Friday, January 21, 2011

The Farve curse

Packers -3.5 over Bears

I think the lack of WR ability is going to hurt Chicago here and I can't see Forte gaining more than 70 or so on the ground. It's no secret the Bears didn't want to see the Packers but at least they get them at home where the fans will be rabid.

Jets +3.5 over Steelers

The Jets were extremely impressive last week. Momo in the playoffs is huge which is why I'm taking them this week. Steelers looked crappy at times vs Ravens and honestly were gifted that game. This is a very confident team and that baffoon of a coach can actually coach. I undsrstand LeBeau will throw alot of things Chize hasn't seen yet in his early QB life but I think they Jets will be 70/30 in favor of the ground game to offset that. They've (the Jets) haven't played a playoff caliber defense yet including last year. This is the ultimate test. And If it's close, Steelers win by a FG making the .5 point gold.

Kod, the curse is working. He did it to himself. This means now after the Jets and Packers play in the Super Bowl that the Vikings will make it next year. All three former Farve teams will play in the Super Bowl, a spot that he coveted so much he tarnished his legacy. He wrecked the Jets, cost a man his job that year and pretty much sexually harassed the entire building. He tormented the Packers by un-retiring and being a dick to Aaron Rodgers then by signing with a heated rival in Minnesota. It's only right that those teams improve when he leaves. He might have been all world for 10 straight years and I'm nbot going to take away those years how ever many they were but he was a cancer the past 3 years and left a wake of people in his debauchery and cockyness*.

147 comments:

Jugdish said...

They've (the Jets) haven't


suite

tem said...

bert sux

El Padrino said...

the real winner is kod

tem said...

or TP

El Padrino said...

TP always wins, he's awesome

tem said...

his florida state logo suggests otherwise.

tem said...

roger ebert lost his face to cancer.

after you lose your face you probably just shouldn't go on tv.

Beth said...

Charlie Sheen would fit in on LOV, since he likes hot women and HDH.

tem said...

i want to buy some of this deer antler HGH.

Keef said...

bears/steelers super bowlTM will be pretty suite

Keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sacha Baron Cohen's next role will be playing Saddam Hussein.

The British comic will star in and co-write "The Dictator," which is scheduled for release in May 2012"

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, UFC pics

ChiefPacker said...

"his florida state logo suggests otherwise."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ChiefPacker said...

uf looked like crap last night against auburn

ChiefPacker said...

double dose of tps might put me in the crazy house... can't wait to get over to the new place

ChiefPacker said...

tc spoiler

i thought this was the best restaurant wars episode... fabio was grate*

tem said...

"tem, UFC pics"

bummed florian bailed or got hurt or whatever.

florian couldn't afford to lose and he very well might have.

ChiefPacker said...

the jets don't have a chance this weekend

Keef said...

"i thought this was the best restaurant wars episode... fabio was grate*"



^^^^^^^

And my least favorite person got booted

tem said...

UFC PICKS:

Yves Edwards vs. Cody McKenzie

I think Edwards is like 50 years old. He has to be on his way down. I have no idea who McKenzie is (other than he guilotines everyone on TUF)but I am picking him to win. I figure the UFC wants their TUF boys to do well.

DaMarques Johnson vs. Michael Guymon

I'm not sure anyone cares. Both of these guys are just stepping stones for good young fighters. Johnson is a tougher sounding name than Guymon. I'll take Guymon.


Mike Thomas Brown vs. Rani Yahya

Mike Brown is good at 1 thing. Beating Uriah Faber. I have no clue who Rani Yahya is, but I don't think it is Uriah Faber with a different name. Yahya wins because he isn't Uriah Faber.

Waylon Lowe vs. Willamy “Chiquerim” Freire


These names are hilarious. I pick Chiquerim because I don't know how to pronounce it.


Amilcar Alves vs. Charlie Brenneman

Alves by KO. Brenneman can wrestle better, but I have a hunch. Tem has a hunch....AKA bet the house on Brennemen.


Will Campuzano vs. Chris Cariaso


These guys combined weight is less than most heavy weights. I have no idea what is going on in the bantamweight category. It reminds me of children fighting. I'll go with Cariaso.

ChiefPacker said...

"And my least favorite person got booted"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And my least favorite person got booted"

you jelly of his as.ness?

s

hate him too, dont have a problem with any of the other dudes left

El Padrino said...

agree, hated marcel

El Padrino said...

isabella is fat

El Padrino said...

all 4 teams left have great defenses

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo chat starting

El Padrino said...

going here

for dinner with men

Spaceman Spiff said...

