Friday, December 31, 2010

whoops

i forgot to post

Sorry about the streak Freak.

Not picking meaningless games.

I'll take the Rams on sunday night. And Faith Hill.

Happy New Years Eve.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

EOW!

Anyone working today? Today is my last day of work, and then I'm off for 13 days. EOW!

Game was fun last night. We had seats behind the Illinois end zone. I drank a lot of beer yesterday and I feel surprisingly well this morning. EOW!

Damn, tomorrow is already New Years Eve. For the last 5 years I have thrown a New Years Eve party, but this year my brother and his wife are having it instead. I'll throw a Super Bowl party instead. You're all invited. Its nice to not have to prepare for a party this year, but I'm still providing the shot block.

What is your New Years resolution(s)?

In 5 days I'll be heading to Blue country, well close to Blue country, for the ski trip/music festival. 5-6 days of skiing and listening to music that most of you hate. Went with a group of 4 friends last year and it was really one of the top trips I've ever taken. Yeah I know beaches are cool and all, but I'm not really the type who goes on vacation to rest. I like to be doing stuff. I come back from vacation to rest. This year we have 11 people going in 2 cabins. This is a short video I took last year during an acoustic set. I have a flip cam this year, so I'll take more video. Mize, you should check daily. This is not a video I took...but its at the musicfest. Good times! EOW!

Bands/singers I'm looking forward to seeing (tem would like these...eyemuffs LOV): Cody Canada and The Departed, Reckless Kelly, Micky and the Motorcars, Wade Bowen, Sean McConnell, Roger Creager, Fred Andrews, Randy Rogers Band, Jack Ingram, Charlie Robison, Radney Foster, Band of Heathens, Stoney LaRue...EOW!

There is a good chance I'll end up here at some point next Tuesday. Blue knows...

Blue, my favorite run there is Tomahawk.

Another good thing about the Bears having a first round bye is not having to search out a sports bar while I'm gone. EOW!

I'll get back from the trip on Wednesday the 12th, work on the 13th, then I'll have a 4 day weekend. EOW!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

I forgot

Holidays really screw up my weekday compass. I don't even know what day it is half the time normally, now with all these weird workweeks.....woe.

The iggles shit the bed on national TV last night. Maybe next time they could play on a wednesday night. I did like having the football option last night though, I could get used to tuesday night football on NBC...it's better than law and order svu or some crap.

Reese Witherspoon is in like 3 new movies coming out in the next few months, they're all gonna suck.

Blue is trying to plan a nice vacation for October. I'm thinking of St. Lucia, but then I have to update my passport, so maybe not. Suggestions? Eau Claire Wisconsin is not on the list either...i'm looking at you meiz.

I'm enjoying Tim Tebow era...fans here have lost their minds. He played decent against historically one of the worst pass defenses of all time. It's a glimmer of hope, but at least it's a glimmer.

Champ Bailey was robbed from a pro-bowl spot. They went through the list of guys he's shut down this season in the paper last week and it's insane. Boldin had 1 catch, Reggie Wayne had 1 or 2, shut dwayne Bowe out one game, Fitz had a decent game 6 catches for 72 yards, andre johnson didn't have a catch last week either. This has actually been one of his better years of recent memory, he's had a better season than Revis or Asomomughhaha and that rookie kid at New England...but that's what happens when your team only wins 4 games. Farewell Champ Bailey, this was probably your last season as a Bronco and he's one of my all-time favorite broncos, even if he was on shitty teams.

Tebow.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

I got engaged

It was a lovely time in North Dakota. It was a nice balmy 7° most days. The wind blew a lot, which is nice as well. I asked cgtwtm to marry me, and she said yes. It was glorious. One of the best days of my life. We have decided to have an old fashioned wedding here in Bismark. You are all invited of course. This summer, date to be determined, but probably July 16th. I can't wait to see everyone there. I haven't been more excited since the last time that I proposed. Actually, that's a lie, this proposal went much better. I toyed with the idea of tying the ring to my cock and having her do a scavenger hunt to find it, but I knew better.

