Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Movie Idea

I decided that a great idea for a movie would be terrorists destroying the internet and cell phone service. Imagine the chaos that would create. The total reliance on email and cell phones for communications. It would cripple all developed countries. Now i get that it's an impossible idea because of how the internet works...but that never stopped hollywood from making a movie about it. I would cast some douche like shia labouef and have him killed in the first 5 minutes. The hero would be Mark Wahlberg and he'd have to get help from a former vice president to re-invent the internet. It's an art film, like that black swan

Football rooting interests. I rank them like this JETS, PACKERS, BEARS, Steelers. Jets haven't won a superbowl™ in 42 years...and my researcher says that's the last time they were even in the superbowl™. Packers haven't won a superbowl™ since '96 and haven't been to one since '97. This would be the ultimate FU to Bert. Rumor has it A-Rodg has signed a deal with Wrangler to start promoting their jeans. Bears are next, I almost ranked them ahead of the packers because it's been since 85 that the bears won a superbowl™, but they were just there 5 years ago, and they have a douche for a QB. Steelers come in last because I hate everyone on their team. I really like Mike Tomlin and feel bad for him that he has to coach a bunch of douches. Also they won a superbowl™ 2 years ago and they also are a bunch of bastards.

I saw Brian Dawkins at the grocery store last night...Rev would have lost his shit.

Melo wants traded

Work sucks

If anyone calls today "hump day" they deserve to be smacked right in the face.

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Jugdish said...

I saw Brian Dawkins at the grocery store last night...Rev would have lost his shit.



you probably just saw a black guy and thought it was him

Blue said...

"The NFL will officially announce Wednesday which juniors are declaring for the draft. This will be the first year since 2003 that OSU does not lose a junior to the NFL."

but they will lose 5 seniors for 5 games...cheaters

Blue said...

"you probably just saw a black guy and thought it was him"

brian dawkins is black?

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

"If anyone calls today "hump day" they deserve to be smacked right in the face."


Everyday is hump day for me!

/beth

(figured I'd make the obvious joke before someone else did)

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

i think if someone parks in a parking garage and their car is straddling one of the lines for spaces right down the middle that i should be allowed to key the shit out of their car.

i mean come on. if you park like that you are clearly just trying to take up 2 spaces. that's no accident.

Jugdish said...

not that it matters...but what kind of car was it?

Beth said...

Well it could be Steve was driving.

Jugdish said...

he parks his van in the front spots

tem said...

"not that it matters...but what kind of car was it?"

the taller subaru.

tem said...

like an outback, but more SUV ish

Blue said...

careful, maybe they were forced to park like that because of the car that was next to them, but has since left the scene of the parking crime

El Padrino said...

technically this week has no hump since Monday was a holiday

El Padrino said...

"I decided that a great idea for a movie would be terrorists destroying the internet and cell phone service."

Hi Die Hard 4

tem said...

"careful, maybe they were forced to park like that because of the car that was next to them, but has since left the scene of the parking crime"

possible. but i am willing to risk it. i should be allowed to key the shit out of that car.

Blue said...

"technically this week has no hump since Monday was a holiday"

erroneous

Blue said...

erroneous on all counts

El Padrino said...

monday wasnt a holiday maybe for you but for me it was so there is no hump in the work week

evenly divided

Blue said...

Monday was not a holiday for 90% of americans so today is hump day

El Padrino said...

not my fault 90% of the country don't give thier employees off on FEDERAL holidays

sounds like bullshit to me

Jugdish said...

thanks obama

Jugdish said...

i bet steve was off

Jugdish said...

Hooters for lunch today...suite

El Padrino said...

CHEEKS!

El Padrino said...

al davis looks good

Jugdish said...

he looks young

/tp

tem said...

he looks like a zombie

El Padrino said...

meiz

Keef said...

"i think if someone parks in a parking garage and their car is straddling one of the lines for spaces right down the middle that i should be allowed to key the shit out of their car."


Slap one or a dozen of these on it

El Padrino said...

lo and behold 50 cent (the rapper) being investigated for the stock tweets i linked last week

El Padrino said...

idiot

El Padrino said...

everyone but blue click this link

El Padrino said...

appears to be true

El Padrino said...

chicaco

Blue said...

chicocko

El Padrino said...

hulk hogans houses for sale

damn he married that chick

El Padrino said...

"Worry no longer: the coffee chain has introduced a Starbucks Card Mobile app (for iPhone, iPod Touch, and BlackBerry, but not Android) that allows you to pay for your coffee on your phone.

You just order your coffee, fire up the app, and have the barista scan a barcode on the phone's screen to pay. It works at 7,500 Starbucks in the United States, including those inside Target."


America!

El Padrino said...

