Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I'm not sick

I got into the office and planned on writing my post. 45 minutes later I am starting to write my post. I don't think the people here appreciate the blog enough.

In my new unpaid position as CFO I get to hear everyone's request for money and then laugh at them because there isn't that much money. Blue, send us some money.

Anyway really quick in the sports world:


Who is the #1 chick tennis player? Never heard of her.

USC kid who dropped a bar on his neck is suing. Probably a good idea. I am kind of SAS that USC wasn't taking care of him on the side anyway.

Sprained MCL doesn't sound that bad.

Super Bowl Winner = Steelers or Packers


Damn it, I have to go to a meeting.

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Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Blue said...

funny, that's the same tie that Jay Cutler was wearing after the game

El Padrino said...

lil emotional there

Blue said...

how long before pitchers and catchers report?

El Padrino said...

i think a sprained MCL is a tear, grade II

El Padrino said...

took some sports medicine classes in CC

El Padrino said...

20 days or sao

feb 15th

Jugdish said...

i think a sprained MCL is a tear, grade II



that's what i read too...they say the player would be out 3-5 weeks depending on the tear

Jugdish said...

and i agree with whoever said collins shouldn't even be in the league. he should have been cut after the Bears panthers game this year. too bad they wasted almost the whole 3rd quarter on him.

Jugdish said...

...but it was funny

El Padrino said...

i thought it was funny

Jugdish said...

still?

Jugdish said...

not sure why that article was under the nba section

El Padrino said...

at what point is it called brain damage?

El Padrino said...

oscar noms are in

portman will win everything

El Padrino said...

bale will win too

El Padrino said...

as usual i havent seen any of them but will, that's my thing

El Padrino said...

jesse ventura says get off my balls

El Padrino said...

Woman Survives 23-Story Leap From Hotel After Landing On Cab...

fuck

El Padrino said...

taco bell fake beef

Jugdish said...

cavs have lost 17 straight...ouch!

El Padrino said...

i will not see social network

dont have time for that shit

El Padrino said...

Bud Soda

suite

Jugdish said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

EA bobbing on invisible knob

Keef said...

I wish that knob wasn't invisible

/lp

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Snow today. More snow tomorrow night into Thursday. Woe.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nolan got robbed for a nom

El Padrino said...

"EA bobbing on invisible knob"

but her nose

/tem

El Padrino said...

Jersey Shore season 4 to be shot in Italy

El Padrino said...

"Musician Sheryl Crow is coming out with a cookbook on March 29 called If It Makes You Healthy (preorder on Amazon)."


If it makes you HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jugdish said...

i think herm edwards drinks about 4-5 of those 5 hour energy shots to start his day

El Padrino said...

After he received threats against his business, family members, and customers, an Arizona restaurant owner has canceled plans to serve lion tacos. He told reporters he'd "continue to bring unique menu items to the Tucson community and his customers, but not at the expense of safety."


no go on lion tacos

El Padrino said...

forgot to tell you guys the near d situation i was in friday night

El Padrino said...

i'll tell you guys at the next LOV II summit

/kod

Spaceman Spiff said...

ate a bad oyster at the steak place?

Jugdish said...

we're assuming d = death, right?



s

Keef said...

d stands for dong

tem said...

yeah did we get a recap of the $2800 evening?

El Padrino said...

i drank alot at the dinner but ate a lot, i mean alot most ive ever eaten to my recollection so i figured i was fine to drive

got pulled over

worse fear was coming to life

cop was a cock, made me get out and put hands on hood while the other two had to show hands out the window

the kid i was driving has a cousin detective in queens so he gave me the PBA card and i told him he was a cousin

he was like WHOSE cousin yours or the kid in the car, I was like the kid in the car but we are 2nd cousins so hes my cousin too (hilarity i know)

he asked if i was drinking i said no he said well you fucking cut me off and i didnt clock you but i was going 50 and you were ahead, get back in your car and show me the hands out the window while i run your license

SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW I WOULD HAVE EASILY BLOWN OVER THE LIMIT

El Padrino said...

cont.

He comes back and says and your license is expired (expired two weeks ago) but I said I mailed it back the day before

he was like look I live in your neighborhood and im giving you a break get the fuck home and park the car i should be booking you right now for DUI and I'm taking your PBA card

huge sigh of releif, drove like a mary the rest of the way home

stupid, i shoulda left the car in the city knowing that in sheer volume of alcohol was too high and not relying on feel

Keef said...

