Friday, January 07, 2011

Now, youz can't leave

Playoffs are here.

Seattle +10.5
I'm taking the points in Seattle because stranger things have happened. However I am rooting for the Saints to demolish the 'hawks just because they are 7-9 and are disgracing the league. I think Seattle is the biggest playoff dog that's not a Super Bowl in history. You know what though, this Pete Carroll is growing on me. I'm getting soft in my old age (bday right around the corner). He's a goofy fellow but I think it's perfect for that city. His wife used to babysit Lane Kiffin. Father Monte was the DC at Arkansas under Lou Holtz where Carroll was hired as a graduate assitant early in his career. You know you sometimes you can't see behind that goofyness but his resume is pretty solid. Anyway Sean Payton's playcalling is masterful at times and New Orleans shouldn't have a problem winning this game. I just don't think that defense is anywhere near the level it was last year and Seattle may be able to score enough to cover. 28-19

Indy -2.5
The Jets haven't been the same since that spanking they took vs The Tom Brady's. The defense is vulenarable. If there were a time to knock the Colts off for Rex this year would be it. In the off-season they traded for Cromartie, who has had much success vs Manning from his San Diego days, but him and Revis cannot stop everyone. Also Cromartie still has weaknesses, he's not Revis, not even close actually. Whatever weakness he has Manning has already notated and will expose. This guy is sick. Ok. Sick. Everyone talks about Brady and how great he is or whatever and yeah he is great but Manning is like a damn ninja. He makes his wife videotape him brushing his teeth then goes back and reviews the tape on himself brushing his teeth to see if he can improve on his method. Couple that with a loud building and the awfulness that has been the Jets offense at times this year and I don't think it happens for them. 27-13

Baltimore -3
There is just something about this team that loves to break opponents will in their place. I mean they win the biggest road games (cept in Indy). You know KC hasn't been here in awhile, Baltimore is here just about every year. Ray Rice has gotten going just in time and so has Ed Reed. Sure Jamaal Charles has had a legendary year running the ball but let's not forget Baltimore has made better running backs hurt in playoff games. Old school Eddie George. Bettis. Interested to see Cassel's first postseason start, not an ideal opponent to do that against. 21-6

Green Bay +2.5
The Giants laid the blueprint and never closed the deal. Worse part about that game was Mario Manningham's fumble. Honestly, I re-watched it. Not because I am a glutton for punishment but because I didn't believe what I saw that day. Anyway the Packers are one of the few teams that can trade scores with Philly but they also happen to be one of the few defensive teams who can control Vick and the Philly offense. Similar to how the Giants and Vikings did you almost always have to send an additional rusher and rely on man coverage with only one safety. Tramond Williams and Woodson are two of the best cover corners. Woodson is a tremendous blitzing cornerback and Clay Matthews I'm sure will do his best negating Vick's ability to run around the pressure the way he did in that 4th quarter. Now Mc Carthy's in game decision making is terrible but that gets negated by Reid's game clock skills so even there. I think it's high scoring until the Packers get a turnover late and go ahead by two scores. 38-27

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tem said...

From ESPN.com

"Blatter denigrates IOC in defense of 'open' FIFA "



what does that even mean?

tebow who gagged me said...

soccer soccer soccer blah

tebow who gagged me said...

soooo to recap...saints cover and win in a landslide. Jets win. Chiefs win. Eagles win.

tem said...

yes, that is your 4 teamer.

tem said...

guaranteed $$$$

Eli is NOT elite said...

4-0 this weekend baby i smell it

Eli is NOT elite said...

speaking of smells, wheres tits

Eli is NOT elite said...

i wanna ask her a question

tebow who gagged me said...

how's the little guy doing ep?

tem said...

blue wants to know about LPs penis?

tebow who gagged me said...

if he wanted to know about my penis he wouldn't have said "little guy"


/ep

Eli is NOT elite said...

