Thursday, January 13, 2011

I'm back!

Suite trip...I have a vacation hangover. I came back injury free as well.

We were up late one night flipping through the channels and came across Mike and Mike and realized it was time to go to bed.

This post sucks, but not as bad as my post last week. My bad on that one.

TPS shit storm...this is all I have today.

150 comments:

El Padrino said...

good to have ya back

Jugdish said...

O:FM

Jugdish said...

thanks...good to be back

Harry and Lloyd said...

big morning

El Padrino said...

i hope the gollum never comes back

El Padrino said...

you guys dont even know

he's jared loughner kind of crazy

Harry and Lloyd said...

gollum said on his blog that he would never quit you

Jugdish said...

im not going back to ketchup...did i miss anything last week?

I did read yesterday's post

El Padrino said...

he doesnt pay taxes and today he trying to get cheap housing under his fathers name through social security despite his father not even being a us citizen

El Padrino said...

i hate him worse than i hate cliff lee and his bitch wife

El Padrino said...

im not going back to ketchup...did i miss anything last week?


tp got a new yob
aitch hates me and keef
meiz needs a new yob again
as does blue
i'm itchy
atl had snow and beth died in it
aitch is a sex addict and a registered sex offender

El Padrino said...

"The place? Los Angeles.



The team? The Clippers."


god simmons give it a rest, he puts every star on the Clippers

ruins all his basketball iq

Blue said...

nuggets could have had blake griffin and some change (probably b-dizzle)for melo this summer, but they passed on it.

they look dumb now.

El Padrino said...

and everyone is underestimating Chandler, this guy is no joke man

fuck favors

El Padrino said...

i aint doing shit today and im off tomorrow so four day weekend for the kid

El Padrino said...

funny how i see no outpouring of support or tweeting or love or response to the biblical Australian floods

Beth said...

"atl had snow and beth died in it"

Not quite dead, but frozen. The city is still half shut down. From all accounts GA failed this miserably - you know it's bad when Tennessee and Alabama handle things better than your state.

Beth said...

oh and GOLF PICKS!

Since it's in Hawaii you still have til around 12:30 (EST) to make them today.

El Padrino said...

i lift things up and put them down

El Padrino said...

dont understand what they are missing

I DONT WANT TO VACATION WITH YOU.

El Padrino said...

more fun today is see

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Police were called last week to Mullets Sports Bar & Restaurant in Homer Glen to deal with an angry customer who allegedly shattered a framed photo of A.C. Slater
"I just don't like Slater," the man reportedly told the owner after allegedly yanking the photo from its place of pride above a urinal and smashing it on the floor."

slaters gonna slate

El Padrino said...

ha

Harry and Lloyd said...

"more fun today is see"


is is like yous

Harry and Lloyd said...

I just got a physical & a flu shot

El Padrino said...

know your gonna get the flu

Harry and Lloyd said...

well yeah

Blue said...

flu shot when you have a newborn is necessary

Blue said...

kind of like pimpin

Blue said...

it ain't easy but it's necessary

Blue said...

now i'm chasing bitches like tom chases jerry

Blue said...

i put the pedal to the floor

Blue said...

in my two tone ford explorer

Harry and Lloyd said...

"flu shot when you have a newborn is necessary"

this. had to make sure cmk got one, too

El Padrino said...

"flu shot when you have a newborn is necessary"

this. had to make sure cmk got one, too"

opinion, i didnt get one and nerve did

El Padrino said...

i'll eat a grenade for you

Harry and Lloyd said...

"opinion, i didnt get one and nerve did"

That's because your* a superior life form

El Padrino said...

4 day weekend t minus 4.5 hours away

Harry and Lloyd said...

when you call the defensive plays for your rough touch footyball team you don't need a flu shot

El Padrino said...

"That's because your* a superior life form"


no, just stubborn

El Padrino said...

hard to tell the difference between a bad cold and the flu

Harry and Lloyd said...

"no, just stubborn"

aja, the only reason I got one was because cmk needed to get one so that it can filtrate to the baby and she wouldn't get one unless I got one

El Padrino said...

jesus did you see the Jet line?

fuck me in the ass, i think the pats are gonna win but they aint cruising, 8.5 goddamn let me have those playoff points

El Padrino said...

"aja, the only reason I got one was because cmk needed to get one so that it can filtrate to the baby and she wouldn't get one unless I got one"


marriage sucks

El Padrino said...

they say pregnant woman should get it yet say children under 6 months shouldnt

technically that child in the preggo is less than 6 months old

El Padrino said...

costco site doesnt have what they normally sell, i guess the site if for other clientele

Harry and Lloyd said...