"i mean alot most ive ever eaten to my recollection so i figured i was fine to drive"


hilarity

El Padrino said...

the bill was $2100 with tip

Keef said...

cop: how much did you drink?

LP: 11 beers and 4 jack & cokes. But I ate the most I've ever eaten

cop: RA, R?

El Padrino said...

always say no

rules out suspicion

i wasnt slurring, i didnt reek, eyes were ok i think, just cut him off so he was mad

didnt even see him

Keef said...

"i didnt reek"


if you drank that much, he probably smelt* it

Keef said...

cop: Son, are you old enough to drive?

El Padrino said...

the food was outstanding of course

Jugdish said...

i wasnt slurring, i didnt reek, eyes were ok i think, just cut him off so he was mad


i bet he thought differently

El Padrino said...

"if you drank that much, he probably smelt* it"


maybe, it was cold all the inda's were shut so we probably gave off a stench

Keef said...

cop: Hey, are you LP? You call the plays for your rough touch footyball team, right? I watcht* yous guys win the champyunship last season.

Keef said...

cop: What are yous guys doing out this late?

LP: We're cruising around looking for woman

Jugdish said...

how do these pba cards work? not familiar with those

Keef said...

cop: License and registration please.

LP: If you were at a party at your friend's house and they someone there was smoking marijuana, what would you do?

El Padrino said...

"how do these pba cards work? not familiar with those"

all cops have them, they are like ID cards cops give them to relatives just in case you know wink wink on the arm cmon i got a cop whose an uncle oh!

El Padrino said...

"cop: What are yous guys doing out this late?

LP: We're cruising around looking for woman"


funny he asked where ya headed, and i responded "I just want to get on the Brooklyn Bridge, I hate paying tolls"

his partner laughed

El Padrino said...

barkley on cutty

El Padrino said...

MJD said he was joking

yeah ok, my balls

El Padrino said...

If Jeter ever leaves SS, Cashman thinks CF fits

and then he woke up

Jugdish said...

MJD said he was joking

yeah ok, my balls



yup

El Padrino said...

married men not the only species not getting laid

tem said...

so almost getting a dui is a near death experience?

also why the fuck didn't you renew your license when you were supposed to?

El Padrino said...

"Oscar Nominations 2011: Where Are All the Actors of Color?"

jesus rooney rule for the oscars in our future?

El Padrino said...

"so almost getting a dui is a near death experience?"

near dui experience i never said death

El Padrino said...

"also why the fuck didn't you renew your license when you were supposed to?"


cuz i dont want to go to dmv, so i have to go to eye dr first so they can fill out that form then mail it in, i'll get around to it

tem said...

"forgot to tell you guys the near d situation i was in friday night"


sorry i thought near d was near death.

not near dui.

tem said...

"cuz i dont want to go to dmv, so i have to go to eye dr first so they can fill out that form then mail it in, i'll get around to it"


hey USA USA USA, love it or leave it pal.

get your paperwork in order and quit driving with an expired license.

El Padrino said...

im not complaining i'll ge to it, not a big deal

tem said...

they should have arrested you

El Padrino said...

they should arrest your face

tem said...

best part is that your buddy lost his PBA card

El Padrino said...

yeah he didnt care

tem said...

el pad thinks he is like some arab cabbie and doesn't need a legit license.

El Padrino said...

aitch, WWL now

hahahahaaa

El Padrino said...

what i'll get it soon, settle
you sound like my wife

tem said...

yeah she bitched about it a lot on facebook.

said you are a terrible american.

said you'd rather live in mexico where you don't have to register to drive.

tem said...

probably all true. you don't even like america. you treat it and its rules poorly.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"aitch, WWL now

hahahahaaa"

What was it?

Jugdish said...

tyree catch

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

i need a taser

El Padrino said...

i wont be eating raw oysters any more, nasty throat feel

Keef said...

i only eat raw oysters if they're in a shot with vodker

El Padrino said...