Hope everyone had a merry christmas. Now that i'm engaged, after this post, I will go back to being my angry self that everyone remembers from the good old days.

/tem

this post was written as tem for tem, some of the events may have been changed to protect the innocent

Monday, December 27, 2010

Snowy Monday Spot Start

Keef didn't feel like posting. May he was just being Meizy. Maybe he was busy playing with his new iPad. We know he wasn't playing with cmk. She's pregnant and that's an even bigger deterent to sex than marriage is.

We are in the middle of a blizzard here. I can't see how much snow has fallen here yet, but I'm guessing it probably won't be as much as they forecast. It never is.

The Patriots clinched the top seed in the AFC. First round bye and home advantage throughout the playoffs. This is good for 2 reasons. Obviously, it makes the path to the Superbowl a little easier for New England. Secondly, it means I will have at least 2 more football games to work and make extra money.

What's the point of firing Mike Singletary with one game to go in the season? This isn't like Lou Lamorello firing Claude Julien going into the playoofs, and then the Devils winning the cup. The 49ers are 5-10. Is not having Singletary behind the bench for that final game really gonna make all that much of a difference? Why not just wait? Unless you simply want to embarass the guy.

Anyone else have the day off today because of the snow?

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Santa is on his way

It's Christmas!!!! Well almost but close enough. Allow me to be the first to wish you all a Merry Christmas. And remember this holiday is about alot of different things but mostly it's about ignoring your significant other while you play with whatever cool new gadget/toy/vibrator you got. Cheers!

Now let El Padsanta hand out some gifts to the LOV hood. Some naughty, some nice.

I've been watching. /Michael Barrett

Tem - An engagement ring. Then I'm taking that shit back. See how you like it.

Keef - An I-Pad. Can't have too many. And some true goodwill for cmk and the baby.

Kod - Cigarettes. Tax free.

TP - A fucking Gateway laptop, see how you like it asshole. /SOTP

blue - I'm gonna fire your ass see how you like it.

Beth - Semen. Mine. You want my baby. I can tell.

Steve - A baseball.

Zeke - HD TV.

Meiz - See Beth.

Aitch - Rock Band, so you REALLY know what its like to be in a band.

Rev - A pile of human shit and a picture of me fisting Cliff Lee's wife while a bloody and battered Cliff Lee looks on in horror.

spiff - Far East Movement CD and a churro stick.

Jug - Ex Lax, hopefully it speeds things up.

Jfreak - Nancy Lieberman autographed tampon.

Now, unto the picks. Need to go 16-0 (AHIK) to catapult back in the top.
Spreads from Yahoo as usual not posting them though. Lazy Santa.

Dallas over AZ
Buffalo over NE
Bears over Jets
Baltimore over Cleveland
KC over Tenn
St Loo over San Fran
Miami over Detroit
Jax over Wash
San Diego over Cincy
Denver over Houston
Indy over Oakland
Green Bay over NYG
Seattle over Tampa
Philly over Minnesota
New Orleans over ATL

Again, merry christmas. I love everyone.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Yes or no?

Tem gave Terrelle Pryor a free dragon tat on his ankle? Yes

Tattoos are free in Temhio anyways. No

The Flip cam turned out to be a bad Christmas gift for Rex Ryan last year. Yes

Feet...really Rex, really?? Yes

Beth has done the foot thing before. No

I like Kim K's feet!! /Lp Yes

NFL playoffs should be reseeded according to record. No

Free Whataburger hamburger today. Yes

Lp should send us all bagels. Yes

They would be stale upon arrival. Yes

Not if he used MPS. Yes

Philly sucks! YES

The only bowl game I will probably watch is the Super Bowl. Yes

Mize will have to pin his dad 2 out of 3 times this weekend as part the Festivus feats of strength. No

Feets of strength?!?! /Rex Ryan No

Mize's dad would win. Yes

Lp should buy a fake turd and drop it Keef's box of bagels. Yes

Malls suck. Yes

I find it ironic that Rex Ryan is a FOOTball coach. Yes

The Brewers have sold more season tickets since the Greinke signing. Yes

They have also sold more of those Breers shoes that Mize likes. No

No one should be wearing those shoes who is older than 12. Yes

and the shoes should be tied. Yes

If they do they should be picked on. Yes

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Video post

It's christmas week. Nobody cares. This video must be why all the hockey players end up with hot chicks (s)



Who knew that freak looked just like Andy Samberg



and last but not least....MERRY CHRISTAMS

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

3 days til X-Mas?