Just how drunk are sports fans? A study measured the blood alcohol levels of 362 people as they left professional football and baseball games and found that 8% of them were over the legal limit.

see what im saying

Keef said...

c'mon bro

Blue said...

only 8%?

Blue said...

that's an intense study...a whole 362 people

Keef said...

GOLF PICKS!

Blue said...

hello? is it me you're looking for?

tem said...

"Slap one or a dozen of these on it"

i'm getting some.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"hello? is it me you're looking for?"


who hurt you Blue? WHO HURT YOU???!!!!!




::blank stare::

/keith

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

last day of work before Maui; off from work until early Feb


got that weird giddy vibe going today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If Brandon Jennings' injury keeps him out of Slam Dunk Contest, NYK's Bill Walker told me he wants in. Says he has array of windmill dunks."

just scrap the fourth contestant

although walker had a suite in game dunk this year

Blue said...

"last day of work before Maui; off from work until early Feb"

where in Maui?

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod, get a burger at the Ulupalakua Ranch store

El Padrino said...

Anne Hathaway has been cast in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. She'll be playing Selina Kyle, otherwise known as, dunh dunh, dunh, Catwoman!

Keef said...

"::blank stare::

/keith"



cmon bro. I know Lionel Richie

ChiefPacker said...

tps sucks

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"where in Maui?"


staying at the Marriott in Wailea

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"cmon bro. I know Lionel Richie"



I know that, but the who hurt you quote is from Family Guy

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"kod, get a burger at the Ulupalakua Ranch store"



will do, thanks for the tip (ns)

Keef said...

"I know that, but the who hurt you quote is from Family Guy"


OIC

Keef said...

dude at work sent out an email and had some motivational saying after his signature. Pretty smat*

"Worker bees can leaves
Even drones can fly away
The queen is there slave"

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean

El Padrino said...

i've seen that before
i think that's a famous writer quote or from a movie

El Padrino said...

not sure where and dont care enough to google

El Padrino said...

i will not be having a third child despite wanting 4 kids (until i actually had two)

El Padrino said...

just letting you all know

El Padrino said...

lock it up

Blue said...

keith works with Craig Foster

Blue said...

"i will not be having a third child despite wanting 4 kids (until i actually had two)"

no doubt

ChiefPacker said...

""i will not be having a third child despite wanting 4 kids (until i actually had two)"

no doubt"


two is enough

tem said...

8 is enuff

tem said...

2 isn't even enough different mothers.

/a. cromartie

El Padrino said...

two is enough


this shit right here

El Padrino said...

just hope if one is a loser the other one isnt

Jugdish said...

just hope if one is a loser the other one isnt



well with those nyc parents...


S

El Padrino said...

hump day

El Padrino said...

go ahead blue, complain about that

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod, maui also 'famous' for sherbert, best is at a place called called Tasaka Guri Guri, looks like its 14 miles from your place though

also, sam sato's is a local restaurant people always stop by when in maui, about the same distance also 14 miles, kinda hard to find, might be crowded, order the dry noodles if you go there

the ranch store/deli looks like its 10 miles away, theres a pineapple winery across the road from the store if youre interested

Keef said...

"i've seen that before
i think that's a famous writer quote or from a movie"


I don't even GAF about the quote. The HDH is was made me happy

tem said...

"is was"


that's some HDH right there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

caught up on 'lights out' show, shit is a little intense, bad things happen to the guy every 5 minutes, dont know if ill get tired of that theme

El Padrino said...

some truth to that though for former athletes

Keef said...

"that's some HDH right there."


thanks

El Padrino said...

oh na na

whats my name

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

awesome Spiff; thanks for the info!

Keef said...

Buddy of mine told me I need to watch Blue Mountain State on Netflix. Anyone here see that show?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"some truth to that though for former athletes"

they had to give him 3 daughters though, cmon

Keef said...

"oh na na

whats my name"



Can't stand her muzak

Blue said...

"Buddy of mine told me I need to watch Blue Mountain State on Netflix. Anyone here see that show?"

was about to start watching it...isn't it on Spike or something

El Padrino said...

"Buddy of mine told me I need to watch Blue Mountain State on Netflix. Anyone here see that show?"

was about to start watching it...isn't it on Spike or something"



hated it (gay voice from in living color)

El Padrino said...

it's bad comedy to me, nothing like friday night lights if thats what you were thinking

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Buddy of mine told me I need to watch Blue Mountain State on Netflix. Anyone here see that show?"

seen some, i dont watch it though, its an over the top/parody-ish kind of show if you like that kind of stuff

Keef said...

"was about to start watching it...isn't it on Spike or something"

i think so

Keef said...