"how's the little guy doing ep?"

he's good, thanks
acting like a newborn you know eating every three hours and gassy

Eli is NOT elite said...

if he wanted to know about my penis he wouldn't have said "little guy"


/ep

^this

Eli is NOT elite said...

fucking gays sitting across from us last night but like flamers not normal gay people

talking like a valley girl and shit
those are the gays i hate

tem said...

you hate all gays

tem said...

if you had a gay arab in an airplane you'd fucking lose it.

Beth said...

"i wanna ask her a question"

Oh this should be good. What's up EP?

Eli is NOT elite said...

if you had a gay arab gook russian in an airplane you'd fucking lose it.


*fivved

Eli is NOT elite said...

Oh this should be good. What's up EP?

do you like two in the pink and one in the stink?



S




out to eat last night and this doucher to the right was ordering all his ladies food, and she interjected once and he shushed her and continued ordering, down to the dessert

saying things like she'll have

you wouldnt stand for that shit right

Todd Packer said...

"you wouldnt stand for that"

depends... is the guy a lawyer?

Todd Packer said...

left off the:

/beth

tem said...

el pad, that's ROMANCE

Todd Packer said...

mtsu/miami(oh) game was meh

Beth said...

"you wouldnt stand for that shit right"

Not unless he was a professional athlete. (mostly s)

Not even an attorney could get away with that shit with me. What an ass.

Beth said...

Forget the ordering food part, a shush alone would get a guy banned from my playground.

Todd Packer said...

playground made me h

tebow who gagged me said...

is there like a jungle gym in there?

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Not even an attorney could get away with that shit with me. What an ass."

he was a douche, three piece suit long hair slicked back, broken italian accent, etc
the works

chick was a hipster, very bizarre

Todd Packer said...

h/freak show in ad was fun... lots of pats/colts love

Eli is NOT elite said...

never shush a woman

did that once to cmep she lost her shit

Todd Packer said...

"is there like a jungle gym in there?"


do i have to wear my helmet?

/steve

tem said...

some chicks dig being shushed.

Keef said...

"if you had a gay arab in an airplane you'd fucking lose it."


So planes are like pools now?

Keef said...

got the gifts yesterday, tem. Thanks a lot. cmk says thanks, too

Beth said...

"some chicks dig being shushed"

Why don't you try it with fmtemII and report back?

Eli is NOT elite said...

chicks like being shushed with cock only

tem said...

"So planes are like pools now?"

no, planes are just like anything else. they get lost in pools.

if there was a gay arab flying a plane then el pad would lose it in the pool.

tem said...

"Why don't you try it with fmtemII and report back?"

fmtemII is not one of those chicks.

tem said...

but the chick that used to do traffic on the news is.

her fiancee is an absolute jackass. treats her like shit and she loves it.

he also kicks her dog. she likes that because she gets to commiserate (sp?) with the dog.

tem said...

i think the equation is:


the dumber the chick the more she likes being shushed.

tem said...

"got the gifts yesterday, tem. "

np. i hope she enjoys the nip guards.

Keef said...

"np. i hope she enjoys the nip guards."

we'll send them to you when she's done with them

Eli is NOT elite said...

autographed

tem said...

send them to El Pad. I bet he'll like them.

Beth said...

And if cmep asks him what the hell is he doing with them, he can just shush her.

Eli is NOT elite said...

sh, shut
shut your mouth

tem said...

that's right.

hush your lips and do the hellen keller and talk with your hips.

or however that song goes.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"what does that even mean?"


Blatter bashed the Olympic committee (Olympics being the one major international non-FIFA soccer tournament), in an argument to have FIFA take over the Olympic soccer tournament (so it stops basically being the under-23 World Cup).


-ok, I really have no idea; but this is my guess

tebow who gagged me said...

soccer soccer soccer blah blah blah

tebow who gagged me said...

hilarity

tebow who gagged me said...

way to go tem

JFreak said...

Matt Garza!

Eli is NOT elite said...

yeah i saw that

Eli is NOT elite said...

sparano stays

sort of awkward

Eli is NOT elite said...

phil knight article is good

tem said...

i'm going to keep my eye out for that billboard.

Keef said...

"This is a valid point, Freak. I'm just wondering wtf IV refers to."


mize is getting his teef pulled so they put in an IV to knock him out probably

tem said...

