Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Go War Eagle Tigers

Well Auburn won. It feels a little dirty that they gained all those yards on a play that just doesn't feel right. I mean, the rule is the rule and the kid wasn't down, but he was kind of down if you know what I mean. Sucks for Oregon, their defense kept them in the game on a day when their offense often looked confused and their offensive playcalling seemed suspect at times. For example, the same play on 3rd and 4th and goal? Maybe you want to change that up a bit. I know it just worked for about 5 or 6 yards on 3rd down, but maybe you want to run something different. Tem would have actually kicked the FG there. Tem is a big believer in cutting the lead to a point where a TD would give you the lead if you can do it. Well, not really late in the game, but that was the 3rd qtr. Kind of like TMQs kick early, go for it late theory. OK, almost exactly like that.

Anyway, even though the ending of the game felt a little dirty and the final points came on a last second FG the game still didn't really feel entertaining to me. It was pretty sloppy play by both teams. I feel sorry for the Oregon LB/DE that kept having to WRs. Hell, he couldn't even cover the TE when he had to, he was screwed when he had to cover a WR. Yet the Oregon coaches kept putting him in that position.

At the end of the day though there was enough to keep me interested. Sweet play by Matthews to cause the fumble, sweet 2pt conversion. Sweet running by the Auburn freshman RB (not including the play where he was kind of tackled), sweet catch by an Oregon WR and many things that I am not going to mention.

Well congrats to Auburn, you earned the win, even though it feels a bit dirty. I do wish your coach sounded funnier than he does. Nothing is better than a funny sounding coach giving an interview after winning a big game. When that happens I always wonder how the players take him seriously. Goddman there is a coach that sounds like Mickey Mouse, I can't remember his name, but when he talks I just can't help but laugh. I could never take him seriously.


Les Miles

He beat OSU once already so he is Michigan's dream man....well since Harbaugh said GFY.


Rex Ryan

He talks a lot for a coach who is prone to getting blown out.


NASCAR

Rumors are drivers will only be able to get championship points in 1 series. This should cut back on the number of races anyone cares about. Good idea NASCAR.


Work

Hired a temp to be the big big boss' secretary lady. Now it is social hour for all the chicks. It sounds like The View out there. I closed my door. Effing women. They put me in a shitty mood to start the day. Oh and it is supposed to snow a lot here. Whatever, it hasn't even started snowing yet.


NHL

Vancouver has the most points, they must be the best team. Go Canucks.



OK, I'm done.

167 comments:

tebow who gagged me said...

i though the interview with chizik was funny, he kept saying war eagle.

that makes me laugh

tebow who gagged me said...

cmblue went to auburn...she was very happy last night, until she went to sleep midway through the 4th quarter

tebow who gagged me said...

then we were woke up by like 50 text messages hours after the game was over

Eli is NOT elite said...

i did not last, what happened

tem said...

life happened

Eli is NOT elite said...

that always happens

Eli is NOT elite said...

i dislike congregating chicks too

go to work you hens

Eli is NOT elite said...

and they are unfireable, like blacks

they have to pretty much committ arson before HR allows you to fire them

Eli is NOT elite said...

not true

/blue

Eli is NOT elite said...

play to the whistle

first thing your taught in pee-wee

tem said...

funny thing is that when you hit a guy after he is down but before the whistle they still throw a flag.

the ref will tell you the play is over when the runner is down, not when the whistle blows.

tem said...

so you get taught to play to the whistle, but sometimes penalized for hitting a guy late because the whistle hadn't blown.

happens a lot on out of bounds plays.

happens sometimes in the middle of the field.

Eli is NOT elite said...

thats life

Eli is NOT elite said...

war eagle

Eli is NOT elite said...

goddamn matthews family >>>> manning family

Eli is NOT elite said...

am i done with this moniker beth

Eli is NOT elite said...

"I realized after they raised prices the 2nd year we had them that I couldn't afford them, so I gave my buddy my 2 seats asswell*. So he has 4 seats, 2 parking passes, & 4 pregame tailgate passes. He sold all of them for $6000 for the NC game"

sound decision, no wonder you suck at finance you don't know what a commodity is

Eli is NOT elite said...

that was part s part ns

Ben said...

one in the hand is better than 2 in the bush

tebow who gagged me said...

or something similar

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Oh and it is supposed to snow a lot here."

most of the east

tem said...

