Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I don't have much to say

Carmelo doesn't want traded to the Nets...surprise surprise

BgBlue1 is starting pre-school today, not sure what that entails but supposedly it's a big deal.

Blue is searching for a new job...he's very jaded

All the games this weekend are re-matches...so even during the playoffs, the networks are showing re-runs.

61* days until pitchers and catchers report

Iphone is coming out for Verizon February 2010*...it's kind of a big deal, until everyone figures out that the droid OS is better.

I'll still get one though

hiring people might suck more than firing people

I think I should start a used car business. If you can sell 3 cars a month and make 3K off of each of them, that's a nice little business. Of course there's overhead and crap, but I could probably figure that out.

I asked tem why he's so fly he said "funky cold medina"

139 comments:

Blue said...

new pixture*

El Padrino said...

"Blue is searching for a new job...he's very jaded"


grass is not always greener my friend

El Padrino said...

"BgBlue1 is starting pre-school today, not sure what that entails but supposedly it's a big deal."

she a cryer

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"got a suite offer and took it... last day here is the 28th... 1st day at new place is the 31st"


congrats tp!

El Padrino said...

HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - According to national news sources, it is snowing in 49 states across the country including Hawaii where snow has fallen atop Mauna Kea on the Big Island.

Florida is the only state without fresh snow.


fuck al gore

El Padrino said...

holy crap this kid was a psycho

El Padrino said...

so this is fun

El Padrino said...

evacuate the dance floor

El Padrino said...

stop this beat is killing me

Blue said...

turn the beat around

El Padrino said...

ohweohoh

Blue said...

lov is working hard for the money

Spaceman Spiff said...

+/- for the players in the lakers-cavs game last night are hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

aint even gonna lie, i enjoy that google tv kevin bacon commercial

Spaceman Spiff said...

fell asleep during the lakers game, missed the boxing show

El Padrino said...

dvr'd, it kept my interest for 10 min so i'll watch tonight

had to turn back to chopped

El Padrino said...

lakers cavs

saw bottom line

it read

cavs 31 lakers 79
3rd quarter, 4:56

El Padrino said...

that's an asswhuppin

tem said...

medina is a town in ohio. it is cold. not funky though.

El Padrino said...

jets are just dumb for talking all this yak

thats the problem with a hc who runs his mouf, players usually take on the personality of the coach

El Padrino said...

i like it though

hate the fraternization that happens in sports nowadays

El Padrino said...

A Missouri man trying to order food from a closed McDonald's pulled a shot gun on employees; he told them "If I don't bring some food home for my wife, she's going to kill me." He was arrested on site.

Harry and Lloyd said...

Wall

Harry and Lloyd said...

and another one

H said...

"A Missouri man trying to order food from a closed McDonald's pulled a shot gun on employees; he told them "If I don't bring some food home for my wife, she's going to kill me." He was arrested on site."

Keith was in Missouri?

Harry and Lloyd said...

i don't own a gun

H said...

I think we got about 15 inches of snow here, EP. Nasty.

El Padrino said...

yeah 10 here but bitter cold and wind is the downer

tem said...

not many here. maybe 3

Harry and Lloyd said...

none here

El Padrino said...

i think its funny when people swell up when you shorten thier name like i know you want to be called Jonathan

Spaceman Spiff said...

5 techs in 10 seconds(game time) last night

all on the wolves

Spaceman Spiff said...

hillary beats the stairs but falls anyways

El Padrino said...

"hillary beats the stairs but falls anyways"

saw this on tv this am before i left, gave me a pep on my step

Spaceman Spiff said...

HDH

El Padrino said...

im awesome

El Padrino said...

bacon
pizza
donuts
steak (later)

not a bad day

El Padrino said...

jets or pats?

whats a giant fan to do

tem said...

why would anyone be a giant fan?

Harry and Lloyd said...

The 13th season of the reality series 'The Ultimate Fighter' finally has its coaches, as UFC president Dana White announced Tuesday that heavyweights Brock Lesnar and Junior Dos Santos have agreed to fill the roles.

Harry and Lloyd said...

"why would anyone be a giant fan?"


Bandwagoners. They just won the World Series

H said...

"why would anyone be a giant fan?"

I think tem just called ep a nobody.

El Padrino said...

Christopher Nolan is tapping some top female talent for The Dark Knight Rises, and Keira Knightley, Jessica Biel, and Anne Hathaway are all reportedly auditioning.

El Padrino said...

i'd like to tap that talent myself

El Padrino said...

tem is a robot poster, it's not him posting it's a program that posts tem comments every 2 hours or so

H said...

"Keira Knightley, Jessica Biel, and Anne Hathaway are all reportedly auditioning."

Win, win, win.

El Padrino said...

i'm getting itchty with this career, i need some capital

El Padrino said...

i mean the only problem with dark knight was fucking gylenhall

El Padrino said...

glad she got blowned* up though

El Padrino said...

dark knight rises is going to make a jazillion dollars at the box office when it comes out

H said...

"i mean the only problem with dark knight was fucking gylenhall"

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El Padrino said...

katie holmes was stoopit for not doing it again

El Padrino said...

dark knight was so good i always forget how fucking incredible batman begins was and is

tem said...

jazillion is not a real number

H said...

Brazilian is

El Padrino said...

fucking robots

tem said...

your face is a robot.

El Padrino said...

No. It. Is. Not. [robot voice]

El Padrino said...

snow days beckon swiss steak, pot roast, classic chicken soup, mac and cheese or a chili

tem said...

cold weather makes computer processors run more efficiently.

Harry and Lloyd said...

"Keira Knightley, Jessica Biel, and Anne Hathaway are all reportedly auditioning."