IV refers to 4

Beth said...

Meiz had 4 IV's?

s

Keef said...

mize is too fat to be have heroine tracks

Keef said...

to be have

suite

Keef said...

Pryor having surgery on his foot today. At least he'll have plenty of time to recover

Keef said...

That's against NCAA rules


/ncaa

Keef said...

lull

Mize said...

My mouth hurts

Eli is NOT elite said...

im just waiting for dat ass

Mize said...

Villegas DQd

Mize said...

I want a bj

Todd Packer said...

why didn't ep pick the giants game in today's post?

Todd Packer said...

"Villegas DQd"

damn

Todd Packer said...

got an offer... 18k less. not gonna work out

Todd Packer said...

what's wrong with mize's teeth?

Keef said...

"My mouth hurts"


did you get some hydrocodone?

Keef said...

"got an offer... 18k less. not gonna work out"

shitty

Eli is NOT elite said...

got an offer... 18k less. not gonna work out

sort of a big deal

Keef said...

lp I need a name/pic for our giants/bengals bet

Eli is NOT elite said...

My mouth hurts

I want a bj


your turn?

Eli is NOT elite said...

lp I need a name/pic for our giants/bengals bet

ok

Keef said...

"your turn?"


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Beth said...

"im just waiting for dat ass"

Since spiff isn't around, here you go.

Keef said...

dat as. might be bethfast

Mize said...

"did you get some hydrocodone?"


Nope

tem said...

18k less would suck

Beth said...

"dat as. might be bethfast"

So as. is complaining about ass?

Keef said...

i have $18k in change in my couch

/blue

Keef said...

"So as. is complaining about ass?"

nope

Beth said...

"Villegas DQd"

Oh and tem, Ogilvy still isn't entered.

Keef said...

ha

Eli is NOT elite said...

blocked

im never blocked for spiff stuff

tem said...

"I want a bj"

tell el tardo that you know tom brady. he'll blow you for a story.

tem said...

"Oh and tem, Ogilvy still isn't entered."

thanks

Eli is NOT elite said...

keef your pic

name is

Harry and Lloyd

Keef said...

32/43

Harry and Lloyd said...

you are one pathetic loser

no offense

Eli is NOT elite said...

apology accepted

Harry and Lloyd said...

73/96

tem said...

33, face

Harry and Lloyd said...

49/55

Harry and Lloyd said...

1/42

FACE, LP!

tem said...

"1/42"

ha!

temhio is not on there

Harry and Lloyd said...

14/17

Harry and Lloyd said...

20/29

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"73/96"



65; I was atrocious on receivers

Eli is NOT elite said...

"I revel in being referred to as the grand patriarch! (Elevate your hands skyward if your claims of being a Lothario are verifiable.)"

hilarious

who comes up with this shit

tem said...

96 is too many for me to even try

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Filed to ESPN: Jim Harbaugh is expected to agree to a five-year contract with the 49ers."

Harry and Lloyd said...

so he'll be coaching in college again in 2014

Harry and Lloyd said...

22/35

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"49/55"


^^^^


Until the last minute, I thought that one column was for cities that applied for the 2016 Olympics....not sports.


d'oh

Harry and Lloyd said...

"Until the last minute, I thought that one column was for cities that applied for the 2016 Olympics....not sports."


That was a tough one. I only got 2 of the sports

Spaceman Spiff said...

derron thomas article

tem said...

24/35

Mize said...

If my old man makes me repeat myself one more time today, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with a spoon.

Spaceman Spiff said...

harbaugh getting 5 mil per

Harry and Lloyd said...

"If my old man makes me repeat myself one more time today, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with a spoon."


I bet you don't.

tem said...

5 mil per what?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"12/17"


-higher than I thought; I don't know all that much rap

tem said...

"12/17"


-higher than I thought; I don't know all that much rap"

3/17 for me

tebow who gagged me said...

supposedly stanford has an internal rule that an "academic" must be the highest paid person on staff, so stanford can't pay harbaugh 5mil unless there is a chemistry professor or something paid as high or higher.

tem said...

then harbaugh should teach a fucking class like tressel does.

