Wednesday, January 05, 2011

In the year 2011 (conan voice)

The broncos are interviewing Mike Mularky, I like the idea of saying "that's a bunch of mularkey".

Carlos Gonzalez is going to be a Rockie for life...if he only lives to be 32

The knicks don't need Carmelo Anthony and should quit trying to woo him

still think its a bunch of mularkey that tOSU's "infractors" got to play in the game last night...beyond that, good win for them

seeing tressell do the jump bump was unnerving

John Elway era in Denver starts again today...if they go to 5 superbowls in 12 years, then i'll be impressed...all else is fail.

in typical stupid raiders fashion, they fired Tom Cable. He took over a shitty team and got them to 8-8 with a lot of promise for next year...great move Alfred Davis

Mark Cuban is great for all sports.

new overtime rules for the playoffs, i'm pumped...is anyone else hoping all 4 games go to OT just to showcase the new rules?

Good morning you're welcome (NSFW probably)

129 comments:

Todd Packer said...

can't believe that guy didn't scoop up the bloct* punt and score

tebow who gagged me said...

wow, off to a resounding start today

tebow who gagged me said...

sorry my post suckt

Beth said...

Well when the 1st 3 comments have pics of the Florida Gator and Tebow, it kind of scares people away.

tebow who gagged me said...

TEEEEEEEBOW

Spaceman Spiff said...

"can't believe that guy didn't scoop up the bloct* punt and score"

horrible hands on that team, dude panicked after that first quarter fumble debacle, which was stupid, OSU wasnt gonna pick up the blocked punt and get a 1st down

Keef said...

"can't believe that guy didn't scoop up the bloct* punt and score"


Yep, what a maroon*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Cleveland Cavaliers offer homeless man with radio-ready voice a job"

guy from that vid link last night

Keef said...

what guy?


/lp

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

"tem you know this guy?"

no. couldn't even tell what part of town that was.

tem said...

probably east siiiide since i know nothing about it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ready for your 2011 All-Star weekend dunk contest participants? According to the Los Angeles Times, it'll be a bit of a big man showcase. Blake Griffin heads the field that includes JaVale McGee of the Washington Wizards, Serge Ibaka of the Oklahoma City Thunder and Brandon Jennings of the Milwaukee Bucks. "

meiz, pls advice* on jennings dunk skillz, the fuck is this shit

Ben said...

jennings dunks like mad in NBA Jams

tebow who gagged me said...

oops

Keef said...

"no. couldn't even tell what part of town that was."

Hudson & I-71

tem said...

i don't get to that part of town much.

Keef said...

that's good, because it's ghetto around there

Spaceman Spiff said...

breasasis

first pic looks like she got a cleveland steamer

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

In an eerie echo of the numbers that haunted Lost character Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, four of the six numbers drawn in the $355 million Mega Millions lottery Tuesday night matched those of the likable islander, who believed his luck was cursed.

Keef said...

OJ Maytcho

Keef said...

Rome interviewing Mike Wallace

Rome: Mike, tell me about how you felt the first time you made the playoffs and how it compares to this season

MW: We missed the playoffs last year, so this is my first time in the playoffs

Rome: Your* right, my bad



hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

sweatervest bump GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

monta ellis handshake

Todd Packer said...

huge day

Todd Packer said...

"Rome: Your* right, my bad



hilarity"


heard that... very funny

Todd Packer said...

"Well when the 1st 3 comments have pics of the Florida Gator and Tebow, it kind of scares people away."

stop it, beth.... you know you're a fan

Todd Packer said...

rome was all over tosu today

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

suite, Bert made the hall



'bout freaking time; better late than never though

tem said...

i hope stanford comes out again and tells the media that rich rod isn't fired.

then fires him again tomorrow.

tem said...

* michigan

tem said...

wtf was i thinking with stanford?

Spaceman Spiff said...

harbaugh on your mind

tem said...

i guess

Keef said...

"rome was all over tosu today"


Yeah, lots of ahik* with his non-stop "Those 5 players shouldn't of* played and they would of* lost if they didn't play"

Keef said...

That WR for Arkansas, #3 I think, has awful hands

JFreak said...