"they say pregnant woman should get it yet say children under 6 months shouldnt

technically that child in the preggo is less than 6 months old"



the kid in the womb isn't getting the full brunt of the shot

Harry and Lloyd said...

"fuck me in the ass, i think the pats are gonna win but they aint cruising, 8.5 goddamn let me have those playoff points"


Cromartie's comments alone give the pats 10 pts

El Padrino said...

"the kid in the womb isn't getting the full brunt of the shot{"


i know it's uncle joey but not really scientifically uncle joey

Harry and Lloyd said...

"i know it's uncle joey but not really scientifically uncle joey"

ra, r? It's like booze. If you have a margarita you ain't gonna get as fuckt up as if you just do shots of patron

El Padrino said...

yes i understand

El Padrino said...

aitch


N. Y. Giants 17
New England 14

Harry and Lloyd said...

hahaha

El Padrino said...

shshsh shut your mouth coach of browns

El Padrino said...

"An Australian teenager who was afraid of water drowned in the Queensland floods after begging rescuers to save his younger brother first. The family of Jordan Rice, 13, is hailing his selfless actions. "

tweet a dollar for haiti!

Harry and Lloyd said...

buddy of mine is from Australia. apparently he's worried about them floods or something

El Padrino said...

i wanna go bowling

Blue said...

drowning would be my least favorite way to die

Jugdish said...

keef...how is the couture workout going?

Jugdish said...

drowning would be my least favorite way to die


burning to death would also suck

Harry and Lloyd said...

"drowning would be my least favorite way to die"


I don't want to die by fire

Harry and Lloyd said...

jug knows

Blue said...

"i wanna go bowling"

chick has fucked up teeth/mouth, and i hate those kind of pants

Blue said...

at least with burns your body goes into shock so you wouldn't feel the pain.

drowning is knowing you're going to die and consciously not being able to do anything about it.

Harry and Lloyd said...

"keef...how is the couture workout going?"


Good. Soreness is gone.

Jugdish said...

headline: Congress Ponders When
They'll Get Back to Work



wish i could do that

Blue said...

skin cancer is the worst kind of death

/freak

El Padrino said...

death by asphyxiation is the worse

Jugdish said...

not smat

Harry and Lloyd said...

"at least with burns your body goes into shock so you wouldn't feel the pain."


You would probably feel it

Harry and Lloyd said...

"death by asphyxiation is the worse"

have you had it?

Jugdish said...

tiger


that's why i keep my diaries locked up

/mize

Jugdish said...

have you had it?


VERY close

/beth

Jugdish said...

s

El Padrino said...

"have you had it?"

no, imagine

El Padrino said...

choking/drowning

same thing

Beth said...

Whitlock on the Rooney Rule.

Harry and Lloyd said...

I'm loking

Blue said...

i've grown tired of whitlock and his vitriole

Harry and Lloyd said...

ellen* looks like skelator in the pic from jug's link

El Padrino said...

cant feel bad for that clown

El Padrino said...

SPOILER! Dear Jamie: Sorry to see you go. But I gladly offer you a free training at Le Bernardin on how to cook a fish." — Eric Ripert on recently-departed Top Chef contestant Jamie Lauren.

burn

El Padrino said...

marcel is like a lil cunt

El Padrino said...

Designer water

“Paying anything for bottled water is an absolute rip-off. The quality of water in New York is excellent. And so, what are you buying? If you don’t want to carry around a canteen, I guess maybe convenience would be the only reasonable reason to buy water in a bottle. But otherwise it makes no sense. Any price at all is nuts.”

i hate buying water, didnt buy for awhile now back to buying, cme's fault
KILLS me

Blue said...

i don't buy water...it's been proven that the aquafina and dasani i think, are just tap water.

Blue said...

bottled water is great for camping, or road trips, or parties...but other than that, it's for losers

El Padrino said...

lt pleading out

El Padrino said...

i don't buy water...it's been proven that the aquafina and dasani i think, are just tap water.

word up

El Padrino said...

purified tap water

Spaceman Spiff said...

"marcel is like a lil cunt"

drunk marcel was hilarity though

El Padrino said...

duke

hahahahahahahaahahhahahaha

El Padrino said...

"drunk marcel was hilarity though"

true, wanted dale to throw him off balcony though

El Padrino said...