So I was sitting at home watching Jeopardy and there was a decently hot chick on. That got me thinking, who was the hottest Jeopardy contestant (not counting celeb jeopardy) ever? I bet spiff knows. Has there ever been a Girls of Jeopardy photo spread in Playboy? Someone needs to get on this and make some smart hot chicks get nekkid. Oh, by the by the hot chick got destroyed by a dorky looking dude.

And another thing, has there ever been a fight on the Family Feud? I mean have two families ever just started to throw down? I have a feeling that if El Pad was ever on the Feud that he’d fight someone.




fNFL Talk
Bears Bears Bears Bears! The Bears D carried people to the title game in many leagues this week. Joe Webb, you are not the answer. In LOV league my team finalized its losing streak at 7 or 8. That was nice. The Bears D carried Freak, but he would have probably won anyway. In my $$$ league I made the title game. My buddy lost his game by 3 points. The Bears D carried his opponent to victory. He was up by 20 going into last night and lost. I was looking forward to playing him because he I know him and it would have been fun. But now I am playing some other dude that I don’t know. I hope my team kicks the crap out of his.


Burt
Good try Burt, but the first hit you got put you out of the game? Whatever. You were just waiting for 1 hit so you could sit down.


OK time for work, I’m kind of a big deal lately since the CFO is out sick.



Finally, when did Rev become so insufferable? He quit LOV and then it went downhill from there. Does anyone know the moment that he turned?

Monday, December 20, 2010

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-sus Christ, NY sucks

I was going to call this post "5 days til christmas", but anytime the Giants choke like that you have to go with that.

It was awesome seeing the NYG blow that game yesterday. The only bad thing is that it was against Philly. Rev had approximately 28 posts on FB within an hour of the game, with a number of video links. He's so fucking insufferable. I think Philly has blown right past NY for me into 2nd place as most annoying sports cities. So it's Boston #1, Philly #2, and NY #3. But seriously, fuck all those cities. They're the new axis of evil.

I guess rev also went to NY and saw Prince in concert this weekend. I hope he wore some long underwear to help with the prince chills. heyooooooooo. Actually, what rev calls "long underwear", most people call "yacht sail". heyoooooooo

Bowl games started on Saturday. All of them were blowouts. The real bowl season starts tomorrow night.

Did anyone see SNL this weekend? There was a pretty funny skit they did as the Kardashians. Basically it showed 3 chicks playing the 3 sisters, all dressed up in Christmas getup. The first chick says "Hi, I'm Kim. I'm dressed up as sexy santa". The next chick says "Hi, I'm Kourtney. I'm dressed up as sexy santa". Third chick is like a foot taller and says "Hi, I'm Khloe. I'm dressed up as santa". Made me aitch.

Amen, brother Gene
/freak

I hope cmk gets me that pull-up bar you can hang in a doorway, and some dumbbells so I can get started with P90X and take that shit seriously finally.

No softball last night because the other team didn't show up. I hate that shit because we all show up and not one dude on the other team showed up. At least call the park and say you're not gonna show up so we don't have to, douchebags.

Friday, December 17, 2010

I wish it were xmas today







Sandy Alderson sure is patient.

Can't beleef* footyball is almost over. I mean, home stretch over not totally over. But still it's sad. I don't think an 18 game sked makes cents* but shit I'd watch the shit out of those extra 2 games and you would too.

Bowl pick em? the fuck. Starts tomorrow ass clowns.