"going here"

nice, double eagle strip

El Padrino said...

you know it

El Padrino said...

there is 10 of us, we have $2800

think that covers it?

tem said...

no

El Padrino said...

damn i hope it is

Jugdish said...

no shit

Jugdish said...

Originally, the ball had to be literally "pitched" underhand, as with pitching horseshoes. Overhand throwing was not allowed until 1884.


i was so happy when they changed that.

/tp

tem said...

UFC PICKS:


Evan Dunham (No. 10 LW) vs. Melvin Guillard


Guillard is a late replacement for Florian. Late replacements rarely do well. Dunham should roll him.


Matt Mitrione vs. Tim Hague

Mittrione is always smiling, too much. I think he is wierd. Anyway these two big guys should just throw punches until one of them falls down. I bet Mitrione falls first.

Mark Hominick vs. George Roop

I've never been a Roop fan. Not sure why. I hope he loses. He will.

Patrick Barry vs. Joey Beltran

More fat people fighting. These guys will both be winded 2 minutes into the fight. They'll either stand and trade for 3 rounds or someone will fall on the other guy. I think Barry wins after 3 rounds of fat guys throwing slow punches.

Cole Miller vs. Matt Wiman

This fight should be a good one. Especially when compared to the fat people ones. Should be fast paced and pretty fun to watch. I don't think either of these guys would last very long against and elite fighter, but against each other it should be good. Flip a coin here and say Miller.

El Padrino said...

the fuck is that shit

tem said...

$2800 for 10 peeps is 280 a person.

obviously.

salad/starter is ~13
steak is ~50
side is ~13
dessert is ~??

booze is ~400

so you have 476 per person plus tip

El Padrino said...

app $12
side $12
steak $60

$84 for food x 10 = 840

booze is the problem is the question

tem said...

Indeed, it is the problem is the question

Jugdish said...

where does the 2800 come from?

Jugdish said...

1800 of booze sounds like a lot at a dinner.

Jugdish said...

don't forget the tip!

/h

Jugdish said...

i'm eyeballing the longbone


/Lp

El Padrino said...

lets say avg drink is $10 or bottle of wine per guy at $50

should be ok

El Padrino said...

"where does the 2800 come from?"

football team winings

Jugdish said...

suite

Jugdish said...

have a couple of drinks with dinner and go to a bar after to drink

Jugdish said...

cheaper

tem said...

el pad should get more since he called the plays.

Jugdish said...

he will make the team toast tonight

Jugdish said...

el pad should get more since he called the plays.



2 sides

Jugdish said...

Bill Simmons (1:01 PM)


Absolutely. Very quietly, the group pushing the downtown stadium sold its naming rights for big bucks to Farmer's Insurance recently, that's going to give them most of the money to build it. I think LA will end up with TWO teams. That's my prediction. Definitely the Chargers, then someone else way down the line. I think the Vikes will stay, that team means too much to Minnesota and it would be even worse than the Sonics leaving Seattle if they left - just a complete failure by the organization and the league. We can't have an NFL that doesn't have a team in Minnesota. It's wrong.


suite

/kod

ChiefPacker said...

"el pad should get more since he called the plays."


ep should order for everyone

ChiefPacker said...

"Bill Simmons (1:01 PM)"

i hate ass-face simmons, but i agree with him on that comment

Jugdish said...

Wendy's

El Padrino said...

hahahahaa

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

about 2 hours and 15 minutes from beer time

tem said...

u get beer time early

tem said...

what is the status between jug and cgjid?

that still active?

Jugdish said...

u get beer time early


we got a six pack at lunch...we'll close the door and open them at about 4:45. then its off to Twin Peaks.

tem said...

Twin Peaks that TV show?

tem said...

or is Twin Peaks a strip club?

Jugdish said...

that still active?


yeah, still active and going well...going on 8 months or so

tem said...

good work.

Jugdish said...

Twin Peaks is a Hooters type restaurant...

Jugdish said...

we have $2800...hope that is enough


s

tem said...

2800 there would get you laid. twice. at least.

if you were interested in going that fast.

tem said...

which town are you going to?

tem said...

bedford?

tem said...

arlen?

Jugdish said...

Webster

I have a Hooters and a Twin Peaks both within about 2 miles from my house.

Jugdish said...

softball starting again in a few weeks. i really want to get us sponsered by a local bar/restaurant this time.

tem said...

good pictures.

the girls in tx seem to be better looking than the girls in ohio.

tem said...

getting sponsored is the way to go.

we used to be sponsored. then our guy in charge said that not enough people were going to the bar afterwards so he didn't get us sponsored.

so now i have to pay my share of league fees and my bar tab. before just my bar tab.

our manager said he wasn't getting sponsored because the people who didn't go to the bar were getting a free ride.

smat* now everyone has to pay more.