"it's bad comedy to me, nothing like friday night lights if thats what you were thinking"


I don't watch fnl

Keef said...

meaning that i've nerve seen it, not that i'm holier then now to see it

El Padrino said...

it sucks in my opinion

Spaceman Spiff said...

agreed

Spaceman Spiff said...

talking bout BMS, never seen FNL, the show, either

tem said...

never seen either.

tem said...

i am wholier then now enough to not be watching them.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I'm still bummed Playmakers was forced into cancellation by the NFL; if you haven't seen the one season, I definitely recommend renting it

El Padrino said...

cover of SI this week is suite

tem said...

i think there was a show called First and Ten before

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, old HBO show; I remember watching that as a kid

Keef said...

"i think there was a show called First and Ten before"

That show was suite. Had the guy from the capital one commercials

Keef said...

used to watch that show and Dream On

Keef said...

this might be colov

tem said...

it might not be

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Dream On was pretty good; Wendy Malik has a sneaky sexiness to her IMO

El Padrino said...

vikings massage girl joining jet gilrs in suit

tem said...

the fall of bert favre is going to be fun to watch.

i shouldn't enjoy other people's suffering, but he seems to deserve it.

dirtbag.

Keef said...

Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said he did not want to sign Rafael Soriano because he didn't feel paying closer money to the team's setup man made sense. And, in the end, Cashman said he did not participate in negotiations with Soriano's agent, Scott Boras.


Gotta make Soriano feel good

tem said...

soriano doesn't care. he knows who is cutting the check and the person who cuts the check wanted him.

Keef said...

kind of f'd up that Soriano's contract is almost the same as Votto's

El Padrino said...

steinbrenners hal and hank

yanks are starting the downfall
its awesome

ns

Keef said...

"dirtbag."



bert is a class act. i am a bert fan.

/tem

Keef said...

"yanks are starting the downfall
its awesome"


you wish

tem said...

"bert is a class act. i am a bert fan.

/tem
"


eteo

tem said...

"yanks are starting the downfall
its awesome

ns"

another 5 years of downfall and they'll suck as bad as the mess

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

excited to share my Favre story at LOV Summit II; lets just say none of this sexting stuff caught me by surprise at all. In fact, I was quite shocked that not only had the story I heard not been leaked (it's fucking juicy), but that nothing about his marital infidelity had come out at all.

Blue said...

or the pirates

Keef said...

The Mess make a lot of money, but they spend a lot of money

Keef said...

"excited to share my Favre story at LOV Summit II; lets just say none of this sexting stuff caught me by surprise at all. In fact, I was quite shocked that not only had the story I heard not been leaked (it's fucking juicy), but that nothing about his marital infidelity had come out at all."

So kod fuckt bert, got it.

s

Blue said...

why doesn't kod share that story here?

El Padrino said...

ha

Jugdish said...

cmkod was a masseuse for the vikings?


s

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

why doesn't kod share that story here?

heard it second hand and did not get permission from original source to publish story; cannot verify accuracy, and can only state the reasons why I believe it is accurate

Keef said...

it would be odd if a story got leaked that a pro ath-a-lete fucked his wife

Jugdish said...

posting it on lov is not considered publishing

Jugdish said...

it would be odd if a story got leaked that a pro ath-a-lete fucked his wife



gross


/mize

Jugdish said...

it would be odd if a story got leaked that a pro ath-a-lete fucked his wife



love being right about that shit

/mize

Keef said...

"heard it second hand and did not get permission from original source to publish story; cannot verify accuracy, and can only state the reasons why I believe it is accurate"


1) your source doesn't read LOV
2) we won't know who it is if you say "sources:"

El Padrino said...

eat shit and feeel better

Keef said...

"posting it on lov is not considered publishing"


What button do you click in order to post your comments?

Jugdish said...

2) we won't know who it is if you say "sources:"


that's what we do


/wwl

Jugdish said...

What button do you click in order to post your comments?



shut up

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

2) we won't know who it is if you say "sources:"


source becomes apparent from the story; story for source was partially job related...not looking to get anyone in trouble

Keef said...

"that's what we do


/wwl"



yeah that's what I was referring to

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

plus, I gotta have at least one good story for yall at the Summit

Blue said...

so kod is being a holder outer

El Padrino said...

i'm sure you will come armed with more than one story

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Furious audience members killed two members of a band in Mexico after being told the music had to stop. The band—faced with demands for more from a group of drunk, aggressive audience members—had already played one encore at the Guadalajara bar before the owner pulled the plug long after closing time.
One of the instigators threw a grenade at the stage after the music stopped. The band fled for the exit but musicians were met with a hail of bullets that killed two of them"

jeebus

Keef said...

"source becomes apparent from the story; story for source was partially job related...not looking to get anyone in trouble"


So email it to all of us except spiff

s

El Padrino said...

Meheeco!

Keef said...

"i'm sure you will come armed with more than one story"


THAT

Keef said...

chick who won half that mega millions jackpot a few weeks ago has to share it with her ex husband. hahahaha. lucky bastard

Jugdish said...

peter discovers red bull

Blue said...