"Pizza chain Papa John's has announced they'll be giving away a free pizza to everyone in America if this year's Super Bowl goes into overtime."

better not ring my bell

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jesus rooney rule for the oscars in our future?"

shit would be hilarity, imagine tyler perry with a best director/actor/movie(producer)/screenplay nom every year

El Padrino said...

for real

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yeah he didnt care"

might care once he sobers up

Keef said...

"better not ring my bell"



don't act like you wouldn't eat a pizza if it was free

Spaceman Spiff said...

then sharpton would complain about him not winning

Spaceman Spiff said...

"don't act like you wouldn't eat a pizza if it was free"

i would, but thats not pizza, its garbage

/EP

Keef said...

i'll admit, I'd nerve* heard of a PBA card until today

ns

Jugdish said...

i'll admit, I'd nerve* heard of a PBA card until today



ditto

Jugdish said...

"don't act like you wouldn't eat a pizza if it was free"



i'd rather eat raw oysters again

Spaceman Spiff said...

PBA card sounds like they should be for pro bowlers like tour cards for golf

Jugdish said...

/Lp

tem said...

"shit would be hilarity, imagine tyler perry with a best director/actor/movie(producer)/screenplay nom every year"

denzel and halley or will smith would get nominated every year.

or maybe sam jackson since he is in every movie.


maybe this year rampage jackson would have gotten a nom for his work in A-Team.

Keef said...

goddamn phlegm is killing me today

Jugdish said...

are those pba cards just for nyc cops?

I read they sell those on craigslist

tem said...

we call PBA cards FOP cards.

friends of police.


no idear* what pba stands for.

tem said...

"goddamn phlegm is killing me today"

get in the pool, it won't be able to find you.

Jugdish said...

no idear* what pba stands for.



whatever it stands for, it includes second cousins

El Padrino said...

patrolmens benelovelnt associates

maybe nyc only

Keef said...

"benelovelnt"


you are fucking awesome

El Padrino said...

thanks

Blue said...

PBA cards..

they have those in monopoly...get out of jail free card

tem said...

beth calls her mouth a get out of jail free card

tem said...

too bad she isn't here. is she somewhere with steve?

El Padrino said...

i hate medicine

Jugdish said...

cop: do you have a pba card?

jug: no, but i blog with a guy who is friends with a guy whose second cousin gave him one.

cop: good enough

El Padrino said...

depends on the cop, has to be from your hood

Jugdish said...

do you get punches on these cards? like a hooters lunch card?

Blue said...

oh. it has to be your dog

Jugdish said...

i have no motivation to work today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kiper: Re-draft 2005, and Rodgers is a 49er"

interesting

Blue said...

re-draft 2005 and Matt Lienart comes out and is a 9'er

tem said...

how do you spell doosh bank?

tem said...

deutche?

Blue said...

you spell it in German

El Padrino said...

Deutsche

El Padrino said...

Bank

El Padrino said...

best 6 loss team

Blue said...

so the packers are bad in close games

Blue said...

i thought the lions beat them 10-3

Spaceman Spiff said...

ochocinco changing back to johnson


suite

/EP

El Padrino said...

blues a pessimist

Blue said...

nope it was 7-3...i sit corrected

even their losses in pre-season were by 4 pts or less

Blue said...

i don't think ep knows what pessimism means

El Padrino said...

yes i do negative nancy

El Padrino said...

your argument is they suck at close games, negative view of the stats

i say they are the best 6 loss team ever

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i say they are the best 6 loss team ever"

only if they win the title

Keef said...

making chili tonight. Sans 'shrooms

El Padrino said...

cowrecked*

El Padrino said...

mmm just had chili

wonderful

El Padrino said...

i like how brian cashman is openly trying to get fired and no yankee fan will even talk to me about it

Jugdish said...

making chili tonight. Sans 'shrooms



good call

Jugdish said...

i thought the lions beat them 10-3


lions covered the spread though

/mize

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

"i like how brian cashman is openly trying to get fired and no yankee fan will even talk to me about it"

b/c you don't even have a valid license

Jugdish said...

he has a permit

Keef said...

i'm with tem on the license thing. It's not likeyou found out last minute that it expired

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Texas Rangers acquired Mike Napoli from the Blue Jays in exchange for reliever Frank Francisco and cash considerations"

fucking rangers, napoli gonna get revenge on the angels

Keef said...

The Angels will be fine. They got Vernon Wells

Keef said...

lp should move to LP. His driver's license won't expire until he's 55

El Padrino said...