"one in the hand is better than 2 in the bush"

beth disagrees

tebow who gagged me said...

beth is my favorite

tem said...

i thought tjw was your favorite?

tebow who gagged me said...

i do ♥ teej

Eli is NOT elite said...

spiff, gook moms are better

Eli is NOT elite said...

explains why the chinese kids in school were always head and shoulders above the engrish kids

Eli is NOT elite said...

"Chinese mothers can say to their daughters, "Hey fatty—lose some weight"

wish my mom was chinese

/rev

tem said...

"explains why the chinese kids in school were always head and shoulders above the engrish kids"

just you. most of the rest of us are taller than the chinese.

Spaceman Spiff said...

my mom was a notch less extreme than the author but thats the gist

Spaceman Spiff said...

oregon cheerleaders were the MVPs

Spaceman Spiff said...

supposedly the wrist has been called down in games this season and i dont remember it but read a similar wrist down play happened in the sugar bowl

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the skins dont draft newton

Spaceman Spiff said...

wonder if oregon even practices goal line stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gene Chizik made $700,000 ($500,000 for winning the title, $200,000 for 14th win"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Brad Penny has agreed to terms with the Tigers"

Eli is NOT elite said...

wrist/forearm = knee in NFL

Eli is NOT elite said...

oregon cheerleaders were the MVPs

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

rose calls for oop and delivers

laughed at the color guy singing on the replay

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ted Williams, the man with the golden-voice who became an Internet sensation and TV darling last week, was picked up by the police last night after a disturbance in a Hollywood hotel.

The formerly homeless Williams, who has battled drug and alcohol problems, got into a heated argument with his daughter at the Renaissance hotel, say sources."

bitch probly wanted cash

Eli is NOT elite said...

According to the report, "The Denver Nuggets delivered a stern warning to the New Jersey Nets: Unless the public nature of these trade discussions becomes private, be warned that we will send Anthony to the New York Knicks."

i think yahoo is full of shit

Eli is NOT elite said...

holy shit i saw that commercial for that show where people lose weight and everyone cries and that wrestler is on it, the one that won the gold medals

motherfucker is like 480

holy fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

streaker fail

Eli is NOT elite said...

the wrestler

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Since then, I have said, 'Live every day like it is your last day.' And I would go in and eat thousands and thousands of extra calories.""

looooooooooooooooooooooool

Eli is NOT elite said...

Italian man shot in head sneezes out bullet and lives...

Harry and Lloyd said...

"This should cut back on the number of races anyone cares about. Good idea NASCAR."


Hard to cut back on zero

Harry and Lloyd said...

"supposedly the wrist has been called down in games this season and i dont remember it but read a similar wrist down play happened in the sugar bowl"

yeah there was a TD in the 1st quarter that was called back because of the wrist being down

Harry and Lloyd said...

"sound decision, no wonder you suck at finance you don't know what a commodity is"

Maybe. But I was done putting random shit on a credit card.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Saints DC Gregg Williams has decided to decline the Broncos interview request for head coach"

lucked out blue

Eli is NOT elite said...

"I think it can be hard for any man to sometimes be upstaged by his wife." Thus, she emulates traditional gender roles: "When I'm home, I work very hard to be [husband Todd Thompson's] wife and [daughter] Jade's mother. I have no problem going back to those traditional roles."

"All men want to be treated like kings in a relationship"

-Giada

Eli is NOT elite said...

"lucked out blue"

Fassel is the guy there

Eli is NOT elite said...

xbox deal fell through

woe

Eli is NOT elite said...

i lift things up and put them down

tem said...

Back of the wrist bis down...when I saw the aub play live I said they'd overturn it because his wrist looked like it hiks...but they didn't overturn it

Harry and Lloyd said...

hdh

tem said...

Typing on the phone is hard

tem said...

"Maybe. But I was done putting random shit on a credit card."


anti american.

Harry and Lloyd said...

les miles says nuh uh to UM

Harry and Lloyd said...