"chick who won half that mega millions jackpot a few weeks ago has to share it with her ex husband. hahahaha. lucky bastard"

yeah, that's why it took her so long to come forward, cuz he's a douche and she didn't want him to get any of it.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

""i'm sure you will come armed with more than one story"


THAT"

that's true....I don't think I told you all yet about the 4 story fall or freshman fraternity hazing sodimization stories yet....which are two of the more popular stories amongst my friends

Blue said...

gross

Blue said...

i don't care about those stories...i care about bert

Keef said...

so you jumped out a 4 story winder* and landed on a broomstick?

Keef said...

"yeah, that's why it took her so long to come forward, cuz he's a douche and she didn't want him to get any of it."

seems like she's fuckt up, too. the next time that a non WT person wins the lottery will be the 1st

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"i don't care about those stories"


your loss

Jugdish said...

suddenly my bridge story is old news

Jugdish said...

icy roads

Keef said...

"suddenly my bridge story is old news"


old but not forgotton. you still have our attention, jugdaitch

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yes, the Bridge story will always be a LOV classic

Blue said...

"seems like she's fuckt up, too. the next time that a non WT person wins the lottery will be the 1st"

the collitch chick that won from Boise like 15 years ago wasn't really WT...her parents had money, she was hot, but she did have a kid when she was like 20

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

there is no fucking way that #8 on the front page of wwl is a highschool senior

tem said...

"but she did have a kid when she was like 20"

so she was WT, got it. /as.

tem said...

"there is no fucking way that #8 on the front page of wwl is a highschool senior"

he is a 22yr old senior.

tem said...

"Keeping Hasselbeck Seahawks' 'top priority' "


their priorities are fuct upt

tem said...

"Another Blazer out: Camby needs knee surgery "

SAS he was still playing and not already injured

Blue said...

their top priority before hasselbeck was hiring tom cable

tem said...

"Texas, ESPN unveil 24-hour Longhorns network "


EPs new favorite network. He loves long horns.

Blue said...

today was casual hump day at the office i guess.

some chick wearing yoga pants today


chick is semi-fat and had some wicked cameltoe going...it was awful

i'm blind

tem said...

i bet your not color blind

tem said...

*you're.


fucking lov makes me dummer*

tem said...

i'm going home

Keef said...

"so she was WT, got it. /as."



I intentionally did not say that because I figured it was too easy

ns

Blue said...

obama ♥ him some jay cutler

Blue said...

that rich palin kid had a kid when she was 19

Keef said...

palin is as WT as it gets

Keef said...

WT doesn't necessarily mean po'

Keef said...

kim carnes on the radio

dit*

Mize said...

"palin is as WT as it gets"

Pretty much

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Prokhorov tells Nets to walk away from Carmelo deal..says decision is final."

congrats EP, melo a knick one way or the other

Keef said...

nice golf picks, TP & mize

Mize said...

Stupid fucking Bob Hope birdie fest.

Keef said...

i'm not a fan of the fucking mormom ad that sportcents* is shoving in my face

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anne Hathaway has been officially cast as Catwoman in The Dark Night Rises.
In addition, Tom Hardy has been set to play Bane."

Keef said...

they should of* cast her as zorse woman

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"Anne Hathaway has been cast in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. She'll be playing Selina Kyle, otherwise known as, dunh dunh, dunh, Catwoman!"

YES!!!

Keef said...

H ♥s American Idol

Mize said...

Jug rocking flip-flops cracks me up every time.

Mize said...

Also, H's black socks.

Mize said...

Are we really gonna plan on NOLA?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"hump day"

#s 14 & 27

Mize said...

"kod, maui also 'famous' for sherbert,"


Sherbet

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"kim carnes on the radio

dit*"

Keef loves him some Betty Davis Eyes

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"Also, H's black socks."

What's wrong with black socks?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

What's wrong with Black Sox?

/Shoeless Joe

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"In addition, Tom Hardy has been set to play Bane."

I hope they don't make him a mindless idiot like the last time he was featured in a movie. (Yes that Batman film was AWFUL)

Mize said...

"What's wrong with black socks?"

Nothing, if you're playing basketball or wearing dress shoes.

Mize said...

What about baseball or football?

/Keith

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"Nothing, if you're playing basketball or wearing dress shoes."

I wear mostly dark clothes. White socks don't match.

Jugdish said...

Jug rocking flip-flops cracks me up every time.


really? as soon as the warm weather hits down here I wear flip flops almost all the time outside of work

Jugdish said...

i also typically wear black socks. wear them with the uniform, and then to workout afterwards. wear them when i go out too...but they are normally not seen

Jugdish said...

i also do something weird...i tie my shoe laces

Jugdish said...

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Jugdish said...

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