Browns +2 over Bengals - Cmon, let's be honest. Cincy should for Marvin no? I mean 8 seasons 58-65 record with no playoff wins, 0-2 in those. I mean what is it? It's cuz hes black? Fire his ass man. That is 8 years of mediocracy at best. Here is also a telling sign that your not a good head coach.

"Assistant coaches under Marvin Lewis who have become NFL head coaches:

None

Cowboys -6 over Redskins - Skins are like woe. Kitna > Romo. Science.

Texans +1.5 over Titans - Seems like the Titans have given up. That's odd, thought this type of stuff doesn't happen to a guy like Fisher. I think that owner is fed up with Fish like Bowlen was fed up with Shanny. You see how that worked out for Bowlen right? Think long and hard before firing a Jeff Fisher Bud Adams. He's no Marvin Lewis.

Indy - 5 over Jax - Can't remember ever wagering or picking the Jaguars in a big game and I don't intend to now.

St Louis over KC - Don't care what spread is or if Cassel plays, either way I'm taking the Rams. My new favorite crush (still love the fins!). This is the battle of the up and coming teams. If only the winner can play Tampa in like a round robin tourney that'd be awesome.

Miami -5 over Buffalo - Fins surging with a putrid offense though. It's sad. Remember the Wildcat? That was fun.

Philly +3 over NYG - ::what?::

Bucs -6 over Deee-troit - Bucs beat up on shitty teams lose to good teams. They have more bad teams on the schedule than good teams hence the good record. This is also known as "fools gold". Bet accordingly.

Arizona +2.5 over Carolina - What a shitty game. I hope no one scores or gets in the Red Zone so I don't have to watch a second of this game. 0-0 tie with no team getting past the 50. Suite.

New Orleans +1.5 over Baltimore - I've soured on the Flacco. His throws during crunch time are always off a bit, making ordinary plays look extraordinary due to Boldin's awesomeness. He lost the Steeler game on his own and shrinks in big games. New Orleans D playing very well lately.

Seattle +6 over Atlanta - Trap game. Traveling pretty far, loud stadium and I know the Seahawks stink but one turnover early in that building and a tsunami of noise just crushes the opponents. It's happened to better teams. Kickoff return, happy Carroll jumping up and down like a damn retarded clown at a pony birthday party. It's crazy.

Denver +6.5 over Oakland - I don't really know what to say, either the game will be close or Oakland will shit on Studds chest. Blue says they all suck but I like points when two teams with records under .500 clash. Call me old-fashioned.

NYJ + 6 over Stillirs - Purnts* pick only. Steelers play better defense and will get the win. Sanchise thought Dolphins D was good (and it is) Steelers is better. Especially at home in December. The only weakness is McFadden, he's a joke cover corner but they rarely leave him ISO, LeBeau is a hall of famer for a reason son. He covers his weaknesses better than anyone and exploits his talents better than anyone.

New England over Green Bay - Obviously if Rodgers plays it will be different....you know instead of the Pats winning by 21 they'll win by 10. Team is straigh ballin right now. / Stu Scott

Da Bears over Vikes - The purple team stinks. What a difference a year makes uh Kod. Farve's pro bowl type season masked alot of problems last year i guess. This game aint being played at that college field either. Someone will die if it does.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Yes or No?

Nine days until Christmas? Yes

Aaron Rodgers will play this weekend? Yes

18 game NFL season? No

Re-seeding the NFL playoffs based on record? No

Sal Alosi is the new fall guy? Yes

Jug's Christmas shopping is done? No

"Bagel" is code for "dick" in keef's prize package from Lp? Yes

Phillies will have multiple injuries this year since they are old and have played/pitched in the playoffs for the last few years? Yes

Lp will attend a Phillies home game posed as a Phillies fan to spit on Cliff Lee's wife in lieu of fisting her? Yes

H will drive to The Burg to let Mize know he is banging exfmmize in the next week? No

Bears clinch their division with a win and a Packers loss vs the Pats this weekend? Yes