Win, win, teeth

Harry and Lloyd said...

teeth & gums

Harry and Lloyd said...

i hate when I get itchty

Harry and Lloyd said...

it is also time for me to find a new yob

El Padrino said...

cant believe this woman lived
she must be an angel or something

El Padrino said...

"it is also time for me to find a new yob"

i wanna make bank bro

Harry and Lloyd said...

"i wanna make bank bro"


yo tambien. Or enough bank to just have 1 yob

H said...

I also need a new job.

tem said...

i do not need a new job.

El Padrino said...

keef

cmk on that shit?

El Padrino said...

Lesson 3

A really good way to discover how the nights might feel…
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner.)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can’t get back to sleep, get up at 2AM, make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive).

Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.




HILARITY

El Padrino said...

from here

El Padrino said...

i'd take #14 or #30

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

it's photoshopped but i dont mind
it's photoshopped but i dont mind
it's photoshopped but i dont mind
it's photoshopped but i dont mind
it's photoshopped but i dont mind

Spaceman Spiff said...

david guetta should never be in his own music videos

El Padrino said...

sabermetrics

El Padrino said...

still a great ass

Harry and Lloyd said...

"cmk on that shit?"

no

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP your boy is stone cone*

El Padrino said...

simpsons porn, i need this

El Padrino said...

sfw

Harry and Lloyd said...

"i do not need a new job."


fuck you and your happy yob

El Padrino said...

EP your boy is stone cone*



awesomee, no one is safe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"At least we know the Golden-Voiced Homeless Guy's daughters weren't going hungry all those years. I'm just sayin.'"

didnt know roeper had this in him, nice

El Padrino said...

Snow socks Northeast; South frozen


nice freak

El Padrino said...

oh a comment!

how nice

El Padrino said...

onion sports on comedy central

anyone peep this

El Padrino said...

pice fuckheads

Harry and Lloyd said...

wall

Mize said...

"aint even gonna lie, i enjoy that google tv kevin bacon commercial"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Kevin Bacon's awesome

Mize said...

I need a new job, too.

Harry and Lloyd said...

do you want your old job back

Mize said...

"do you want your old job back"


Nope. I would like to know where I might be working in a year, though.

Harry and Lloyd said...

what's wrong with the sysco store?

Mize said...

I don't get paid what I should because of Manpower. And my department is essentially being cut out in about a year.

Harry and Lloyd said...

shitty

Harry and Lloyd said...

but what job are you going to get where you get paid "what you should"?

Mize said...

"but what job are you going to get where you get paid "what you should"?"


What I mean, is that Manpower garnishes part of what my actual pay would be if I was employed by Sysco. Thus, I don't get paid "what I should".

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"5 techs in 10 seconds(game time) last night

all on the wolves"


And the ref who issued the T's lives in St. Paul and is Joe Mauer's cousin


guess he's not a homer

H said...

Conspiracy theory now, Kod?

H said...

Meiz is trying to convince the Twitterverse that he is a bad ass

Mize said...

Nope.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Conspiracy theory now, Kod?"

nope, just a funny coincidence

H said...

Suuuuure.

I'll let you guys figure out which one of you that is directed at.

Harry and Lloyd said...

"What I mean, is that Manpower garnishes part of what my actual pay would be if I was employed by Sysco. Thus, I don't get paid "what I should"."


got it. Still, where are you going to work where you make what you think you should?

Spaceman Spiff said...

mini avalanche

Spaceman Spiff said...

vick comeback player of the year

H said...

Shocking

Mize said...

"got it. Still, where are you going to work where you make what you think you should?"


Sysco

H said...

I fucking hate snow.

Mize said...

hopefully

Mize said...

Sheed's coming back to the Celtics

H said...

Doc said no yesterday.

Harry and Lloyd said...

"Sysco"

How long are you considered a temp?

Mize said...

"How long are you considered a temp?"

I think it's a 1 year contract. They won't hire me on because of the phasing out of the department.

I just gotta hope a position comes open. Hopefully in the warehouse, ideally as a will call selector.

Harry and Lloyd said...

cool. good luck

Mize said...

Thanks, I guess. I'd rather have the wish for luck on this Saturday's Powerball, though.

Harry and Lloyd said...

don't you have to be whiskey tango to win the lottery?

Harry and Lloyd said...

i've nerve* had someone dismiss a good luck comment before

Mize said...

"i've nerve* had someone dismiss a good luck comment before"


There ya go.

Harry and Lloyd said...

Ted Williams, the formerly homeless man who became a viral sensation for his “golden voice,” has decided to check into rehab after taping television segments with Dr. Phil during which family members allege that, despite his claims of sobriety, he has been drinking daily.

Harry and Lloyd said...

Rolling Stone, $5.99 for 3 yrs

Mize said...

"Rolling Stone, $5.99 for 3 yrs"

Saw that on Tanga today. Probably gonna hook that up.

H said...

"i've nerve* had someone dismiss a good luck comment before"

Would you expect anything less from Meiz?

Harry and Lloyd said...

Touché

Harry and Lloyd said...

Time to watch tosh.0 on dvr

Mize said...

SPOILER




















Antoine Dodson is gay.

Harry and Lloyd said...

F u

Harry and Lloyd said...

The video with the carrots was hilarity

Mize said...

Hidden Valley tomato & bacon dressing has overtaken caesar as my favorite for the time being.

H said...

Sounds good.

Mize said...

It's better than I expected. That is/was a well spent $2.79

Mize said...

I gotta find an acceptable roommate this summer.

I have a buddy that I could get a place with, but he has a dog. Can't be dealing with a dog.

El Padrino said...

fugazi

Blue said...

jug died

El Padrino said...

damn bridges

El Padrino said...

if steve were alive we'd give him the

duke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

El Padrino said...

what a day and age we live in when athletes have to defend their tweets to media

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