Eli is NOT elite said...

"5 mil per what?"

that alot of trident layers

Harry and Lloyd said...

dude, tressel's class is legit



s

Mize said...

"Matt Garza!"



Zack Greinke!

Harry and Lloyd said...

I've got my hat pickt* out

Mize said...

"I've got my hat pickt* out"

Irrelevant.

Harry and Lloyd said...

it's ok if you're nervous

Harry and Lloyd said...

that just means you care

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Matt Garza!"



Zack Greinke!"



Chris Capuano !!!!!
bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eli is NOT elite said...

Pigeons are man's first feathered friends, before chickens. They were money in ancient times.

--Mike Tyson

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope jamaal gets unleashed this weekend

Eli is NOT elite said...

piece

Harry and Lloyd said...

"hope jamaal gets unleashed this weekend"

fantasy season is over

tebow who gagged me said...

maybe spiff just hates the ravens

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ed Reed's brother jumped in a river while running from police today. No one saw him come up

"As deputies were handcuffing the man, he broke loose and ran over the levee and was seen by deputies diving into the river. The man did not resurface, according to deputies.” "


chiefs gonna roll if he's dead

Harry and Lloyd said...

maybe

Harry and Lloyd said...

he's dead. black folk can't swim

Harry and Lloyd said...

wall

Harry and Lloyd said...

24/24

57 seconds remaining

Mize said...

Sooo, my paycheck is like $60 short. That the fuck.

Mize said...

*What

Harry and Lloyd said...

did your health benefits just kick in?

Harry and Lloyd said...

was just talking to cmk on the phone. She was talking about a friend of hers who always posts woe is me shit on FB so that people will respond with "oh it'll be ok" type stuff because she loves the attention. I axed her if she was friends with aitch and she gave me a ::flank silence::

Harry and Lloyd said...

off to the suite

Mize said...

No health insurance

Mize said...

Anybody gonna be here tonight?

Todd Packer said...

"Anybody gonna be here tonight?"

doesn't look like it

Todd Packer said...

how is the recovery going, mize?

Todd Packer said...

lsu/a&m game sucks

Mize said...

"how is the recovery going, mize?"


Better. Was in lotsa pain earlier.

Todd Packer said...

wisdom teeth?

Mize said...

"wisdom teeth?"

And a molar.

Todd Packer said...

you hungry yet?

Mize said...

Yep. Pudding, ice cream, and jello are not cutting the mustard.

Todd Packer said...

i had all 4 out at the same time... lived on carnation instant breakfast for a few days

Mize said...

I think tomorrow I get to have soup & mashed potatoes

Mize said...

I'm gonna make a few hdh sammiches when I can eat regular food again.

Todd Packer said...

take it slow (jug-style) when you start eating

Todd Packer said...

"57 seconds remaining"


1:02 seconds remaining

Mize said...

Yeah, yeah.

Mize said...

I'm gong to bed.

Todd Packer said...

hopefully keith is enjoying the knicks crushing the suns

JFreak said...

"Zack Greinke!"

That's old news.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Sooo, my paycheck is like $60 short. That the fuck."


Probably because they just eliminated the Making Work Pay Tax Credit as part of the tax cut deal


they did the 2% SSA withholding holiday for workers, but that only benefits those over a certain AGI, since many were better off with the MWP tax credit.

all of our paychecks should have changed this round; mine went up $8

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"New Vikings coach Leslie Frazier has moved boldly in Minneapolis to add assistant coaches, and he's targeted familiar names. The Vikings are expected to interview former Broncos coach Josh McDaniels, presumably for their offensive coordinator's job, on Friday, according to an NFL source. Meanwhile, Frazier's good friend and ex-49ers coach, Mike Singletary, will interview for the position of linebackers coach"


suite, I hope we can get them both. Not that I'd want either as HC.....but as far as being assistants goes, I think that would be a huge coup for Minni

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"The highest court in Massachusetts ruled against U.S. Bancorp and Wells Fargo & Co. Friday in a pivotal mortgage foreclosure case that could spark more turmoil and uncertainty in a housing market already mired in depression.