TP will spare the homeless some beatings over the holidays? Yes

Kod is going to build his own "field of dreams" in Bemidji where the Bears will play the Vikings this weekend? No

Rev dresses like Santa as a part time yob at the mall? Yes

Most of Beth Christmas gifts will require batteries? Yes

LOV wants to see some video of Mize and Pops of Mize moving the big TV? Yes

We will hit bnu today? No

There will be an NFL strike? No

Jug is IN for the LOV Summit II? Yes

Blue will fire someone by the end of the year? No

This post sucks? Yes

So does your face? Yes

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

10 days until Christmas

or some variation thereof.

some people ran away from Iraq in a bought* and crashed it into Australia. Never trust desert people with boats. Also, maybe they weren't seeking asylum maybe they were just going on vacation.

Millions of fans are pissed that Favre didn't get the cortisone shot so he could play and keep his streak alive. They're not pissed because he didn't play, they were holding out hope he'd have a stroke when he got the shot.

vikings and bears are going to play outside at the screaming eagles new stadium. Should be fun. I hope they have insurance on that metrodome, otherwise that might be a costly repair. I think it would be cool to make that phonecall to the insurance company though. "yes, i'd like to put in a claim on a building I own, the roof collapsed" "which building" "yeah it was the metrodome, we just need a couple new trashbags sewn into the ceiling and we'll be good."

As i notated on monday, the broncos suck, kyle orton sucks (he might be your next QB kod), and eric stupidsville sucks. Football has been a disaster this year for me, woe.

Today blue gets to go help at some homeless charity shelter for battered women or something. He's hoping something comes up and is too busy to go, but that's unlikely.

I found a new website call boobcritic.com, it's kind of like guesshermuff, but for tits. Except most the tits suck, so don't go to that website.

Carry on my wayward sons.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

11 Days til X-Mas

Apparently 11 days until Christmas...assuming Keef was right and yesterday was 12.

So why don't people give their dogs stool hardeners? I mean if you live in a city and you have to pick up your dog's poop all the time why not harden that sumbitch up. And maybe make it smell better. I know they have the technology for it. They give people in hospitals stool hardeners and softeners all the time. They need this stuff for dogs. Market that with a family snuggie, or for beth the fuck snuggie and you'll make billions.

That's right, you'll be able to buy the Bucks and compete with Cuban and Russian Cuban as the best owner. And Sterling. Any owner who heckles his players is just awesome.

MLB TALK


Lee to the Phillies. I did not see that coming. Good for Rev. I hope he didn't have a Lee Chills Attack and die.

WVU Talk

Apparently OK State O Coord is in the mix for the not open head coaching job at WVU. Also he is in the mix for the Pitt job. I don't know much about the guy, so whatever. I don't like the guy we have now. He isn't mean enough and he seems to lose pretty much every good recruit he gets.

MOvie Talk

The chick in Road House was also one of the chick's in Cocktail. I forgot about that. I think later she was in some skinemax movies.


I have a headache. It either has to do with drinking a lot last night or working out the last two mornings. I think the headache is due to drinking and the sore legs are due to the working out.

Monday, December 13, 2010

12 days until Christmas

So does that mean today is the 1st day of Christmas? Should I be getting a partridge in a pear tree today? Or do I need to get one for my true love? Or is today the twelfth day and we count backwards? That would mean I need to get 12 drummers drumming, right? These are questions that I need to have answered. I'm too lazy to Google right now

Football happened this weekend. Bengals looked grate again. Metrodome is full of show. Favre says he couldn't play if the game didn't get postponed. Fuck that guy. Redskins need to practice holding PATs. Pats made H proud to be a chowd. Jets go another game without a TD again.

Cam Newton won the Heisman by a landslide. My favorite part of his speech was towards the beginning where he thanked his parents and said something like "they do so many things behind the scenes for me".

Goddman softball is getting redonk because this team is so bad. I'm glad this is my last season with them. Last night was like watching the bad newz bares*.

