Thursday, January 20, 2011

We will sign Car-melo....NOT!

I heard a piece from the Prokhorov press conference on Carmelo and I can't get the Borat voice out of my head.

Every sport has their own all star game. In the NFL if you are voted in, you are called a pro-bowler. In MLB you're an all star...same with the NBA. However the NBA seems to be the only sport where they also call some of their players "Superstars". WFT is that? They already have an all star game and their all stars. What is the difference? Do you become a superstar when your ego gets so big that the term "all star" just doesn't cut it anymore?

Are there superstars in the WNBA? No, and that's bullshit! /freak

Random thought: Does LOV have to abide by the Rooney rule to replace Steve, or does Mize count? S

Although I am probably having a Super Bowl party, I look forward to conference championship weekend more than Super Bowl Sunday. Better games, home field crowd, more football, don't have to sit through two weeks of interviews and media BS, etc. A friend of mine throws a party on conference championship weekend, so that's where I'll be on Sunday...good times. I really like having Mondays off, especially at this time of the year.

Disorder in the Court was more than mildly entertaining tonight. I saw a monk riot.

"Nets walk away from Melo trade" That's what I would have done. /Keef

and go...

159 comments:

Beth said...

Nice post title.

Jugdish said...

better?

Beth said...

Now see, why'd you just assume I was being sarcastic?

Oh yeah, cause I'm a girl. Smart man.

Jugdish said...

braodway joe on mike and mike...he sounds drunk again

Jugdish said...

broadway even

Beth said...

I can see how this could happen.

/blue

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

porkohorov calls him carmella

not carmelo

Jugdish said...

good point

Blue said...

that whole carrier pigeon stuff was hilarity

dude is awesome

El Padrino said...

look forward to conference championship weekend more than Super Bowl Sunday. Better games, home field crowd, more football, don't have to sit through two weeks of interviews and media BS, etc.

colov

tem said...

"braodway joe on mike and mike...he sounds drunk again"

he can't be drunk again. he has never sobered up.

El Padrino said...

i stayed home today

tem said...

i'm on a conference call right now. very boring.

Blue said...

march madness is the best weekend in sports though...c'mon bro

Blue said...

i was on a conference call yesterday in which our cfo started singing before the call started...it was awful

tem said...

i thought you were the cfo

Jugdish said...

he thought so too

tem said...

so blue sucks at singing, got it.

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

im stupid for buyin sugar free jelly

El Padrino said...

la costra nostra

El Padrino said...

lion tacos

tem said...

"im stupid for buyin sugar free jelly"


THAT

tem said...

"im stupid for buyin sugar free jelly"


THAT

El Padrino said...

Vince Young says he’s “elite”, plans to start in 2011

i disagree

/elpad

Beth said...

I disagree

/the rest of the world

fixed

tem said...

start for the UFL

Spaceman Spiff said...

"porkohorov calls him carmella

not carmelo"

al davis called cam newton, kim newton

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lion tacos"

padfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

who the hell is gonna pay 200$ to stand outside the stadium and watch the super bowl on big TVs

you do get a scarf though, must be really nice s

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

Jug likes his walls.

Keef said...

hows come LP nerve showed us his breakdancing video he made with wolf that was on Tosh the other night?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"DeMar DeRozan to replace Brandon Jennings in this year's Sprite Slam Dunk Contest "

Blue said...

al davis is a piece of work.

Blue said...

that's ok at John Elways initial press conference he called one of the broncos starting offensive lineman by the wrong name...gotta make that guy feel secure in his job

called JD Walton, JD Walson

Blue said...

as long as he knows how to pronounce tebow i'm on board


/blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

Jugdish said...

"Sports teams depend on loyalists. Suckers are born every minute. Pro sports organizations are living proof. How else do you explain Cincinnati Bengals fans?"

Jugdish said...

way too long of an article about the nba all star game

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

wall

tem said...

bridge

Keef said...

forte on rome right now, yug

Jugdish said...

bridge



shit!

/jug

Jugdish said...

forte on rome right now, yug



damn...blocked on the stream

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

building

Keef said...

lull

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

NYC parents lose kid of 23 years

Keef said...

crazy story

Keef said...

just another day in CM

/lp

Beth said...

She had too much time for that shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she said "she started doing this when he really wanted to be left alone; he was a very independent baby. She also said she knew what it was like to be told no, she didn't want her baby to be told no and didn't want him to be known as a mama's boy.""

wat*

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

"she didn't want her baby to be told no and didn't want him to be known as a mama's boy."




yeah that makes no cents*

El Padrino said...

fucking facebook

El Padrino said...

got two soups going right now
family is sick and now i'm feeling something coming

El Padrino said...

need to knock it out before tomorrow
got a big steak dinner with the boys

Keef said...

sick is going around our house, too

El Padrino said...

gotta love doctors

bgep throwing up, high fever, extremely lethargic the whole shebang
so i bring her to dr today he listens to chest takes throat culture and says it's a viral infection

just to give her tylenol and make sure she drinks and passes liquids

next time i aint bringing her, i knew that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

bet you take her to the doc next time

Keef said...

all the doctors look up to LP

El Padrino said...

bet you take her to the doc next time

standard?

El Padrino said...

i hate dr's until i need one to save my life or someone elsse life i care about

Keef said...

selfish

s

El Padrino said...

dangerous

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

has this been posted?

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

"has this been posted?"


that's not really bert

s

Keef said...

18/24

Keef said...

32/36

Keef said...

4/5

The Agony of Defeet* said...

huge day

Keef said...

yep

ChiefPacker said...

lots of walls

ChiefPacker said...

"hows come LP nerve showed us his breakdancing video he made with wolf that was on Tosh the other night?"


funny

ChiefPacker said...

getting a steady diet of tps from old and new place... i didn't sign up for that.