24 years ago today, the Giants defeated the Denver Broncos, 39-20, in Super Bowl XXI in Pasadena

blue

Blue said...

24 years ago, blue was 10 and hated John Elway

tem said...

"24 years ago, blue was 10 and hated John Elway"

so how old are you now?

Blue said...

although I did like the 3 amigos

they had a cool nickname

Blue said...

hated elway, hated Magic, hated Bird...hated Marino, Montana

bunch of douchebags


i respect that they were all great in their own way, but still hated seeing them win every year.

douchebags

Blue said...

super hated steve young...he was a douchebag and a mormon

Blue said...

that's a double douchebag right there

El Padrino said...

"i'm with tem on the license thing. It's not likeyou found out last minute that it expired"

i'm getting it done, i found out like three weeks beofre it expired which if you recall i was caught up a bit with only a newborn

tried doing it online, couldnt because now i dont need lenses so im just lazy to making an eye appt to mail it in

Blue said...

who the hell is this guy the broncos hired for d-coordinator?

El Padrino said...

oh the secondary coach for saints right?

El Padrino said...

apparentely hes an up n comer

Blue said...

yeah, that's random

El Padrino said...

well fox hired him, played against him since at leas 06 when he was hired under payton so he must have liked him

Keef said...

"i found out like three weeks beofre it expired which if you recall i was caught up a bit with only a newborn"

OIC. Must be one of those licenses that doesn't show the expiration until 3 weeks before it's due. Hate those kind

Blue said...

who the hell is idaho going to play in football, their entire conference is leaving

Blue said...

my license is good for like 10 years...i have no idea when it expires

Keef said...

I'll be glad when this goddman kid gets here so I will have something to blame shit on

El Padrino said...

my license is good for like 10 years...i have no idea when it expires

^^^

El Padrino said...

nerve once thought to look at it, only realized when i got the mail that it was expiring

Keef said...

so blue has one of those licenses that has an invisible expiration date, too.

El Padrino said...

"I'll be glad when this goddman kid gets here so I will have something to blame shit on"

you're already well trained with lil sleep you might be sharper than most first time dads

Keef said...

aja, how's the boy doing?

El Padrino said...

good, acting like a newborn
eating, burping, shitting, sleeping

pretty much like freaks life except no goatee

El Padrino said...

still cant break the every three hour mold, sleep is limited but my daughter was and still is a terrible sleeper so im used to it

Blue said...

shit, my 2nd one is 13 months old and she still doesn't sleep longer than maybe 6 hours at once.

i slept in until like 7:30 the other day it was glorious.

El Padrino said...

"shit, my 2nd one is 13 months old and she still doesn't sleep longer than maybe 6 hours at once.

i slept in until like 7:30 the other day it was glorious."

i hear ya bro

ChiefPacker said...

another terrible tps day

Mize said...

So I see Mr America doesn't feel he has to follow the rules he loves so much.

Keef said...

19/31

Keef said...

6/6

Keef said...

18/20

Keef said...

15/16

Keef said...

Ted Williams, the formerly homeless man who became an overnight sensation with his "golden voice," has reportedly left a rehab facility after less than two weeks of treatment for drug and alcohol addiction.
On Monday, 53-year-old Williams checked himself out of the Origins Recovery Center in Texas against medical advice and headed to the airport, according to websites TMZ and E! Online.


nice

Keef said...

walllllllll

Mize said...

Did I just see on twitter that somebody leaked the SOTU speech?

Keef said...

I don't know what you see

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Anyone else here?

Mize said...

Yep

Mize said...

Anybody know what course of action one would take if I were to not get my W2 by the deadline?

JFreak said...

Go to sleep.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Contact the board of labor I would think

Mize said...

Wall

Keef said...

Good win for FU

Keef said...

Tosh is hilarity

Keef said...

Everything is gipper

Keef said...

Wall

JFreak said...

So what did he combine with chipper to get gipper?

I don't think I caught that.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Haven't had a smoke since Saturday. baby steps.

Jugdish said...

i always take baby steps

/lp

tem said...

Wow we could get to bnew

tem said...

If you don't get your w2 on time you can report your employer

tem said...

You'll get no rewrd

tem said...

I went to tosu gam/e

tem said...

They lookt good

tem said...

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