That's all I really want to talk about. I'm tired and I'm going to bed. Lets see if we can get 150 comments today. Next week maybe I'll hand out the end of year rewards. Maybe.

Friday, December 10, 2010

here is a post, barely

1 - Rank
I ♥ Mrs.Kiffin - Name
2153 - Points
197-53 - Record

til i get my championship belt i wont pick nfl games

s

Buffalo, Green Bay, NYG, Cincy, Wash, Atlanta, Jax, St Loo, Seattle, NE, Jets, Denver, KC, Philly, Baltimore.


That be all. I dont have time for this shit.

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Random Jug

If I were a terrorist, I would like to blow up a mall. Not when its open, but when its closed and no one is there…just because it’s a mall.

I boat* a giant Hooters bag chair the other night while I was drinking out there. It can seat two people and has cup holders for 6 beers…suite!

Why is Sylvester Stallone getting inducted in the boxing hall of fame? That’s like inducting Kevin Costner into the baseball hall of fame for all his baseball movies. Any why not Carl Weathers?

I told you it was real!!!! /Rev

If I was a reporter, I would change my last name to “Source” or “Sources”. Then I would be instantly be involved in almost all stories.

Sometimes I miss Bodog…my online barber that never would break my leg with a sock full of nickels.

Sock??? /Freak

I follow Mize of Twitter but I’m not sure it’s the real Mize, because it’s not a verified profile.

The other day I told cgjitisw that I was going food shopping. She asked me if I was buying anything else other than food and I said I was. She told me I couldn’t call it food shopping if I wasn’t buying only food…and that I should call it grocery shopping. I disagree. I think I can call it food shopping since most of what I’m buying is food.

I’m listening to more Christmas music this year than I normally do.

My brother and his wife are throwing a New Years Eve party in their new house…so I’ll be throwing a Super Bowl party. Good time to break out the giant Hooters chair. I’ll have to post a pic of it soon.

I gave a press conference when I left my last yob, but no one showed up. Is it really a press conference if the press are not there?


T-Mac came back to Houston with the Pistons two nights ago…this pic always makes me laugh.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

999

That's how many wins George Karl has in his career. Could have had number 1000 last night, but the nuggets suck.

Jennifer Aniston is still hot. Maybe it's my age, and growing up with her being the popular chick on TV, but she's still in my top 5. She's my Elisabeth Shue. I watch movies she's in, even if they are horrible. From all accounts, she can be a raging cunt, but then again, that's all women.

I'm not sure that I care about football anymore this season. This is the earliest i've ever given up on a season. The names being kicked around to take over for McDaniels are dumb. They'll hire somebody though...i guarantee it. Stupid Idaho, with their stupid last second loss to a shitty CSU team cost them a bowl game this year...and we won't even mention Boise State and their craptastic 2nd half against Nevada. In the end I don't really care that BSU lost because Auburn and Oregon won out, so there wouldn't have been a chance for them anyway. Yes it would have been nice to see them in the Rose Bowl, but honestly i'd rather have seen Stanford/Wisconsin.

X amount of shopping days left until Christmas. I have a wife and both kids who have birthdays in December, hell even my dog's birthday is in December. All I do is spend a shitload of money this month.

We're having my direct reports over for appetizers and drinks on sunday, in the middle of the game. Maybe if the Broncos were still in the playoff hunt, I could have avoided it.

Did you know that Jamaal Charles is averaging 6.2 ypc. That's insane.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Blue did it

Blue got McDaniels fired. He offered to pay his salary next year. Actually the Broncos are going to say it was a 'with cause' firing for the video taping stuff. They might win. The RB coach is the new coach. I don't think he will do as well as the other interim coaches.

Jets did not get the OF:B memo. They forgot to show up. Good work Jets.

Mountaineers playing NC State again in a freaking bowl. Eff NC State. And if they haven't played them before then I am misremembering.

UFC picks later in the week.

I almost forgot to dress up today, but I remembered at the last minute.

I don't have much to say. This wasn't Werth reading.