ChiefPacker said...

time to go home

ChiefPacker said...

gotta feeling lov will be unbloct* at the new place

ChiefPacker said...

this seminole pic is still making me mad... nice work, jug

Jugdish said...

that's up the the voting members


s

Jugdish said...

this seminole pic is still making me mad... nice work, jug



thanks. it was between that and something top gunish

Keef said...

"that's up the the voting members"


pardon?

Jugdish said...

pardon?



tp said he is a non-voting member of the board at the new yob if i remember correctly.

Keef said...

correct

Keef said...

nervemind

The Agony of Defeet* said...

""that's up the the voting members"


pardon?"

RK,R?

Keef said...

jesus chris*

Keef said...

apparently HDH is instilled in everyone's brains

Jugdish said...

catching up on some idol...yeah i DVRd it.

Jugdish said...

catching up on some idol...yeah i DVRd it.

Jugdish said...

hit 100 thanks to a lot of walls and a conflicting edit

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Solid efforting, Jug

Keef said...

14 walls

Keef said...

you can take those walls the the bank

Jugdish said...

banner day

Jugdish said...

i need a more inspiring or controversial post next week i think

Keef said...

we need the fucking tcs. fucking tem

The Agony of Defeet* said...

I have a lot of respect for Tem

Keef said...

only because he said that about you

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Maybe a little. But I have a lot of respect for Tem, Jug, and Meiz. They had the balls to go to the Summit. NS

Jugdish said...

you can stay in their guest room in south bend

The Agony of Defeet* said...

No offense to those who couldn't get permission from their wives.

Jugdish said...

summitt II in NO

Keef said...

"They had the balls to go to the Summit."


The balls to go?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Yea I dunno

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Just trying to cause trouble

Keef said...

aa

Keef said...

the only balls mize had were jug's balls on his chin

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"the only balls mize had were jug's balls on his chin"

Jug passed out earlier then Mize both nights, so you might have to reverse that.

Keef said...

talking about jug paying for mize's shit

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"talking about jug paying for mize's shit"

Yes I know.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

I, however, was saying that Meiz is a homosexual and took advantage of a passed out Jug

Keef said...

let's hear that one

Keef said...

don't be a holder outer like kod

s

Keef said...

i need to get some shoe insoles because the doc told me last week I've got plantar fasciitis. Them shits aren't cheap

Keef said...

I could have told you that

/lp

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"let's hear that one"

I have no proof or even reason to suspect it happened. Just saying it is possible that it could have happened.

Keef said...

way to play along

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Sources told me it may have happened.

That's enough to get it published, right?

Keef said...

you're hired

/wwl

Keef said...

sources say that is how mort got hired

Spaceman Spiff said...

"New York Yankees, Andruw Jones agree to 1-year deal"

dont be scurred H



s

The Agony of Defeet* said...

I still find it hilarious that Cashman came out and said he didn't want Soriano. I know we talked about it yesterday, but I'm just still in awe. What possible good can it do to say that publicly after the guy is signed to your team?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"dont be scurred H"

Didn't even know he was still in baseball.

Keef said...

Winter wipeout tonight

Keef said...

Indont think he didn't want Soriano, I just think he didn't want to pay him $12mil/yr

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"dont think he didn't want Soriano, I just think he didn't want to pay him $12mil/yr"

Right, but either way it makes noe cents* to say it publicly. What does one hope to accomplish with that?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

noe is solid HDH

The Agony of Defeet* said...

noe* a neer* a female neer*

The Agony of Defeet* said...

I've been playing the hell out of Fake Plastic Trees the last couple days. Great freaking song.

Keef said...

Thanks for no tc spoilers today

NS

Keef said...

Today's comments were a fucking perfect storm of awfulness

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"Today's comments were a fucking perfect storm of awfulness"

So is your face

Jugdish said...

Lp better bring the noise tomorrow

Jugdish said...

i don't think these idol judges are too bad so far

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"i don't think these idol judges are too bad so far"

I'm reserving judgement.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

NDR just got booked to play at a blessing of the bikes event in Providence in May. We're gonna be playing in front of several thousand people.

FUCKING SUITE*!!!!

Jugdish said...

I'm reserving judgement.



yeah still early...but not bad so far. all their jokes are new right now

Jugdish said...

FUCKING SUITE*!!!!


awesome man...congrats!

Jugdish said...

do you guys use a booking agent or do y'all book your own gigs?

The Agony of Defeet* said...

I do all the booking right now, but we are talking about using an agent. We have one who wants to bok us to the Rock the Ink show in October. It's a big festival show celebrating tattoos and body art in RI. 2 years ago Godsmack and Sevendust headlined. So that too would be suite*

Jugdish said...

y'all got a CD made? like something small from a live gig or something?

one of the bands i go see now and then down here had one made at a live show they did and handed them out for free when they were first starting out...encouraged people to burn it and give to their friends. thought that was a decent idea...not sure what it costs

they play better venues now and across the state

Jugdish said...

I think i would wear my "So is your face!" shirt on idol if i auditioned.


s

The Agony of Defeet* said...

Nah nothing yet. Gonna work on it though.

The Agony of Defeet* said...

"I think i would wear my "So is your face!" shirt on idol if i auditioned."

I wish I had auditioned sooner honestly. Knowing what I know now after having gone through it once, I think I would make it through if I had another opportunity. Stupid age limit.

Jugdish said...

g.i. joe cartoon is on...suite

Keef said...

"Knowing what I know now after having gone through it once, I think I would make it through if I had another opportunity."


Noone wants to see you in a thong, bro

Keef said...

29/29 with 4 seconds left

Jugdish said...

Lp is not bringing the noise

El Padrino said...

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