"Yeah, lots of ahik* with his non-stop "Those 5 players shouldn't of* played and they would of* lost if they didn't play""

That's not really a huge if at all. OSU definitely wouldn't have won without those 5 guys.

Keef said...

actually all of Arkansas' players had awful hands

Keef said...

"That's not really a huge if at all. OSU definitely wouldn't have won without those 5 guys."


You think so, doc?
You should read lov more, because ahik* is used every time there's an if statement.

tem said...

everytime there is an ahiik statement

tem said...

ahiik someone who uses it actually uses it

tebow who gagged me said...

i only use it if (ahiik) it's a huge if

tebow who gagged me said...

i know

tebow who gagged me said...

"That WR for Arkansas, #3 I think, has awful hands"

the td he dropped at the end of the first half was awful

Todd Packer said...

"You think so, doc?"

when did freak start medical school?

/ep

Todd Packer said...

i think 'bama would of* beat tosu

Todd Packer said...

heyward had a monster game

Todd Packer said...

didn't know he was iron-head's son

tem said...

"Hostages held after shots fired at Arizona mall"


i hope keith and zeke and family weren't shopping

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Coach Sean Payton announced that RB Pierre Thomas has been placed on IR."

seahawks got it made

tem said...

bet the house on the hawks then.

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Khloe & Lamar" (working title) reality show set for 8 episodes on E! network. As LO suggested to me it must, it will film during season."

trade him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A mother and daughter in Arizona are accused of sexually abusing a teenage boy for three years and police say the pair did it without knowing about each other’s relationship with him.

The mother, 48-year-old Susan Brock, allegedly met the boy for trysts when he was 13 and continued for three years until this past October, police said. Her daughter, Rachel, now 21, allegedly sent him nude photos and videos of herself between 2007 and 2008, police said. "

hilarity from father/husband: "I have filed to divorce my wife. I cannot divorce my daughter," Fulton Brock said. "She is my blood. I will always be her dad. And she needs me now more than ever."

Spaceman Spiff said...

mom/daughter pic

no wonder the boy snitched

Todd Packer said...

"mom/daughter pic"

yikes

Spaceman Spiff said...

brandon vera nose after saturday fight

looked even worse on TV

tebow who gagged me said...

when you're 13, you get any ass you can get

tem said...

not me, i got top shelf ass when i was 13 /tjw

Beth said...

"when you're 13, you get any ass you can get"

Funny, that's what my 8th grade teacher told me.

s

tem said...

when i was 13 i asked permission from the dad to court the daughter /tp

tem said...

when i was 13 i was too short to get ass, but i got lots of back of the knee action /lp

tem said...

when i was 13 i didn't get ass, i was an as. /as.

tem said...

when i was 13 tube socks were my thing /freak

tem said...

when i was 13 i charged less for BJs because i was still in training /beth

Beth said...

"when i was 13 i didn't get ass, i was an as. /as."

Funny.

tebow who gagged me said...

when i was 13 i liked to eat ass

/blue

what?

Keef said...

"Hostages held after shots fired at Arizona mall"




cmk just called me about this because it's a block from her work

tem said...

good to hear that she isn't involved.

Keef said...

"i think 'bama would of* beat tosu"


Yeah. I think Bama would beat Oregon or Auburn right now

tem said...

i do not think Bama would beat Auburn or Oregon right now

tem said...

but we will have to atd because i am not gonna argue about it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A new US edition of Mark Twain's classic novel The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is to be published with a notable language alteration: all instances of the offensive racial term "n*****" are to be expunged.

The word occurs more than 200 times in Huckleberry Finn. In the new edition, the word will be replaced in each instance by "slave". "

the fuck is this shit?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The word "injun" will also be replaced in the text."

fookin suite!

/kod

Keef said...

"good to hear that she isn't involved."


maybe she's using me as an alibi

tem said...

maybe. sometimes i use you as an alibi.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP fisticuffs

Spaceman Spiff said...

world series of beer pong champs split 50000$

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Texans have hired Wade Phillips as their defensive coordinator."

tebow who gagged me said...

good for wade

tebow who gagged me said...

wade's a good d-coordinator

awful head coach

like dick lebeau

Mize said...

"meiz, pls advice* on jennings dunk skillz, the fuck is this shit"


Brandon Jennings dunks = Juan Pierre home runs.

Wall scrapers.

I'm dumbfounded yet again.

Keef said...

and marvin lewis

tebow who gagged me said...

nba jams for the wii doesn't suck

tebow who gagged me said...

first non tiger woo sports game i've played on the wii, it's alright

Mize said...

"monta ellis handshake"


Looks like GD or Folks.

Keef said...

mize, are you going to try in golf picks this year?

Mize said...

"mize, are you going to try in golf picks this year?"


Yes, until I miss 3 weeks in a row or Beth builds an insurmountable lead. The two may or may not be related.

Keef said...

Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz they rapin e'ryone out here, you is so dumb

Mize said...

"EP fisticuffs"

Were those guys giving face massages? Thems were some pillowy soft "punches".

Keef said...

I need to go buy some poker chips

Keef said...

I'm a little SAS that Bagwell only got 40% of the votes

Keef said...

Larkin got a lot more votes than last year, so he'll get in in the next 2-3 years

Mize said...

I think they might be doing this dunk contest as a lark. Jennings can barely dunk, McGee is a horrendous dunker...and Serge Ibaka?

Todd Packer said...

"Larkin got a lot more votes than last year, so he'll get in in the next 2-3 years"

larkin deserves to be in

Keef said...

40 days until P&C report

Mize said...

"larkin deserves to be in"

colov

Todd Packer said...

just joined the golf league... can you move guys from your bench to start in the middle of a tourney?

Todd Packer said...

"colov"

i have a bad memory... might have been during my hiatis

Todd Packer said...

100

Mize said...

"just joined the golf league... can you move guys from your bench to start in the middle of a tourney?"


Yes, but it counts against your allotted 10 starts per player, per season.

Todd Packer said...

"Yes, but it counts against your allotted 10 starts per player, per season."



got it... thanks

Keef said...

I wouldn't worry too much about the 10 starts, though. I think I only used all 10 starts for like 3 or 4 guys last year

Keef said...

Opening day is on Thursday 3/31. That's dumb

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"fookin suite!

/kod"



-nice attention to detail, using "fookin" and all (ns)

Keef said...

spiff misses nothing. That's why noone ranks on him

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

troof

Keef said...

congrats on Brett* Blyleven, kod

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, I was happy about that; he definitely deserves it IMO, and seems like a pretty good guy to boot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I think they might be doing this dunk contest as a lark. Jennings can barely dunk, McGee is a horrendous dunker...and Serge Ibaka?"

most peeps scurred of blake?

mcgee seems brash enough to think he is the best dunker in the world

ibaka is an unknown

looked up jennings vids, his ceiling is a self lob 1 handed windmill, not looking good

Spaceman Spiff said...

read that ibaka won a spanish dunk contest and can do the tired free throw line dunk, -500 he busts that out as dunk #1

Spaceman Spiff said...

wonder if blake is bringing mozgov with him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bud Adams: Vince Young will not be on our roster next season."

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

he's coming to Minni


just a gut feeling

tem said...

Mcnabb to minni

tem said...

VY to arizona

tem said...

Still think its hilarious that the mich ad went to all that trouble to shoot down rrod is fired reports just to fire him 1 day later

tem said...

Enuff dunk talk, who is in the rock n jock bball jam? I bet black scrubs and malcolm in the middle

Mize said...

Hey! It's fake drnuk tem.

Mize said...

I'm terrible at Black Ops.

Decent at Sticks & Stones, though.

H said...

I'm terrible*

*Fixed

Keef said...

Shrek musical was a lot better than I was expecting. It was pretty funny.




commence ranking

H said...

Glad you enjoyed it. NS

H said...

I'm sure the musical was graceful and beautiful.

/H

tem said...

Its no grease 2

Beth said...

Tem, didn't you say before that Jug has a post up? Does someone just need to publish it?

tebow who gagged me said...

jug faked us out, there is nothing on that post

tebow who gagged me said...

i think tem is writing something though

tem said...

ok, put something up.

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