"anti american."

yep. I spent too many years being all american

Eli is NOT elite said...

les miles says nuh uh to UM

thank god

and hes turned them down twice now, get the hint

Eli is NOT elite said...

iphone for verizon, 2/10

tebow who gagged me said...

it happened last year?

Eli is NOT elite said...

feb 10th shit ass

tebow who gagged me said...

can you give me that in british terms?

Harry and Lloyd said...

wall

Eli is NOT elite said...

people acting a fool already not a drop from the sky yet

Eli is NOT elite said...

"He told Schachter that his name is Todd Smith and he is in the music business under the name LL Cool J. Here is an excerpt from the book:

“Oh, is that the name of your band?” Schachter asked. Schachter clearly wasn’t hip to hip-hop, but LL was completely conversant in the language of Schachter’s world of bonds. “I invest only in AAA munis. I look at duration and I don’t reach for yield,” he told Schachter."

hilarity

Eli is NOT elite said...

the spanish guy finally gets a hc job

tebow who gagged me said...

puerto rican

tebow who gagged me said...

he's not from spain

Spaceman Spiff said...

padfast

Eli is NOT elite said...

i said finally, before it was still a rumor

Eli is NOT elite said...

shelly smith has Carroll chills

Harry and Lloyd said...

mize

tebow who gagged me said...

fuck..ton of people cancelling their interviews with the broncos

fucking fuck

not that I wanted gregg williams anyway

but fox re-scheduled, mularkey cancelled, harbaugh bailed...WFT mayne

Eli is NOT elite said...

WFT mayne

josh mcd destroyed that roster

Eli is NOT elite said...

and tebow

Eli is NOT elite said...

boom explosion

Eli is NOT elite said...

meiz charlie sheen banged bree olson

Eli is NOT elite said...

that guy must be a ball of fun to chill with

Spaceman Spiff said...

that boxing drama premieres tonight on FX

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Eli is NOT elite said...

fucking china

tebow who gagged me said...

fairley solified himself as a top 3 pick in the draft last night

dood is unstoppable

Eli is NOT elite said...

agree

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock says his technique sucks, will get killed in NFL if he doesnt change

tebow who gagged me said...

"whitlock says his technique sucks, will get killed in NFL if he doesnt change"

whitlock thinks jeff george could start for 24 different NFL teams right now

tebow who gagged me said...

cargo's extension becomes official in 15 minutes


only 62* days until pitchers and catchers report

Eli is NOT elite said...

2/15

tebow who gagged me said...

so less than 62*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"2/15"

4 years from now?


S

Eli is NOT elite said...

i used to love boxing

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Michigan football has a new head coach. Welcome back to Ann Arbor Mr. Brady Hoke"

Eli is NOT elite said...

suite

tebow who gagged me said...

broncos job is starting to feel like the michigan job...nobody wants it

Eli is NOT elite said...

I was thinking if Ball St would change their mascot to a pair of nuts like a giant nutsck they would win alot more games

Harry and Lloyd said...

"boom explosion"


note to self

Harry and Lloyd said...

"I was thinking if Ball St would change their mascot to a pair of nuts like a giant nutsck they would win alot more games"


too easy

tebow who gagged me said...

ball state should hire jeff george as QB coach

tebow who gagged me said...

Most recently, on August 4th, 2010 George announced on KFAN Sports radio in Minnesota that he would be willing to step in for veteran QB Brett Favre if Favre decides to retire from the Minnesota Vikings

Harry and Lloyd said...

"Michigan football has a new head coach. Welcome back to Ann Arbor Mr. Brady Hoke"



He must be honored to be their 18th choice for HC

Harry and Lloyd said...

You know who's starting to be really pleasant to be around?


Not cmk

Eli is NOT elite said...

yeah i been there

tebow who gagged me said...

pregnant ladies be crazy you

Eli is NOT elite said...

i think 50 cent is going to jail soon for a pump and dump stock scandal he was tweeting to buy some penny stock

Spaceman Spiff said...

"whitlock thinks jeff george could start for 24 different NFL teams right now"

'But if you read my column regularly, you know I’m bone honest and raw when it comes to everything sports related except Jeff George.'

hi whitlock

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats from whitlocks hoke article

EP gonna be pumped after reading that

Eli is NOT elite said...

suite

tebow who gagged me said...

"i think 50 cent is going to jail soon for a pump and dump stock scandal he was tweeting to buy some penny stock"

50 cent the rapper?

Eli is NOT elite said...

yespiece

Harry and Lloyd said...

3.4 walls

Beth said...

"am i done with this moniker beth"

Yes.


Another snow day here, cabin fever has officially set in. You can only watch so many netflix movies.

tebow who gagged me said...

sexflix movies

Spaceman Spiff said...

trevor hoffman retires

Mize said...

Can't get shit organized for ice fishing this year. Not happy

Todd Packer said...

put in my resignation today

H said...

I'm begining to think I may really have a problem. This girl just told me she got her nips pierced and I asked her to send a picture, which she did. Then I realized I have slept with her aunt and made out with her mother, and now I am looking at her nipples. I am a sex addict.

Todd Packer said...

got a suite offer and took it... last day here is the 28th... 1st day at new place is the 31st

H said...

And for the record, she is 19, so I am not a complete pervert.

Todd Packer said...

hope it's lov-friendly

H said...

"got a suite offer and took it... last day here is the 28th... 1st day at new place is the 31st"

Congrats!

Todd Packer said...

thanks, h

Harry and Lloyd said...

congrats packer

Harry and Lloyd said...

"I am a sex addict."

OK Eldrick

Mize said...

"meiz charlie sheen banged bree olson"


Who is Bree Olson?

H said...

"Who is Bree Olson?"

Porn star

Harry and Lloyd said...

tosh.0 loves him some bree olson

Mize said...

"And for the record, she is 19, so I am not a complete pervert."


You're 30.

Mize said...

She was 7 when you were 18.


She was in elementary school when you were legally buying alcohol, and sitting at the bar.

H said...

"You're 30."

Thanks for the update

H said...

She's legal.

Harry and Lloyd said...

mize gets jealous that he can't bang 19 year olds

H said...

Did I say I was gonna bang her? I just had her send me a picture of her new nipple piercings. Completely scientific purposes.

Harry and Lloyd said...

"Did I say I was gonna bang her?"

Did you say you were not?

H said...

"Did you say you were not?"

Good point. I am not.

Harry and Lloyd said...

Fucking ridiculous that this is even an issue

Fuck that lady and her "church"

H said...

haha, contestants on Money Drop are gonna lose it all on the first question.

H said...

oh now they are gonna split it by 3 maybe...

H said...

The wife talked the hubby out of the quick change. hahahah

H said...

Hubby is pissed. Next stop: divorce

H said...

The question was what is the traditional drink in victory lane at the indy 500. The options were one made my Anheiser-Busch (sp?), one made my Dom Perignon, one made by an atlanta soft drink company or one made by a cow.

Mize said...

Morons

Mize said...

Everybody knows it's RC Cola

H said...

exactly.

H said...

BTW, even though it wasn't the answer, I found it funny that they didn't even know what the Atlanta based company was.

H said...

Who's the most hated sports figure. Lebron, Tiger or Vick. That's the current question.

H said...

They put all of their money on Vick.

H said...

Wasn't Lebron.

Mize said...

Wasn't LeBron?

H said...

Nope. It was Vick.

H said...

Carmen Electra and Rodman, Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie, or Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. Which Marriage lasted the longest?

Mize said...

That doesn't seem accurate

Mize said...

Pam and Kid

H said...

"That doesn't seem accurate"

It was according to some survey. Lebron ranked 6th.

H said...

And it was MJ and Lisa Marie.

Mize said...

Million Dollar Money Drop(?) is not how I will make my millions, seemingly.

Tomorrow, POWERBALL!

H said...

Meiz what are you talking about on twitter?

Mize said...

"Meiz what are you talking about on twitter?"


Regarding?

Mize said...

Oh.

tosh.0

H said...

Snowing pretty hard here now. Gotta drive home now. Wish me luck

H said...

Made it home alive.

Eli is NOT elite said...

good, it was nasty last night

Eli is NOT elite said...

congrats packer

Eli is NOT elite said...

"who is bree olson"

shame on you meiz

El Padrino said...

10 inches

tebow who gagged me said...

i think the new post is up

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