I was going to upload a picture, but my interwebs is being a bitch.

Monday, December 06, 2010

It's a boy

LP had his kid. Well, I guess technically cmlp had it. He was a few weeks early, so it sounds like there were some complications, but little man will pull through it. I'm not a guy who prays, but I said a few words to the man upstairs this weekend.

Ducks & Newtons are gonna play for it all in January. I'm really looking forward to this game. The O/U will probably be about 78. Most people probably think it's a lock that Auburn is going to win. THEY'RE IN THE SEC!!!! But I like the Ducks' chances. They have 2 redonk RBs, and their QB makes good, quick decisions. Auburn obviously has Newton, and a solid defense that bends but doesn't break. My pick is.......
::puts on Duck mascot head::

I was rooting for USF to beat UConn so that Wava would play in the Fiesta Bowl and tem would come out and we would go get fuckt* up. Oh well. Say la vee*.

Tiger choked on Sunday. McDowell played ok, but made some heee-uuuuuuge putts down the stretch. But Tiger choked. He played grate* for 3 days, then gave it away. But at least he was in contention, which means people will watch golf again.

I signed up for Twitter this weekend. I'm not happy about it. I hate it. But I love it.

Fuck the Bengals. They find every way possible to lose. I hope they lose out, fire Marvin, and end up with a top 2 pick. I'd like them to have the #2 pick, ideally. Because then whoever has #1 will take Cam Newton and the goddman Bengals can draft Andrew Luck. Newton just seems like he's way too immature to be a successful NFL QB. He's the next Vince Young. Luck has been playing in a pro set offense under Harbaugh, so I think he'll be a solid pro. But what do I know? I thought ND (the college, not the state) would be in a BCS game this season.

Jason Werth signed a redonk deal with the Nationals. Maybe it's just me, but I don't see him as an $18mil per year kind of player. He does things well, but isn't grate* in any one area. But what do I know? I thought the White Sox would make the World Series.

I didn't play goddman softball tonight because THE Home Depot had a company xmas party at a local park. We had a 3 on 3 basketball tourney and my team finished in 2nd place. Woe.

Jets/Pats tonight. WHOYAGOT???

Friday, December 03, 2010

free porn

Heat crushed the Cavs. Non-story. Yeah the first 10 minutes were fun but then reality kicked in and those guys, that team he left. Are dogs. Cleveland sucks. Heard Bernie Kosar was there. Way to bust out the greats Cleveland.

I know Vick is having this phenominal year and he's an inspiration to all inmates but dude still can't make certain throws. Every once in a while he'll skip a pass. He's not a great pocket passer by any means. Just throwing that out there. On fact, if you keep the Philly WR's in front of you and your able to get some pressure, the Eagles will lose. I do like me some Jeremy Maclin though. Good WR.

Does Joe Theisman have a son in the military because I need to make fun of him. He's dog retarded.

New Orleans (-6.5) @ Cincy - Cincy stinks. Don't look now, it was like the four weeks ago (after Clev loss) everyone was saying what's wrong with the Saints? Ripped off 4 in a row and are 8-3 a game out of first and they get Atlanta again before it's all said and done. This is the last cupcake they'll see though. Got Baltimore, Tampa, Atlanta and St. Loo to finish.


Chicago (-3.5) over Detroit - Bears flying high after the Eagle win. I worry about this, upset special here.



S - The Lions are 50 minute team. Still a work in progress. No worries here.

San Fran @ Green Bay (-9.5) - No Gore, 1pm West Coast team rule, cold has hell (ETEO no?). Beat down.

Jax @ Tennessee (off) - Chris Johnson abuses the Jaguars. After watching Rusty Sunday I'm sure he's telling Cancer Humdinger to give CJ the ball 50 times.

Denver @ KC (-8.5) - Haley wants this game bad. For obvious reasons. This guy is nuts. I think he beats his wife.

Cleveland @ Miami (-4.5) - $20 Miami wins out.