Jugdish said...

when they first opened that place the girls there were awesome. i think they brought in chicks to open it. There was a little drop off, but they are still hot. Hooters is across the interstate...cut into their business

ChiefPacker said...

"if you were interested in going that fast"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

getting sponsored is the way to go.



we typically have at least 8 people going out before or after each game. One season for us costs about 285 including up fees. 8 games plus 2 playoff games...they'd get their money back easily.

did they pay for your shirts?

tem said...

i know hooters has a traveling team of hot chicks that opens stores across a region.

so when a hooters here opens the first week or two is awesome.

then it sucks

tem said...

we paid for our own shirts. we used the same shirts for 3 seasons.

tem said...

then we didn't get sponsored and got new shirts.

i forgot about shirts.


lots of bars around here have shirts they give teams. they have funny names on the back and the bars logo on the front.

tem said...

we used to have about 8 people going out.

but then it dwindled down to about 3.


of course the 3 of us easily spent $300 over 10 weeks. which was what the bar required we spend to keep our sponsorship for the next year.

Jugdish said...

we paid for our own shirts. we used the same shirts for 3 seasons.



i think that's what we're going to do. We are changing our team name to Sons of Pitches and everyone is picking some kind of baseball term nickname

tem said...

haha.

our team name used to be Snatchmasters.

then the city made us change it so we changed it to Gallos Tap Room because that is who sponsored us.

then we changed it to Son of a Pitch last season when we dropped our sponsorship.

tem said...

"everyone is picking some kind of baseball term nickname"

pick safety squeeze

tem said...

or slow play

Jugdish said...

then we changed it to Son of a Pitch last season when we dropped our sponsorship.


suite...cgjid drew us up a logo...give me a few minutes and I'll post it.

Jugdish said...

I picked The Bender

Jugdish said...

one chick picked The Sweet Spot

tem said...

Louisiana Fastball

tem said...

Tight and Inside

tem said...

Knuckler

tem said...

our logo is just some script S with a P in it somehow and then a baseball or something.

i guess it could be a softball, but it looks like a baseball to me.

tem said...

if you have a black guy make him be Pine Tar

tem said...

i guess tight and inside mean the same thing in baseball terms

tem said...

high and tight

Jugdish said...

Tight and Inside



i think someone took that. one of the chicks with fake boobs took The Mound(s)

tem said...

Buster Olney Knows Jack Shit

Jugdish said...

i can't post a link to it...but the logo is on my blog

tem said...

does the ball have an erection?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice logo, looks like he has a huge cock, love it

/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

was cjid inspired by you when she drew it, if so text me some pics ifyouknowwhatimsayin

/EP

Jugdish said...

the bat is also a middle finger

Jugdish said...

was cjid inspired by you when she drew it, if so text me some pics ifyouknowwhatimsayin



hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwww

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

nimble

tem said...

hump day

Keef said...

"pick safety squeeze"

Then splain what that is to mize

El Padrino said...

im off to manhattan piece

Keef said...

seems like it would be easy to not spend $280 on dinner/drinks. A grate* dinner would be $100, then even if you have 10 $10 drinks, plus tip, you're looking at $250, tops

Keef said...

keep the extra $30 to buy a comfortable pillow you can use when sleeping on the couch

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Another huge day

Keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Reports: Los Angeles Angels on verge of trading Mike Napoli to Toronto Blue Jays for Vernon Wells"


good GAWD, WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

rays got manny and damon

Keef said...

Wall

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tem said...

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ChiefPacker said...

nice wall run

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Play golfing here tomorrow. My buddy is an attendant there so he's getting us on for $10

Keef said...

Saw that Tesus doc on espn last night. I thought it was pretty good

ChiefPacker said...

"Play golfing here tomorrow"

nice

Jugdish said...

wall

The Agony of Defeet* said...

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Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

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Keef said...

Cutler is too jittery

Keef said...

Wall

tem said...

Your face is too jittery

Keef said...

Cutler is such a pussy

Keef said...

Caleb Hanie?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

HAHA Hanie is wearing one of those better health bracelet things.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Does anyone else have an issue with one of the officials telling the Bears that they only had 10 players on the field before a kickoff?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Hanie's not looking too awful here.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Never mind.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Sorry Jug

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Tem and I had the same picks this week. We will still be tied after today.

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

"Guillard is a late replacement for Florian. Late replacements rarely do well. Dunham should roll him."

Or not

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Chinese food was a bad decision...

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