The Supreme Judicial Court affirmed a lower court judge's ruling invalidating two mortgage foreclosure sales because the banks, in their capacity as trustees for mortgage securities, did not prove that they actually owned the mortgages at the time of foreclosure."


ruh-roh; these crazy economic and political times are about to get even crazier

Mize said...

"Probably because they just eliminated the Making Work Pay Tax Credit as part of the tax cut deal"


No way. That's almost 20% of my check.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, the tax cut deal was mostly a deal to continue redistributing income from the low and middle class earners to the high income earners

-there was the unemployment extension though, which was the one piece I supported (although not worth extending Bush Tax cuts for the top 2%...which accounts for 25% of our deficit since originally enacted, eliminating the Make Work Pay tax credit, and firing the opening salvo in the attempt to kill Social Security by cutting 2% of it's funding to make it even more insolvent under the ruse of it just being a stimulus.


ok, end kodrant

Harry and Lloyd said...

"hopefully keith is enjoying the knicks crushing the suns"


it was fun because I had free booze & food. Didn't pay attention to the game that much. I hate basketball

Harry and Lloyd said...

that's why I hate white people

/mize

Mize said...

I want a steak

Mize said...

Steak sammich. With lots of steak sauce on it. And cheese.

Harry and Lloyd said...

poker party today

tebow who gagged me said...

Everyday is a poker party for me


/Beth

JFreak said...

I have locked up the College Bowl Pick'em championship.

Both kod and I (the only two people still in the running) have picked UK today. If they win I go over kod's max total, if they lose, kod's max total goes under my current total.

Yay me.

JFreak said...

Also: PLAYOFF FOOTBALL!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of keef's congress(wo)men got assassinated

Harry and Lloyd said...

I don't think she got kilt. They just said she was in surgery

H said...

"was just talking to cmk on the phone. She was talking about a friend of hers who always posts woe is me shit on FB so that people will respond with "oh it'll be ok" type stuff because she loves the attention. I axed her if she was friends with aitch and she gave me a ::flank silence::"

Funny, but if this in reference to my status of Friday morning asking for prayers, it's cuz my grandfather is in the hospital and almost died. It is still very touch and go.

You couldn't have known that, Keef, so I ain't mad at ya. If anyone on LOV prays or whatever, please send some positivity my grandfather's way.

Harry and Lloyd said...

Had nothing to do with that, h. Sorry to hear it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I don't think she got kilt. They just said she was in surgery'

CNN 'confirmed' she died at the time

Spaceman Spiff said...

BEAST MODE, what a run

seahawks rolled

Harry and Lloyd said...

"CNN 'confirmed' she died at the time"

That's why I hate the news. Being first is more important than being right

Todd Packer said...

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Harry and Lloyd said...

Block

Todd Packer said...

JETS
JETS
JETS

Todd Packer said...

nice block

Harry and Lloyd said...

I was rooting for indy

Harry and Lloyd said...

Jim carrey hosting snl

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik blamed the vitriolic political rhetoric that has consumed the country, much of it centered in Arizona.

"When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government. The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous," he said. "And unfortunately, Arizona, I think, has become the capital. We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry."



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



Palin, Angle, Beck....all complicit

Harry and Lloyd said...

"4-0 this weekend baby i smell it"


So close

Harry and Lloyd said...

"President Barack Obama sent FBI Director Richard Mueller to help coordinate the joint investigation, which federal authorities stressed did not appear to have any connection to terrorism."


How would that not be considered terrorism

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Yeah, I guess if it doesn't involve Islam, it's not terrorism to the FBI

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

hey jug, you a packer fan today?

Bye, home against Sea


not a bad path to the NFC Championship game

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

last night was ridiculously fun

employee holiday party put on by the radio station; man, those folks know how to have a good time (the open bar was very appreciated too)

Mize said...

Freak announced his annual "Colts Eliminated From The Playoffs" hibernation last night on Twitter, FYI.

Harry and Lloyd said...

Wall

Harry and Lloyd said...

Bold

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