Buffalo (+6) over Minnesota - So the vikes are good now because Farve ran for a first down to ice the game against shitty Washington?

Washington (+7) over Giants - Skins can stuff the run, Giants have to throw but to who. Two top WR's are still out, this means more Kevin Boss, more Travis Beckum and more Derek Hagan. Not good. Giants squeak out another one but only because the Washington offense is disgusting.

Oakland @ San Diego (-13) - Big number but they just whupped up on the Colts. And it's December. $100 Chargers win out.

Dallas @ Indy (5.5) - Yeah right the Colts are going to lose 3 in a row. Cmon man. I don't care if Freak "Silly Socks" Baker lines up at TE this week they win. By more than 7.

St. Louis (-3) over Arizona - The SPAGS are going to demolish The Whiz. LOCK IT UP.

Carolina @ Seattle (-6) - Carroll's done alright so far, didn't think they'd be close to getting 7 wins, a win Sunday gets them 6 with 4 left. Possible.

Atlanta (-3) over Tampa - Bucs ain't ready for this man. They've lost to every team that had a winning record. They ain't really a 7-4 team yea know.

Pittsburgh (+3) over Baltimore - I don't know man, these games are always close and always close to the spread in difference. I like the Steelers because they seem angry, talking that me against the world crap already. And because Mendenhall is a tougher back this year. And because Big Ben missed the first heavyweight fight.

Jets @ New England (-3) - Pats playing extremely well as of late. Very efficient on offense (115 points in 3 games) also I think like 6-1 since Randy Moss trade. they know what the fuck they are doing. Here's to hoping they lose in the Conference Championship game.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Sources suck

So yesterday morning Sources said that the Gruden to Miami thing was as good as done. Later in the day Sources said that there is no chance Gruden will be coaching Miami...which is pretty much what he said frm the get go. Whoever this Sources character is needs to be fired.

I'd like to watch the first 10 minutes or so of the Heat-Cavs game tonight, but I'll be out playing our last softball game of the season. I havebeen listening to the build up to it on sports talk. How will the fans react? Extra security. Will it be another Pistons incident? Will Lebron do his stupid "worship me" routine with the chalk before the game? Booing is so cliche...its been done. What the fans should do, what Cleveland sports talk and the Cavs organization should encourage them to do is to be completely silent everytime LeBron gets the ball. Do something new. Then, everytime he scores the PA guy should just play the "Cleveland" sound file like in this link. Either way, I think this would be a game where Mize would tie his shoes.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas will be there too.

Does the pending temgagement decrease tem's odds of attending Summit II? or increase?

I did the Couture P90X plyometrics workout the other day...I'm still sore as hell. Have you done that one yet Keef?

I hope the Texans beat the Eagles tonight.

That's all I have.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

It's December

Believe it

Next 3 weeks will fly right by.

Unemployment is running out for a bunch of americans, congress won't extend it again. You know, if you've been out of work for 99 weeks (almost 2 full years), maybe it's time to take a good long look in the mirror.

Blue forecasts gas prices to increase 18% in 2011

Turkey or Ham for Christmas dinner?

Why not both /rev

CU is going to hire a guy who's never been a coordinator, let alone a head coach. But...he's the rb coach for the vikings and look at how great their rbs have been, i'm sure it's all because of his coaching.

Blue is fighting the good fight for his company's employees. He's pushing for a decent raise for everyone, the CFO is trying some trickeration thinking employees are dumb. Blue won the last round as the CEO sided with him.

I have an idea to cut the deficit, maybe reduce the number of congressmen/women. Reduce the number of people on the president's cabinet. Reduce the NASA...richard branson is doing it privately and will make a shitload of money at it, and the US loses billions. Get rid of the USPS. Nobody needs pottery barn magazines anyway. Start selling our intelligence secrets on ebay. Lastly Obama should call one of those consumer credit counseling services and maybe they can help set up a payment plan and reduce interest rates...it would ding our credit, but that's ok, our credit is shit anyway.

I just saved us 2 Trillion/year. Done and done.

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"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino