which i succeeded at so apology accepted"

And which by succeeding at gave some credence to your own admission that you aren't too good when money's not on the line, which reinforces my original comment.

So apology accepted from you to me.

tem said...

"So am I the only one who didn't know they were even a couple to start with?
"

i had no idear

Keef said...

who is mila kunis?


/tem

tem said...

i know who she is because she is the voice of meg on family guy.

tebow who gagged me said...

she was hot as hell in that book of eli movie

Eli is NOT elite said...

she was hot as hell in forgetting sarah marshall, max payne and in real life

tebow who gagged me said...

supposedly her performance in that new Black Swan movie with Natalie Portman (they have sex) is outstanding...

i read somewhere that the movie will catapult her into that sexiest woman alive conversation

tebow who gagged me said...

broncos have the #2 pick

as much as I would have loved seeing one of those tebow hail mary's get caught...it would have moved them to the 5th pick.

They'll probably trade down anyway but the opportunity to get Patrick Peterson or Da'Quan Bowers is awesome

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Gordon Ramsay, while in Costa Rica filming an episode for the upcoming Channel 4 series Big Fish Fight was held at gunpoint and had "a barrel of petrol" tipped over him. He was "investigating the illegal trade in shark fins, which led to a confrontation with heavily armed Costa Rican gangsters."

tebow who gagged me said...

on finding out that the broncos get the second pick cmblue said:

"oh, thank God"

blue was confused as to why

"because we won't have to sit and watch hours of the draft, just 10-15 minutes"

Eli is NOT elite said...

patrick peterson

lil high for a corner no?

Keef said...

it's a lil high for your face

Eli is NOT elite said...

well yeah my face is low

Keef said...

hopefully the goddamn bengals hire mike zimmer

tebow who gagged me said...

i would think it's high too, that's why I think they'll try and trade down.

with the new rookie salary cap it's not as expensive to pick at #2

plus peterson is a "can't miss" according to most pundits

Keef said...

what do pundits know

Keef said...

i hope I win mega millions tw

Eli is NOT elite said...

im winning

Beth said...

"because we won't have to sit and watch hours of the draft, just 10-15 minutes"

cmblue knows.

JFreak said...

"freak, jets/colts bets?"

Sure.

Eli is NOT elite said...

nah, Lebron is not full of himself at all

tebow who gagged me said...

fucking bears laid down just to fuck the giants and keepthem out of the playoffs

tebow who gagged me said...

rich rod to pitt

thoughts tem?

Eli is NOT elite said...

da bears

tem said...

"rich rod to pitt

thoughts tem?"


would be even more fitting than if he went to UCONN.

tem said...

of course, his chances of getting killed double if he were the Pitt coach.

Eli is NOT elite said...

da bears

Eli is NOT elite said...

are the bears really the 2 seed

weaksauce

Eli is NOT elite said...

did vikes have to comply with Rooney Rule when removing tag from Frazier the same way the league told Dallas to comply before they remove the tag from Garrett?

i have rooney rule questions that need be answered

tem said...

yes they have to comply, but interviewing frazier ends their compliance. so they don't need to interview a white person.

tem said...

dallas has to interview a non white even if they want to hire garrett.

Eli is NOT elite said...

just because a minority has the current job shouldn't they have to interview another minority even if the best man is already there

why make dallas do it if they know they want garrett

tem said...

because you have to interview a minority and garrett isn't a minority.

Eli is NOT elite said...

yes he is, he has red hair

Eli is NOT elite said...

"because you have to interview a minority and garrett isn't a minority."

i get it, still think the vikes should have to interview another minority

if that sounds dumb then change the rule, make a interim tag exception where if the team decides to keep the interim coach no additional interviews are necessary

Eli is NOT elite said...

like CJ's new whip?

Keef said...

this is why I hate white people

/mize

Keef said...

"like CJ's new whip?"

awful

tem said...

"i get it, still think the vikes should have to interview another minority"

ron rivera only wants to waste so much of his time. he'll do the dallas interview, but he can't waste all his time doing interviews for jobs he knows he ain't getting.

Keef said...

ron rivera ain't a minority. There are more mexicans than anyone else in the US

Eli is NOT elite said...

boom

Eli is NOT elite said...

this is why I hate white people

/mize

i like these

Jugdish said...

i think i still owe someone a name/pic



you owe me one...can i get that to ya when i get back in town?

Jugdish said...

i like these


^^^^

Keef said...

Is cgjinf on the ski trip too?

Todd Packer said...

"you owe me one...can i get that to ya when i get back in town?"

i guess jug didn't see my other comment

Jugdish said...

nope...trip was booked before she was in the picture and she is a teacher...these are hard days for them to take off since it backs up to their Christmas break.

Jugdish said...

i guess jug didn't see my other comment


not yet

Jugdish said...

yeah i should have kept reading

Todd Packer said...

how is the trip so far, jug?

Todd Packer said...

i hope there aren't any "bridge/train ski runs"

Todd Packer said...

tps sucks today

Todd Packer said...

already tired of hearing the "i'm still not used to writing '11" stories

Jugdish said...

haven't left yet. we are leaving tomorrow morning and will come back a week from wednesday.

Jugdish said...

i should be able to write my post for Thursday tonight

Eli is NOT elite said...

rosie jones

assssssssssssss

Eli is NOT elite said...

piece

Keef said...

day 1 of p90x complete

Mize said...

"meiz were you shopping this weekend?"

Mayfair is the ghetto mall.

Keef said...

Beef fajitas tonight

Keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

I suck at Black Ops

Mize said...

Black cocks?

/LP

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