Monday, January 24, 2011

I'm sick

cmk gave me bronchitis. I was going to go to the doc, but LP told me it probably is bronchitis. Saved me a $15 copay.

Jay Cutler is a giant pu-say. Like, humongous.

Steeelers are going to win one for the, um, whichever one the 7th finger is called.

I call the 7th finger a warmup. /beth

RIP Power Juicer guy

That's really all I have. I feel like as. It's ironic or something. Anyway, I hope this inspires us to have 78 comments or more today.

135 comments:

The Agony of Defeet* said...

-3 degrees right now. Wtf.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

I am sick, too. Sucks.

Beth said...

"-3 degrees right now. Wtf."

"I am sick, too. Sucks."

O:FB X2

Beth said...

Where's jug with his walls?

El Padrino said...

sick too

fuck al gore

El Padrino said...

blue j cutty

you have the floor

El Padrino said...

sorry tp

at least they aint your daddys jets

tem said...

i feel healthy today.

for now.

El Padrino said...

mendenhall is a tough bastard

El Padrino said...

it's 2 degrees out

timeforeastcoasterstocomplainboutthecoldthewaythewestcoasterscomplainabouttheheat

El Padrino said...

damn

El Padrino said...

moscow airport explosion

tem said...

was it the arabs el pad?

or the haitians?

El Padrino said...

arabs im certain

tem said...

i knew you would be

El Padrino said...

congrats meiz on the packers

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El Padrino said...

saw expendables

absurd but in a good way

tem said...

that's what cmelpad said on facebook

El Padrino said...

the james farrior hit on greene last night was awesome

talk about helmet to helmet, good thing the rule doesnt apply to RB's

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Shonn Greene - 9 carries for 52 yards, LaDainian Tomlinson - 9 carries for 16 yards."

classic

El Padrino said...

misc sports notes maybe missed from football woody's

manny and damon tampa bay

vernon wells to angels (they have like 4 CF's or are paying them at least CF money)

palmer wants traded

El Padrino said...

tomlinson bitched up trying to get in that end zone

gotta leap over that pile bro

Spaceman Spiff said...

any news on pouncey, hope he is dunzo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"misc sports notes maybe missed from football woody's"

only had a hundred and a half comments fri-sun but those were all covered

El Padrino said...

high ankle sprain, says he's starting in super bowl

El Padrino said...

"only had a hundred and a half comments fri-sun but those were all covered"

yea i saw that

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Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone see mendenhall raping ben after he went to the ground on one of the final knees

GIF

El Padrino said...

that's hilarity

looks like a pitbull killing a white man

El Padrino said...

got the booger gif?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea

booger GIF

El Padrino said...

perfect

El Padrino said...

confirmed

arabs

31+ dead, suicide bombing

El Padrino said...

Islamist militants

motherfuckers

El Padrino said...

brilliant idea

El Padrino said...

torn mcl for cutty

Keef said...

TP?

El Padrino said...

god damn every site where i can print a box pool template is blocked

El Padrino said...

FLAVA FLAV!

El Padrino said...

whitlock on cutty

El Padrino said...

lov is dead

sad ending

ChiefPacker said...

"sorry tp

at least they aint your daddys jets"


yeah, maybe next year

ChiefPacker said...

"booger GIF"


hilarity

ChiefPacker said...

"TP?"

nope

ChiefPacker said...

"Shonn Greene - 9 carries for 52 yards, LaDainian Tomlinson - 9 carries for 16 yards."

not the best plan

tem said...

"lov is dead

sad ending"

islamic terrorists blew us up

El Padrino said...

damn arabs

El Padrino said...

at least the jets beat the shit out of new england before pissing their own pants

El Padrino said...

silver lining there

El Padrino said...

why is todd collins backup anyway

El Padrino said...

caught up on lights out, i'll hang around for a bit

wish he'd tell the wife they broke already, would be smoother

El Padrino said...

cant wait for Justified season 2

El Padrino said...

this guy always sends an email with the greeting HEY THERE

always makes me lol cuz kod

tem said...

i did grate* again with my ufc picks.

4-7.

i am the el pad of UFC picking

tem said...

"why is todd collins backup anyway"

b/c he is not good enough to be the starter

tem said...

"Justified season 2"


::blank stare::

El Padrino said...

good read on cutty

El Padrino said...

"b/c he is not good enough to be the starter"


he shouldnt even be in the league dude

tem said...

i doubt he will be next year

El Padrino said...

that video of russian bombing crazy

El Padrino said...

wall

/jug

Blue said...

jay cutler


ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

Blue said...

ahahahahahahahahahahah


hahahahahahahahahahaha



ahahahahahahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Blue said...

(deep breath)

El Padrino said...

been waiting for this

Blue said...

ahahahahahahahahahahah
haaahahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Blue said...

what a little bitch



cmblue axed, why isn't cutler playing anymore and i told her something about some knee problems.

she called him a pussy

Blue said...

for the record she really hated cutler when he was here.

Blue said...

ronnie lott would have had his leg cut off so he could finish the game

Blue said...