Goldenberg Peanut Chews are the shiznit

El Padrino said...

Brett Favre's Sister Busted In Meth Lab Sting

did we cover this?

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid of police shooting during 'search' warrant

first person police view, brutal

'get on the -SHOT SHOT SHOT-

get on the ground!' was funny though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did we cover this?"

no but heres a couple pics of her fatass

mug

favre in drag

Harry and Lloyd said...

lmfao was there?

Jugdish said...

she got arrested for shop lifting at the mall when i was stationed down that way in the late 90s

Harry and Lloyd said...

ugly got arrested for shoplifting your face

Harry and Lloyd said...

you say neato check your libido and go to the church in your new tuxedo

Harry and Lloyd said...

I was kidding about your face, jug. You have a beautiful mug

El Padrino said...

broncos hire john fox

El Padrino said...

fassel is blackballed

Jugdish said...

I was kidding about your face, jug. You have a beautiful mug



thanks...that still made me laugh though

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

El Padrino said...

goddamn chinese

El Padrino said...

fregie fans or no?

El Padrino said...

fergie

Harry and Lloyd said...

"broncos hire john fox"

I saw they interviewed dirk koetter. Would have laught my as. off if they hired him

El Padrino said...

you wouldnt be alone

Harry and Lloyd said...

sales meetings until 8pm and then all day tomorrow. so no lov for me tw

El Padrino said...

me neither im off

El Padrino said...

lov will have 9 comments tomorrow

Jugdish said...

im off tomorrow too

tem said...

"funny how i see no outpouring of support or tweeting or love or response to the biblical Australian floods"

didn't even know about it.

tem said...

"fuck me in the ass, i think the pats are gonna win but they aint cruising, 8.5 goddamn let me have those playoff points"

pats it is. thanks be to el pad.

El Padrino said...

fucking robots

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

so the broncos are going back to the 4-3

Mize said...

"oh and GOLF PICKS!"


Welp.

El Padrino said...

wow

Mize said...

O hai

Mize said...

Bosslady seems to think I'm gonna go ahead and bring her some breakfast some time. She doesn't believe me when I say no.

Mize said...

What kind of fucking sense does it make to spend money on your fucking BOSS?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

fuck, including commute time today was a 15 hour work day with no breaks other than for a few quick smokes

woe

feeling like death warmed over; thankfully I don't have to do this often

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Bosslady seems to think I'm gonna go ahead and bring her some breakfast some time. She doesn't believe me when I say no."


she probably doesn't; most likely she's just hitting on you (ns)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

oh, maybe not, I thought you said make her breakfast


RIF kod; like I said, long day

Mize said...

"she probably doesn't; most likely she's just hitting on you (ns)"


Not at all.

Mize said...

It is kinda weird having a boss that is my age though. I fear her 0%.

H said...

I think I broke my toe. Stupid temper

H said...

"aitch is a sex addict and a registered sex offender"

Half of this statement is inaccurate

H said...

EP, I bet half the women in your porn are younger than the chick in question.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

seriously dude? seems a bit much. WADR

Mize said...

I don't think I've ever done anything like that. As far as losing my temper, that is.

H said...

"fuck, including commute time today was a 15 hour work day with no breaks other than for a few quick smokes"

Sucks dude.

H said...

"seriously dude? seems a bit much. WADR"

Is this re: my toe? If so, yes, sadly, I am serious. It is about 7 different colors of bruised and hurts like a bitch

H said...
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Jugdish said...

It is kinda weird having a boss that is my age though. I fear her 0%.


ive never feared any of my bosses

Jugdish said...

i did have a boss fresh out of the academy early in my career who was the same age as me and some others in the shop. he liked to joke with is then pull rank when he couldn't think of a good come back.

Jugdish said...

he's a good dude...he just didn't know any better at the time. and he wasn't witty enough

Jugdish said...

I think I broke my toe. Stupid temper


what did you kick?

Jugdish said...

I think I broke my toe. Stupid temper



want me to kiss it?

/rex ryan

Jugdish said...

there aren't nearly as many kung fu movies as there used to be

H said...

"what did you kick?"

Several things

H said...

"want me to kiss it?

/rex ryan"

Funny

Jugdish said...

which thing did the damage?

Jugdish said...

its probably a good idea to attack bruce lee head on with a straight punch.


s

Jugdish said...

bolo has been around for awhile

H said...

I am not sure.

H said...

Probably the safe if I had to guess.

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