Ditka was classic

"i'd have had to been paralyzed to get pulled out of the game"

Blue said...

and even if you can't go

at least go talk to the young kid after every series, show him what you saw, where his reads should be.

don't sit on the sideline and pout

Blue said...

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaahahaha

Blue said...

i do miss him sometimes

Blue said...

(borat voice) NOT

El Padrino said...

pouting hurts

tem said...

having cutler telling the young kid what he saw would have only hindered the young kid.

Blue said...

he might have told him not to thrown the ball to BJ Raji


hey see that fat guy...he's not on our team

Blue said...

but tem is probably right.

Mike Martz probably told Cutler to leave Caleb Hanie alone, didn't want him giving him any bad ideas

El Padrino said...

almost leon lett that thing
and mccarthy screaming get down to shields at the end was hilarity

he did almost fumble too
these kids today
damn showboats

tem said...

they need you to teach em.

tem said...

show em how its done in the rough touch league

El Padrino said...

too hardheaded

El Padrino said...

they just want to be on sportscenter and be loved and rich

tem said...

USA USA USA USA

tem said...

love it or leave it

Keef said...

"she called him a pussy"


cmk called him a pussy at least 10 times during the game. Every time they showed him on the sideline she would say either why do they keep showing that pussy or she would say if your knee is hurt you shouldn't be standing on it, pussy

tem said...

cmk and cmb are stone cone

tem said...

fmtem was happy because she bet on the packers

tem said...

she wanted cutler to rest up his knee so he didn't do any more damage. there's always next season.

Keef said...

better watch out for femtem's barber

tem said...

tem called cutler a pussy because he took the bears.

tem said...

fmtem bet tem. no barbers.

tem now has to watch a dumb movie in its entireity. (sp?)

El Padrino said...

love when woman watch along

tem said...

i like it when they participate

El Padrino said...

skumkpatch was a studderer

Keef said...

"tem called cutler a pussy because he took the bears."


I think Cutler took the packers

Keef said...

lp's women/woman hdh is consistently a big hit in AZ

El Padrino said...

im a true gem

El Padrino said...

Well, this is depressing: the best option for unemployed Flagler County, Florida residents is the nation's first combination Red Lobster/Olive Garden, which opens soon. The county has Florida's highest unemployment rate, at 15.7 percent, and "the hospitality segment has been about the only thing going."

weaksuace

Blue said...

red lobster/olive garden


wow

Blue said...

that's like KFC/Taco Bell on a grande scale

Spaceman Spiff said...

3 all-pro in the super bowl

matthews, harrison, polamalu

El Padrino said...

harrison is an intense guy
his interviews are scary

El Padrino said...

St. Louis Rams
Jeff Smoker
Quarterback
Michigan State


wish he panned out, great qb name

El Padrino said...

Grade II MCL tear


cutty

El Padrino said...

didnt everyone laud cutler when he was profiled on real sports for playing with diabetes?

grade II is no joke
his demeanor is what sinks this guy, always

El Padrino said...

“I have a real problem with that,” Esiason said. “Deion was a guy that did not like to mix it up, did not like to make tackles. And has basically told other defensive backs, ‘Listen, you don’t get paid to make tackles, you get paid to break up passes.’”


face

qb sticking up for a qb

El Padrino said...

owned by hunter smith

Keef said...

not bronchitis. upper respiratory infection. got some antibiotics & coaf* medicine

Keef said...

cutler had a knee sprain. not even a tear. fucking pussy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A man was killed early Monday morning when he fell into a mixing machine in a Mexican tortilla factory in Brooklyn."

you know him EP?

Mize said...

comment

Keef said...

78/78

Keef said...

did you catch any fish, mize?

Mize said...

"lp's women/woman hdh is consistently a big hit in AZ"


YES.

Wisconsin, too.

Mize said...

"did you catch any fish, mize?"

No, 6 total hours of fishing and no fish.

We didn't have enough people along to justify getting the shelters out, and heading deeper. It was cold as fuck.

Mize said...

Indian Joe caught the biggest largemouth I've ever seen in person though.

And he caught it on accident on a broken tip up.

Keef said...

"It was cold as fuck."


You were sitting on ice

Keef said...

how big was the delicious bass?

Mize said...

"how big was the delicious bass?"

over 20 inches. He threw it back.

Mize said...

We'll have better luck next month.

Keef said...

Have you ever coat* something ice fishing?

Mize said...

Yeah, all the time usually.

Mize said...

This was the 1st skunking

Mize said...

We caught like 6 fish last time.

Keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

Congrats to Spiff on landing Carson Palmer this offseason.

Keef said...

I hope your* right

Mize said...

Bengals need to tear it down and start over

Beth said...

"Yeah, all the time usually."

I am SAS that as. let this comment go by without a smart-as. comment about it.

ns

Jugdish said...

Where's jug with his walls?



wall

Blue said...

wall

Beth said...

Wall

(due to peer pressure)

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

so much for raw garlic remedy, gollum out sick

asswipe

El Padrino said...

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